ben parker being the most chaotic parental apparition for like ten minutes
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Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 May 2020
It’s as Johnny’s throwing together the blandest sandwich known to man that a group of teenagers walks in.
This in itself is not unusual. If one were to take a survey, they would find that Subway’s biggest consumers are stoned teens and lonely middle-aged white dudes in khaki shorts and bucket hats who make dad jokes that Johnny has no patience for, like, “I’ll take a Long Island iced tea.”
What the fuck is Johnny supposed to say to that?
These kids are all dressed up though and it’s because of the costumes that Johnny doesn’t recognise one of them for two whole seconds.
And then he does.
And he squeaks.
or: the gang summon a spirit
- Part 6 of stankyflower verse