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    Get FUCKED Black Hat! I know you could never love me, You weakling coward. Your creator might still like you, You pathetic asshole self insert, but no matter how much that sweet heart says you can be killed. I'm gonna make a list of things that can kill you. Go FUCK yourself Black Hat!

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    The evil Dark Lord tries to stop Megan and Cueball's quest and defeat LaPetite.

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    12/12
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    Podfic of OMG Velociraptors by antumbral

    Summary:It started with velociraptors and ended with the LHC.

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    1/1
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    5
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    Podfic of The Amazing Adventures of Hat Guy and the Girl Who Stole His Hat by Raven

    It's not all fun and games, being an evil dude in an evil hat. Except, it kind of is.

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    1/1
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    6
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    Dear John,

    Hello! I have no clue why I’m writing you this, since we’re going to see each other (and hopefully do more than that, haha) in like three hours. But The Team promotes letter writing.

    So, this job is really great. Apparently, they didn’t know that I wasn’t an architect. They got me mixed up with Frank Lloyd Wright. I don’t know how that happened. Don’t ask me. But luckily, I’m not being fired, yay! Burr, who I am finding more tolerable, told me that Washington, the company head who everyone calls “dad”, told Jefferson to tell me that they think I’m “too nice” to fire. Also, I went to a work karaoke night, and I think that’s another reason why. They were all smitten with my singing voice. Don’t worry, I won’t ever leave you. But they’re trying to get me a contract with Disney. I asked them how they planned on doing that, and Wash said that “he has his ways.” Personally, I think he’s a [censored.] April Fools! Not about the Disney stuff, or the Frank Lloyd Wright stuff. But they’re not censoring my letters. They’re too nice to do that.

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    22
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    I've contributed to several round robins on Twisting the Hellmouth, the Buffyverse crossover site. Most of my contributions don't work without the background created by other authors, but some can be read as stand-alone stories with a little editing. I've decided to start posting them here. This also contains comment fic and other odds and ends.

    Warning - some of the fandoms and characters listed in the tags only appear for a line or two in the stories. See the notes at the start of the first chapter for a list of the crossovers.

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    38/?
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    84
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    The boys get locked in a closet. They're bored, so must abide by xkcd Rule Social•b 99.1 ( http://xkcd.com/330/ )

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    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    48
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    2
    Hits:
    651
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    Two differing viewpoints on the day River Tam beat up everyone.

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    61
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    5
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    768
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    “Can trees live under the sea?” he asks.

    “I don’t think so,” she says.

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    58
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    The sea sees all.

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    39
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    Some years after the events in "Time," the map woman sets out on a journey of her own.

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    She knew they'd survive. They might not know where they were, but she knew they could figure it out, together.

    That was then.

    This is now.

    Now, it's all down to her.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Podfic of Rule 13 by Spuffyduds.

    Summary: This is in response to this XKCD: http://xkcd.com/923/

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    47
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    1/1
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Long ago, before velociraptors stalked the earth, the People lived on the surface and life was good. But then the velociraptors came. Some went below, and became the People of the Caves, and others went above, and became the people of the Air. And some sailed across the sea, and we do not know what became of them.

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    3
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    16
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    There's a universe laid out before you -- before all of you. What are you going to do with it?

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    She just hadn’t expected the world to be so small.

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    28
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    An interactive story of exploration.

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    210
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    1/1
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    192
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    You can feel the smile on your face keeping the screams from bursting free.

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    30
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    3
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    524
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    Instead of Configurable Analog Transmitter Stack, box contained vermin. Would not buy again.

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    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
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