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Sequel to An Ideal Grace, in which Charles and Erik navigate the complexities of their new relationship while battling external forces that seem determined to keep them apart. Fortunately they have one thing on their side: Love.
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- Part 3 of The Sonnet Series
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De-Anon from the kink meme.
Arthur and Eames are porn stars. Eames has the tattoos and the bulk, so he handles the brutish top roles. Arthur is generally cast as the twink. They work together quite frequently, but both have a brusque and casual attitude towards sex. It's when Eames notes that another muscled top has been cast to pair up with Arthur in a scene, that he starts feeling some pangs of jealousy. Bonus points if Arthur can't seem to bring himself to get it up for the new actor he's been paired with.
Edit 25 April 2017 Apparently the internet ATE my FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET Thanks to Rev22x20 for letting me know. Images are at the bottom, and the links are no longer dead. Bless.
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As long as Stiles is around, Derek will follow him. For better or for worse.
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- Part 16 of The McCall-Hale Diaries
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Because Nothing Ever Ends by professor, SharpestScalpel
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
22 Nov 2012
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An epic round robin fill originally posted to the kinkmeme, wherein SharpestScalpel and I took turns writing the crackiest crack that ever cracked.
For this prompt:
Charles is a virgin. King Shaw uses him as bait to capture unicorns.
Prince Erik is in love with Charles, but they can't do it because, you know, unicorns. And because Charles doesn't want Shaw using Raven instead.
But eventually they do it anyway (good job, guys) and Charles gets thrown in prison and Erik gets cast out of the kingdom.
BUT TRUE LOVE PREVAILS, OBVIOUSLY, AND SOMEHOW THEY GET BACK TOGETHER AND OVERTHROW SHAW AND SAVE A BUNCH OF UNICORNS OR SOMETHING.
Posted here with original story breaks and comment box subject lines mostly intact. [Unspecified deity] help us all.
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Dave signs up for an RP forum as Kick-Ass. Chris signs up for an RP forums as Red Mist. They write together. Then things get tricky.
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After the Winter Cup Games, Kise keeps turning up at their basketball practices. Kagami finds it annoying at first, but then he starts thinking about Kise more than normal. It’s not a crush, is it?
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Marco had his own way of coping with stress and he prefers letting loose in a setting where he's entirely among strangers, but he meets a colleague and things might not be too bad when he relieves stress with Jean Kirschtein.
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the spaces between by nocturnes
Fandoms: EXO (Band), f(x), DBSK | Tohoshinki | TVfXQ | TVXQ, SHINee
27 Aug 2012
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Jongin is in denial, Chanyeol has been experimenting, and Amber and Joonmyun try to hold it all together.
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10 year old Riku and Sora go exploring on the island off shore. Sora eats a strange fruit. Riku thinks it might be poisonous.
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- Part 1 of Nana Verse
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He's had the ring for months now. It's actually unbelievable that he hasn't asked Louis yet, because the question pops into his head at least three times a day. Just last night, he'd arrived home to a sleepy Louis in bed, who'd mumbled, "fuck you you fucking wanker" after he'd made too much noise in the bathroom, and Harry's first thought had been, Marry me.
(Or, the one where Harry's going to propose to Louis. He really is.)
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- Part 1 of in the kind of world where we belong
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Sora stays home from school and Riku wants to know why.
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it's got to be tough, cynical stuff by imsosorry
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Radio 1 RPF
30 Apr 2014
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"Has Grimmy ever said that he wants to have a threesome?" Harry asks when Louis brings it up during rehearsals. He's already moaned about it to Zayn, who had laughed in his face, probably because there is no shortage of people willing to engage in a threesome with Zayn and Perrie. Harry's the obvious next choice. He knows Nick. He'd know, for instance, if there's someone in particular Nick has always fantasized about, and knowing Harry, he'd probably have their number.
(Or, the one where Louis tries to arrange a threesome for Nick's 30th birthday and fails terribly.)
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During a storm in September of 1987, Dean and Sam hear something hit their roof. When they brave the backyard to investigate, they find a fledgling angel.
A story about best friendship, spoiled plans, and love, in four parts.
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sticky hands and grip tape by searwrites (sears)
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
10 May 2014
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originally posted on tumblr.
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this was a prompt from superveryvery - erejean skater dudebros that dont get along and then do. i liked the prompt a lot and decided to do something a bit more substantial with it
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- Part 1 of dudebro au
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When Shun receives a surprising confession from an upperclassman he accidentally blurts out that he's dating Yuuta. Yuuta agrees to act as Shun's faux-boyfriend until the senpai lets up, but doesn't realise that the feelings he's been trying so hard to keep locked in may make this more difficult than originally planned.
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Hoya and Woohyun are bros.
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Sooner or Later: Winterhawk Drabbles by pariahsdream
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
24 May 2015
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Just a collection of Clint/Bucky drabbles I've done on tumblr originally. There's not enough of this pairing so why the hell not put'em up here too? Not beta'ed.
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He's fifteen and a big jerk when he kisses Hinata.
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Darren's meditations on a dumb drill one day during lacrosse practice.
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It’s a bright day in mid-June when Sophie squints at her uncle over her Knuckle Sandwich – butterscotch ice cream laced with homemade strawberry sauce smushed between a pair of peanut butter raisin cookies cut into hand shapes – and tells him, “Daddy says you need help for real.”
His six-year-old niece is calling him on his bullshit, and Stiles isn’t even mad because he’s still got a perfect visual on the guy that works in the Sweet Lips truck with Erica.
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Can We Talk for a Moment? by lululawrence for YesIsAWorld, FallingLikeThis, Rearviewdreamer
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
14 Mar 2018
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It was widely known that alphas were never as common as betas or omegas. It is believed the reasoning for that was safety for their packs. Each pack could only have one Alpha, and in order to keep order and make sure there was no mistaking who was in power, once the successor had been named, other alphas would be forced out of the pack.
The populations grew, as was to be expected with time and all manner of developments, and while the packs got larger and joined together, the number of alphas never increased.
Harry didn’t care for the reasons behind the phenomenon. In the end, it didn’t really matter. All he knew was he was the only alpha within about a thousand mile radius, and he was a complete and total disappointment.
Or the one where Harry is a shy, nerdy alpha, Louis is a loud omega punk, and there's more to both of them than their reputations.
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Harry Styles works at the Hillsyde Library with his friend Zayn and best mate Niall. It’s December, which means Christmas, which should be the happiest month of the year…
Except Niall just broke up with his boyfriend, Zayn needs to let up on the rules a little, and the library is getting their fire alarm system replaced, which means that for the next few weeks there are going to be firemen patrolling the library ‘looking for fires’ while the system is down.
Harry almost hits one of them with his car right off the bat - and of course he’s the hot one.
Happy Christmas, here’s to many more.
A 2017 Advent Fic
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“So, do you think I should… find someone to fool around with?” Harry asks, nervous again. “To see if I like it?”
Louis swallows hard but hopes he covers it pretty well with a casual shrug. “I mean, it would probably help to know that you actually want everything that goes along with being with a guy. If you can’t handle the machinery, it’s probably not for you, you know?”
Harry nods and appears to be steeling himself. Louis tenses, afraid that he knows what’s coming.
“Would you do it?”
“Do what?” Louis plays dumb.
Harry has to take another deep breath before he can say it.
“Will you help me figure out if I like it? Being with a boy?”
Or When Harry starts having confusing feelings for a male classmate, his sister's best friend, Louis, helps him figure himself out. Cue lots of kissing, sex, and falling in love.
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“And then other times,” Lance said. “I’m just, like, dying to know what a mouth would feel like around my dick.”
Keith choked on air and said, with absolutely no go-ahead from his brain, “I have a mouth.”
Half-laughing, Lance said, “Is that an offer?”
He pushed his wet hair out of his eyes. His throat was dry. “Is that an acceptance?”
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The summer after freshman year of college, Lance drags Keith back to their hometown to hang out. But the two of them rarely spend time together without Hunk and Pidge around, because things had a way of getting out of hand real quick. This summer is... no different. -
Crutch by AWickedMemory (ReadyPlayerZero) for anemonen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2015
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Harry has too much to do, and Draco, too little. The solution? Hire him, of course. Who knew Draco Malfoy would be such a perfect personal assistant?
(Or: In which Harry is messy and Draco saves lives by doing excellent admin. - Courtesy of Jen)
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When Éponine leaves in the morning, he’s already feeling much better. No really, he is. He makes a cup of coffee and even showers. The sun is shining brightly –even though it’s mostly late in the afternoon than morning but he has no one to apologize to, no reason to excuse himself for being a lazy ass and not finishing that painting for ages- and he’s humming a catchy tune that has been stuck in his head while he wipes his hair dry with a towel. He opens the door because he feels good enough to take the trash out, and everything’s alright, even the odor coming from the plastic bag, until he hears it.
It’s a cry, a wail, desperate and heartbreaking as if something tiny is trying to cause its lungs to explode and is on its way to success. Grantaire looks around, not willing to accept what he feels coming, before lowering his eyes on the floor.
In this moment, Grantaire swears, he's so fucking wasted.
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Enjolras leaves to work abroad for a year. When he returns, he finds out that there has been a new addition to their group. -
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“somewhere along the way, we will all realize that we only start chasing the things that we were once given a taste of.”
(or, in which Jungkook and Taehyung get married to qualify for more financial aid.)
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Together since they were teenagers, Harry and Louis are professors at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. They may also secretly be married.
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It all started when teenage Louis and Zayn intentionally lit a nature preserve on fire. Subsequently, 15 years later they're both running the platypus habitat at Sydney's Taronga Zoo. Their lives have developed a predictable rhythm- a stark contrast from the past they share.
That is, until Harry starts as an intern. With a lust for life and affluent parents, he does much more than drastically change the dynamic between Louis and Zayn.
The three of them become so close that platypus attacks, societal class, and envy can't tear them apart... at least that's what they think.
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The one in which Louis and Zayn are deadbeat 29 year olds running a zoo enclosure and Harry shakes it all up.
Warnings: Age difference (19/29/29 NO daddy kink). Smut. Language. Love triangle mess. One instance of a threesome. Mention of previous attempted suicide and rape.
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Burt Hummel marries Carole Hudson just before Kurt's seventh birthday and everything changes.
Bookmarked by your_resident_fujoshi
09 May 2016
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That was really sweet and very well written. I gotta say I love the concept. Chaos Theory/the Butterfly Effect is one of my favorites and I think this fic handles it well and in a believable manner.
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I know what you are (say it) bisexual by thankyouforexisting
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
02 Apr 2016
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Simon tells himself,
It’s not gay, it’s not gay, I’m totally not checking him out, he just had that stain on his right trouser leg….
Raphael is, apparently, a rich as fuck vampire, because the suit shop they go in is fancy as hell. They park in the basement, because, uh, sunlight, and even though dusk has fallen it’s better to be safe than sorry (sorry meaning dead). Raphael keeps smirking, which does nothing to help Simon’s inner mantra that consists of
I’m straight, I’m straight holy fuck is he licking his lip- I’m straight..
“This,” the vampire announces as they walk into the shop, smiling faintly, looking, almost for the first time since Simon’s met him, as if he’s relaxed, “is the greatest place in the world, Simon Lewis.”
He looks at him then, grinning, eyes dark, shining, looking more polished than ever but somehow oddly vulnerable, and Simon’s breath hitches, his insides turning to goo.
His mantra becomes
Let me not jump him, or, at least, not in public..
Bookmarked by Rathaway
09 May 2016
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Omg, I love absolutely everything about this. Simon is so Simon, and he hates being an overdramatic vampire, but he's also fully aware that he's an overdramatic vampire, and he loves it. Plus, Raphael is totally a cliche Dracula wannabe, and they're both absolutely adorable.
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5 Times Simon Thought Raphael Was Insulting Him In Spanish (+One Time Simon Realized He Wasn't by lizards
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
03 Apr 2016
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Raphael likes to lowkey compliment Simon, the only problem is that Simon highkey has no freaking clue what he's saying.
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Raphael feels as if he's known this headache his entire life. It's not exactly ideal.
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- Part 1 of Bane & Santiago International
Bookmarked by Vexley (Rathaway)
11 Apr 2016
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Your heart will lodge itself in your throat for a bit but, towards the end, you learn how to breathe again.
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Pornstars Derek and Stiles work for the same company. Derek only shoots with werewolves and Stiles only shoots with humans. That's not going to change after they meet. It's really not.
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Through The Good, And The Bad, And The Ugly by larrysoulmates
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
11 May 2014
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“The pregnancy will obviously change some aspects of our friendship. With our new responsibilities with having a baby and such, but I think we will still be best mates. We’ll just be best mates who have a baby together.”
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Harry gets Louis pregnant on a drunken night. It's a bumpy road ahead.
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Stiles buys Derek a set of cooking spoons. Derek retaliates with lunch.
The war begins.
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A (not so) loosely-based Princess Diaries AU, in which Harry finds out he's the heir to the throne of a country he's never even heard of.
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Pornstars Derek and Stiles work for the same company. Derek only shoots with werewolves and Stiles only shoots with humans. That's not going to change after they meet. It's really not.
(It might.)