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    Series of works written for the Unlove You Prompts from un-love-you on livejournal. Works are not connected or in any sort of order.

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    Post S2 AU. In the aftermath of Danny’s death and Joe’s trial, Hardy and Miller try to build a life together.

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    15 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    A famous pianist is found in a burned-out car at a local beauty spot, an apparent victim of suicide. Assigned to work the case together, Hardy and Miller must make sense of her death while working through (and around) the tangle of their own changing relationship.

    An 8 episode (16 part) Broadchurch S4 case-fic, that follows a standalone Ellie-centric prologue.

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    09 Oct 2019

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    “Who would win: Aziraphale or Crowley.”

    “Oh!” Aziraphale startles. “Well—such a question. It’s not as though either of us has engaged in so much as fisticuffs in ages, and one does need to keep up practice with these sorts of things.” His fretting dies abruptly when Crowley cuts over him clearly, baldly: “Aziraphale.”

    Aziraphale’s mouth clicks shut, and he goes so still that the group is forcibly reminded that ethereal beings don’t technically need to breathe, have a heartbeat, or even metabolize energy to exist. Beside him, Crowley’s stiffened up and his lips pull back from his teeth in a toe-curling wince.

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    02 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    They managed to derail the Apocalypse. They managed to survive the aftermath. They've earned a bit of time to themselves, haven't they?

    In which Crowley has a nap, and Aziraphale has a meltdown.

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    29 Aug 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Feels like drowning and ends with comfort.

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    Crowley has time to prepare for the fact that he's going to have to enter a bloody sanctified church to save an idiot during the Blitz in 1941. It's too bad there isn't really enough prep time in the world to cope with this consecrated ground shit if you're a demon.

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    29 Aug 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A lovely twist on the church scene.