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    After spending the best summer of his life in Liyue, Childe is not ready to go back home and leave Zhongli behind. Luckily, before returning to Snezhnaya, he is offered one last chance to reconnect with Zhongli, who secretly boards the boat with him.

    Retracing his story from the first day he arrived in Liyue, the young Fatui will find himself involved in a secret plan devised by the Archon Rex Lapis and Barbatos, and he will have to decide, once and for all, which side to take.
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    -Tsaritsa's backstory
    -Venti, Xiao and Ganyu are Zhongli's best friends
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    -Set in Liyue and Snezhnaya

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    124
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    290
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    42
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    Zhongli seeks Venti’s counsel on how to seduce Childe. There is talk about wearing a "reverse bunny suit", which Zhongli isn't quite familiar with, but he isn’t the kind to ignore a friend’s advice.

    Childe's reaction is more intense than he expects.

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    1/1
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    7
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    76
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    7
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    1033
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    The Three Archons miss each other so they went on talk about their life in the past few years but Zhongli had a problem about his relationship with a certain Harbringer, so he asked for some help, and suggestions with his old friends. Venti and Ei are also curious about their relationship, so will they succesfully helping their old friend?
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    (probably update once in a week)

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    1/?
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    27
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    500
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    ¿Cómo no verlo?

    Ese hombre era hermoso, su carácter, su voz grave y calmada cuando se metía a hablar de cualquier tema.

    ¿Cómo no saber que caería ante esos ojos?
    Tan dorados y profundos como el Cor Lapis más puro.

    Entró a mi vida 
    Por la puerta grande 
    Me llenó los ojos 
    Y ni cómo negarme 

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    Español
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    3,593
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    1/1
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    8
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    41
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    While rushing down the streets of Liyue attempting to arrive at work on time, you bump into a familiar face, Zhongli a worker at the Wangsheng funeral parlor, an acquaintance of yours. Little did you know a simple accident would turn into a blossoming romance.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    1
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    109
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    Паймон и Путешественница берутся за очень странное, но очень хорошо оплачиваемое поручение.

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    Русский
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    22,853
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    7/?
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    30
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    62
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    3
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    529
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    'If you built yourself a myth
    You'd know just what to give
    What comes after this
    Momentary bliss
    The consequence
    Of what you do to me
    Help me to name it
    Help me to name it'

    The tail of a fallen dragon, the tale of he and the one who catches him.

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    1/1
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    3
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    22
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    1
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    272
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    Zhongli turned onto his side, coming face to face with the exposed rib cage of an unknown larger animal. He turns back and presses the pathetic sack he called a pillow against his face. He pretends he does not see.

    …How cruel of his sweet lover to leave him in a butcher house like this.

    15 years after the Osial debacle, Zhongli decides it’s finally time to visit his lover. Whether or not his “lover” accepts him again is another problem.

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    2,997
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    3
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    781
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    You did not want to get engaged to someone you just met especially not after just getting out from the house after three years.

    What you want is to go travel with Lumine and hoping that they'd help you out of this situation. They're what the people call "helpers", after all.

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    21,754
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1382
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    In the land of Liyue, earth dominates all elements. Such is the word of the Geo Archon, and yet, over time, the ocean's cutting torrents can force even the oldest mountains to yield.

    Or, Childe plans to departs from Liyue after the Osial incident. Zhongli insists he stays.

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    1/?
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    50
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    10
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    And suddenly, it wasn't about monster fighting anymore.

    Nor artifact farming.

    Nor doing daily commissions.

    Ever since you chose the dark route to find your twin sister, your traveler character saw only destruction and death.

    Of friends.

    Of allies.

    Of people you once looked up to through your journey.

    And your actions led to this.

    You caused this tragic madness.

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    English
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    80,063
    Chapters:
    27/35
    Comments:
    72
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    282
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    32
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    7463
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    "Sorry for the wait Aether."

    Aether and Xiao au but it's howls moving castle because I have watched it a total of 35 times this past month.

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    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    3224
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    just erotic fantasies i think the genshin adults have

    wip; ganyu, xiao, itto, thoma

    Language:
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    2,506
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    1081
    Bookmarks:
    56
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    43263
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    A thousand years ago, Zhongli stepped down as the Archon of Geo, starting a precedent in which the archmage leading the Geo Faction passes their mantle peacefully. Now, Ningguang, the new Geo Archon has summoned Zhongli from his hermitage as a consultant.

    But it's been a thousand years, and Zhongli is far out of his element. Summoning a demon of many skills, Tartaglia, should help him to know the world.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    92,861
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    272
    Kudos:
    699
    Bookmarks:
    146
    Hits:
    28919
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    Signs of Morax are popping up in Liyue for the first time in hundreds of years but weirdly enough, they only seem to appear when Childe is being distracted by Zhongli...

    Childe is very confused but determined, Zhongli forgets just how connected his emotions are to the earth, and the people of Liyue celebrate the earth shaking.

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    2,228
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    17
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    239
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    22
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    1646
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    Teyvat High , a wonderful high school for students to go to in order to learn new things , join clubs , attend events and enjoy our time there together . It was a truly gorgeous school filled to the brim with students from many different places .

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    9,591
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
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    27
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    702
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    "Hehe, you're an idiot." Barbatos hiccupped before downing another bottle.

    Seeing as he was about to add alcoholism to his list of problems, Zhongli was inclined to believe him.

    He chugs his eighth bottle of the night.

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    In which Zhongli has a series of problems and for some reason, they can be connected back to the Traveller.

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    1,809
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    61
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    9
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    508
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    Perhaps, you may think Zhongli was acting a bit childish. Being a warrior god, and not only this, but the strongest of the archons - you would assume he didn't feel much fear. But now, he was not Morax. He was Zhongli, and Zhongli was but a humble worker of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. Therefore, to Zhongli, this situation was rather nerve-wracking. Zhongli knew of the history but was not there to bear witness to it. Zhongli was not Morax, Zhongli was frightened - but Morax was not.

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    an attempt to surprise zhongli backfires, but works out in the end. fluff ensues.

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    1,275
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    884
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    Childe extraña a Zhongli. Se siente decepcionado, triste y traicionado, pero su corazón no puede dejar de latir por aquel dios que se rió en su cara.
    En realidad, Zhongli nunca le mintió. Ajax lo sabe, pero sus inseguridades lo hacen querer desahogarse.

    — Zhongli.... —

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    2,220
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    66
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    Mortals had always pleaded to deities for as long as Zhongli could remember.

    But now, Childe was starting to realize that even mortals could make a god beg from time to time.

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    Childe helping Zhongli learn what perpetual high blood pressure is in his new journey of being mortal.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,634
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    7691

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