14 Works in Zoolander References
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The Zoolander fanfiction you always wanted to read but never got the chance to.
(Me and my fellow idiot in crime co-wrote this when completely out of it)
(Pure crack)
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the sweat on your palms & your surveillance shadow by missgender, mothertongue
Fandoms: Naruto
24 May 2023
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“You’re late.” His new boss, Sai said. His pale and freakishly long arms were crossed and the tight smile on his face radiated malice like a smaller, angrier, scarier version of Patrick Batemen. Undercutting the illusion, though, was the fact that his fly was undone.
“Sorry, I got lost.”
Sai’s smile got bigger. “We’re literally the only food spot on campus.”
Kiba’s eyes darted nervously side to side trying to think of an answer. “Uh…fang over fang?”
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Kiba works at McDonalds. So does everyone else
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stay-in movie (dead end ruins everything) by findinggodwithajuicebox
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Cyberverse
17 May 2023
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They try to pick a movie to watch.
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ridiculously good looking by hotpotagto for dreamsdisjointed
Fandoms: ASTRO (Band), British Actor RPF, N.Flying (Band), Zoolander (Movies), ATEEZ (Band), NCT (Band)
26 Feb 2023
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robpat and cha runwoo
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The Yawning Grave by shakyfart
Fandoms: Beyoncé Knowles (Musician), Ed Sheeran (Musician), Music RPF
10 Jan 2023
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Satisfactory
title from the yawning grave by lord huron (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRjjw-pRg4Y)
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- Part 3 of Burning In The Trees
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,114
- Chapters:
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- Comments:
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(Heavily based on Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
Once again, Cheddar found himself being dragged along to his owner's job in the 99th Precinct. However, after an unexpected appearance from Jake Peralta in the office, Cheddar decides that this day was going to be one full of adventure.
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"Come, on, man, you're smokin' hot, the love of my life, you're sitting next to me with your hand on my thigh, blabbin' about slobbin' on knobs. I'm in seventh heaven. Forgive me if my feathers are a little ruffled."
"You have such a beautiful way with words."
Dean winks and blows a kiss. "You love it."
Cas rolls his eyes and groans. "I...really do. Tell me, Dean, will your poetry come into play during our intercourse?"
"You want me to talk dirty to you?" Dean asks, incredulous and giddy.
"The way you do it, you'd be talking silly to me. But yes, I think I'd enjoy that."
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Castiel and Dean speak about April and Castiel's sexual encounter. Years later, they speak about having sex with each other.
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As international superstar model Gob Bluth’s career comes towards an end, he finds himself in the center of a mass conspiracy involving the border wall, brain washing, and murder.
The Zoolander AU no one—yet everyone—asked for.
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In which,
Juliet spills her soul to a man who shuts her out.
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- Part 4 of Aromantic Shawn Spencer
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Stray Sparks II by LadyRhiyana
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
05 Dec 2021
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More Jaime-centric GoT and ASOIAF drabbles and one-shots. Will probably be mostly AU, and mostly Jaime/Brienne.
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Chapter 51: A Wedding on Tarth
“Father has no say in it,” Jaime hissed, leaning over to take the flask away from her. “Can’t you let Mother be happy, for once?” He capped it and put it in his pocket, ignoring Tyrion’s wounded look. “Look. Selwyn’s kids are happy for him.”
The three Lannister siblings looked over to the other side of the aisle, where Selwyn Tarth’s four children stood, clasping each other’s hands and smiling widely, their eyes shining with affection and sentimental tears.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” Tyrion mock-announced. “Our new step-siblings.”
“Gods.” Jaime took the flask back out and drained it in one go.
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- Part 2 of Stray Sparks
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Model Behaviour by Talonwillow (TalonWillow) for TheVulgarBookworm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Oct 2021
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Lucius Malfoy, the wizarding world's top male model, just wanted to check into the suite at his hotel, relax in the luxurious shower, and take care of a "large" matter at hand-or with his hand.
What happens when Lucius discovers there's a new top model in town, and it looks like he's getting replaced.
Will Lucius and the new model Sev be able to get along?
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[podfic] Dress For The Job You Want by boopboop, thatsmysecret for Kajmere
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types, The Incredibles (2004), Captain America (Movies)
22 Jun 2018
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As Nomad, Steve is in need of a new outfit.
Bucky, apparently, knows someone.
Steve is just not allowed to ask for a cape.
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Dress for the job you want by boopboop for sortofapenny, ViperSeven
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types, The Incredibles (2004)
15 Feb 2017
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As Nomad, Steve is in need of a new outfit.
Bucky, apparently, knows someone.
Steve is just not allowed to ask for a cape.
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'Write the fanfic about All from Zoolander 2 and John Watson.'
Benedict Cumberbatch is such a varied actor.