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    Arguing and corpses. That's it. That's the whole fic. Oh and sex.

    I will probably add one or two one shots that are incidental to the plot, and MAAYYYYYBBEEEE write a third, but for now, this series is complete.

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    In retrospect, leading with it was probably a mistake.

    “You—wait, what?”

    “Never mind,” Scott says. “Never mind, it—you're back now, everything is fixed, it's fine. Everything's fine. There's just… some stuff I need to talk to you about.”

    “You had a thing? With an FBI agent?” Hope looks like she can't work out whether she's angrier that Scott maybe-sort-of-cheated on her—does it count as cheating when one of them’s nothing but a pile of ash, Scott's not clear on the ethical parameters there—or whether it's just that he kind of fell into bed with the long arm of the law.

    “Jae’s not—well, he is, but—look, it's complicated. It just sort of, it happened, okay? It was a weird time for everyone.”

    “Yeah, so I hear.” Hope takes a deep breath, pinches the bridge of her nose. “Okay. Fine. Tell me how you managed to sleep with Agent Woo, and we’ll go from there.”

    “Yeah,” Scott says. “Okay,” and wonders where, exactly, to start.

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    18 Sep 2020

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    "So congratulations, Peril," Napoleon drawled, looking so amused that he could see it was literally setting Illya's teeth on edge. "You have the supreme good fortune of getting to kiss me senseless. Now be a good sport and put your hands on my backside, would you? I'm beginning to feel neglected."

    In which the boys have to go undercover as a couple, with Napoleon having a whale of a time while Illya isn't sure whether to knock Napoleon's teeth out or kiss him.

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    13 Sep 2020

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    He turns lightning away from barns, he scares children away from unholy places, he keeps the old ghosts company after their names have been forgotten.

    If the vârcolac had a grave, no one would visit. It is a forsaken place, and must stay forsaken.

    ~~~

    After the helicarriers come down, the Winter Soldier flees to the Carpathian Mountains in search of silence, safety, and peace of mind. The vârcolac finds him first.

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    30 Aug 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    "I think my girlfriend is in the mafia."

    Ninon gasped. "You have a girlfriend?"

    Celeste pretended to aim a kick at her shoulder. "You're focusing on the wrong thing."

    "You haven't had a girlfriend since Lisbet fucked off to Belgium," Ninon said. "I'm focusing on exactly what I should be focusing on. Is she tall? I bet she's tall."

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    29 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    "I think my girlfriend is in the mafia."

    Ninon gasped. "You have a girlfriend?"

    Celeste pretended to aim a kick at her shoulder. "You're focusing on the wrong thing."

    "You haven't had a girlfriend since Lisbet fucked off to Belgium," Ninon said. "I'm focusing on exactly what I should be focusing on. Is she tall? I bet she's tall."

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