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Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 May 2021
"So, is there anything you, like...definitely don't want to do?" says Martin, because he’s not quite brave enough to come right out and say "So, I really, really want your cock inside me, what are the chances of us making that happen as soon as possible?"
Martin then immediately regrets asking such a vague question of the most pedantic man on earth, because he can see the way Jon's eyes glaze over as his imagination goes into overdrive. "I meant anything that's actually likely to come up, Jon."
Jon visibly reels it back in. "Um, I don't think so. Unless you're harboring a secret desire to drink my blood, or something."
"Oh, no. You've discovered my dastardly plan. I'll have to kill you now."
- Part 2 of let me be surprised