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    She's a member of GI Joe and he's an arms dealer for Cobra. But, family is family. A series of one shots. Originally posted on FFN.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,105
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Hits:
    15
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    Perhaps hacking a terrorist organization while drunk and egged on by friends was not her smartest choice. Now they won't leave her alone. Her parents will kill her if she actually survives all this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,863
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    151
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    849
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    Connie “Duke” Hauser knew that she was a lot of things.

    She was a proud daughter that came from an amazing family.
    A fine soldier who worked and trained hard.
    A beloved fiancee to an amazing Alpha who she loves to the moon and back.

    And an Omega who fought tooth and nail to get where she was today.

    In her mind everything was perfect.

    She had everything she could possible want.
    Nothing that bad could take that all away in a matter of moments.

    Right?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,416
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    122
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    Duke and the Baroness switch bodies when the transformed Cobra Commander sabotaged one of Dr. Mindbender's experimental weapons which forced the Baroness to switch sides to the Joe Team and she and Duke became romantically involved.

    Pairings: Duke/Baroness, Scarlett/Snake Eyes, Flint/Lady Jaye and Beachhead/Cover Girl.

    Based on comics, cartoons and movie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,156
    Chapters:
    5/47
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    112
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    Mostly, Storm Shadow's nightmares are simply new perspectives on old memories. A torturous sort of meditation.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    469
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    52
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    Now that all of his babies are safe, Cobra Comander gets the Baby shower that he was promised. (takes place after baby snakes)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    701
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    78
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    Cobra Commander accidentally saves millions of lives. Now he's a hero! Or at least, everyone thinks he is.

    It's all very silly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,972
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    140
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    One moment he was mouthing off to Starscream, severely injured and positive he was about to join the Well of Allsparks, and the next, he’s trapped in Crazy World with evil Autobots, good and noble Decepticons, and Soundwave playing ‘Why Can’t We Be Friends’ on a Kazoo. He doesn’t know how he got here or if he can get back, but he knows one thing: He’s going to hold to the Autobot's ideals, even if that means he has to help the Decepticons protect Earth. Cliffjumper hasn't just gone through the looking glass...he's shattered it. And this is the story of what happened next.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,743
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1493
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    Cobra Commander is Content on laying his eggs in the Boiler room of the Cobra Base, but when two joes think he's an experiment that escaped form Dr. Mindbender, will he be able to make it back to his mates?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,131
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    635
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    Cobra Commander has done well balancing his double life as the terrifying commander of Cobra and as Eric Raymond’s lackey Techrat. However, no double life can last forever and Cobra isn’t sure his relationship with Eric can last if the Businessman ever finds out who Techrat really is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,758
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    248
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    Left alone on Christmas and unable to cope with the lack of attention, Cobra Commander fabricates an emergency to bring his loyal lieutenants hurrying back to his side.

    Then he makes them play paintball with him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,868
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    189
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    Summary

    The time of whumptober is upon us!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,956
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    3037
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    Summary

    Soundwave gets a new son.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    346
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    350
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    Summary

    Destro knew Cobra Commander had a tendency for self-destructive idiocy. He just thought Zartan knew better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,654
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    240
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    The Commander thinks everything is fine. Zartan is pretending everything is fine. Destro and the Baroness are pretty sure everything is not fine. When Serpentor finds out about the scheming going on behind his back things are definitely not going to be fine. (Zartan pov)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,197
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    331
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    Summary

    It was his fault for not seeing it coming.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,264
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    164
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    Summary

    Cobra Commander has been having the worst luck all week. Won't someone come and save him?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    822
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    178
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    Summary

    These are just some headcannons I have for the Shattered Glass versions of the GI Joe villains.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    345
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    301
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    The incident with the swamp skier isn't supposed to be a big deal. Destro wonders why it is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    239
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    After his latest scheme goes extra wrong, Cobra Commander and his mercenary help Zartan find themselves stuck between possibly broken bones and some unplanned urges. Zartan POV.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,150
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    336

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