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    Rex Lapis has an excellent memory. Of course, he has to in order to remember all the contracts he made. But one has slipped his mind; or rather, he purposely tried to forget about it. One drunken night he and Barbatos had made a contract that if by their decided date they weren't in a relationship, they'd just marry each other. If Rex Lapis had been sober, he would've never had made such a foolish contract, but as the God of Contracts, he can't very well break his own contract. He ultimately pushed it to the back of his mind, hoping it would work itself out. But now, the agreed upon date is quickly approaching and though he tries to get out of it, a certain funeral parlor consultant realizes he has feelings for a certain bard.

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    After his little brother is bundled back to Snezhnaya, Childe makes good on his promise to the traveller and takes the first boat out of Liyue Harbor. Any sense of homecoming lasts about as long as an uncooked steak in front of Xiangling, however, when his boat sinks, grounding him back in the mainland.

    It's just as well, because the next morning, a body is found in the Northland Bank.
    A visit from a fellow Harbinger reveals a far more insidious plot than anything Childe could concoct with a god of the vortex and twenty minutes without supervision. The murders aren’t limited to the one Bank. They’ve been trailing down the Liyue border, getting closer and closer to the city. The Tsaritsa has a new mission for him: to figure out who, or what is targeting Fatui forces.

    Against his best wishes, Childe is forced to see Zhongli again at the morgue. It becomes clear that he’s going to need a guide, and Childe resolves to quash his pride, and their differences to request his help to navigate Liyue and solve the case.

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    After everything, depsite everything, Childe stays.

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    Life at the monastery has been nothing but peaceful, in no small part due to the protective seal that keeps the village safe. When the shrine holding said seal is destroyed, panic sets in as the village is now in danger of any Archon war aftermath.

    The people are desperate for protection, and when Morax makes an appearance in your tiny village, the people are ready to make a deal no matter the cost.

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    After a very bad moment of Mom scolding me, I had to close my house's swimming pool because it was raining. Why the heck, what harm could rain do to a pool with water in it ? Whatever.

    And then I make the stupid mistake of running, and it costs my life.

    Yep. I got drowned. In my swimming pool.

    When I wake up again (wtf), it's at the moment the Traveler saves Paimon from "drowning". And he saves me from drowning instead.

    And I find myself having Paimon's apparence.

    ...

    Wait.

    What the fuck ?

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    Fate can truly be an odd concept, whether you like it or not, fate will always decide for you. Always.

    That's what Shinra has learned, and becoming a god-like entity didn't change it. he looked like an insect facing it. He could manipulate and command everything and anything except one thing.

    Fate.

    Or, just after completing his creation and losing his Banshōman powers, Shinra blacks out and suddenly wakes up in a whole new place unfamiliar to him.

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    Falling in love isn't easy, no. Especially for someone who's been through hell (literally) and back, Childe thought he'd never see the day when he would find himself pining (very badly) for a man who just so happened to be perfect for him.

    Zhongli's beautiful. He's the man of his dreams; perfect, powerful, handsome, smart- okay, judging by the unknowing rejections Childe's approaches have faced, maybe saying smart was an overkill.
    How a person can be so fucking dense and knowledgeable at the same time, Childe doesn't know.

    And thus beings the journey of a man trying to court the Most Beautiful Person He's Ever Seen, only to fail- and succeed in the weirdest of ways.

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    When Morax was invited to another social gathering by Guizhong and Cloud Retainer, he had assumed it would be another boisterous meeting full of cheer and osmanthus wine. The two scrolls awaiting him and his judgment said otherwise. Echoes of the Heart, the two adepti’s contest reimagined.

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    Zhongli is bored of his usual life, so he goes around and spices things up by making an entire family! A continuation of the Stupid Modern Teyvat Saga.

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    After an incident in Sumeru led to Ajax of Morepesok's adventuring team breaking up, the broken-hearted narwhal recovers in a harbor in the Nation of Stone and Contracts.

    But well, this is Ajax. Someone with ambition that bright will find his own path.

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    Zhongli coughed with polite democracy. “Liyue’s cuisines are surely still rich in taste without wine.”

    Venti feigned a spurned expression.“My mistake—however, the five plates of salad you ordered are bland enough for you to be drinking flavorless tea.” he quickly added, “No offense by the way.”

    Xiao is wondering why he keeps meeting Venti of all people—all the time.

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    a fallen royal guard returns to his kingdom after half a decade with intent to wrest it from the tyrranical king. He seeks peace and prosperity.

    but most of all he seeks to make the surviving princess his queen.

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    “Tell me who did that to you last night and I swear they will be purged.”

    Venti blinked slowly, like the cats that frequented the Wangshu Inn, and then his cheeks puffed up with giggles.

    “As much as I’d like to see you try, I don’t think anyone would enjoy that, so I’ll pass,” teased Venti, reaching out to poke Xiao’s cheek.

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    The main story is set after the 3.4 Lantern Rite.
    This is a one shot. There will be more of them in the main story eventually.
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    A fight with Lumine, then a lapse in his judgment with "the memory of dust" leads to Zhongli unintentionally revealing his identity to the bold Tianquan in a moment of weakness.

    What will Ningguang do?

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    “The chamber was locked down some time ago, once I realized you weren't human.”

    “What makes you think I'm Morax? I helped plan his funeral. That god is-”

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    He almost felt like Guizhong was here teasing him.

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    “I could bite that lovely finger...”

    He said with glowing eyes, like most adepti he HATED being challenged in any way.

    Ningguang's eyes widened and she smiled at him.

    "You wouldn't da-"

    He did dare...

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    [M/N] is just a hard-working man, having a child to feed and college debt to pay, even when he didn't finish college himself. He works night times at a small diner, and the rest he earns in his readings, [M/N] didn't charge a lot but most of the rich and snobby pays for his services. He didn't have much in life, but it was a simple life.
    Then Augustus brought home a box full of cats and a baby kitten.

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    After spending the best summer of his life in Liyue, Childe is not ready to go back home and leave Zhongli behind. Luckily, before returning to Snezhnaya, he is offered one last chance to reconnect with Zhongli, who secretly boards the boat with him.

    Retracing his story from the first day he arrived in Liyue, the young Fatui will find himself involved in a secret plan devised by the Archon Rex Lapis and Barbatos, and he will have to decide, once and for all, which side to take.
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    -Tsaritsa's backstory
    -Venti, Xiao and Ganyu are Zhongli's best friends
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    -Set in Liyue and Snezhnaya

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    The archon war is raging below him. His masters orders are still present in his mind, yet the situation will only have one outcome. Him below the feet of another cruel warlord. What could possibly change now that she's no more?

    Xiao's backstory in my own flair. Be mindful of the tags and please acknowledge that im not a reliable author. This is also my first AO3 fic, so please bear with a veteran wattpad creator

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    Childe disappears after the Osial incident. Zhongli hasn't seen him in six years. The former archon has been waiting for him to return but when a certain someone shows up in the harbor he realizes that he should've been doing something other than waiting.

     

    Zhongli is stupid and Childe is bad at telling people he needs help <3

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    When a late-night 'relaxation' session is intruded upon by a former archon, he becomes interested in this mortal pastime.

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    Diluc had succeeded in his dream of being an idol; he was now the leader and main vocalist of the idol group known as DCKZ, and he couldn’t be happier.

    Well, maybe he would be happier if two of his fellow members would stop fighting for his affections.

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