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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    After creating an animated television series and a live show, Lydia's plan to pull Betelgeuse out of Hell actually works, but is it too little too late? Seventeen years is a long time apart, and Lydia has made some very dubious choices in order to cope with the loss of her groom. Beej has his own demons to deal with... quite literally. Bartholomew is still on the loose and Hell wants their escapee back. The journey continues in this sequel to Neither Here Nor There as the strange and unusual couple go head-to-head with Hell itself!
    (WIP Part II/II)

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    26 Sep 2019

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    Warlock's a boy. And the Anti-Christ. And a changeling child, according to Mrs. McTavish.

    Of course, none of these things are true.

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    24 Jul 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    "All right, if you're so certain, a wager."

    Lucius sat up a bit, giving Mulciber a smirk. "Terms?"

    "Fuck Severus Snape by St. Valentine's Day, and I'll give you my broom. Fail, and I take your place accompanying Narcissa Black to Hogsmeade for the rest of the year."

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    29 Jun 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 79

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    Alarmed at the population changes the war wrought, the Wizengamot has enacted a "marriage law": every witch between twenty and forty must get pregnant or prove she's at least making regular attempts. (More like a sex law, really - luckily someone realized marriage isn't strictly required for making babies.) Hermione Granger has finished her arithmancy mastery and has no intention of settling down or having children yet. Especially with Ron, who doesn't understand why she'd need a career. Or see the problem with government-mandated copulation.

    Thus, a bargain with the devil: she approaches her former potions professor for help. Severus Snape is intelligent, practical, and adept with memory magic, which makes him a perfect candidate for "making attempts." If he'd agree to regular sessions of sex and then obliviating her afterward, she could follow the letter of the stupid law and give the baby up for adoption without having to go through the messy unpleasantness of sex and derailing her life.

    If only life were that simple.

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    18 Jun 2019

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    The wizarding world was in for one hell of a shock.

    SS/HG HEA...Always :)

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    21 May 2019