humans are dicks
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Dean Winchester, Alpha, lead Hunter for the Pack, is in need of a mate. His wolf is out of control, he's on edge, and nothing seems to be doing the trick. Dean is convinced that he'll never find a mate, but when the Pack's Council forces him to figure it out before he ends up going rogue, Dean doesn't have much of a choice. Problem is, Dean isn't interested in what the members of his pack have to offer; and that means looking elsewhere.
Dean knew his mate would have to be different. He just didn't know what "different" would really mean, and how "different" would bring his whole world crashing down on top of him.
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Dreams Come True by KimiMeagan
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Comics), Dragon Age - Various Authors
15 Aug 2018
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CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN
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Ignoring the numbness, stunning her brain.
Forgetting the bloodshed, spilling like rain.
Madness a cancer.
Sadness a plague.
Nightmares and voices come to drive them insane.
͚̬̦͊ͨ͐ͥ͒̿ͭ̏D̜̥̹ͬͪͫ͗ͣ̌̎̏ị̟̦̻̳̄̆̑͋́ͫ̌d̦͖͙͎̮̍̍͆̇̃ ̹͍̻͙̙͙ͯ̽̎͌͌͂ͤ͂y̬̟̻̼̣ͯ̄͒ŏ̞̦̥̯̲̪̼͎̅́͛̚u̗̣̾ ̘͚͍̮̘̉̒ͅr̰̬͇̙̻̖̠̓̍ȅ͓̱̼͙͖̝̪̲̚ͅả͈̙͉̻̀̅̈́̀ͅl̠͙̫̳̾͌ͯ̑ͥ̉l͇̹͚̘͛̆͌̊ÿ͖̫̲̬͙̹̭͚́ͦ ̖̖̺͕̪͓̈̇͗t͔̮̩͉ͬͮ̄̋̇̅h̙̣̍͊͂̽͋i̪͔̞̲͕̐ͣͩͩ̽n͈͕̱̔k̮͚͎͐̽͂̃ͪ
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Ḭ̟͔̹̓̓͐̑̄ͪͫt͕͓ͭ̽̉̇ ͈̪̞̤̲̠͋͐̇w͍̞͍̑ͥͧ͒̉͑a̠̜̜̩̤̞̯̖̿̿͌̍s̘̼͆͋ͩͬ̚ ͚̺̞̘̜͎̃̃̒̾́̚o̪͙͊̔̆ͬͩ͊̂͂́v̤̞̱̪̏͊ė̜̰̝̤̑̒ͩ̍͆͂r̺̐̈͋̓͋ͤ͌̓?̺̮͙̼͎̲̓̏̾̓̅ͩ͂ͩ
Sans and Frisk lived a thousand anguished lifetimes before they'd even hit puberty and finally found the peace and happiness they had long fought for...
But history forgotten, is history doomed to repeat.How far would you go, to protect the ones you love?
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- Part 1 of Wartale
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Fran hates humanity and will never forgive them.
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Things happen. Dean names his dick Michael. Jimmy is apparently a hunter. No one has any shame. It's all the monster's fault, anyway.
And the other way around: Michael gets home with a hard-on. Gabriel will find out for who.
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- Part 3 of Books of Lore
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Undersight: The Wartime Prequel by DaveElizabethStrider, Faleep, The_Useless_Cucumber
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
23 Dec 2016
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The War was hard to avoid. No matter what your race was. The humans didn't care, still upset over the previous war caused by the Atlanteans. They saw all monsters as things to kill. Innocent and pacifist monsters were slaughtered in their homes. No one could ignore that.
The War was unavoidable. Many species of monsters tried. But none succeeded. At least one of each of the thousands of species of monsters joined. But they were easily outnumbered and outgunned. And it's not like humans are known to fight fair.Series
- Part 1 of Undersight: The Series
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It was a simple plan. Mess up a couple things, and don't get caught.
Well, they got a bit carried away.
Now Sans is forced to serve 200 hours of community service at a pristine humans-only dance college.
Only...it's not JUST for humans anymore.
And when Sans meets Y/N, a dedicated dancer trying to make ends meet, the two share an unlikely bond.
Will Sans be able to see humans aren't really that bad?
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Monster's may of had gold, and she may of had over the top prices back Underground, but the price for simple wood, that the humans refused to budge on, were atrocious. Just replacing the paneling for her new business would push her the edge of bankruptcy. So what doe she do? Well! Get the wood herself, of course! And she may as well look the part while she's at
it.Requested by Barbacar on Fanfiction.net
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As a rite of passage held by arcane law, all mages upon reaching adulthood must summon and bind a Familiar to themselves for servitude, protection and battle.
...Of course Frisk's has to be a lazy skeleton that doesn't do anything other than eat and sleep. And has the lowest stats of any summon in recorded history. She's the laughing stock of the Order.
She pretends not to notice that underneath the visage of the docile Familiar lurks something far more cunning, sinister. That looks at her with murderous intent, fury and...possession.For no-one truely remembers exactly what the Familiar Bond is...even as war looms on the horizon.
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- Part 1 of Underkings
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Undertale AU: Frisk and the monsters exit the underground and try to adjust to human life but what happens when frisk is saved by an esper? Even more, do these espers seem to be gender-swapped versions of our favorite monsters?
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"What do you want, short-stuff?"
"heya, edgelord. you busy? i, uh, i could use your help with something."
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In which Edge receives an unexpected phone call, and Papyrus is in need of help.
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Papyrus didn’t correct her about being parents—they were here as Frisk’s uncles—but as he studied the pamphlets, he felt compelled to say, gently, “MADAM, I’M AFRAID YOU’RE MISINFORMED.” He drew himself up, ready to guide her away from her faulty assumptions. Edge, however, knew better. He recognized the manic gleam in her eye; this was a True Believer and nothing anyone said was going to shake her faith.
__________Linda is not prepared for this.
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- Part 10 of 12 Days of Shipmas
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You love knives and people don’t like that. So they throw you down a mountain where they also don’t like knives but in a better way.
TW: blood, dust, and knives tbh
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- Part 5 of Orc and Humans and Demonspawn, oh my!
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The special species goes by many names, often confused in folklore. Angels, fallen, fey, to name a few. They live amongst each race as guardians of the material plane. They are thick skinned and have two hearts that beat, they keep peace and don't have a name other than their own. Although they come in many different shapes and bodies, most of them stay relatively humanoid, harvesting energy from their proficient element. Iaoth, the main character, is a bit different than the others. He was born to two multi form elementals, water mother and a fire father, who abandoned him at the mines of Hor Badir where he was brought to the guardians of the cave. In ancient texts, a prophecy foretold the upbringing of a elemental with infinite lives to live, a fallen angel to wreak havoc on the plane, someone who could never fall. In a desperate attempt to clear the prophecy, the guardians accepted the child into the caves, where he must never know the forbidden tales of his upbringing being an angel of death.
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Two voices curled into one,
one part softer
One part firmOne calm, protective
One shaky, uncertainEyes always shifting millions of Blues
Spirals of greens
Dark Brown that captivated
They leaked emotion like tears.
Freckles splashed across the multi-colored skin,They were ALIVE
They were Happy
They were in LoveThen dark blood spread from seams, the Humans didn’t understand.
They were terrified
He was terrifiedThe two held on tell they couldn’t,
Screaming to be put back together.Fingers slipping away from the others, humans shoving them into different bodies
Memories washed away like shells in turning tides.
Empty
Lost
ScaredFind me... please.
Don’t leave me here alone
Where did they take you?
Why did they take you from me?
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Sans hated his life on the surface, and if it weren't for the consequences he would've just told the kid to leave them underground. What was even the bright side? Shitty dead end jobs? Not being able to spend anytime with his lover. Yeah sure, great.
If only Red wasn't such a romantical asshole that made Sans flush like a dork all the time.
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They should have known the visit wouldn't go smoothly. After all, they were in a rougher part of town. However, the person who stops things from becoming more violent than it should be isn't who you expect.
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- Part 2 of Gran and the Big Bad Wolves
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Mettaton decides to take up ballet a few years after her show goes downhill. While at one of her performances, not her first, one of the other dancers decides to trip her, making her fall hard on her ankle and then down on her side, twisting her ankle badly in the process.
Papyrus, Mettaton's husband, decides that Mettaton is now his top priority, and does everything possible to make sure that the months she has to spend with crutches and no dancing will be the best months ever. And of course..
Every day was worth it.
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For a contest when I had a crush on him. Now I don't really love him as much as other elves but this was one of my beginning works when i was in the community
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A long way from home, visiting the city of Lawrence in the kingdom of Kansas, Castiel tracks down the local Sin Eater to Unburden himself of the sins he has committed. Shocked by the conditions in which the Sin Eater lives, Castiel seeks to learn how such a situation came to be even as he sees to the business that brought him to Lawrence.
After years of hopelessness, Dean is confused by the mysterious stranger who seeks him out and gives lavish alms beyond anything he is used to. He wants to trust in the kindness being shown him, to think the stranger genuine, but Dean can see the truths in the man's thoughts, and he's been hurt many times before.
*see Author's Note for explanation of the use of the non-con tag*
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- Part 18 of Writing Prompt Wednesday