bucky is screwed
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thievery by imposterhuman for tcnystcnks
11 Sep 2019
Bucky was going to die. He was going to die painfully, and his murder would go tragically unsolved, because no one in the universe could convict Natasha Romanov and Toni Stark if they were working together. His girls could take over the world through their combined intelligence, resourcefulness, and ability to kill things very efficiently if they wanted to.
He knew he shouldn’t have eaten Toni’s favorite ice cream, but how was he supposed to know that it was Natasha’s favorite, too? And that both of them would want ice cream at the same time, when he was unable to distract them from the missing carton with kisses?
Really, the universe was out to get Bucky. That wasn’t his fault at all.
As it stood, he was massively fucked, and not even in a fun way.