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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Karkat and Dave create the greatest song you have ever heard in your life and nothing else of significant value happens. At all.

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    01 Mar 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    You, DIRK STRIDER, have needed to urinate since approximately 10AM. That was around four hours ago. There are no working restrooms in this realm of literature due to somebody taking a shit equivalent to a weapon of mass destruction in the men’s restroom, so the only comfort rooms nearby are outside the front doors and settled in a corridor in between a GameStop and a Uniqlo. Once you're freed from the shackles of work that capitalism has placed upon you, you're pretty much raring to go and take a piss.

    BUT. (Colors invert, image flips vertically.) You make a tragic mistake.

    TL;DR - Don't drop your packer in the stalls.

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    27 Jan 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 91

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    Andrew gets his flu shot.

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    25 Jan 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    09 Jan 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    The idea that you are the predestined leader of your people, the fulcrum around which the entirety of trollkind revolves, is so insipidly ridiculous that it makes your shame globes shrivel up in embarrassment just to contemplate it. It makes you sound like an actual chosen one, instead of some random bulgelick who pressed a button.

    (After being knocked out by Kanaya, Karkat meets the Signless in a dream bubble. They talk revolution.)

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    09 Jan 2024