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04 Jun 2016
Steve and Bucky can't seem to get it together to Skype their friends with the time difference between DC and Tokyo. They've ended up sending video messages for perusal at leisure rather than Facetiming Sam at three in the morning again.
They decided to get away after the whole Civil War debacle, when the producers at Disney decided it was essential to include the Winter Soldier having trigger words even after Bucky explicitly explained why that was a terrible idea. It very quickly became a meme for the general public to yell random combinations of words at him whenever he got recognised... which went about as well as you'd expect.
So they went on an extended vacation, which doesn't stop Bucky inflicting his dick upon unsuspecting superheroes, of course.
[Fake Avengers/Real MCU verse. Bucky can't seem to stop getting his nudes on the internet.]
06 Jul 2016
"There's a porn parody?!"
"A gay porn parody." Sam adds, because he figured it was probably in his best interests to bite the bullet and get this over with as quickly as possible once he discovered the video's existence.
"Fucking sweet." Bucky throws himself half over the back of the couch, almost tumbling to the floor on his ass before he catches his balance and yells into the kitchen. "Steve, make popcorn!"
"Make your own goddamn popcorn!"
"We're gonna watch porn!"
"Oh, cool." Steve's tone changes to mildly interested. "I'll make it salted."
[the gang discover and watch the Cap gay porn parody, drink pre-mixed mojitos, and tweet about the internet's heteronormative portrayal of top/bottom dynamics. while they can still spell heteronormative, that is.]