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Let's Call it a Draw by Actual_Writing_Trashcan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
01 Jan 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Sevika (Arcane: League of Legends)/Reader
- Sevika (Arcane: League of Legends)
- Ran (Arcane: League of Legends)
- Thieram (Arcane: League of Legends)
- Jinx (League of Legends)
- Silco (Arcane: League of Legends)
- Lock (Arcane: League of Legends)
- random OCs
- Smut
- Oral Sex
- Making Out
- First Time
- First Kiss
- Arm Wrestling
- Drinking
- fueled by my desire to be built like a mountain
- but alas i am but a twig
- Ran is either the best or worst wingperson depending on your point of view
- also i know nothing about arm wrestling
- so don't use this as a guide to win at arm wrestling
- no smut in the first chapter
- and the reader is a brickhouse and taller than sevika
- so there's that
Summary
Sevika pines. She drinks. Then she competes in some arm wrestling and makes some very sapphic eye contact.
She loses, loses again, and then she wins.
Or maybe she wins all three times. It depends on your point of view.
(Basically just a very self-indulgent fic that spawned from an idea about Sevika and a big, buff Reader that I'll probably never get around to writing in full, so I wrote this as a way of honoring that idea.)
[All warnings in the tags.]
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Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Lin Beifong/Reader
- Lin Beifong
- Reader
- Random OCs and Background Characters
- Medical Conditions
- Fluff
- starting to lay some plot here
- apologies if this just seems random
- all shall come together in due time
- also if you can't tell from this series my love language is food
- adding to the reader's backstory
- just plot and gay shit
- that could honestly sum up this whole series
- with some smut thrown in for fun
- the character with ehlers danlos is inspired by the diagnosis i received this summer
Summary
You wait while Ryu connects the call, then smile when you hear Lin’s voice through the speaker. “Hey.”
“Hello.” She clears her throat. “Ryu said you wanted to talk. Is everything okay?”
“No, yeah, I’m fine. Everything’s fine. I’ve just been slammed at work today, and I’m going to Yue General afterwards.”
“For you, or for a patient?” Lin asks, concern lurking in her voice.
“For a patient,” you assure her. “I don’t know when my day’s going to end, so I just wanted to call and say hi.”
“Oh.” Through the crackle of static over the speaker, you can make out papers flipping back and forth. “We didn’t have anything planned for tonight.”
“No,” you agree. “It’s more to do with the rain. I was going to swing by and check on you, but that doesn’t look like it’s going to be feasible.”
“Oh.” There’s another pause. When she speaks again, her voice is softer, warmer. “I’m fine. Thank you. Just take care of yourself.”
aka weather and work morph into a deluge, and you and Lin take care of each other in the midst of it all.
(All warnings in the tags.)
Series
- Part 16 of The Hands that Heal -Lin x Reader Series
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Hor-moan-al by Actual_Writing_Trashcan
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
01 Jan 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Piotr Rasputin/Reader
- Piotr Rasputin
- Reader
- Smut
- Fluff and Smut
- Pregnant Sex
- this is just some sweet and loving debauchery to send out the year
- Oral Sex
- Doggy Style
- there's zero plot to this
- just porn and sweetness
- trying to manifest that for the incoming new year sdflkjdslfjkdslkfjdslfj
Summary
Pregnancy, as with most who go through it, takes its toll on you. Specifically, your heightened hormones have you all over the page, leaving you to cope in the wake of their intensity and unpredictability.
Piotr, as always, is here to attend to your needs.
(Set after "S'mores for Two.")
[All warnings in the tags.]
Series
- Part 110 of Colossus Hyperfixation Collection
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I Wanna Feel You from the Inside by Actual_Writing_Trashcan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
02 Jan 2023
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Sevika (Arcane: League of Legends)/Reader
- Sevika (Arcane: League of Legends)/You
- Sevika (Arcane: League of Legends)
- background characters
- Reader
- whoooooo this got raunchy
- Sorry Not Sorry
- Smut
- Sextech (League of Legends)
- Strap-Ons
- Oral Sex
- Daddy Kink
- Light Dom/sub
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- this literally just exists to be horny
- also i want sevika to call me "princess" sdlfkjdslfkjdslfkj
Summary
“If you want something, just say so.”
You bite on your lower lip, then lean forward until your lips are pressed against her ear. “I got you a present, Daddy.” You grin when you feel her tense. “It’s back at the apartment.”
Sevika sucks in a breath through her teeth, then makes a noise of understanding in the back of her throat. “You’re not wearing it for me, princess?”
You shake your head. “No.” You smile sweetly when she cocks her head back so she can see your face. “It can’t be worn outside the apartment.”
or, put it another way, I realized there weren't any Sextech fics featuring Sevika. I decided to change that.
(All warnings in the tags.)
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Old Dogs and New Toys by Actual_Writing_Trashcan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
02 Jan 2023
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Grayson (Arcane: League of Legends)/Reader
- Grayson (Arcane: League of Legends)
- Reader
- MILF4MILF
- Domestic Bliss
- Married Couple
- Married Life
- Married Sex
- Smut
- Shameless Smut
- Sextech (League of Legends)
- Strap-Ons
- Oral Sex
- Multiple Orgasms
- Fluff and Smut
- Domestic Fluff
- Romance
- Slow Dancing
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- the reader and grayson are happily married and no one is dead
- the reader is femme because i want to be the femme grayson takes a dress off of
- i'm down bad sdfljdsflksdjflsdjf
- oops it's a multichap now
- don't mind me being a food and fashion and culture nerd
- no smut in chapter 2 because i meandered severely
- grayson and the reader help vi get ready for the snowdown gala
- and lowkey highkey adopt her as their gay baby
- also leaning into middle eastern culture bc grayson's voice actor is iranian
- but i used the term "persian" because that term was used in a lot of my reference material
- plus idk if there's a region in league that would square with the middle east
- hence i'm using persian as the descriptor
- honestly i got to write about fashion and food so i'm happy lol
Summary
You’re wearing perfume, she realizes; not the light, faintly floral number you reserve for workdays, but the heavier, warmer scent you save for date nights. It also happens to be her favorite for you –honey, vanilla, amber, all mixing together and drawing her in until all she can do is hold you in her arms and devour you.
“It’s good to see you, too.” Grayson takes a moment to admire the whole presentation you’ve put on, then puts one hand on your waist and draws you closer to her so she can murmur in your ear. “Are we going somewhere tonight that I forgot about?”
“No,” you answer lightly –though she can feel the way you shiver against her. “Just felt like… dressing up.”
In the past near-thirty years of marriage, “dressing up” has always meant “take me to bed later” from you. And, as it has for the past near-thirty years, the phrase lights a fire low in her abdomen.
“Let me get freshened up,” she purrs in your ear, “and then I’ll come help you with dinner.”
Or, in other words, Grayson has a femme wife, doesn't die, and spends an evening romancing and fucking her beloved.
Recent series
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The Hands that Heal -Lin x Reader Series by Actual_Writing_Trashcan
Fandom: Avatar: Legend of Korra
- Explicit, Mature, Teen And Up Audiences, General Audiences
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- F/F
- Series in Progress
01 Jan 2024
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Lin Beifong/Reader
- Lin Beifong & Kya II
- Lin Beifong
- Reader
- Mako (Avatar)
- Bolin (Avatar)
- Original Female Character(s)
- Original Female Character(s) of Color
- Kya II (Avatar)
- random background characters
- handful of other characters but they don't have dialogue so i'm not tagging them
- Korra (Avatar)
- Original Male Character(s)
- Original Characters
- Various Background Characters
- Random OCs and Background Characters
- Here I Am Again
- writing fanfics for shows i haven't watched
- because my hubris knows no limits
- hi welcome to my brainrot for lin beifong
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Handcuffs
- Face-Sitting
- Doggy Style
- Strap-Ons
- Hair-pulling
- Spanking
- Praise Kink
- Older Woman/Younger Woman
- i really just need lin to break me in half pls and thank you
- this is my first work for lok so be nice pls
- Smut
- Shameless Smut
- hahahaha time to go to superhell sldkjfldsjfldsjflkjdsf
- fuck how am i even going to summarize this
- set after the end of the cartoon series
- Reader's POV
- some of my thoughts on lin's character
- Such as they are
- presented through the reader's introspection
- Lingerie
- thigh riding
- Oral Sex
- Multiple Orgasms
- i am obsessed with lin's muscles and i will not be apologizing for it
- Cold Weather
- don't ask me about the cologne idk how that shit works
- I just made it up
- this one isn't as spicy as the first one
- but part three will be
- I promise
- back at it with smut
- sorry for the delay i spilled milk on my laptop and killed it
- so i had to wait for a new one
- Gratuitous Smut
- that's all this is
- Dirty Talk
- Vaginal Fingering
- this is rated t solely because i like swear words
- I can't help it
- my veins are filled only by microscopic instances of the word fuck
- no sex or overly suggestive stuff
- instead it's
- Caring
- dare i say
- Bonding
- also you have a job now congrats
- Waterbending & Waterbenders
- Massage
- Chiropractic Adjustment
- Fluff
- you take care of lin and then the two of you have dinner
- that's it that's p much the fic
- also the radio show you two listen to is inspired by my love of law and order
- season five is the best season and i'll hear nothing else on the subject
- tags to be added per chapter
- and chapter three will be rated e for smut so the rating will go up then
- but the other two chapters are essentially g rated
- save for my excessive use of swear words
- also we're finally getting to plot!
- because this series IS going to have plot I SWEAR
- it's not just a bunch of smut
- (though there is a lot of smut let's be honest)
- Explosions
- Police Work stuff
- chiropractics
- this is my first time writing mako and bolin pls be nice slkfjsklfjdslfj
- the smut comes next week i promise
- The wait will be worth it
- but we must have our character development and massage therapy before we have our smut
- aka i'm still projecting how bad i want a massage
- chapter three is up meaning we've switched to that explicit rating baybee
- Desk Sex
- and now this is just me projecting how much I want to be railed by lin beifong
- another two parter for the sake of length
- also not thrilled with the title but i couldn't think of anything better so oh well
- the smut's in chapter two but there's some grown up stuff in chapter one
- hence the rating
- Sex Toys
- Sex Shop
- Birthday Presents
- more tags to come
- Teasing
- the reader has a power bottom moment
- also time to exercise some personal headcanons
- which is that lin is very awkward about receiving gifts
- and her primary love language is quality time
- (and also words of affirmation but good luck getting her to admit it)
- whooooooo boi here we go
- Mentions of crime
- mentions of fighting
- mentions of injury
- Hospitalization
- Rough Sex
- Light Dom/sub
- Orgasm Delay/Denial
- Fingerfucking
- Finger Sucking
- i am so delighted i get to use this next tag
- Sharing a Bed
- There Was Only One Bed
- delighted author cackles
- some light fluff to round everything out
- ENJOY!!!
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- i am here to feed the gays
- Spooning
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Accidental Cuddling
- lin beifong is a secret cuddler pass it on
- Inappropriate Use of Bending (Avatar)
- Technically Speaking
- imo it's a perfectly acceptable use
- but i'll leave it to you to pass judgement
- Shower Sex
- Domestic Fluff
- radio shows
- like those cheesy uber bad soap operas
- daytime programming's never been that good lol
- Feelings Realization
- OH Y'ALL THOUGH THIS WAS JUST GONNA BE DOMESTIC HORNY SLICE OF LIFE SHIT HUH
- n o p e
- Kidnapping
- Hostage Situations
- Assault
- Sexual Harassment
- probs bordering on assault but idk where the legal line is drawn
- Injury
- look idk how else to say you get the shit beat out of you
- Near Death Experiences
- Firebending & Firebenders
- Earthbending & Earthbenders
- Metalbending & Metalbenders
- Bloodbending (Avatar)
- Angst
- Heavy Angst
- Panic Attacks
- free advice of the day: always ask for a lawyer
- even if you didn't do anything
- Lawyer Up
- Break Up
- THIS IS NOT THE END PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
- hello am welcome to my opinions and politics on bloodbending
- be prepared to see more of this
- because i have OPINIONS
- Post-Break Up
- Breaking Up & Making Up
- Drinking
- Alcohol
- Flirting
- Jealousy
- this gets petty as fuck
- also please don't hate chinatsu
- she's my blunt dapper babby and i love her
- Arguing
- talking about feelings
- Possessive Sex
- Begging
- Bratting
- Naked Cuddling
- Fluff and Smut
- Fluff and Angst
- Getting Together
- First Dates
- Museums
- Bookstores
- sapphic dating traditions
- aka staying out the whole day
- and doing shit together
- while holding hands
- also don't mind me just making stuff up for worldbuilding
- we're now also hitting an interesting reversal where lin is confident in her feelings
- while the reader is not
- and if you're wondering where that's going to go...
- insert sinister author smile here
- we're back at the hotel
- i wanted to get at least one more fic set there
- Showers
- slight D/S dynamic
- Hotel Sex
- Hurt/Comfort
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- which has apparently been my vibe as of late
- digging into lin's trauma from amon
- we've got another massage fic!
- Rain
- Baking
- also look i know the technology in legend of korra probably isn't to the point of gas ovens
- at least to the extent where they'd be common in apartments
- I KNOW OKAY
- just let me have this
- this is one of the worldbuilding areas where i suck slkdfjdlsfjldsfj
- so pls no one point it out i already know it's not realistic
- please just let me have this sdlkdfjlskdfjldskfj
- ooooh boy
- where to start with this one
- Emotional Baggage
- we're processing expressing our sexuality in public girlies
- and by we I mean me
- Miscommunication
- Working Out My Feelings Through Fic
- Making Up
- hi i have feelings and the rest of you get to deal with it you're welcome
- gonna slap a 't' rating on this one because it's dealing with some heavy shit
- but there's nothing that matches the archive warnings in this one
- Emotional Hurt
- Trauma
- Crying
- I Made Myself Cry
- highkey processing some of my own trauma around my sexuality
- Emotional/Psychological Abuse
- also if you're wondering yes i cope with stress by taking care of others
- what's where the whole dinner scene came from
- i am the reader and the reader is me
- Medical Conditions
- starting to lay some plot here
- apologies if this just seems random
- all shall come together in due time
- also if you can't tell from this series my love language is food
- adding to the reader's backstory
- just plot and gay shit
- that could honestly sum up this whole series
- with some smut thrown in for fun
- the character with ehlers danlos is inspired by the diagnosis i received this summer
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Colossus Hyperfixation Collection by Actual_Writing_Trashcan
Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
- Mature, Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit, General Audiences
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- F/M, Multi
- Series in Progress
01 Jan 2024
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Piotr Rasputin/Reader
- Ellie Phimister/Yukio
- Nathan Summers/Wade Wilson
- Frank Castle/Karen Page
- Alexandra Rasputin/Nikolai Rasputin
- Alexandra Rasputina/Nikolai Rasputin
- Jean Grey/Scott Summers
- Ellie Phimister/Yukio (Deadpool Movies)
- Kitty Pryde/Illyana Rasputin
- Nikolai Rasputin/Alexandra Rasputina
- Piotr Rasputin
- Charles Xavier
- Wade Wilson
- Scott Summers
- Reader
- Random Hit Men
- Logan (X-Men)
- Nathan Summers
- Jean Grey
- Negasonic Teenage Warhead
- Yukio (Deadpool Movies)
- Russell Collins
- Firefist
- Ellie Phimister
- Neena Thurman
- Original Male Character(s)
- random OCs
- various OCs
- Kurt Wagner
- Pietro Maximoff
- Bobby Drake
- Ororo Munroe
- Original Female Character(s) of Color
- Original Characters
- Frank Castle
- Karen Page
- Hank McCoy
- Alexandra Rasputin
- Nikolai Rasputin
- Mikhail Rasputin
- Illyana Rasputin
- Dopinder (Marvel)
- Erik Lehnsherr
- Kitty Pryde
- Original Female Character(s)
- Original Characters of Non-Conforming Gender Identity
- Alexandra Rapustin
- Original Child Character(s)
- Franklin "Foggy" Nelson
- Matt Murdock
- Alexandra Rasputina
- random unnamed characters
- Christina | Angel Dust
- Nathaniel Essex
- Other ensemble characters
- Only tagging the ones that speak
- Various Other Characters Not Mentioned Directly
- Gamora (Marvel)
- Nebula (Marvel)
- Tony Stark
- Pepper Potts
- Vision (Marvel)
- Peter Quill
- Rocket Raccoon
- Steve Rogers
- James "Bucky" Barnes
- T'Challa (Marvel)
- Shuri (Marvel)
- Dora Milaje
- Kurt (Ant-Man movies)
- Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
- Carol Danvers
- Wanda Maximoff
- Lorna Dane
- Juggernaut
- Thanos (Marvel)
- James "Rhodey" Rhodes
- Sam Wilson (Marvel)
- Rogue (X-Men)
- Thor (Marvel)
- Loki (Marvel)
- Stephen Strange
- Marci Stahl
- David "Micro" Lieberman
- Sarah Lieberman
- Leo Lieberman
- Zach Lieberman
- Anatoly Rasputin
- Russell
- based on a dream i had where i kissed colossus
- it was a great dream
- the author admits that she doesn't know much about this fandom
- nonetheless she has invited herself to the party
- Nightmares
- Sexual Assault
- Kidnapping
- Exposition
- the reader has issues with authority
- wade is your best friend
- mentions of abuse
- POV Second Person
- Present Tense
- and so the hyperfixation continues
- Description of Injuries
- mentions of abduction
- Misogyny
- Strong Language
- i mean it's wade
- What Did You Expect
- the reader is a badass
- scott is a pain in the ass
- colossus is a marshmallow who is very loved
- Fight Scene
- Guns
- they play hide and seek
- That's it
- Implied Sexual Content
- nothing explicit though
- Making Out
- thunderstorms are cool
- this was literally just an excuse to write about Piotr in a swimsuit
- that's the plot
- This is just indulgent fluff
- mild sexual themes
- piotr is a sweetheart and no one can convince me otherwise
- this is so fluffy
- my teeth rotted while writing this
- depictions of injuries and combat
- the reader hurts themselves
- like a dumbass
- and gets the good pain meds
- colossus is a cinnamon roll that needs to be protected at all costs
- i feel like that's a given for any fic with wade fucking wilson in it
- but i thought i'd tag it to be safe
- Confessions of love
- Kissing
- human!form colossus
- he's such a babe
- this was mostly written at 5 am
- You've been warned
- scott is an asshole
- there are enough death scenes that i tagged for violence
- this one's dark
- it was going to happen at some point
- i am the angst queen after all
- So much angst
- needles and descriptions of injections
- vague mental illness problems
- implied panic attacks
- Depictions of Abuse
- Depictions of Death
- the reader goes through the wringer
- oof
- Happy ending though
- the cablepool is kind of vague
- you kinda have to squint to see it
- i'm definitely going to do future pieces where their pairing is more overt
- It's coming
- No pun intended
- OR IS IT
- i have cavities in my heart
- edited at 5 am
- take that for what you will
- basically pure fluff
- rating is for language and because people are dressed up like zombies
- i had so much fun writing this
- halloween-y antics
- i want to do one of them trick or treating now
- dammit
- this is not helping my hyperfixation
- they go trick or treating
- No Plot
- all fluff
- well a little bit of plot
- but not as it relates to the fic itself
- more as it relates to a few future pieces
- piotr is a domestic wet dream and no one can convince me otherwise
- like he's just confident in himself and he doesn't care if it's not stereotypically masculine
- he has a rules book and worries if his friends are eating enough
- does this look like the poster man for chauvinism
- i think the fuck not
- oh look i have cavities again
- NOT edited at 5AM
- because i can have self control when i feel like it
- i just usually don't
- Mild Sexual Content
- Angst
- i am back in my element
- Happy Ending tho
- because i am sensitive and need happy endings to survive my angsty existence
- Mentions of Death
- implied panic attack
- undefined mental health issues
- reader goes through the ringer again
- Verbal Fighting
- Therapy Mention
- wade is an excellent date
- I just know it
- Mentions of Injuries
- SO MUCH FLUFF
- Pining
- so much pining
- piotr may as well be a tree he pines so much
- THIS MADE ME FEEL SO MANY THINGS
- Getting Together
- piotr is an overthinker and no one can convince me otherwise
- BEYOND FLUFFY
- prepare to die
- IT'S SO FLUFFY
- fluff fluff fluff
- just fluff
- Allusions to abuse
- Christmas themed Fic
- winter themed
- alternatively titled 'the x-force has fun in the snow'
- alternatively titled 'wade don't do that'
- alternatively titled 'one long drug joke'
- JUST BARELY RATED T
- holy cow
- THIS ALMOST GOT OUT OF CONTROL
- Nudity
- Sexual Content
- not out and out smut
- but it easily could've been asjlsksldfsl
- Fluff
- christmas fics make it easy to do that
- wade loves arts and crafts
- it's law
- excessive use of the phrase 'tongue bath'
- i thought quicksilvers x-men verse name was peter
- i guess not
- huh
- alcohol consumption
- Alcohol
- sober consent to drinking alcohol
- You get drunk
- then hungover
- and piotr takes care of you while you're hungover
- that's the fic
- Hangover
- Vomiting
- the reader is a lightweight
- drink responsibly kids
- no underage drinking in this fic
- because wade isn't about that
- reader is at least 21 for this fic
- mother hen piotr
- fyi the author has never drank alcohol before
- so i could be totally wrong about how this works
- have mercy
- please
- beach themed fic
- from winter to summer real quick
- enjoy the whiplash
- Starts Off Happy
- but doesn't really end that way
- i mean it does
- but this is angsty
- the first few scenes are a trap
- i'm warning you now
- THIS IS AN ANGST FIC
- persecution of mutants
- this is not a commentary on racism or privilege
- don't crucify me pls
- thank you
- piotr in a swim suit is the best piotr
- angry piotr
- human piotr
- so many feelings
- edited at 3 am because i'm great at making life choices
- no one dies or gets physically hurt btw
- angsty fic
- definite trigger warning on this
- Mental Health Stuff
- Hallucinations
- Panic Attacks
- fluffy affirmations from Piotr tho
- which are always nice
- Please Be careful
- don't read it if you think it won't pan out well for you
- your well being is more important than this fic
- I mean it
- pure fluff
- nothing but fluff
- No Angst
- starts fluffy stays fluffy ends fluffy
- i cannot emphasize enough just how fluffy this is
- guaranteed to cause cavities
- you and piotr watch disney movies
- that's literally it - Freeform
- completely self indulgent
- and i feel no shame for that
- So much kissing
- bc you should capitalize on that as piotr's gf
- which you do
- another plot focused fic
- Bleh
- when can i go back to writing fluff
- depictions of torture
- depictions of violence
- nothing graphic
- but i wanted to tag it anyway
- implied sex
- Sensuality
- keeping secrets is hard
- this is utter crack
- or should i say
- udder crack
- my eyes are bleeding just from editing this
- vague descriptions of justified vomiting
- in which wade goes TOO FAR
- and you kick his ass for it
- i don't know what this is
- but it made me laugh
- so here
- enjoy the garbage my brain made up
- next week's fic will be of a much higher quality i assure you
- this is basically a drug trip
- Cow Play
- but not in a sexual context
- more in a WHY DOES THIS EXIST context
- not kinkshaming
- just throwing that out there
- welcome to the fluff fest
- because that's all this is
- a fuckton of fluff one might say
- guaranteed to cause real cavities
- which you will then thank me for
- that's how fluffy this fic is
- fluff and pancakes
- what else do you need in life
- well aside from piotr
- but you've got him too
- according to this fic at least
- discussion of marriage and marital traditions
- Mild Language
- talk about sex and drinking
- but that's really it
- unless you count choking on a bite of pancake for a hot second
- but yeah no real warnings
- maybe too much fluff
- nah there's no such thing
- trigger warnings for the following:
- Mental Breakdown
- mentions of vomit
- Depression
- Anxiety
- Emotional/Psychological Abuse
- Verbal Abuse
- yes it's fluff
- but with pain
- because feels
- piotr pov
- you have a shitty time of it and piotr's there to love you through it
- angsty
- but also fluffy
- THE PARADOX
- THE CONFUSION
- CANNOT BE PARALLELED
- don't read if you think it'll trigger you
- your wellbeing is more important
- in honor of the shit week i've had
- i'm literally gonna punch murphy in the fucking balls if i find him
- briefest and vaguest possible mention of a gunshot wound there ever could be
- accidentally killing someone
- in brief and nondetailed ways
- mentions of the menstrual cycle
- you have a shitty week
- Basically
- fluffy ending tho
- extremely fluffy ending
- piotr is a good boyfriend
- a sweet marshmallow
- a baby cinnamon roll
- okay i'm done
- highkey this might be shitty but I LOVE IT SO SHUT UP
- also
- i didn't get to carve a pumpkin this year
- and i'm SALTY
- but i digress
- basically no warnings
- like i can't think of any
- this is just fluffy
- Pumpkin carving
- Like
- There's no plot
- This is pointless
- BUT I STILL LOVE IT
- the T rating is for language
- unsurprisingly
- you carve a pumpkin for the first time
- The End
- I SAID IT WAS POINTLESS OKAY
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- Domestic Fluff
- how many ways can i say fluff
- your heart will melt out your ass
- (@ the person who said that to me in a comment once you know who you are and i love you)
- you and piotr move in together
- that's all that's going on
- just some fluff
- a lot of fluff
- it's pretty cute
- i think it's cute and i never like my own work
- so that's how you know it's cute
- guarateed to cause cavities and make your heart melt out your ass
- sexually suggestive content
- Implied Nudity
- because you're welcome
- This is just a happy fic
- gratuitous fluff
- wait there's no such thing
- Smut
- Gentle Sex
- yes that's right - Freeform
- i wrote sex
- for y'all
- You're Welcome
- this is my first time writing smut so please be gentle
- i just made myself laugh
- abuse mention
- mentions and depictions of injuries
- Illness
- piotr gets sick and you take care of him
- this is really just a fluff fest though
- because i can't write anything else
- also wade is mentioned once but that's it
- it's really just the two of you
- My first explicit fic
- crossing so many milestones this year
- like last week's fic
- but from piotr's pov
- and with hardcore smut
- you get sick and piotr takes care of you
- this is really just a fluffy fic
- enough fluff to give you diabetes
- (i don't think diabetes works that way but you get the point)
- read at your own fluffin risk
- Did I mention fluff?
- literally no warnings for this one
- just a short fluffy blurb
- a good way to end the fluff saga of november
- because next week is going to be ANGSTY
- so enjoy the happiness while it lasts
- oh boy
- this is... a thing
- Dubious Consent
- Extremely Dubious Consent
- Fuck Or Die
- Marathon Sex
- Multiple Orgasms
- Overstimulation
- this is nothing but sin
- Gratuitous Smut
- Sex Pollen
- Perverts of the most obnoxious variety
- okay
- Here we go
- Car Accidents
- Passive aggressive behavior
- Anxious Thoughts
- Making Up
- Working things out
- Yes there is a happy ending
- But this is an angst fic
- Because I am LONG overdue for one
- Seven Minutes In Heaven Game
- that's all this fic is about
- literally no warnings on this
- well you do get shut in an actual closet
- so if you're claustrophobic you might want to think about that
- but yeah
- nice and fluffy
- to atone for last week
- some nice moderate angst to start the new year off right
- Not a lot though
- and you don't get hungover this time!
- but you do cry
- so there's that
- talking about relationships and the future
- the author edited this after a night of no sleep at 8 am
- hhahahahaha my life is a mess
- but you know what isn't
- this fic
- Hi welcome to angst
- i've been in an angsty mood lately
- no surprises there
- i discovered frank castle
- and HOLY HOT DAMN
- what a SNACC
- anywho
- back to the point
- Gunshot Wounds
- Injuries in general
- You get shot
- It Sucks
- life goes on - Freeform
- angst angst angst
- you'll probably cry
- well this did not end as i expected it to
- this was supposed to be fluffy
- and fun
- to make up for last week
- and then depression happened
- both in the fic and outside of it
- because this is literally inspired by the depressive episode i'm balls deep in right now
- figurative balls not literal ones
- this got out of hand OKAY
- References to Depression
- you get depressed and piotr's there to help you
- maybe it's fluffier than i think
- idk i just feel like this is a really sad fic
- probably because i'm really sad
- also it is my headcanon that nate lives to fuck with scott at every possible turn
- because scott summers is a douchebag
- and if you know the original backstory of how nathan came to be you will agree with me
- Whelp
- This is just smut
- mildly disguised as a character study
- nothing but filth
- enjoy i guess
- Angst angst angst angst
- hi this is angst
- Nothing but angst
- and some fluff
- but ANGST
- I NEEDED TO WRITE ANGST AND I DID
- Abuse
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Mentions of Organized Crime
- backstory on Piotr's mother
- or - Freeform
- you know
- my version of her backstory
- because marvel hasn't given her one so i say FAIR GAME
- piotr is a human that has issues of his own in this essay i will
- but no seriously piotr's a human and he's not perfect
- i WILL DIE ON THIS HILL DAMMIT
- highkey this is probably shitty but i can't be assed right now
- i'm so depressed
- that i'm just happy to have it done
- next week'll probably be fluff because i need a fuckin break from angst
- Injury
- Near Death Experiences
- hi welcome to FRANK CASTLE DESERVES FRIENDS DAMMIT
- another hill i will die on
- whoo boy this took forever
- i hope y'all like it because i'm pretty sure i bled for this fic
- Fluff and Smut
- consumption of alcohol
- in safe amounts though
- no one's drunk
- piotr's safe to drive
- drive safe kids
- also: roadhead
- because why not
- Hotel Sex
- you and piotr owe an apology to the neighboring rooms
- even though neither of you are really sorry
- piotr is the best boyfriend to walk the face of the earth
- No one is surprised
- hello and welcome to my salt
- this is literally a byproduct of netflix cancelling the punisher series
- i am SALTY DAMMIT
- and this absolutely pertains to the series
- this isn't just self indulgent crack
- but this is one hundred percent a salt fic
- no doubt about it
- Blood and Injury
- mentions of child abuse
- you just have a rough time of it
- and all you wanted to do was buy your boyfriend a birthday present dammit
- there's a happy ending though
- So don't worry
- alternatively titled 'welcome to the latest essay on why frank castle DESERVES FRIENDS DAMMIT'
- hi welcome to this beast
- this took a week and a half to write
- i feel like i just gave birth holy shit
- Adult Humor
- Adult Language
- Shitty Puns
- 4th Wall Breaking
- your uncle is back and his coping skills are worse than yours
- mentions of abuse and near death experiences
- also you have a panic attack
- so heads up for that
- featuring things i wish i'd said when i was younger
- holy fuck this is huge
- this is the largest one shot i've ever written
- i want an award
- and a massage for my poor hands
- Child Abuse
- Repressed Memories
- Head Injury
- Sibling Rivalry
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- But mostly angst
- And Plot
- and SO MANY WORDS BECAUSE I HAVE NO CONTROL
- also frank castle shows up because i have no control
- if i can include him i will dammit
- also alexandra got shafted by marvel so i just made my own backstory for her
- I apologize for nothing
- i am so EXCITED about this one
- i have been planning this miniseries for MONTHS
- MONTHS I SAY
- also the tags are worse than the content
- i just have to tag for some stuff to be say
- Mentions of Suicide
- Mental Health Issues
- this sounds angsty and it is just a little
- but really this is a fluff fest i promise
- some nice healing found family fluff
- you and wade are the best siblings and love each other so much
- i'm hella excited for this one
- the plot in this one is SO GOOD
- you the reader have the BIGGEST DICK ENERGY IN THE ROOM FOR THIS ONE
- LIVE YOUR BDE FANTASIES MY BBIES
- you and piotr get into a bit of a fight
- more of a confrontation than a fight really
- but it is ANGSTY
- also you kick Magneto's ass
- mentions of medication stuff
- Political stuff
- the next installment of this v fluffy miniseries
- Mention of injuries
- allusions to rape
- like it's very non-graphic
- and it isn't about you or Neena
- But it's there
- neena is the coolest big sister ever
- and unlike Wade she actually has her shit together
- can she adopt me please?
- and then it got really angsty out of nowhere
- I'm not sorry
- Loss of Virginity
- First Time
- don't listen to the tags this an angst fic
- everything is consensual though i swear
- there's just a lot of insecurities that have to be dealt with
- Mild Angst
- this fic is p fluffy tho
- just more found family stuff because i'm a sucker for it
- sleepovers are the best
- ellie kicks your ass in mario kart
- it's a good time
- some good stuff's coming up
- i'm so excited y'all have no idea
- Mild sensuality
- Mild Adult Language
- this is a happy fic with a happy ending i promise
- y'all are gonna scream
- it's time to be gay darlings
- also the t rating is just for language
- this would've been a g but i like using the f word
- So here we are
- Pride
- Gay Pride
- can't do pride month without a pride themed fic
- this one's so good
- basically the best fic i've ever written
- and the angst on this one
- chef's kiss
- mwah
- A Thing Of Beauty
- like i made myself cry while writing it
- that's how good it is
- happy ending because happy endings are good
- Lots of adult language
- also nathan is a dork and owns it
- and he likes taco bell
- I don't make the rules I just follow them
- i dialed up the angst on this one
- it's been a while since i unleashed my inner angst queen
- aaahhhh it feels good
- i mean i guess it's not all that angsty
- piotr has a nightmare and you comfort him
- but it feels angsty to me
- so i'm calling it angsty
- VALIDATE MY FUCKING PARKING PLEASEEEE
- I worked so hard on this
- AND I KNOW IT'S GOOD
- I JUST NEED THE SWEET SWEET INTERNET VALIDATION
- mentions of angst
- mentions of injury
- so much fluff you're gonna die
- A literal fuckton of fluff
- Also I referenced every single fic in the CHC I've written thus far
- at least once
- so yeah I WANT COMMENTS DAMMIT
- i got this idea in approximately two seconds
- AND WENT WITH IT
- the t rating is only for the mention of deepthroating
- and a brief moment of sexual fantasy
- Popsicles
- cherry is the superior flavor
- fite me
- this was written and edited on benadryl
- so idk how well it's gonna read
- sorry - Freeform
- it's very wholesome tho
- no warnings for this one
- just some good ol fashioned summer fun
- Water Balloon Fights
- hi welcome to this
- I just felt like doing it
- so i did
- Just a bunch of smut
- Shameless Smut
- So much smut
- NSFW Alphabet
- Accidental Drug Use
- drug overdose
- Seizures
- Psychosis
- Hospitals
- Hospitalization
- Cocaine
- a lot of research went into this fic
- and now i know more than i ever wanted to about cocaine
- also don't do drugs kids
- they can be v dangerous
- especially to people already on medication for something
- once again piotr rasputin is the best partner
- such an angel
- we all love him
- also drug withdrawals
- there's that
- so keep that in mind
- Childhood Trauma
- Past Child Abuse
- just a lot of anger and crying
- And angst
- Hurt/Comfort
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- i'm fully expecting everyone to cry
- v emotional
- also russell is a sweetheart and no one can convince me otherwise
- this is the least sexy smut i've ever written
- like it has the 'e' rating because it's about sex
- but it is not spank bank material
- or it might be
- i don't know what you're into
- also practice good sex hygiene kiddos
- pee after sex. use lube. don't try to have sex while flying in midair
- ALL THE GOOD STUFF
- pegging gone wrong
- on a related note hank needs a raise
- The poor man
- surprise anal sex
- and on another related note ow
- WHOOOOOO BOY
- you've officially joined the mile high club
- as has piotr
- thigh riding
- dick sucking
- girl on top
- everything we want out of life
- amirite ladies
- mention of a panic attack but like literally only for context that it happened
- no details about it
- bc this is a smut fic
- If it wasn't clear
- the author is mildly ashamed of this skdfljsdlkfjs
- look just ignore the two swear words in this
- sshhh shhhh shhhhhh
- they aren't there
- this is one hundred percent g rated
- just let me have this okay
- Dancing
- Dancing Lessons
- Slow Dancing
- y'all are practicing for your wedding
- too much fluff to handle
- i've had this one planned for over a year
- and it's FINALLY TIME
- Heavy Angst
- Physical Abuse
- Manipulation
- Blood
- Recovery
- i'm not a lawyer don't come for me if it's not accurate
- also don't come for me for including frank karen matt and foggy
- JUST LET ME HAVE MY FICTION FUN OKAY
- wedding prep stuff
- Cake
- speaking of which i now want cake
- literally no warnings
- lots and lots of fluff
- and one itty bitty fight because it makes sense to have it
- but yeah fluff
- and tie ins with other fics
- sorry not sorry but also sorry
- Wedding Planning
- the women's fashion industry is sadistic
- sorry if some of this seems underdone or lazy i'm just hella tired oops
- Implied Relationships
- ignore the two swear words in here
- they aren't here
- this is totally rated g
- just let me have this please
- also we're kicking off our month of fall themed fics!
- it's all fall for all of october!
- also i personally believe that piotr has the best taste in sweaters
- it's just a fact okay
- more fun fall stuff
- also ignore any curse words
- just let me have this g rating pls
- inspired by my real life hatred for raking leaves
- WE HAVE A MASSIVE OAK TREE ON OUR PROPERTY
- AND IT DROPS AN ASSLOAD OF LEAVES
- AND IT'S JUST SO MUCH RAKING
- y'all don't even know
- Also this fic is actually g-rated thanks to Piotr's 'langauge' thing
- thank you piotr you have finally forced a fic to actually be g-rated
- well except for the narration
- But the dialogue is completely clean!
- i'm failing at this whole 'try not to use swear words' thing aren't i
- pranks and haunted house fun
- honestly idk about this one
- it's kinda meh
- but it's cute
- so be nice pls
- again just ignore the swear words
- they're not there - Freeform
- shhhhh
- HAPPY SPOOPAWEEN!!!!
- I HOPE YOU ALL GET LOTS OF CANDY AND SPOOPS TONIGHT!!!
- also all the russian snacks mentioned in this a real
- i researched them
- russia is weird
- also yeah this has to be rated t
- because of some mentions of sex things
- you and piotr are just a couple of dorks
- that's the real message of this series
- NEXT FIC IS GONNA BE THE WEDDING WHO ELSE IS EXCITED!!!!!!!
- but this is the wedding rehearsal
- and also something else
- you can probably guess from the title but ssshhhh it's still a surprise
- mentions of a sexual things
- and swear words
- and mentions of childhood trauma
- but it's really mild
- overall this is a fluff fic
- This is it folks
- HERE COMES THE BRIDE! HERE COMES THE BRIIIIDE!!!!!
- WE'VE REACHED THE WEDDING FIC
- AT LONG LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Wedding Fluff
- Weddings
- the reception will be covered in the next fic
- obviously nate's there too
- and neena
- but idk if they're mentioned specifically or repeatedly
- so i didn't put them in as character tags
- but they're There i promise
- Wedding Reception
- piotr's pov
- the morning after your wedding
- just a bunch of fluff
- our boy being happy and giggly
- what more could you want
- IT'S HONEYMOON TIME!!!!
- AND Y'ALL ARE GOING TO DISNEY!!!!!
- just kidding no such thing
- Also planes
- And mention of needles
- and mention of past trauma
- but it's good
- THIS IS A HAPPY FIC
- and thus ends the marriage/wedding related arc
- short but sweet
- the concept of soulmates as it relates to being deeply connected to someone and loving them dearly
- mention of childhood trauma
- Mention of Child Abuse
- look i know this is short but i want it to exist so it's existing
- this is the most self indulgent thing i've ever written
- and i don'T CARE IF IT'S REALISTIC OR NOT
- I WROTE IT FOR M E
- THIS FIC IS FOR M E
- don't at me
- also i'm making kastle official
- BECAUSE FUCK NETFLIX FOR BREAKING MY HEART LIKE THAT
- so now they're together
- Properly
- so there
- Violence
- Blood and Violence
- I feel like this one kinda tips over into graphic violence?
- maybe just a bit?
- so i hit that warning just in case
- strictly platonic snuggling for the purpose of warmth only
- i'm dead serious
- Abduction
- fucked up psychopathic shit
- this fic goes places
- medication withdrawals
- Gun Violence
- as usual ignore all the swearing
- that should basically be a rule of reading my fics
- ignore all the curse words
- ALSO HI I'M BACK
- WITH FLUFF!!!
- I MISSED ALL OF YOUUUU!!!!!
- furnishing a house
- furniture is expensive and I am not happy about it
- OH I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!!!!!
- THIS LITTLE MINI-SERIES IS MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!
- I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS ONE FOR OVER A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!
- AND WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOY IS IT GONNA BE A RIDE!!!!!!
- moderate levels of violence
- unexpected necromancy
- temper tantrums of the mutant power type
- wade in true wade form
- scott gets shit on so much in this series
- that trend isn't stopping anytime soon oops
- look there's gotta be that one character
- that gets the shit end of the characterization stick
- and that's scott
- Sorry Not Sorry
- 5+1 Things
- a small glimpse at yours and wade's legendary pranks
- and the underlying reason behind scott's eventual heart problems
- also scott gets mean in the last one
- and verbally aggressive
- just a heads up
- also language
- because i like swearing lol
- this one's a two parter
- next chapter should be up around the 11th
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Swearing
- which is par for the course for me
- Mutant Experimentation
- i love alexandra and i want to be her
- tagging for this is going to be interesting since it has two chapters
- will add tags and characters as needed
- also yes i included the punisher in this
- sue me
- all of this is self-indulgent
- also scott summers is ableist heads up
- More Fighting
- more use of guns
- taking advantage of mental health problems for personal gain
- the guy's a dickhole though so he kinda earned it imo
- disgusting worldviews
- Interrogation
- Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
- feelings of failure
- honestly the reader character probably has adhd
- which makes sense because i have it oops
- wrote myself into the fic again
- Imagine that
- also alex is my baby and you can take her away from me over my COLD DEAD BODY I WILL FITE U
- heavy found family tropes here
- good feels only
- the kitty/illyana thing is more hinted at in this than overt
- if you know where to look you'll see it
- but they will be canon for the series eventually
- Painting
- Bob Ross - Freeform
- Happy Little Trees
- Pure softness this week
- Romance
- Married Life
- The long awaited part Two
- chucking this one under mature and violence tags bc there's death in this
- Death
- Child Death
- Shooting
- This is a heavy one
- still has some fluffy points though
- Family Fluff
- Dysfunctional Coping Skills
- Piotr's stepping up to the plate
- Fist Fights
- quick break from posting hiatus
- because it felt important
- potentially triggering material
- given the current political situation
- but no displays of violence or anything
- use your discretion
- Surprise Party
- it's your birthday!!!
- kept short and sweet so that it can fit with p much anyone reading
- also surprise i'm back
- this year has been utter shit so fuck it
- i'm posting fluff
- More Fluff
- because honestly i need it
- this has been a hellscape year
- the only mention of covid i will make in this series
- because this is my escapism series
- wear your fucking masks or else
- Set in winter
- for aesthetics
- you and piotr have a nice cozy remote school day inside
- and also a nerf gun fight
- ends with something suggestive but i'm rating it g because i want to
- i'm also now realizing that the reader really reflects my adhd oops
- Blizzards & Snowstorms
- also let me know if you want a fic of how the sex by the fireplace goes down
- bc i just might do it if enough people want to see it
- whoops this happened out of nowhere
- Chronic Fatigue
- Self-Loathing
- Guilt
- ie the author projected all their issues into the fic oops
- Catharsis
- not technically canon to the series
- piotr is the best husband
- and loves you just the way you are
- because timing
- Domestic Bliss
- Christmas Fluff
- Christmas Decorations
- Christmas Tree
- Winter
- you go ham on buying decorations
- which is what i wish i could do
- BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS SO PRETTY
- money is no object
- let this fic be your financial escapism
- minor mention of childhood trauma
- but nothing too rough
- Wholesome
- Christmas Music
- time to kick off the october smut journey
- with some nice pg-13 making out and allusions to sex sldfjfslkjflkdsjf
- Power Outage
- Cold Weather
- Fireplaces
- Warm and Fuzzy Feelings
- piotr needs to wear more henleys
- Partial Nudity
- Masturbation
- Voyeurism
- i think
- Possibly not
- Nude Modeling
- Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls
- but russian because piotr is russian
- GET IT
- Lingerie
- Sexual Tension
- Fantasizing
- Oops this is late
- oh well have some smut
- Somewhat realistic smut tho
- In that not everything goes flawlessly
- Sex gets weird sometimes oops
- Cowgirl Position
- Woman on Top
- Face-Sitting
- Piotr's got some hidden depths teehee
- all the russian is from google translate so there's that
- TIL THE SWEAT DRIPS DOWN MY -sorry
- Wall Sex
- Blow Jobs
- Halloween Costumes
- Costume Party
- Sexy Costumes
- Dirty Talk
- no actual inclusion of the party
- we're here for the smut and smut alone
- Chases
- playful chasing
- as an expression of horniness
- It works trust me
- Oh god
- i'm gonna have to go into hiding
- change my name
- move to a new state
- start a new life
- Light Dom/sub
- Handcuffs
- Doggy Style
- Oral Sex
- Spreader Bars
- Light BDSM
- Orgasm Control
- this one probably slides into unrealistic
- as far as real life goes
- but that's not the point of this fic lol
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- smut party's over it's pain time
- Miscarriage
- Crying
- Menstruation
- Pointless fluff
- snuggles
- Rain
- the author just wants to take a nap
- and this fic is wish fulfillment for that lol
- Tickle Fights
- Sort Of
- Non-Sexual Intimacy
- Time Skips
- week long montage thing
- Cleaning
- video games - Freeform
- Among Us
- Fall Guys - Freeform
- piotr isn't very good at video games
- nor is he good at being impostor
- he's too wholesome
- too pure
- Baking
- Stress Baking
- aka me this whole quarantine
- Pillow & Blanket Forts
- tis the season
- Christmas
- Christmas Shopping
- holiday vibes
- I'm missing Christmas shopping in stores this year so this is my emotional support fic
- also kitty is jewish and thus doesn't observe xmas and i will die on this hill
- just pure wholesomeness
- this is my wish-fulfillment fic for house painting
- because my fiance and i can't afford to repaint the walls in our house
- and i'm so sick of look at fucking greyish brown
- but soon - Freeform
- sooooon
- Slice of Life
- Picnics
- just some no plot fluff
- talking about having kids
- and all the responsibilities that go into that
- kinda pointless but it feels nice so i'm posting it
- TikTok
- inspired by the "walk out nakey challenge"
- this is literally just smut
- Couch Sex
- overzealous use of parentheses
- hMMMMMMMMMMM I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS
- but not shameless smut bc I'M FEELING THE SHAME
- Dom/sub
- Bondage
- Praise Kink
- Orgasm Delay/Denial
- voyeurism?
- Exhibitionism?
- maybe? - Freeform
- if you squint? - Freeform
- Gentle Dom
- Sub Piotr
- dom reader
- Teasing
- Formalwear
- you attend a gala with piotr and dirty talk to him the whole night
- and then he takes you back to your room and rails you
- that's it that's the fic
- tags to be added with the other two chapters
- Suicide Attempt
- Attempted Murder
- not all of these are for chapter one
- i'm trying to get the big ones out of the way so everyone knows what to expect for the storyline
- Revenge
- Italian Mafia
- Magic
- honestly i just kinda went ham for this one
- probably shouldn't have made alex's backstory not fit in the scope of this series bUT OH WELL
- look if marvel can have the mess that was IW and endgame
- then I can have this
- some good ol soap opera style drama
- which honestly is just Fitting for marvel
- it's a chaotic dramatic universe
- the reader's uncle's habit of evasion comes back to bite him in the ass
- aaaaand the aftermath
- Wine
- because there's no getting through this without alcohol
- can you tell i love the smell of emotional trauma in the morning
- look as much as the reader's uncle deserved to get punched
- he was also in a tough situation
- the real villain? the government
- also you should absolutely expect some gloriously awkward holiday fics on the eventual horizon
- because i'm milking this shit for all its worth
- god how do I even tag this
- it's the infinity war fic
- no endgame tho because fuck that
- spoilers thanos is gonna straight up bite it
- because fuck him
- Death Threats
- also legit i haven't watched infinity war
- so i have no idea who makes up the majority of thanos' army
- i'm just going with what the soldiers looked like in the pirated clips i watched on youtube
- this is a two parter just for length
- because the doc itself is 50 pages long
- also we're getting a bit more of alex's backstory in this one
- heads up on that
- i'll add more tags when i add chapter two
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- the final part of this miniseries
- Russian Mafia
- Arson
- Concussions
- Minor Character Death
- this time it's alex's pass that comes back to bite her in the butt
- once again we're dipping into the entire backstory
- that i have created for alex rasputin
- with probably not enough context to have everything make sense
- i'm v tempted to do a UN trial fic
- where all the skeletons in her closet come tumbling out
- we'll just have to see where it all goes
- At Long Last
- IT IS TIME
- WHAT LIKE TWO OR THREE YEARS IN THE MAKING?
- GOOD GOD THIS SERIES HAS BEEN GOING FOREVER
- Pregnancy
- Unplanned Pregnancy
- Morning Sickness
- mentioned miscarriage
- not for this fic
- but there's some past trauma that's brought up
- Found Family
- ultrasound
- pregnancy hormones
- just a lot of emotions in this one okay
- be prepared for a lot of emotions
- Wisdom Teeth
- Dentistry
- Anesthesia
- piotr gets his wisdom teeth pulled and gets high off his beefy tits
- and you get to enjoy the show
- inspired by when i got my wisdom teeth pulled and got very high from the valium
- apparently i have no drug tolerance sdkfjdsflkjdsfljsdfl
- just a bunch of softness
- because i need it today
- also alexandra's pitbull is inspired by my parents' pitbull
- his name is edmund and he is the handsomest baby and i love him
- and he has the roundest head
- like a bowling ball
- just some lovely domestic bonding and couple time
- you and piotr play video games
- and just enjoy each other's company and love each other
- Strip Games
- gets suggestive at the end
- also i wrote this when fall guys was the big thing
- which should tell y'all how old this fic is lol
- also i suck ass at wii golf
- and i firmly believe that piotr is an old man who genuinely likes Wii Sports
- Withdrawal
- basically the reader's having a tough time going through it and piotr takes care of her
- and some character introspection on piotr and nikolai
- and alex in a suit
- that's p much it
- Piotr goes to his mother for advice on dealing with emotions
- which is maybe not the most logical choice but Alex does her best
- mention of miscarriage
- the baby is still fine
- but piotr has trauma from the previous miscarriages and hasn't really dealt with it
- Pregnant Sex
- unprotected sex but the reader's pregnant sooo
- piotr rasputin has amazing tits and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of
- i am here to proclaim the truth and i will not be denied
- happy new year have some meandering fluff!!!
- with a hint of spice!
- Camping
- the students at xavier's get to go on an educational camping trip
- featuring the reader being pregnant
- also wade's in rare form in this so heads up
- in my mental time line the reader is about four to five months along here
- this is just some sweet and loving debauchery to send out the year
- there's zero plot to this
- just porn and sweetness
- trying to manifest that for the incoming new year sdflkjdslfjkdslkfjdslfj
- Words:
- 518,265
- Works:
- 110
- Bookmarks:
- 76
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The Strong as Stone Verse by Actual_Writing_Trashcan
Fandom: Black Panther (2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Sep 2019
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- M'Baku/Okoye (Marvel)
- Nakia (Black Panther)/T'Challa
- Shuri/OC
- Aneka/Ayo/OC
- Shuri/Original Character(s)
- Shuri/Original Female Character(s)
- Okoye (Marvel)
- T'Challa (Marvel)
- Ramonda (Marvel)
- Nakia (Black Panther)
- Shuri (Marvel)
- Original Female Character(s) of Color
- Ayo (Marvel)
- W'Kabi (Marvel)
- Original Male Character(s) of Color
- Everett Ross
- Steve Rogers
- Wanda Maximoff
- Sam Wilson
- Clint Barton
- Original Female Character(s)
- Original Characters
- ALL ABOARD THE ANGST TRAIN
- ramonda is the best mom and no one can convince me otherwise
- Angst
- Fluff
- future mature themes
- Non-Graphic Violence
- Original Character(s)
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- M'Baku is a little shit
- and so is Dewani
- don't make Okoye use her spear
- Rare Pairings
- the Shuri/OC relationship is f/f
- in which T'Challa has the reaction time of a cabbage
- Americans are obnoxious
- No one is surprised
- badass grandma
- is there any other kind?
- Other Additional Tags to Be Added
- Sexual Assault
- Sexual Harassment
- #Trump is an asshole
- #as are most of the male american politicians
- Homophobia
- Racism
- Misogyny
- Polyamorous relationship
- Bisexual Ayo
- Asexual Aneka
- it's official lovelies
- They're together!
- and it's also official
- t'challa finally got off his ass and popped the question
- about damn time
- geez he's so slow
- it's all the freezing
- it's the beginning of the end for trump
- he's gonna get his ass handed to him
- talk about marriage and wanting kids
- implied sex
- Implied Nudity
- attempts have been made to jam a plot into Civil War
- i'd say 'write' a plot
- but that movie had no plot
- it was a 2 hour CGI fight wank session
- Trump has been impeached
- thank god
- visiting canada in winter because i love torturing my characters
- infinity war happened
- everyone lives except thanos
- because fuck him
- in other news there's a pregnancy mention
- we're in the last thirdish of the story
- we're almost at the end!
- i don't know whether to celebrate or cry
- this is a penance piece for missing last week's update
- Queer Relationship
- Fluff and Angst
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- brief mention of abuse
- Declarations Of Love
- it's so fluffy you'll wanna die
- i love these two
- this takes place during ch 23 of Strong as Stone
- two teens in love
- No Warnings
- just fluff
- age appropriate making out
- because they're only seventeen
- pure fluff
- Words:
- 215,979
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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Alpha-Class ARC (Advanced Recon Caregiver) by Foolishscarecrow
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
08 Aug 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Alpha-17 & Clone Cadets (Star Wars)
- Alpha-17 & Original Clone Trooper Character(s) (Star Wars)
- Alpha-17 (Star Wars)
- Clone Cadets (Star Wars)
- Original Clone Trooper Character(s) (Star Wars)
- Babysitting
- Comedy
- Sibling Bonding
- Planet Kamino (Star Wars)
- Alpha-17's horrible no good very bad day
Summary
Alpha-17 is stationed on Kamino for a reason: he’s competent. Alpha-17 is also a trainer for the ARC program for related reasons: he’s demanding, relentless even.
Alpha-17 is not part of the nursery support staff for the latter reasons, and also the plainly obvious fact that he was simply not suited to caring for children of any species.
And yet, these factual realities don’t stop him from being sucked into the strangest day of his existence thus far.
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AKA: Alpha-17 gets drafted for babysitting duty, and it goes about as well as one would expect.Bookmarked by Actual_Writing_Trashcan
13 Oct 2023
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Twilight Hours by dieFabuliererin for InkSplots
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Jun 2021
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- CT-6116 | Kix
- Ahsoka Tano
- Anakin Skywalker
- CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives
- CC-1119 | Appo
- Coric (Star Wars)
- CT-0292 | Vaughn
- CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo
- 501st Legion (Star Wars)
- Medical
- I love Kix
- Night shift - Freeform
- Medbay
- Bacta
- Serious Injuries
- Caretaker Kix
Summary
Every clone- and Jedi- who thought the night shift in the Resolute's medbay was easy had clearly never worked a night shift in the Resolute's medbay.
Bookmarked by Actual_Writing_Trashcan
04 Oct 2023
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Precious To Me by KrakensDaughter (cirque_du_sol_lez) for Luckyfirerabbit, Gvlssz
Fandoms: Castlevania (Cartoon)
30 May 2023
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Morana/Striga (Castlevania)
- Striga (Castlevania)
- Morana (Castlevania)
- Lenore (Castlevania)
- Carmilla (Castlevania)
- Mutual Pining
- Hurt/Comfort
- Striga is a nervous bean
- Protectiveness
- Protective Striga
- soft gay shit
- Eventual Smut
- slow burn? i guess?
- there's only one horse
- Blood Sharing
- so soft
- self-loathing to self-love
- Love Confessions
Summary
Finally, Morana gets her chance to get closer to Striga. Not through the means she had anticipated, but a means nonetheless.
Bookmarked by Actual_Writing_Trashcan
03 May 2023
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Hunter | The Golden Guard/Willow Park
- Hunter | The Golden Guard & Willow Park
- Hunter | The Golden Guard & Steve (The Owl House)
- Flapjack | Cardinal Palisman & Hunter | The Golden Guard (The Owl House)
- Hunter | The Golden Guard & Caleb Wittebane
- Dell Clawthorne & Hunter | The Golden Guard
- Hunter | The Golden Guard (The Owl House)
- Willow Park
- Luz Noceda
- Amity Blight
- Gus Porter
- Eda Clawthorne
- King (The Owl House)
- Darius (The Owl House)
- Emperor Belos (The Owl House)
- Raine Whispers
- Steve (The Owl House)
- Caleb (The Owl House)
- Caleb Wittebane
- Previous Golden Guards (The Owl House)
- Previous Golden Guard | Darius' Mentor (The Owl House)
- Lilith Clawthorne
- Darius Deamonne
- Dell Clawthorne
- Gwendolyn Clawthorne
- Philip Wittebane | Emperor Belos
- Boscha (The Owl House)
- Skara (The Owl House)
- Flapjack | Cardinal Palisman (The Owl House)
- Viney (The Owl House)
- Emperor's Coven (The Owl House)
- Harvey Park (The Owl House)
- Gilbert Park (The Owl House)
- Camila Noceda
- Vee (The Owl House)
- Masha (The Owl House)
- Mattholomule (The Owl House)
- Waffles | Blue Jay Palisman (The Owl House)
- Huntlow - Freeform
- Winter
- Fluff
- Humor
- Romance
- Crushes
- Getting Together
- hunter learns how to make friends and use social media
- hunter is completely oblivious to the fact that he's in love and thinks he's sick or cursed
- my beloved little golden trash boy (affectionate)
- Episode: s02e13 Any Sport in a Storm (The Owl House)
- Episode: s02e18 Labyrinth Runners (The Owl House)
- Established Amity Blight/Luz Noceda
- background lumity
- background raeda
- Hurt/Comfort
- Established Relationship
- hunter catches the common mold forgets willow is his girlfriend and tries to ask her out
- background raine/eda
- background luz/amity
- Inspired by fan art
- Pre-Relationship
- Big Brother Steve
- Young Hunter | The Golden Guard
- young willow park
- Kid Hunter | The Golden Guard
- Kid Willow Park
- Hunter | The Golden Guard Needs a Hug (The Owl House)
- he's just a sad little boy who meets a cute plant witch at the park and falls in love on a swingset
- Cute
- Happy Ending
- Covention
- Episode: s01e05 Covention (The Owl House)
- oracle magic
- seeing into the future
- Huntlow Kids
- Canon Compliant
- Future Fic
- Mindscape Magic
- Grimwalkers - Freeform
- Grimwalker Hunter | The Golden Guard (The Owl House)
- Previous Golden Guards
- Gus and Willow enter Hunter's mindscape
- Love Confessions
- oblivious idiots in love
- Mutual Pining
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- So Much Fluff You'll Vomit Rainbows
- Wingman Gus Porter
- Good Friend Gus Porter
- Dadrius
- background gustholomule
- Floriography
- Flowers
- Language of Flowers
- First Kiss
- Protective Hunter | The Golden Guard (The Owl House)
- Bully Boscha (The Owl House)
- Fluff and Humor
- Falling In Love
- Penstagram (The Owl House)
- Flyer Derby (The Owl House)
- The Emerald Entrails (The Owl House)
- Texting
- Late Night Conversations
- Flirting
- Blushing
- Sleepovers
- Matchmaking Friends
- Episode: s03e01 Thanks to Them (The Owl House)
- The Owl House Spoilers
- Fix-It
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Married Huntlow
- The Owl House Season 3 Spoilers
- The Mindscape (The Owl House)
- Palisman Magic
- Palistrom Trees
- Philip Wittebane | Emperor Belos Possessing Hunter | The Golden Guard
- Protective Willow Park
- Post-Episode: s03e01 Thanks to Them (The Owl House)
- Willow's dads embarrass her in front of her crush
- The Human Realm (The Owl House)
- The Owl House Season 3
- The Hexsquad
- Found Family
- Photography
- Cosmic Frontier
- Twilight References
- Inspired by Fanart
- First Date
- Huntlow Week
- Huntlow Week 2022
- Haircuts
- hexsquad in the human realm
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Slow Burn
- Episode: s03e02 For the Future (The Owl House)
- Alternate Universe - College/University
- College Roommates
- Human AU
- College
- College AU
- Aged-Up Character(s)
- Friends to Lovers
- sexual content between adult fictional characters
- Background Luz Noceda/Amity Blight - Freeform
- Background Gus Porter/Matt Tholomule
- heart eyes
- The Grom (The Owl House)
- Episode: s03e03 Watching and Dreaming (The Owl House)
- Post-Episode: s03e03 Watching and Dreaming (The Owl House)
- During Timeskip in Episode: s03e03 Watching and Dreaming (The Owl House)
- Marriage Proposal
Summary
A collection of fan fiction inspired by The Owl House.
- Words:
- 170,964
- Works:
- 30
- Bookmarks:
- 81
Bookmarked by Actual_Writing_Trashcan
17 Apr 2023
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Pray to Me by ABitOHoney for Actual_Writing_Trashcan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
05 Apr 2023
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Sevika (Arcane: League of Legends)/Reader
- Sevika (Arcane: League of Legends)/You
- Sevika (Arcane: League of Legends)/Original Character(s)
- Sevika (Arcane: League of Legends)/Original Female Character(s)
- Sevika (Arcane: League of Legends)
- Reader
- Established Relationship
- Shameless Smut
- Light Dom/sub
- Dom Sevika (Arcane: League of Legends)
- sub Reader
- Banter
- Humor
- Fluff
- Spanking
- Cunnilingus
- Lesbian Sex
- Choking
- Praise Kink
- Rough Sex
- Teasing
- Begging
- Multiple Orgasms
- Porn with Feelings
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Light Bondage
- Reader is a bratty smartass
- Sevika is a brat tamer
- Demonic goddess Sevika
- gp!Sevika
- Demon Sex
- Breeding Kink
- this is just filth
Summary
After a series of graphic dreams involving your girlfriend Sevika taking on the form of a demonic goddess, this night in particular starts to really blur the line between fantasy and reality.