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Baby Hotline, please hold (me close to you) by crosspin
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
05 Jul 2020
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“And could you please verify your current relationship status? We need it for, um…” Zuko scrambled for an explanation and, unable to come up with anything halfway convincing, finished weakly, “tax purposes.”
“Oh, me? I’m single. Very single. Single as a Pringle. But not like a Pringle in a thing full of other Pringles. I’m like, the last lonely Pringle at the bottom of the can.”
Zuko is just a simple FBI agent trying to run a background check on Sokka, an engineer who's applied to work for the government, but Sokka's chaotic past is making the process...complicated. Still, Zuko doesn't mind too much as long as it means he can talk to the weirdly charming stranger at the other end of the line for as long as it takes for him to sort all those complications out.
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“Hey,” Sokka said.
“Hey,” Zuko said back.
“Can we kiss?”
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sokka and zuko break up with their girlfriends ft. the inherent homoeroticism of.......kissing your homie
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It all starts with a tiktok and a shitty meme, like most things do when it comes to Sokka.
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Mythic diseases such as that one should remain smothered in the pages of old tomes, not in Law's body as he pines for the man next door.
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A spooky forest! A haunted house! Two grown men can surely handle it, right?
Sokka and Zuko find themselves hopelessly lost in the woods. They find what they hope will be a safe place to rest and recover, but it turns out to be far more than they bargained for.
NSFW after chapter 2 :)
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Zuko doesn’t have time to deal with pressure for an arranged marriage, especially since he isn’t even sure he likes women that way. (A realisation that has absolutely nothing to do with Ambassador Sokka - shut up, Suki.) Katara and Aang have broken up again, and the Northern Water Tribe are pushing for a match between the North and South.
Which leads Zuko and Katara to develop a genius, foolproof, only slightly drunken plan: they can pretend to date for the length of Katara’s stay in the palace, giving them both a brief reprieve from political pressures on their love lives.
What could go wrong?
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It Would Feel So Good To Make You Mine by hi_its_ellis, lowbatteryhealth
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
28 May 2021
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Athena sighs. Kind of embarrassing, really: the Turnabout Terror and the city’s chief prosecutor, legal legends, unable to make even the most basic logical leap and figure out that they’re this deeply in love with each other.
She glances back over at Apollo, whose head is tipped back, staring at the smoggy sky. He’s never been one for getting involved in these sorts of things, but honestly, Athena is just about nearing her limit with Mr. Wright and Mr. Edgeworth.
This requires an intervention.
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tattoo the spaces between your fingers into mine by SmileHoney
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
01 Feb 2021
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Because suddenly, it all made sense- he was wearing a rainbow friendship bracelet, holding another guy’s hand, talking about the apartment they lived in together and the cat they shared, and the tattoo artist thought they were-
“So, are you guys close?” Suki’s voice was nonchalant, as if she was just asking about the weather and not if they were dating, but it still sounded like a death sentence to him.
Especially when Sokka- a genius with degrees in both astrophysics and aerospace engineering, as well as minors in math and chemistry- completely missed the unspoken question and responded easily, as if it was nothing, “Yeah, of course we are. That’s why I asked him to come.”
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Sokka learns that rib tattoos hurt, a lot. Luckily, Zuko is there to hold his hand. The only problem is that the tattoo artist thinks they're dating, when they very much aren't.
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- Part 1 of tattooed hearts and tangled fingers
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As it stood, Eddie knew exactly what sort of person he was. He was a shitty, neurotic, repressed as all hell pretentious asshat, and he made every single decision every single day of his life based off of that knowledge. Sure, deciding to get screwed was a weird - but perhaps inevitable - lapse, but he thought he’d chosen the person to screw him quite well. Some average sort of guy on a dating app; no connection, no prospect, no chance in hell of ever having to see him again aside from weird eye contact at an H-E-B seven months after they’d had mind-blowingly average sex.
But Richie fucked all that up about as thoroughly as he fucked Eddie himself. Which, as he thought about as much as he tried to avoid thinking about, was very thoroughly.
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I realize this is probably not what my therapist had in mind when she told me to keep a diary. I think this was supposed to be for recording my feelings.
But what am I supposed to do when my life is consumed by getting Zuko and Sokka together?
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or: suki chronicles the adventures of trying to get zuko and sokka together
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An Undertaking of the Sweetest Quality (Fuck Me, Bro) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
01 Mar 2021
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“Hey, you know what’s weird?” Bahorel asks, because Feuilly’s not looking at him, and it’s easier, this way. (Feuilly’s watching Enjolras stumble across the bar and plop down heavily at Grantaire’s side, watching him lean his head on Grantaire’s shoulder and watching Grantaire run his fingers through his hair. Bahorel’s mostly just watching Feuilly.)
“Nu?” Their ankles kick together; Bahorel takes the opportunity to hook his own around Feuilly’s, to keep him close. “What’s weird?”
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“Hey-” Good start- “You ever wonder why we never hooked up?” he asks.Shit.
AKA, how Bahorel and Feuilly finally get their shit together, while their friends are busy finally getting their shit together.
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- Part 3 of Something Telling
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Jet rolls onto his stomach and reaches an arm out towards Haru, blinking his eyes open slowly as he grasps at the sheets. He frowns, pushing himself up into a sitting position and rubbing the sleep from his eyes. “Are you okay? Do you need anything?”
or: haru has celiac's disease. jet chews on wheat as a stim. that's the fic.
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[Zuko’s phone vibrates underneath his pillow.
Still half asleep, Zuko bats at it blindly, instinctively trying to turn off an alarm...that won’t turn off. Groaning a little, he manages to open his eyes just enough to blink blearily at the screen, and it takes an embarrassingly long time to register that the reason he can’t turn his alarms off is because someone’s trying to call him.
Not just someone—Sokka is trying to call him.
It’s 3:23 in the morning.]
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Sokka gets into a car accident. He and Zuko both have some feelings about it.
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“My god,” Zuko whispers, awed and desperately attempting to figure out why anyone would ever do that, under any circumstances, ever. Maybe he’s being blackmailed? “He’s so stupid.”
Mai hums in agreement. Zuko turns to look at her, trying to gauge her reaction.
Zuko sees it: the moment she realizes. The corner of her mouth quirks upwards in what anyone else would think was a slight smirk but Zuko knew was her ridiculously amused face. “Hey,” she says, “isn’t that your soulmark?”
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soulmate prompt from palattes-and-prompts on tumblr: “Oh my god they’re so stupid.” “Hey their soulmark kind of looks like yours.” “Oh f***.”
(can be read as a stand alone)
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- Part 1 of Of First Meetings and Soulmates
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Zuko is haunted by the soundtrack of Shrek wherever he goes.
That's it, that's the fic.
He hates it so much.Happy 20th anniversary of Shrek what kind of person would i be if i didnt acknowledge this momentous occasion in my Shrek themed AU
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- Part 8 of All Star verse
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“Get up,” A voice that sounded suspiciously like Ema said,” I need another drinking buddy for Blackquill and I,”
Klavier pulled the phone away slightly, just enough for him to squint down at the ’Fraulein Detective❤️❤️❤️’ that flashed across the screen.
“Fraulein,” Klavier begins, rubbing a hand over his face,” Pardon my manners. But why the hell are you calling me on 9:55 pm on a Friday to go drinking,”
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Sokka is tired of being set up with potential wives, just because the elders are afraid his bisexual ass might actually marry a man. Zuko is tired of being in the closet and getting set up with men who definitely won't care about his pronouns.
The boys try to make this work for them.Based on the reddit thread about the guy who went looking for advice because he had fallen in love with his husband and didn't know what to do about it.
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what's better than this? just guys bein' dudes by flydunes
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
11 Jun 2021
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“oh goodness, i’m so sorry!” comes a yell, and the torchic squeaks and wiggles enough that sokka has to let it go. it bounces on the ground and scampers off to the direction of the shout. sokka looks and—
oh.
oh no.
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sokka meets the hottest pokemon trainer he's ever seen, and arceus almighty he wants to kiss that man. shenanigans ensue.
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[Podfic] what's better than this? just guys bein' dudes by schmok (SchmokSchmok)
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
11 Jun 2021
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“oh goodness, i’m so sorry!” comes a yell, and the torchic squeaks and wiggles enough that sokka has to let it go. it bounces on the ground and scampers off to the direction of the shout. sokka looks and—
oh.
oh no.
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sokka meets the hottest pokemon trainer he's ever seen, and arceus almighty he wants to kiss that man. shenanigans ensue.
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"We do the experiment.”
“I’m following,” Adrien says, to show that he’s following.
“We do the experiment,” Marinette repeats, “and if it works and we fall in love, then maybe I’ll believe love is real because I’ll be in love, and people who are in love always think love is real.”
“Naturally,” Adrien says.
“But if we don’t fall in love, then love is chemicals.”
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adrien and marinette perform a scientific experiment to discover if love is real. the experiment comprises of two participants: adrien agreste and marinette dupain-cheng, and both participants are, in fact, quite drunk
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don’t know what i'm sayin’ (but i know i’m not playin’) by Badatnamingthings522
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
24 Feb 2022
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"And, of course, there was that language that Shizun only spoke with Shang Qinghua. He didn’t even know what region it could be from, it sounded so different from anything he had ever heard before. Whenever he tried asking about it, Shizun froze up and changed the topic.
Luo Binghe didn’t understand. All he wanted was to know and support and love his husband, but Shizun was obviously scared to tell him about his life, and how could he reassure Shizun that he would love him regardless of his past if they never talked about it."
Shang Qinghua teaches Luo Binghe some English to surprise Shizun with :)
Moshang is in the second chapter!!
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on the art of unplanned serenading by sunwarmed
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
04 Feb 2022
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[or: kim dokja keeps accidentally asking yoo joonghyuk out on dates. he swears it's only because he likes annoying the hell out of him. probably.]“Then prove it,” says Yoo Joonghyuk, voice low, and Dokja is struck with a few realisations at once.
One — he isn’t a good cook at all. He relies on microwave meals for the vast majority of his diet.
Two — when it’s revealed that he’s not a good cook, he’ll almost certainly never hear the end of it.
Three — Yoo Joonghyuk has a really nice voice. Goddamnit.
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We Break to Grow by JustCharlieBruh
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
25 Jan 2018
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It starts when Shinichi catches himself staring at Kid, cursing himself to the deepest pits of Hell for getting a crush on the Phantom Thief.
It ends with Kaito gratefully thanking every deity he can think of that he's allowed the chance to wake up next to Shinichi for the rest of their lives, even after all the mistakes he's made.(In which Kaito is an oblivious idiot, being Kudo Shinichi is suffering, and all of Beika is on a manhunt for Kaitou Kid.)
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"See, the problem is Benrey is kind of… a flirt.
Not in a genuine, serious way, but more along the lines of ‘he’s asked Tommy to marry him three times this week.’ It wasn’t supposed to lead to anything, it’s just one of his sexy little character quirks."
Benrey finds himself in a romantic 'boy who cried wolf' fable - how do you tell someone you're in love with them when the joke goes too far?
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Sokka receives an offer of an arranged marriage from the Northern Water Tribe. On the one hand, accepting would strengthen ties between their tribes. On the other hand, Chief Arnook has suggested Hahn as a potential match, and Hahn sucks. But with the future of the Southern Water Tribe Reconstruction project relying heavily on the good will of the North, Sokka doesn’t know how to say no.
(Katara doesn’t have to deal with this. Katara is dating the Avatar.)
Zuko has a solution. Sokka just wishes he’d realized he was in love with the Fire Lord before he agreed to pretend to date him.
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Yeah, attending university via Zoom sucks. But it sucks a little bit less when Sokka gets to stare endlessly at the pretty boy with the cool swords and the cute cats without him ever even knowing.
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Sokka and Zuko "meet" in Zoom class. Flirtatious shenanigans ensue.
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"On this night, you shall share a kiss with a great love of your life!”
That lying, scummy Aunt Wu predicts a grand romance for Sokka. To disprove her "fortunetelling" once and for all, Sokka decides to spend the night with least romantic person he knows.
Zuko.
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“I accidentally signed off on an arranged marriage to Sokka,” Zuko says faintly. He sits up so fast he almost falls out of his chair. “I signed off on an arranged marriage to Sokka, and he agreed."
In which Zuko suffers in a variety of ways, including but not limited to: close and constant proximity to the object of his affections, assassination attempts, and irreparable injuries to his dignity.
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Sokka and Zuko are both weird guys. Fortunately, they're the same kind of weird as each other.
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06 Aug 2020
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illegally funny and cute
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Sokka loves Zuko with all his heart. He hasn’t said it, not yet, not to anyone but Katara, but he loves the Fire Lord and wants him desperately. Anything he can get, for as long as he can have it.
He’s still surprised that Zuko seems to return his feelings – that Zuko wants him back, that Zuko listens to him and gets that soft, sweet smile when Sokka kisses him – and Sokka wants that for as long as he can have it. He doesn’t dare admit his love despite how much he wants to. It lingers on his tongue when they fall asleep at night, and is the first thing to come to his lips when they wake in the morning.And then came the announcement that Zuko would be marrying a representative from the Southern Water Tribe to enhance the treaty between them and the Fire Nation.
And Sokka’s heart breaks.
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- Part 17 of Timbitat's Quarantine Bingo
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The first day of college - the literal first day - Sokka had sat down right next to Zuko in a classroom filled with at least ten other empty seats, leaned over and asked, completely seriously, “dude, are you a vampire?”
And Zuko had said “what the fuck” and now they were here, in Sokka’s shitty dorm, watching Twilight.
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sokka makes stupid jokes ft. the inherent homoeroticism of vampirism
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Zuko goes to school across the country to get away from his abusive father and naturally his roommate is the most obnoxious person he's ever met. It doesn't matter how hot he is, he's blasting All Star and is wearing CROCS.
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Zuko finds a place for All Star in his heart, right next to where he keeps Sokka
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- Part 1 of All Star verse
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Baby Hotline, please hold (me close to you) by crosspin
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
05 Jul 2020
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“And could you please verify your current relationship status? We need it for, um…” Zuko scrambled for an explanation and, unable to come up with anything halfway convincing, finished weakly, “tax purposes.”
“Oh, me? I’m single. Very single. Single as a Pringle. But not like a Pringle in a thing full of other Pringles. I’m like, the last lonely Pringle at the bottom of the can.”
Zuko is just a simple FBI agent trying to run a background check on Sokka, an engineer who's applied to work for the government, but Sokka's chaotic past is making the process...complicated. Still, Zuko doesn't mind too much as long as it means he can talk to the weirdly charming stranger at the other end of the line for as long as it takes for him to sort all those complications out.