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Peter Parker and Alina (AJ) Brock (Daughter of Eddie Brock) have been best friends for years, since they could remember. She can tell when he's lying or hiding something. He can tell when she's lying or hiding something. And their senior year of highshool is full of secrets and hiding: Peter becomes Spiderman, AJ's dad finds out something more dangerous about Carlton Drake, and the third person to their trio comes back after 8 years.
AJ has to face her emotions that continue to be brought up as she moves on in life. If you love hard, your grieve just as hard. But as she learns the hard way, empathy is not a stage of grief.
(Previously titled The Amazing Venom)
(alternate universe to We Are Venom)
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Who needs a docter? Pffft not me by Adrienneedstherapy
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
25 Feb 2024
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"Who is Peter hanging out with in his free time?" Flash said, "Im intrigued"
"Peters going to die and we're going to go to prison for murder!" Sally cried
"Peter how many times do I have to tell you! Call Tony if you injured," mj said "this is just like the time you were hit by a train!"
"What?!"
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Or, Peter decided it was a good idea to not go to a docter after being shot three times. Mj is mad, Ned is sad and the decathlon team is mildly confused. -
"Really Into DP" by ArcticJoy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Jan 2024
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For some reason, and don't ask him why, the universe just really liked to fuck with Peter.
Parker Luck was almost like Murphy’s law. Only on rare occasions did it take pity on Peter and grant him reprieve. And for a while now, its given him a break. It was the first time in years Peter had felt financially secure, and it was only time in his life he'd felt confident as Peter Parker. So it wasn’t any shock that now, of all times, fate determined it the perfect time to pull the rug from Peter’s feet.
In all fairness though, it was totally Peter’s fault. A long list of mistakes lead up to this moment, plenty of which he should've avoided, but now Deadpool was closer than ever to finding out Spider-Man’s civilian identity… and the fact that he’s secretly a cam boy.
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After the events of GOTG 2 Peter struggles with the loss of Yondu. Gamora tries to be what he needs but is scared she won't be. They figure out their relationship while saving the universe again after a mysterious creature asks for help.
Rocket has deep problems he needs to overcome, and with the help of everyone else he'll get there. Even though Drax and Mantis have zero braincells together. Baby groot is the glue to this team holding them together through everything.
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Coffee, Interns, and Other Mysteries by sabertoothhousecat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Dec 2023
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Tony stopped short as the intern shot a thin, white gooey substance out at the wall.
It stuck.
The kid tugged on it experimentally.
It continued to stick.
“Hmph,” the kid said.
And then he dropped the white sticky thread, which Tony's sleep-deprived mind was completely one hundred percent certain was a web just like Spider-Man’s, and went back to work.
Who knew such things could be hiding in Tony’s own internship labs?
OR: Tony Stark has been looking for Spider-Man for a long time. He has very, very little success in this search, despite Peter Parker working in his labs. Just some fun identity shenanigans >:)
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Venom In My Veins by GalaxyThreads
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
16 Dec 2023
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After the snap, Peter wasn't great but he was coping. Tony's not dead, and that's all he can ask for, right? Then an SI employee winds up dead, and then his teacher, and Peter becomes aware that his recent blackouts may be connected. Or the cause. [Post-Endgame where nobody dies]
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Five Hypotheses Peter Had about Germany by sabertoothhousecat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
07 Dec 2023
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.... and one conclusion.
Or: Tony Stark tells Peter they're going to Germany but doesn't explain why. Cue wild theories and some minor confusion.
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Unsupervised Teenagers Make The Best Decisions by a_gay_frog
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Nov 2023
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“This is a terrible idea, you know that, right?”
Ned made a dismissive motion with his hand. “It’s fine, you have super-healing,”
“That gives me so much more confidence, thank you,” Peter said dryly. “Why was I ever worried?”
MJ had her phone lifted up, finger poised to press record. “Please do, I need more material for my sketchbook,”
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- Part 1 of Froggy's Tumblr Fics
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arguments & confessions by alienindustryy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Marvel, Avengers (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Oct 2023
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“I’m starting to feel sorry for you, Parker”
“I’m a hero, it’s what I do— I’m supposed to put my life on the line and save everyone who needs saving!”
“And who’s going to save you after you fall?”
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Peter got badly injured and Wade’s angry because Peter is always putting himself last, always thinking bout everyone but himself. Wade’s afraid that one day he’ll lead himself to his own grave.
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Penny for your Thoughts by jkp202204
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
22 Oct 2023
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Penny Parker is Spider-woman but also wants to help Aunt May with the bills by getting an Internship. Who might ever offer Penny a position after an impressive booth at a science fair unbeknownst to him that she is, in fact, Spider-woman? That's right. Tony Stark. While trying to dodge Tony as Spider-woman because Penny doesn't need a man to tell her how to superhero, she is also stuck working in the same lab as him. Yes, he is building her a new suit. Yes, he seems like a trustworthy person. Yes, she probably should tell her mentor that she is spider-woman and ask for help with a certain green-themed villain. But, Penny can't. Penny won't. Because she can't have anybody else die for her. Not anymore.
Female Version of Peter Parker
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bullets and awkward over-sharing by youcantcallmethat (sbzpruiosnejre)
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Daredevil (TV)
15 Oct 2023
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Peter visits Claire for medical help and awkward relationship advice.
Day 15 of Whumptober 2023: "I'm fine."
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- Part 15 of Whumptober 2023
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making new friends by attacking them, a guide by spider-man by R2C3D2PO
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Sep 2023
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He relaxes a little, his defensive pose receding.
“...I did, however, see the waistband of some very interesting Thor themed underwe-”
He shrieks. You laugh.
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A Good Reason by leap_of_faith13
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Aug 2023
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Deadpool has been encroaching on parts of Spider-Man's identity that he shouldn't have been. In his defense...he had a good reason.
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“Why’d you do it?” he asked, his voice much softer than it had been a minute ago.
Deadpool shrugged, kicking at a loose piece of gravel in front of him.
“Wade.”
This time his tone was saying, I trusted you, I let you in, why would you do this? You owe me an explanation.
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Golden Hour by ImJustAReaderInLoveWithAFictionalMan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
04 Aug 2023
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Peter B. and Y/n have known each other for two years and still haven't admitted to their mutual feelings. Peter is back to recruit Y/n, and maybe admit he's been in love with her since he first met her.
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share your address by marin27
Fandoms: Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
03 Aug 2023
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Peter’s already picturing the next decade of their future together.
Miles thinks he’s a dirty secret.
It causes some confusion.
Prompt No. 8: Kiss... in secrecy
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You Keep Me Under Your Spell by ryokirasexscene
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
28 Jul 2023
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Miguel and him function as a balancing act, whether it’s at work or the occasional dinner party at Peter’s. They fit well together, it wouldn’t be a stretch to call them best friends. Miguel needed to have Peter back on his side, it was deeper than just simply saving the multiverse.
Peter and Miguel get trapped in a building and have sex. They continue to have sex, and are forced to deal with the feelings that come from continuing to have sex.
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Oh Shit! It’s the rogues by spidey_wid3y
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Black Widow (Comics), Black Widow (Movie 2021), Hawkeye (Comics), The Incredible Hulk (Comics), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America - All Media Types
08 Jul 2023
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“Friday, end call,” Tony glared at Peter from his seat on the couch as Peter awkwardly smiled at the rogues.
“Whattt? Hey guys, when did you get here?” Peter tried to play it off, like the avengers hadn’t just witnessed his meltdown.
(Or - Peter doesn’t use his eyes and doesn’t see the rogue avengers in his living room, resulting in them having to listen through peters very dramatic meltdown)
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- Part 2 of Peter+Avengers one-shots
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Peter thinks he’ll be devastated if he comes to love him because Miguel loves with all his being.
But then, there’s this voice in the back of his head that says, “You always get up.”
So, instead, he thinks about Miguel’s hands covered in blood– he thinks about pulling them to his chest, putting them over his heart, and saying, “I don’t care about the blood. I care about you.”
Or, Peter is bad at feelings.
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- Part 3 of i'd be his, if he asked. | spiderdads!
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Same yesterday by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
05 Jul 2023
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Wade's eyes widened in awe. "Time loop!" He shouted, excitedly clapping his hands like a baby who just saw a cookie or a box to play in or... Or a remote to chew on? Peter wasn't really sure what babies found exciting.
Peter frowned. "It's not fun, Wade."
"Being in a time loop is like my dream." Wade threw his arms in the air as he fell on his back to stare at the black ceiling. "You could do whatever you want and it would disappear with no consequences!"
"Isn't that already how you live your life?"
"Oh." Wade paused. "I guess you're right."
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Peter B. Parker is stuck reliving the same day over and over again. Which means he keeps failing to fix his and MJ's relationship on a constant loop. What is the universe trying to tell him?
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Hippin’ Hoppin’ Flippin’ Floppin’ Day by The_Lone_Nightshade
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man - Fandom
22 Jun 2023
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Gwen is not having a Hippin’ Hoppin’ day.
She comes home to find the lights off and her fiancé passed out on the couch and is resigned to the day’s certain doom.
Peter may just redeem it though.
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