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    Arthur and Ford attend a fancy-dress party in Islington. Things do not go according to plan. Not that there was a plan in the first place.

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    The blonde figure facing away from her was achingly familiar, and the Doctor dared not hope that it was her, but then she turned around, and -

    “Oh!” Rose Tyler exclaimed. “Oh, thank God I’m not alone!”

    Those last words triggered something in The Doctor’s memory, four words that had had a greater impact on her than any other sentence in her nine hundred years of living, spoken by the Face of Boe so long ago.

    You are not alone.

    The notion that he had not just meant the Master was something that the Doctor had never dared to take into consideration. And yet now, stethoscope moving over Rose’s chest as she lay in the sickbay, she heard it. Rose’s heartbeat.

    One two three four. One two three four.

    What the hell was going on?

    (ft. characters from the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy, u don’t need to b familiar with them to read this tho)

    updates every week

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    What if, instead of being picked up by the Guardians of the Galaxy, Thor was picked up by a certain Improbability Drive-driven starship carrying some people he met at a flying party once, and they were enlisted to help him take down Thanos?

    In desperate situations, as the Guide says, don't give up hope. Actually, it goes on to say, you might as well give up hope, but the most important thing is to not panic.

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    Love is a vicious motivator. Greg probably deserves what's coming to him.

    “Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    Apparently Greg Lestrade’s breaking point is seeing Sherlock Holmes, the one most logical person he's ever encountered, hovering above Baker Street as if human flight were the most ordinary, everyday occurrence.

    “...any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.” ― Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    Arthur always hated it when his mother would tell him to try to see things through someone else's eyes. Somehow, he doesn't think this is what she meant.

    “Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.” ― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

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    Subterfuge, flight lessons, and first kisses. Oh my.

    “The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    Mycroft finally explains what the hell is going on.

    (I'm just going to be straightforward here. I chose the "major character death" tag because we finally get an explanation as to how both John and Arthur's minds are in one body. There's only so many ways that can happen. Also, there are some truths revealed about other catastrophic events.)

    “In moments of great stress, every life form that exists gives out a tiny subliminal signal.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    John and Arthur have a discussion.

    “If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

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    What would happen if the Doctor met the crew of the Heart of Gold? You've probably never wondered that question, but here you go anyway. Have some comedy with our favourite towel carrying idiots, sad robot friend, and two aliens who enjoy a drink.

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    Ford wants to take Arthur camping on a new planet but when Zaphod, Trillian, and Marvin tag along his plans for a romantic weekend may be ruined before it even begins.

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    Zaphod accidently destroys the Improbability Drive of the Heart of Gold, causing an episode of uncontrollable improbable glitches, one of which ends up with Arthur and Ford trapped close together in a confessional booth.

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    "If you were on a ship," Arthur said, to no one in particular, almost as if shouting advice out to the world, "with a cute alien, you'd fall in love too."

    A story about a human and his alien best friend, on a ship with said alien's two - headed cousin, a quite dazzling lady, and a manically depressed robot.
    And how friendship blooms so beautifully into love.

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    Zaphod wants food porn fantasies.
    Ford wants money quickly.
    Arthur wants an easy life.
    But what they really need is someone who can fix a stolen space ship.

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    The second arc of the epic crossover story Eram quod es, eris quod sum.

    Following the events of the Conspiracy Theories finale, two different doctors must each lead a crew of squabbling misfits on a quest to find the mysterious race of aliens called the Chula. They are the only race in the galaxy with the medical expertise to cure Gwen of her terminal illness, after all.

    In the meantime there is something much more sinister brewing, with possibly fatal implications for the entire universe.

    And, of course, since the TARDIS is involved, the intrepid explorers might not exactly get where they are trying to go. And the Doctor has that bad habit of accidentally collecting people....

    (Knowledge of all involved fandoms is not strictly necessary.)

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    Arthur Dent awakes with a splitting hangover and no memories of the previous night. Apparently, it was pretty eventful.

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    Zaphod's bored. Arthur's confused. Improbability abounds. Hijinks ensue.

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    3/?
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    В Путеводителе «Автостопом по Галактике» говорится кое-что по поводу случайных встреч. Встреча может быть случайной, а может, и нет.

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    Old, imported. Zaphod continues to be Zaphod, largely at Trillian's expense.

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    Takes place immediately following Mostly Harmless, completely ignores And Another Thing (To be honest, I haven't read it yet)

    Nobody dies actually, Random finally finds where she belongs, and Zaphod takes Arthur's advice for once.

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