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    ballerino, Italian
    1. (n) male dancer
    2. (adj) unstable, fickle, fluctuating

    AU: How different would Eggsy's life have turned out if Kingsman gave decent financial support to Lee's family after his death? With no Dean around to squash his interests, gymnastics leads to ballet school and a career as classical ballet's least likely ingenu.

    There's also some kind of drama about famous folk disappearing and something about mass genocide.

    There's also the matter of Harry Hart's gigantic, embarrassing, all-consuming crush. Bit awkward, really.

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    14 Jun 2018

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    Harry's made a promise, and Eggsy's damn well going to hold him to it.

    Now if only the rest of the world wasn't intent on getting in the way.

    Or: Five times Harry tries to wine and dine Eggsy, and one time that things actually work out as planned.

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    A direct continuation of Levamentum. (COMPLETED)

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    13 Jun 2018

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    Harry dies, and a stormcloud blankets England and doesn't leave for days.

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    12 Jun 2018

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    Don't go into the woods alone, everyone tells him.

    Eggsy doesn't see why not.

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    12 Jun 2018

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    “Oh, my God,” Roxy mutters, giving up her usual decorum in favour of slumping her head into her hands. “We’re going to be married, you idiot.”

    Oh. Oh.

    “Not if that’s how you’re gonna ask me,” Eggsy tells her indignantly. “Honestly, Rox, is the romance gone already?”

    (Or: Roxy and Eggsy have to play at being married for a mission. Meanwhile, Eggsy struggles to understand just why, exactly, Harry has been acting so rotten lately.)

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    12 Jun 2018