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    Jingyi could not have been expected to know, when he got this job, that he was going to end up spending most of his working hours thirsting after his co-workers.

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    05 Jan 2021

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    Jiang Cheng gathers up his determination in both hands and goes to the Cloud Recesses to embark on one of the most difficult endeavors he can imagine: Repairing his relationship with his brother.

    To his surprise, he discovers he's become an uncle again... several times over.

    Wei Wuxian, what the fuck?!

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    08 Dec 2020

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    “Imagine that you are a powerful and mysterious stage magician, right. In this metaphor, I suppose Lan-dage is your glamorous assistant, which--ok, that’d be a very good look for him. No jobs or responsibilities except to stand around looking beautiful and occasionally gesturing at you in a ‘Look how magnificent, have you ever seen anything so spectacular’ sort of way.”

    Meng Yao allows Wei Wuxian to see the slightest hint of a smile, because this image does rather please him. “But you have come into my kitchen to complain about being in the audience.”

    “I have come into the kitchen to tell the great and powerful wizard that I have a master’s degree in engineering and I’m fully capable of operating any number of levers and trapdoors and hidden mirrors and flamethrowers, if the wizard would be so kind as to allow me step behind the curtain.”

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    Two gremlins, sitting through a tense family dinner, flirting with their husbands as emotional aftercare.

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    27 Nov 2020

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    "I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

    Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

    Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong?

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    15 Nov 2020

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    The reboot completes, and Wei Ying’s brain smashes this information together into two mind-shattering thoughts. Number one, he knew very well already, and is now further seared by defined muscles and a mouth-watering tattoo into his every waking moment: Lan Zhan is the hottest fucking person on the planet.

    Number two: that guy wasn’t visiting Lan Zhan’s neighbour, he was visiting Lan Zhan, which means:

    Lan Zhan fucks.
    Lan Zhan fucks.
    Lan Zhan fucks.

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    Lan Zhan has been Wei Ying's best friend for years. Literally, years. How did he not already know? How has he missed this most important of facts? And more importantly, how is he ever going to get over it?

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    12 Nov 2020