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Stiles wakes up to a hot guy in his bed and an ugly-ass ring on his finger.
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When a human child is born, their soul is shattered into bright gleaming pieces that scatter to the winds.
WARNING! PLEASE READ THIS MESSAGE!
This story has not been updated in over a year. It is incomplete. While I hope to continue writing it at some point in the future, please note: I AM NOT CURRENTLY UPDATING THIS STORY. Please do not read this story if you don't like WIPs.
Also, this fic is NOT up for adoption. I do not give permission for others to continue writing it.
Thank you!
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Bro: Be the Cockblock - Why So Serious? Remix by Legendaerie for Ixxen
Fandoms: Homestuck
24 Feb 2012
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So he coaxed a battle out off his little brother, treasuring the knowledge that Dave was still just young enough to value vertical sports over horizontal ones, and he flash-stepped around him. Their feet made the sickest of rhythms on the still-hot concrete, a song composed of the clash of steel and punctuated by the occasional caw of a crow as Bro Strider tried to stop time.
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Trials, Tribulations and Bitching in Bedrooms by DoreyG
Fandoms: Henry V - Shakespeare, 15th Century CE RPF
26 Feb 2012
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A secondary school AU. Also known as Henry and Montjoy bitching in a bedroom while the rest of the world claws frantically at the door.
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Flaming Chainsaw (Yeah.) by Danni_Lea, ItsOnlyForever
Fandoms: Labyrinth (1986), Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare
04 Apr 2012
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Tybalt and Mercutio's fight, Romeo and Juliet's love, a flaming chainsaw, and Jareth's broken heart. Join two OC's in their battle to fix it all.
This is a complete and total crack!fic. There is no excuse for this monstrosity.
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Tonks never has been and never will be a lady, but for this one thing, she's willing to try...
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A bedtime story, in which Toni Stark adopts a child
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- Part 1 of Bedtime Stories
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Dean questions whether he'll see Cas in heaven.
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Two Months...
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- Part 4 of I Know That You're In Love With Him
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A bunch of Sam-centric drabbles set to the song "Stand in the Rain" by Superchick.
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PostBakerStreet by Alltheroads
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
05 Jul 2012
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Through John, Sherlock discovers PostSecret and invents a new game.
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Phil uses the Internet as stress relief. So naturally, it turns on him and introduces romance into his life.
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This is not a lifestyle where you get to keep secrets. Especially when you're the new guy.
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- Part 3 of mob-verse
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The people that meant the most to him visit, after he's gone, and talk to him.
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After the excitement of the night is over, when everyone has gone home, mostly in defeat, Stiles manages to commandeer some of the mysterious black powder Dr. Deaton had gave them. He figures that if it works to keep a supernatural creature in it could also keep them out, thus giving him the perfect way to stop unwanted nighttime guests.
Derek disagrees.
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MC Hammer Can't Touch This by CiderSky
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - All Fandoms
26 Jul 2012
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Mjolnir has it out for him.
He knows it sounds ridiculous but it’s the only proper explanation.
Or, 5-times Mjolnir almost took Clint out and the 1-time it all made sense (kind of).
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Gymnophoria: (noun) the sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.
Johnlock.
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- Part 1 of Undressed
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For Star-crossed Lovers, Romeo & Juliet Were Total Quitters by CiderSky
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers - All Fandoms
30 Jul 2012
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Natasha pauses, raising a brow as she takes in the five men sitting around the rather romantic looking table, the champagne and the ring at the center of it all.
“Congratulations. You five make a lovely couple.”
“Thank you.” Tony says and Clint wonders if he will ever be able to get it right.
Or, 5-times Clint almost proposed to Phil, but didn't (due to various reasons) and the one time he did.
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The Calm After the Storm by AllieHink
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Aug 2012
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John tries to calm Sherlock when he can't solve a case.
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“Why?” He couldn’t say anything else or he’d cry, and he couldn’t cry. Can’t get salt in his wounds, he thought, ridiculously. You can’t cry on someone who’s bleeding, it’ll make it worse.
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And it's fucked up, but I'm falling verse by Atlanta_Black
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2019
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Harry Potter universe based off the prompt
"When coming of age, they say it is possible to see your soulmate's face reflected in a mirror.
Harry only sees his for one second, but it is a face he instantly recognizes from when he was 12-years old and a soul piece was draining Ginny's life away."
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a life of smoke and silvered glass by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2017
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Albus Dumbledore rose to his feet, smiling at them in that way of his, like he knew something you didn't and he was proud of you for it. "Friends," he began.
The door thudded open and the Marauders burst in, late and pink-cheeked with cold. The headmaster smiled at them, too, and Sirius gave a cheery little salute back.
Severus sunk lower in his chair, staring witheringly over his butterbeer. "You told Potter about it, too?"
"He might as well put all that energy to good use," said Lily. "And, to be accurate, I told Remus."
"But Potter, really?" said Severus.
"He and Black cooked up a jinx that gives you a boil every time you say a slur to a Muggleborn," said Lily. "It was either invite them to Alice's war club or bake them cookies, and I know where my skills lie."
Severus sniffed. "Don't come crying to me if he tugs your pigtails."
"Come crying to me if he pulls yours, and I'll deck him," said Lily.
(Slight AU in which Severus apologizes, tries harder, and stays friends with Lily)
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- Part 15 of boy with a scar
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Zuko decides to fight Azula in the Crystal Catacombs. This sets of a sequence of events that leads to Zuko being Aang's tour guide through the Fire Nation. Yes, this is basically a first half of season three with Zuko there fic. But this one is different, I swear! 1) There's no shipping. 2) The plot is very different from the show. 3) Fire Nation culture is explored in depth. 4) Sensitive topics never addressed in the show are explored in depth. So it's different, see!
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Derek Hale works for the FBI. Intern Stiles Stilinski has moved departments twice, neither at his own request, and Derek is dreading dealing with him.
That is, until he gets a whiff of the kid...
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Bookmarked by Twowordsimpressed
02 Jul 2020
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“Did you get me coffee?”
Without even looking up, Stiles nods. “Yeah. You gave me your order yesterday, too, and since I walk by the coffee shop you like on my way to work, I figured I’d save myself a trip.”
“No one else likes coffee from that shop, though,” Derek says, unsettled by the strange, soft tone of his voice.
“Didn’t get anyone else coffee,” Stiles says, like it’s the most natural thing in the world, like there is no problem at all, like Derek isn’t across the room trying not to wolf out and pounce the poor kid.“It’s two am, what are you still doing here?”
Stiles’ eyes race to find the clock on the wall. “It’s two? Oh, shit, I thought it was, like, nine at the latest. Oh, shit, I’m going to have to call a taxi, the last trains have already run.”
“Get your stuff together, I’ll drive you.”
It has everything to do with Derek wanting to be generous, and is not at all about him wanting to get Stiles’ scent in his car, or about him wanting to see the building Stiles lives in somewhere other than on Google Maps.It’s possibly the most debauched thing he’s ever done.
The very next work day after Derek had driven the kid home, Stiles leaves his tie slung over the back of his chair. The chair that sits at the desk in Derek’s office. Just left it there, hanging.
He walks over, picks up the tie, and stuffs it into his suit pocket.
His heart is beating a mile a minute, his palms are damp, and he’s not entirely sure he hasn’t actually robbed a bank, given how much sweat his body is covered in. He has to take off his suit jacket in the elevator because it’s saturated. By the time he enters his apartment, he’s already half naked, practically running to his bedroom with the tie in one hand.
It’s maybe seconds before he cums, stretched out on his bed, his suit pants still bunched up on one leg, both socks still on his feet. One end of Stiles’ tie is stuffed in his mouth, and the other end is covered in his own cum, having been wrapped around the base of his dick.“Do you understand the absolute firing squad you’ve set me up in front of?” Laura’s voice is sharp, shrill, loud, and, quite frankly, justified.
The man they’d been chasing, the one he and Stiles had been there to watch, had departed in the wee hours of the morning, with no one the wiser.
“I take full responsibility.”
“Of course you’re going to take full responsibility,” Laura snarls, her eyes bleeding just the slightest hint of red. “I set you two up because I thought you were going to talk about your feelings, not fuck all god damned night!”
Derek doesn’t say anything. He can’t. It’s true. Apparently, Laura had set up the entire stake-out mission as a chance for Derek to get to know Stiles outside of work. Derek had gained intimate knowledge of Stiles, but it had been the exact opposite of what Laura had intended.
“I had to delete seven hours of audio, Derek. You literally fucked the kid for seven hours.”“Do you regret it?”
Derek’s mouth snaps shut. He blinks a few times, gathering up his courage, knowing he can’t lie about this to the poor boy. “Not at all.”
“I don’t either. I just don’t want you to lose your job over this.”
Derek runs a hand through his hair. “To be completely honest, I don’t give a fuck. In fact, if you asked me, I’d fuck you, here and now, right on my desk.”
Stiles blinks. The silence between them is heady, full of tension.
“Derek?”
“Yes, Stiles?”
“Will you fuck me on your desk?”He hoists the boy into a fireman’s carry and starts toward the exit.
“Der’k?”
“I’ve got you, Stiles. There’s a team surrounding the building. As soon as we get out, they’ll infiltrate and-”
“Oh, no need for that.”
“What? What are you talking about?”
“No one from our side is in the building, right?”
“No, I’ve got an earpiece in; everyone is outside and accounted for.”
Stiles doesn’t speak again, but as soon as he and Derek are a few steps outside of the building, Derek hears a strange sound, like someone snapping their fingers.
In the next instant, the entire warehouse blows up.“That old lady back at your place? The one with the pink, crocheted shawl? She’s a Spark?”
“No, she’s a witch. Same with pretty much everyone who speaks Polish in my building.”
Derek’s quiet for a moment, pretty sure his brain has blue-screened. “That’s what you meant when you said your place was safer than it looked.”
Stiles nods.
“And that’s what she meant when she told me ‘he’s one of us’ and ‘we protect our own.’”
“Aww.” Stiles’ tone is soft and teasing. “Did my surrogate witch grandma threaten you for my sake?” -
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“I still can’t believe he’s gone.” Oikawa chokes out.
Hanamaki shuffles down to wrap an arm around Oikawa who is now hunched over with his head in his hands, sobbing violently. He feels his own eyes water, even as he tries his hardest to keep a straight face as he comforts his friend.
He’s right, Hanamaki thinks biting down as hard as he can on his lip to stop it from trembling, that’s all that’s left now: memories.
“What if,” Matsukawa says quietly, staring at his hands interlocked in front of him, “there was a way to bring Iwaizumi back?”
Tempus Fugit: "time flies"
Bookmarked by the_indoor_kites
30 Jun 2020
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oooooh boy, i recommend reading in one sitting, or your heart might give out
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A word of warning, reader.
This story starts at Nonsense, and goes downhill from there. On to darker things, and Goblin Kings, and dancing and despair. So take a little breather, and enter if you dare.(Yes, this is a Labyrinth AU. Don't worry, the rest of it doesn't rhyme.)
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17 Jun 2020
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...this is the literal best thing I have ever read.
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The Coffee Shop Hero by Theriku260
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Mar 2020
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After a bad diagnosis that paints an early death for Inko Midoriya, the kind mother does whatever she can to give Izuku a good life outside heroics. Buying a coffee shop? Check. Teaching her child how to run an analysis website? Done. Adopting a certain horned child using dubious means while ensuring they stay together? Already handled.
Everything she did was to help him. After all, she may believe in Izuku's dream, but no one else did.His mother passing away was a shock for Izuku. However, he has a coffee shop to manage, a website to run, and a traumatized child to raise. Heroics seems far away for the green bean, and he's accepted that. But just because he doesn't have a license, heroics runs deep in Izuku's soul, and soon he'll find that those that need a hero find him instead.
Now if he could just get Aizawa to stop bugging him for analysis's during his break.
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Bookmarked by Justpeachy73
15 Jun 2020
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okay that was like, kinda sweet damn 😳😳😳
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Jason shook with rage. How dare they? How dare they?
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- Part 1 of Brotherhood
Bookmarked by Imtired_ofY0URBS
13 Jun 2020
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Im so for this i'd die
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Perfect Enough by crookedswingset
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Feb 2020
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The year is 2258. Jim Kirk is a Lieutenant on the U.S.S. Farragut, Spock the science officer of the U.S.S. Enterprise. When the ships come together for a priority landing party, these two strangers find themselves fighting against the odds for a chance at life in an alien world, and the only way they'll make it through is by relying on each other.
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- Part 1 of Sha Ka Ree
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Arthur found that he didn’t just like Merlin for his skills as a personal trainer, but he was starting to have those butterfly-in-stomach kinds of feelings about Merlin. Said feelings were inappropriate for three reasons: 1. As Arthur’s personal trainer sometimes Merlin’s job entailed very intimate positions and during those times Arthur’s thoughts were not appropriate for a professional environment, 2. Merlin would probably lose his job if he dated a client, and 3. Merlin was dating someone else.
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In a surprisingly good David Attenborough impression, Gwaine said, “Here you see the remarkable mating ritual of the Merlin and the Arthur. Which involves mostly insults and swearing.”
Or: How Merlin and Arthur Met and Why There is a Restroom Wall Dedicated to Arthur’s Ass
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Mistakes by Antartique
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
01 Mar 2020
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Sylvain is a mistake, and mistakes have to pay for their wrongdoings.
The one where Margrave Gautier's leash on his son is a lot shorter than most people expect.
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05 Jun 2020
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In the end, he has never been allowed to be himself. He was raised to be a miniature of Father for many years, while Mother took care to beat the weakness out of him. Training was tough and so were his studies; he had to be ahead of everyone else at all times, including people older than him by years. He learned the cruelties of war when younger than ten, and the reality of the world around the same time. He had to survive, to teach himself how to face people who only wanted to eat him alive or dead in any way that mattered.
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“I don’t think this is any of your concern, son,” he establishes firmly, glancing over Zuko to where Katara’s disappeared around the corner.
A chill shoots down Zuko’s spine, and when Hakoda steps right, Zuko moves again to block his way.
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- Part 1 of Zuko vs. Adults
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Off The Record by crookedswingset
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
26 Feb 2019
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Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.
Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.
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- Part 1 of Perfect Enough
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So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
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Bookmarked by pansexual_intellectual
04 Jun 2020
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oh my f*CKING GOD this is HILARIOUS. Really, really, really, hilarious. (All the Princess Bride references, an excellently insane Luna&Harry friendship, Harry being a lil' shit- 'hey i'm bored wanna go provoke a troll?" - just all of it....) Probably couldn't find a more hilarious fic if you tried. (Actually maybe that's true but some of the tomarry rebirth fics are pretty funny too bUT that's beside the point) READ IT READ IT.
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Merlin figures out why Arthur manhandles him so much. Arthur himself is a little slower on the uptake.
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Harry has some weird words on his left wrist. That must be one of those strange things that Aunt Petunia hates so much. But it's okay! He likes them.
Then, it all turns even weirder. Hogwarts, magic, a Headmaster and a Dark Lord await Harry - he would prefer if they all just left him alone, thank you very much.
But when has it ever mattered what Harry wants?
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- Part 1 of Left
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Bookmarked by pansexual_intellectual
02 Jun 2020
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this is quite likely my all-time favorite tomarry- or straight up HP - fic, ever. The lonely intelligence of Harry(seriously, I actually cried for the first few chapters, how people kept abusing him for their own needs, and then I was angry, like leave this boy the fuck alone, he has been through enough, take your hands off him or i will break the goddamned fourth wall and literally strangle you with my bare hands, but there's something so deliciously cathartic about crying, so I highly advise it), and the slow revenge he sort of gets (you beat up Harry? aha. aha. the house-elves, ghosts, and portraits, are coming for you. and also a bunch of little second and first years, because he's that awesome. also him, himself, because once he gets mad, he gets mad and it's a beautiful thing to behold. oh, wait- you hate him because he beat the Dark Lord, who you've worshipped forever? aha. aha. they're soulmates, you little shit.).. it's so satisfying.
this is why I love tomarry fics- they're so much more infinitely complex and delicious than drarry or linny or snarry (i hate snarry but still) or ninny or any other non-canonical ship (Jesus Christ, the HP world has the worst ship names, how are none of us noticing this?). If you're looking for a lovely, spellbinding, unbelievably, astonishing, beautiful, fic about an abused, intelligent, lonely, boy who's fiercely loving and protective.... you've found it.
TW for attempted suicide (and let's not forget the major Dumbledore-bashing, because would it be a proper tomarry fic if we didn't have at least a modicum of Dumble-bashing? i think not), but don't worry it will be better. mild Ron and Hermione bashing, but it's not that serious.
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perhaps the same bird by mooneuphonium
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 May 2020
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Wen Qing feels like she loves Yanli with something ancient, something that has slept for hundreds of years and is now stretching, blinking from the eyefuls of sudden sunlight. It feels like she loved her through a war; she can taste the blood on the back of her throat. Her love feels like a memory of pain, covered by a patina of gold by time’s good, honest work.
(a story about dreams and sunlight.)
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Fix Your Attitude by kassanovella
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars
05 Sep 2016
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You’re an engineer, stationed at Starkiller. You’re desperate for recognition in your career, but issues with your assignment (spoiler alert: it’s the Command Shuttle) end up making you the clean-up crew, instead. Your annoyance with Kylo Ren lands you into some hot water. How many messes is he going to make you responsible for?