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    A new man came into town today. Who is he? What does he want from us? Why his perfect and beautiful haircut? Why his perfect and beautiful tattoos? He says he is a musician. Well…we have all been musicians at one point or another in our lives. But why now? Why here? And just what does he plan to do with all those lyrics he’s been writing in that green notebook of his?

    Patrick Stump is the Voice of Night Vale. Brendon Urie is the angel-given child of Cecil Palmer and Carlos the Scientist.

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezor with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

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    (Now with a TV Tropes page!)

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    25 May 2018

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    24 May 2018

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    Harry wakes up to find names tattooed on his wrists. Shenanigans ensue.

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    20 May 2018

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    Nobody told Harry about the spell he was supposed to use on the door to the Prefects' Bathroom.

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    19 May 2018

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    "And so," Tony concludes triumphantly, "you owe it to science, to yourself, and to the people of New York City to have tons of hot awesome monster sex with me."

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    14 May 2018