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- longer explanation at the link, but basically: Sherlock calms down/quiets his over-active brain by sucking things.
(rated explicit for the smut at the end!)
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- Part 3 of LJ Kink Meme Fills
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In Practice by greywash for songlin
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
17 Jul 2012
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Sherlock's time is limited, so he tends to focus on acquiring the knowledge he finds most necessary in the quickest and most convenient way possible—which, yes, frequently means that he tends towards the theoretical over the practical, especially when the theory is widely explored, frequently elaborated, and easily accessible.
"So you mean," John says, a little thickly, "you've watched a lot of porn," and Irene drops down onto her stomach on the floor with her hair falling around her face and laughs and laughs and laughs.
Unbeta'ed and un-Britpicked; briefly audienced by Roane to ensure that it was actually written in English but that's it. To be honest, this is a writing exercise gone massively out of control. Read at your own risk and OMG, no, really, I'm so sorry. /o\
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dribble drabble by Killing_u_with_umbrellas
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Thor (Movies), The Incredible Hulk (2008)
28 Feb 2013
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A bunch of unconnected drabbles from various ponts in time through the movies. Vague spoilers in some.
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Dwarves do not marry or love outside their race. It would have been nice, if they could. It would have saved Bilbo Baggins' life, if they could. They cannot though, and will not. He will die of his broken heart, but he is mortal so it would have happened anyway. It's painful, it's disheartening, but it is reality. So Bilbo leaves Erebor for Mirkwood, to keep the secrets of his people safe and to spare the family of his heart the sight of his Fading.
Then the true nature of his Ring is found out.
Bilbo will destroy this evil before the Fading takes him. He can live until then, complete this task to protect the people he loves.
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- Part 1 of Home Is Behind
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[podfic] Q-Branch Does Not Operate a Phone Sex Line by mothlights
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
19 Mar 2013
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An audio recording of laughtershock's Q-Branch Does Not Operate a Phone Sex Line Streaming, MP3 & M4B. [00:9:04]
He's four days into a mission in Bangladesh and running from multiple armed men through the streets of Dhaka when Q asks, "What are you wearing?"
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Of the Stars and Seasons That Come After by jezebel_rising
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Aug 2019
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The second prophecy of Mandos states: "When the world is old and the Powers grow weary, then Morgoth, seeing that the guard sleepeth, shall come back through the Door of the Night out of the Timeless Void; and he shall destroy the Sun and the Moon."
This is the story of the Dagor Dagorath, the Battle of Battles and how even the smallest creatures can affect the course of fate.
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Darcy has moved into Avengers Tower, and she heard about the Helicarrier fiasco. She plots and plans and starts getting herself into Bruce's good books.
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- Part 3 of Blue eyes, brown eyes, green eyes
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Combeferre has always had trouble admitting to feeling things, but this is ridiculous.
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- Part 1 of The Lives we Got Instead
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Naruto fails the exam - bunshins are stupid, that's why - and after that things kinda go like so not in canon. Which, the point.
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A chance meeting before John and Rodney ever met in Rising.
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Keeping up with the Kaidonovskys (aka The Buxom Boxer and the Handsome Hockey Player) by henriettaholden for Yesthatsmynaturalcolour
Fandoms: Pacific Rim (2013)
17 Aug 2013
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Everyone thinks the Kaidonovskys are fake married. They aren't.
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heal me and destroy me by thirdwhowalks
Fandoms: DCU, Young Justice, Young Justice (Comics)
10 Oct 2013
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Wonder Girl is supposed to be on the job working damage control, but she can't help but notice the girl in the alley...
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- Part 2 of Supervillain Cissie
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Send Out The Stars (There Are So Many Roads Left) by imaginarybarista
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
28 Oct 2013
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Believe it or not, this began as a Castle!AU. (Ha. Not for long.) Harry is still just a kid when he goes to college, but is well on his way to independence. Thoughts keep him up at one am and he doesn't know where he's going... he still doesn't know what's happening (yet still makes plans) when he realizes he doesn't want school anymore, when what matters to him all changes. And then his life is spinning, and he's not entirely sure it's in his control, but he's along for the ride. {Where books are published, bloggers become publishers, music geeks become athletes, and famous people have all the connections}
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Bruce sighed, and looked up at Tony. “Do you have a crochet hook?”
“A crochet hook?”
“Do you have,” Bruce asked with exaggerated patience, “a long, slender, hooked implement—“
Tony colored a little and looked away.
“You have a crochet hook, don’t you,” Natasha said.
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Rated "teen" for some swearing.
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In which Loki stays dead, and there are only three who truly mourn him. AU post-TTD, spoilers. Three-shot.
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And Afterwards, I Will See You In A Place Where No Shadows Fall by Kaza999
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
22 Mar 2014
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China Sorrows meets a woman in the ruins of the world.
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“I feel it’s time we gave him the talk,” Bunny grumbled, “Because it’s giving me the heebie jeebies seeing Pitch trail after him like some kind of lovesick puppy.”
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Coulson is the coach of a highschool girls soccer team, and the ladies fangirl over international soccer star Clint “Hawkeye” Barton like crazy. Little do they know that Barton and their coach have a long history, one that’s about to collide.
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One minute Skye was vlogging from her van and the next two Drones-in-Black busted in, grabbing her mid-rant and throwing a scent-proof bag over her head. She battled with herself to stay calm despite the fact that she could not smell their intentions and could not affect them via pheromones. This was where she wanted to be anyways. S.H.I.E.L.D. knew about where she came from, so she needed to be here, in their secret headquarters, to have a chance of finding out about herself, her origins.
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- Part 1 of Pheromones
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No one is truly getting what they want, no one is truly satisfied, and Sebastian realises that if he wants adoration, he might have picked the wrong master.
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Sasuke sighs in defeat. He braces himself for the nauseating ride back, but with how many times he's already failed, he's not sure what else he can do to break the loop.
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The Roads Never Lead Where They're Supposed to Go by eleveninches
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
06 Dec 2009
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A slightly different John and Rodney, in a slightly different Atlantis, fight Marines, dinosaurs, and each other.
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24 Jul 2019
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The Roads Never Lead Where They're Supposed to Go by eleveninches
OH. MY. GOD. Read it again. Rodney's like a peon in the labs. SHEPPARD IS A BOTANIST.
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"Can I ask you a personal question?" he asked Zelenka later that night, when they were the only two left in the lab. Everyone else had already gone to bed, because they were quitters. Only Rodney and Zelenka had the stamina to stay up for days at a time, never leaving the labs.
Zelenka's face twitched. "Yes, I suppose. What is it?"
He let out a deep breath through his nose. "Hypothetically speaking, how do you know if a gay guy hits on you?"
"Who else here is gay besides you and Dr Sheppard?" Zelenka asked.
Rodney scowled and crossed his arms over his chest. "I'm not gay."
Zelenka's forehead wrinkled. "I do not understand."
"You know what, forget I said anything," Rodney said.
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Sumner took one look at his bloody head doctor, his bruised civilians, and his city's obviously secret laboratory, and he bellowed, "Someone needs to tell me what's going on here. Now."
Ford started, "Sir, Dr Beckett pulled a gun--" as Sheppard began, "Godzilla--" and Rodney said, "Somehow Carson had the great idea of turning everyone into prehistoric lizard killing machines," and Stackhouse finished off with, "Sir, have you ever seen Jurassic Park?"
Dr Weir held up a hand. "One at a time, please."
"Beckett created a retrovirus to turn everyone in the city into dinosaurs," Sheppard said. He sounded apologetic. "His plan was to set it off today and flee in a jumper."
Weir looked like this explanation physically hurt her. "I see."
"Dinosaurs?" Sumner asked flatly. He glowered at Carson. "You were going to turn the entire human race into dinosaurs, but you can't figure out how to give everyone the ATA gene?"
"I'm not a miracle worker, Colonel," Carson said.
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"I can't believe McKay went gay for you," Grodin said.
"I should be getting my free toaster in the mail any day now," Sheppard said.
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The normal-human-sized prey is surrounded by mid-to-high-level adjuchas at least three time his size. He's not paying attention to any of them. Bandaged sword still up like a shield, he's staring at Grimmjow.
"Holy shit, you're g -- you're a kitty!"
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Carmilla looks down at her shoes. She prepared herself for either answer but she still feels like someone sucker punched her, the air leaving her lungs. “Are you happy?” She asks, looking up again.
Laura looks at her for a long second before answering. “I am.”
Carmilla nods. “Good. I’m glad.”
“Are you?” Laura asks tentatively.
“As much as I can be.”
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- Part 1 of There's an End With a Beginning
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“Saturday. Yeah, that’s good,” Steve says, and actually scuffs his shoe at the ground. Like a ridiculous shy superhero damsel. “Say eight? I live-“
“Yeah, big building with the A on it,” Bucky says, and can’t help a big stupid grin. Steve stares at him, looking a little dazed, and after their whole conversation it’s only now that Bucky’s brain catches up and realises Steve finds him quite attractive. So. Win for Bucky.
“Let me get your number,” Steve says finally, after they’ve stared stupidly at each other for about three hours, taking out his phone.
So they exchange numbers, and then Steve says he should go, and Bucky agrees, and they kind of stare at each other for a bit more, then Steve actually does go, but not before taking Bucky’s hand and squeezing it warmly in a way that makes Bucky want to shiver all over. Then Steve is gone, and Bucky is standing alone in the alley, grinning to himself.
Right up until the moment he remembers that Steve thinks Bucky is an escort he’s just hired.
Well fuck.
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Her godfather is dead. So is Tom Riddle, which appears to be the only thing anyone else cares about. Oh, and getting ahold of her, her money, and her titles. Fuck that noise. Ianthe learned how to Maraud from the best, and she doesn't intend to take this lying down.
She intends to change a single moment in time - and change the life of her godfather, herself, and the whole of Magical Britain. That the price for that change is all that she is, including her life? There's always a price.
Merlin showing up and telling her that the price of her actions isn't her death? Not part of her calculations. Changing the past is surprisingly easy. Living it might just be harder. Especially when the lives she changed to save the future collide with the one she now lives, thirty years in the past.
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Bookmarked by BranwenTheBuilder
18 Mar 2018
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Sometimes magical rituals don't work out exactly as planned. Fem!Harry is not anywhen she ever intended to be.
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Consequences by JackobolTrades, Kappa_Omega
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Jul 2018
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For years Midoriya had been told he was useless, explicitly by one Bakugou Katsuki, and implicitly by the rest of the world. His spirit had dampened but was not truly snuffed until he heard a certain sentence at a vulnerable moment. Those few words sent Midoriya tripping over a ledge into the gray area between hero and villain.
The world will never be the same as Midoriya experiences the consequences of his newfound power.
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Isaac is asleep in a chair. The angle of his neck makes Derek wince in sympathy.
"Isaac," Derek says.
Isaac snaps awake immediately.
"You're-"
"Where's Stiles?"
"Stiles?" Isaac asks.
Jesus. It's not like they know more than one.
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Bookmarked by Twowordsimpressed
24 Feb 2018
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"I don't know what to do with you,” Stiles says, “You're both, you know, the guy who tried to kill Lydia and the guy who put me on his Costco membership."
Derek breathes, tries not to think too hard about anything. “It was a spell,” he says, "It wasn't real."
"You think I don't know that?" Stiles says, "Fuck, I still have to finish high school."She says, "You know him. You know he'll wait forever."
"He's waiting for someone that doesn't exist."
Erica says, "No, dumbass, he's waiting for you."
Same thing.It almost doesn't matter if Derek thinks something's wrong too. He knows that once Stiles gets an idea in his head, he's going to run with it until he runs out of road. Derek can tell already that Stiles' mind is made up, so either Derek goes with him or Stiles goes it alone and Derek can't let that happen.
"You lectured me all the time about putting my shit away, but I was always the one who hung up your jacket so you'd find it in the morning. I bet you can never remember where you left it anymore." Stiles chucks the bottle into the bin and throws his hands up. Derek can see his leather jacket where he threw it over a chair last night. He'd spent 10 minutes looking for it yesterday before finding it in the backseat of the Camaro.
"Yeah, oh," Stiles says, mocking, but he's smiling. "You are such a fucking dumbass, but I have a wealth of compelling evidence that you and me could be really good together. Wanna give it a shot?"
Derek is getting really sick of looking for his keys, his jacket. He's getting really sick of not finding Stiles where he's supposed to be, either.
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Jim Kirk, a man of long drives and large personality, stumbles into a career in the PGA Tour. Fame, fortune and notoriety await him as Jim collects national media attention, groupies, a new best friend, the ire of the first lady of pro golf, and also, maybe, the love of his life.
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- Part 5 of Author's Favourites
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Big Me (But It's You I Fell Into)
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Summary:Jim Kirk, a man of long drives and large personality, stumbles into a career in the PGA Tour. Fame, fortune and notoriety await him as Jim collects national media attention, groupies, a new best friend, the ire of the first lady of pro golf, and also, maybe, the love of his life.
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Written for the following prompt: Erik dies, or finds a reversey-time mutant, or a magical time travelling device, and wakes up in the past. This time, though, it's before he ever met Charles - in fact, it's before his mother died.
He can save his mother that one time (thanks to his mastery over powers carrying back), but what does Erik do after that? Does he stick around, or escape and run to find Charles again (and hope everything doesn't go wrong)?
Sort of a bookend to my story "Undone," though they are totally independent stories.
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09 Apr 2017
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“I’ve heard from various customers, over the years. All of them say the same thing. They get what they want – but they pay a price that’s colder than cash. The price of getting what you want is losing what you have.”
Magneto makes a dismissive gesture. “I’ve very little to lose.”
Mobius tilts her head. “Maybe. But many of them said they lost what they loved most.”
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Jerakeen: "We’re gonna need a Matrix moment where Stiles kisses Derek and sparks up the alpha in him."
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04 Apr 2017
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Everything But This by Trelkez
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Hey, have you heard? You know, that Hasetsu has a ghost! She’s pretty famous with the locals. They say she was the wife of a high ranking ninja from the castle, murdered by her husband’s jealous lover. Now she wanders the town looking to punish all philandering men and playboys!
(Or: That one where Yuri!!! On Ice is actually a supernatural anime. Kind of.)
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"I'm never gonna let anyone do sex to me!"
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"I'm running out for milk, you said. I'll be back in ten minutes, you said. Don't get into trouble while I'm gone, Aisha, you said. YOU MADE CNN!"
(A Lung!Brian AU.)
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From this brilliant prompt over at the teenwolfkink LJ comm:
Stiles is a twenty year old virgin who really wants to get fucked. But he doesn't want it to be super awkward or strange with some person he picks up in a bar so he orders a call man or whatever you call a male call girl [gigolo? Hustlers are on the street?] and he asks them to come to a hotel. Cue Derek who is not a hooker! but accidentally knocks on the wrong door, and Stiles is all HOLY SHIT YES and kisses him, and Derek is like, well, it's the right door now, and they have sex.
Cue the next morning when Stiles is all, I didn't know hookers spend the night and Derek is like, what do you mean hookers. [Please leave Derek as a werewolf.]
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- Part 1 of carry me home
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John has, over the last twenty-four years of his existence, gotten used to being "The Token Straight Friend."
Wherein everyone is queer, John is in denial, and everyone except him knows - including his girlfriend
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Sherlock's latest experiment on John: Nature programmes. When John responds favourably to lions, Sherlock takes lions to heart.
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The one about the lions. Not the apes. Definitely not the apes. The *lions.*
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Inspired by this fanart: allantieeart.tumblr.com/post/79057995175/lately-i-really-thought-about-drawing-some-sterek
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At first, he thinks the small red-orange creature that’s sitting up in the center of the intricate circle he’s scratched into the dirt with a stick is a cat. He’s almost disappointed at the cliché (Really? A magic user having a cat as a familiar? Really?). But then the smoke dissipates enough that he can see the creature he’s summoned clearly.He sees the elongated snout, the bushy tail, and the piercing eyes and recognizes the spirit: A fox. The Nogitsune had been a fox spirit, one turned dark and twisted, but a fox nonetheless. And now his familiar, an extension of his soul, an integral part of him, a representation of who he is, shows up as the same creature that once possessed him to cause chaos and death.
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The one where Stiles thought Derek was a hooker who needed feeding, and Derek thought Stiles was interested in him.
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08 May 2014
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Stiles thinks Derek is a prostitute. He's not. Hilarity ensues.
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Nearly six full years of higher education without ever partying to the point of blackout, apparently destroyed by fucking tea.
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In which Derek doesn't remember getting into bed with this guy, and that's only the beginning of the surprises in store for him.
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- Part 1 of really should've known better