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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Dan and Phil made an agreement that they got a free pass to hookup with their celebrity crushes if the opportunity ever arose. Here's what happened when it did.
    I don't know where this came from but I apologize for nothing. It's just porn, lots and lots of smutty smutty porn.
    Enjoy!

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    12 Jun 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Dan's a fanfic writer who's desperate to meet the AmazingPhil, but one printing mishap could bring him closer to his idol than he ever anticipated.

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    05 Jun 2018

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    “So you’re upset because you saw me…polishing the banister.”
    “Jesus fucking Christ.”
    “Is that another euphemism or are you just mad at me?”

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    03 Jun 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Move, fuckface.” Dan hisses, annoyed with everything and everyone and-
    “Uhm, excuse me?” says the guy, turning around swiftly, and Oh.
    Blue.
    Icy blue.
    Well, fuck.

     

    Or: the one where when people turn 18, they're given a shirt in the colour of their soulmate's eyes, embroidered with the first words said soulmate says to them.

    Or Or: the one where Dan is kind of really rude, but that's okay.

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    02 Jun 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Dan and Phil are ready for their forever home, but what if their forever home isn't ready for them?

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    02 Jun 2018