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    “Wait,” Achilles says. “Is she the one dating Menelaus?”
    Patroclus screws up his face. “I think so? Penelope said they were on and off, or something.”
    “Hey, there’s a reason she might have just run away,” Achilles says. “That guy is an asshole.”

     

    (or: the high school graduation road trip modern AU of the iliad no one but me has been waiting for)

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    05 Jun 2021

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    “Okay, get it over with,” Patroclus says, rolling his eyes. “Make with the jokes and we can move on.”
    Achilles just frowns at him.
    “You know. Come on,” Patroclus says, gesturing to his face and rolling his eyes. His face, now almost half covered in thick, dark hair, making the line of his jaw look sharp and dark and his lips look so red.
    “I think you look amazing,” Achilles says, and really, he wishes he was joking.

     

    or: in which patroclus grows a beard, achilles is dying of sexual frustration, and both clytemnestra & achilles are terrible friends

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    25 Oct 2020

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    Then a man walks past him, he looks at him, and a swooping sensation in his gut says yes. It isn’t the vampire part of him. He’s just… really pretty. Really Martin’s type. Short and small, neat and well put together, tired and professional, with perfect posture and a quick, impatient stride. He looks like he works in an office. He looks about a decade older than Martin. He looks important, and dignified, and hot. In that very particular way that Martin’s always been into. 

    Not that… not that attractiveness should have anything to do with picking a meal. Oh, it sounds bad to call people meals. Victims? Even worse. 

    Martin should in fact not pick this man, specifically because of how attracted he is to him. It would be the responsible thing to do. 

    Except he’s already following him. And he’s hungry. 

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    26 Feb 2020

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    "Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
    The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
    "I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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    Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.

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    14 Feb 2020

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    amazing beautiful fantastic time travel jonmartin au NOT THEMLET'S

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    Set after the Merlin Series 5 Finale "Diamond of the Day".
    Canon Compliant. In Character. Arthur Pendragon Returns.
    Cover art by Lao-Pendragon

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    For many long years Merlin waited.

    For the other part of his soul, for the other half of his life. He was born to serve Arthur. So that meant he was also born to wait. Even if it took a thousand years. Even if the wait seemed never to end.

    Until one day, suddenly, it did.

    When Arthur stumbles from the Lake of Avalon 1,500 years after his death, he finds a world unlike the one he knew. Faced with the loss of everyone he loved, and the threat of impending prophecy, Arthur must learn what it means to be not just a king, but the Once and Future King. Merlin does all he can to guide him, even as he struggles to hide his love for his king, and his fear of losing him again.

    Story includes sass, banter, horseplay, & True Love.

     

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    12 Jan 2020

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    utterly adorable merthur fic.