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    Class 1-B of MSMC's Liyue branch has always had the goody two shoes reputation. Mainly because Zhongli and Xiao are the class representatives. So what happens when an exchange student from the Mondstadt branch decides to spice things up. The Dragon and Kitsune were always weak for pretty boys.

    An AU where every person was born with a second form known as a 'Creatural Form' Every form is infused with one of the seven elements. You'll learn more as the story progresses.

    {NEWS}

    There will also be a small side story on the relationship of Xingyun. I changed my mind, It's entirely cannon to this AU- You'll tell the chapters apart I promise XD

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    4/?
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    After spending the best summer of his life in Liyue, Childe is not ready to go back home and leave Zhongli behind. Luckily, before returning to Snezhnaya, he is offered one last chance to reconnect with Zhongli, who secretly boards the boat with him.

    Retracing his story from the first day he arrived in Liyue, the young Fatui will find himself involved in a secret plan devised by the Archon Rex Lapis and Barbatos, and he will have to decide, once and for all, which side to take.
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    -Tsaritsa's backstory
    -Venti, Xiao and Ganyu are Zhongli's best friends
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    -Set in Liyue, Monstadt and Snezhnaya

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    21/?
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    Zhongli likes Childe, but he is not very well-versed in the ways of modern courting. So he goes to Hu Tao and the other Liyuean youths for help and suggestions in wooing a certain Harbinger.

    Bless his soul.

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    Something of a discovery is made in Liyue when an earthquake strikes Huaguang Stone Forest, causing a cave to open up at the base of Mt. Aocang. Researchers discover a man sleeping inside the cave, experiments are conducted but with no results, no one is able to find a way to wake him up. The people of Liyue, neither the government nor the Millelith, know what to do with him and decide to work with the Fatui in an attempt to keep him secure until he wakes up.

    He is placed in a hospital for long-term maladies under the care of a particular nurse named Childe. Childe gives him the name Zhongli upon meeting him and slowly, as he grows accustomed to his presence, begins to fall for Zhongli and prays for him to wake up, but he never stops to think about what would happen if Zhongli indeed woke up.

    twt: @mariapurplehill for updates! Big thank you to my friend @mxc for beta reading for me!

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    Mortals had always pleaded to deities for as long as Zhongli could remember.

    But now, Childe was starting to realize that even mortals could make a god beg from time to time.

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    Venti has added 14 people to the conversation
    Venti has changed the conversation title to people that fuck kids or smt lol idk
    Venti: your english essay or ur life
    Diluc: my life
    Diluc: release me from this prison we call living
    Jean: do...you need to talk?
    Kaeya: don’t worry, he’s being edgy
    Venti: please guys im actually gonna fail

     

    Or: Its another Modern AU Chatfic, but everyone hates each other.
    (Usually updates on Sunday/Monday, or whenever I feel like it.)

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    And suddenly, it wasn't about monster fighting anymore.

    Nor artifact farming.

    Nor doing daily commissions.

    Ever since you chose the dark route to find your twin sister, your traveler character saw only destruction and death.

    Of friends.

    Of allies.

    Of people you once looked up to through your journey.

    And your actions led to this.

    You caused this tragic madness.

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    Zhongli stood up from the piano as their small orchestra was ready.

    He turned to Childe with a fiery glint in his eye and extended his hand out towards him.

    “So Childe. Impress me” He almost growled.

    Childe’s heart started to pound inside his chest. Something about the way Zhongli stood there commanding the room and the way he had grinned so sharply at Childe and the way he had said his name struck a chord within him.

    He could tell Zhongli was passionate about his art and that spurred Childe on to succeed.

    He realised in that moment he would do anything to impress Zhongli.

    He swallowed in anticipation and picked up the sticks.

    He prayed to the Archons that he wouldn’t mess this up.

     

     

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    Zhongli tilted his head ever so slightly, his eyebrows furrowing.

    “Could you elaborate..?” He said softly, offering a confused smile. Childe’s mouth went dry.

    In the time he was alive, had Zhongli really never witnessed someone grow romantic feelings for another?

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    zhongli and tartaglia are in love and get together after a snowball fight thats it thats the whole fic

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    emergency food: PAIMON
    IS NOT
    EMERGENCY FOOD

    Tone-deaf Bard: you talking a lot of shit for emergency food

    emergency food: SHUT UP YOU

    au where everyone has phones
    basically just random bullshit ensuing.

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    11/?
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    Zhongli's been known for being dense, despite living for thousands of years and having countless experiences. But how could he have ever put two and two together and realized his eating partner was none other than the Emperor of All Schneznaya; His Imperial Majesty The Lord Emperor and Autocrat of All Schneznaya?

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    title provided by my best friend T0T

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    At first, he’s not sure what he’s looking at, with many intricate shapes and colours lining shelving, walls, and floor. It’s only once he’s taken a few tentative steps inside and gets smacked in the face with a dangling mass of glistening green, that Aether takes them for what they are.

    “My dildo collection!” his boyfriend announces.

    “Your dildo collection.” Aether echoes weakly.

    Venti has an odd obsession with collecting the phallic. Everyone has to deal with him being a little shit.
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    just a dumb discord/gc au based on the weird convos with my friends and dumb shit I came up with. everyone radiates chaotic idiocy.

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    Childe's been preparing for this night for a long time.

    And today, he's finally ready.

    With a crisp tux, his shiniest watch, and a dazzling schedule that will be sure to sweep Zhongli off of his feet, Tartaglia hopes that his boyfriend will say the one word he's been dying to hear the most—

    —"yes!"

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    College fic where everyone is on crack and needs some holy Jesus

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    Childe's life has been nothing but hurt after hurt. When a spirit gives him a chance at a new life there isn't much reason not to.
    Cloud Retainer didn't expect the power she felt to come from a newborn cub. It's been so long since a new Adeptus has come into being.
    Zhongli doesn't know where his human friend has gone and the Fatui don't seem to have any idea either.
    Her youngest Harbinger is missing and if Rex Lapis had anything to do with it then the Tsaritsa is going to tear the country apart herself to find him.

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    Childe doesn't like Liyue. maybe. he thinks.

    but what's there to like? the loud docks at night with people screaming at the top of their lungs just to earn a sale? or the soft silk of black hair, the slice of black coat against dark night? is it illuminated lanterns in the highest of the moon, or the glow of yellow eyes behind a funeral parlor?

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    A texting fic that is directly copied and pasted from a conversation with my childe-Kinning friend. I Will update you every time we talk.

    T: Is me, the supposed Zhongli Kinnie.

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    You did not want to get engaged to someone you just met especially not after just getting out from the house after three years.

    What you want is to go travel with Lumine and hoping that they'd help you out of this situation. They're what the people call "helpers", after all.

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    52
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