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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    A short concept drabble of my Reversed Omens Ineffable Husbands trying some nice sexy fun times~ My version of the AU can be found on Tumblr under the tag Ineffable Lovebirds!

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    06 Sep 2019

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    Aziraphale’s eyes crack back to him, like a pistol whip. The fixed look enters his gaze again. Crowley stares flatly back. He’s been an apex predator for far longer than Aziraphale ever has. But then Aziraphale wrenches his eyes away and roughly shakes his head. “I really don’t. I—that is to say—she—”

    “Who?” Crowley demands furiously. “Michael? Beezlebub?”

    “Second.”

    Anger bubbles up in Crowley’s chest, but he tamps it down. It can wait. “What did she do?”

    “I don’t know, Crowley!” It’s almost like their normal bickering, except Aziraphale is shaking so hard that Crowley can hear his wings rustle. “She said—she—” He squeezes his eyes shut. “‘Fall, or die. The choice is yours’.”

     
    OR: Aziraphale is hit with sex pollen. Crowley helps him through it.

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    10 Aug 2019

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  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    Aziraphale is a virgin. Aziraphale wants to have sex. Aziraphale is hopeless when it comes to finding potential partners.

    Crowley is an escort. Crowley works out of a brothel. Crowley specializes in nervous men wanting their first time.

    They hook up. It’s a little more complicated than that.

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    10 Aug 2019

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    Aziraphale's wings are in need of a good grooming and Crowley is more than happy to help. If that sounds like the description of a cheesy porno, well... that's prob because it is.

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    09 Aug 2019

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    Being a nanny, that should be simple. Simple. Easy as pie.

    Crowley wished that were true.

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    24 Jul 2019

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