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• The Goblet of Fire and Jesus Fucking Christ! What the Actual Fuck is Wrong with You People?! by Des98

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Not Rated
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  17 Apr 2018

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
  • Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
  • Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson/Millicent Bullstrode
  • Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
  • Olliver Wood/Marcus Flint
  • Angelina Johnson/Katie Bell
  • Blaise Zabini/idk a lot of people that kid is HORNY
  • Ron Weasley/Questions about his sexuality
  • Harry Potter
  • Ron Weasley
  • Hermione Granger
  • Pansy Parkinson
  • Hannah Abbott
  • Susan Bones
  • Blaise Zabini
  • Fred Weasley
  • George Weasley
  • Minerva McGonagall
  • Severus Snape
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Draco Malfoy
  • fucking everybody okay?!
  • Cedric Diggory
  • goblet of fire - Freeform
  • Triwizard Tournament
  • dumbeldore is gonna get his ass kicked
  • Flashbacks to Abuse
  • Mentioned Abuse
  • Abusive Dursleys
  • Hogwarts castle's where he spends most of his days
  • voldemort's up to no good
  • started makin' trouble in the neighbourhood
  • harry isn't a horcrux
  • but dumbledore still thinks he is
  • because dumbledore is an idiot frankly
  • also
  • Like
  • Shit's gonna go down
  • Minerva is gonna kick some more ass
  • Harry dear i love you so much i'm sorry for everything that is about to happen to you
  • imma tell you right now
  • i ain't gonna kill cedric
  • I ain't got the heart to do it
  • i just don't okay?!
  • so if you like pain and suffering and you're a cruel bastard who wishes death on my sunny hufflepuff
  • gtfo
  • archaic magic
  • very stupid shit's about to go down
  • AU
  • if that wasn't already obvious
  • if you don't think dumbledore's an idiot
  • you will not like this fic
  • because i'm still mad at that bastard
  • can't wait to kill him off
  • but not yet
  • unfortunately
  • it's one am and these tags are like
  • idek
  • Slytherins are awesome
  • pansy parkinson is a bad ass
  • who is gon rock this shit
  • Powerful Harry
  • mage senses
  • probably multiple headcanons from tumblr
  • because i don't live in the real world because that's a dumb place to be
  • g'bye

  Summary

  Goblet of fire AU. This is gonna be fun.

  Series

  • Part 3 of The much better, Dursley's can fuck off, Slytherins are people too AU

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  70,485

  Chapters:

  40/40

  Comments:

  2344

  Kudos:

  2259

  Bookmarks:

  131

  Hits:

  29224