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    “Where do you like best to feed your flocks?” said a man to an old cow-herd.
    “Here, sir, where the grass is neither too rich nor too poor, or else it is no use.”
    “Why not?” asked the man.
    “Do you hear that melancholy cry from the meadow there?” answered the shepherd, “that is the bittern; he was once a shepherd, and so was the hoopoe also. I will tell you the story. . . .”—The Bittern and the Hoopoe, The Brothers Grimm

    OR: “A meet-cute meets soap opera meets half-assed police procedural/buddy-cop movie,” in which Det. Garrus Vakarian’s upbeat, idiot partner falls head-over-heels in stupid-lust with a volatile, outspoken, annoyingly hot Yoga instructor. Garrus, meanwhile, plays it smart, and sticks to bonding with and obsessing over said idiot partner’s capable, clever, compellingly unpredictable—and also annoyingly hot—father.

    Because Garrus is smart.

    (Updated weekly, on Sundays.)

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    233
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    Somewhere to put the fluffy stuff. Using prompts from the 30 day OTP challenge, some reader prompts, some tropes, some stuff from the depths of my brain. Nothing too serious in here, just a place for some fun.

    Sorry for the fluff. It's sticky sweet in here.

    NSFW chapters are so noted at the beginning.

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    19/?
    Comments:
    323
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1214
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    Garrus helps Zaeed finally confront Vito.

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    1,089
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
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    1
    Hits:
    152
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    Garrus can't talk to Shepard anymore. Coming back from the dead has changed her in horrible ways.

    But there is someone he can talk to, down in the cargo bay.

    Mass Effect 2. Vaksani.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    16
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    31
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    1
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    174
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    Inspired by The I Never Night by ThreeWhiskeyLunch.

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    15
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    3
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    180
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    Garrus has written proof of Zaeed's feelings.

    Happy Valentine's Day, ya filthy animals.

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    2
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    3
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    334
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    Gift giving is tricky business, but Garrus and Zaeed seem to be pulling it together without giving things like toasters or explosives and detonators. But Santa (aka Shepard) has a surprise in his bag for both of them that could change their lives forever.

    Post Reaper War

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    Whether literal or metaphorical, Garrus highly enjoys peeling away Zaeed's layers.

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    Four months previously, Shepard had asked a favor of Garrus and Zaeed. Little did he realize when they agreed that he'd changed the lives of his two friends forever.

    For the good, he now hopes.

    Series
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    1,536
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    40
    Hits:
    528
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    “There is no real moral to this story. Or even a story, to be honest. There is a lot of fucking though. Perhaps that is enough”
    - Oglaf
    Tina Shepard is the lusty, haphazard captain of the commercial space cruise-liner, The Normandy.
    These are her exploits.

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    English
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    5,857
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
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    44
    Hits:
    2131
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    For the author who have made me ship the unshippable.

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    1
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    4
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    13
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    1
    Hits:
    461
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    Garrus has written proof of Zaeed's feelings.

    Happy Valentine's Day, ya filthy animals.

    Series
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    English
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    2,080
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    42
    Hits:
    646
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    1
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    153
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    FA LA LA LA LAAAAA, LA LA LA BOOZE! And Balls. And Tidings of Whiskey and Good Cheer! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    563
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    "I was beginning to think you were ambivalent about the quality of my ass."

    "Definitely not ambivalent."

    Post ME3-Several years after the Reaper War

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    A month after James Vega's N7 graduation party, Garrus and Zaeed have a movie night. Maybe it's a date.

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    12
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    207
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    Zaeed and Garrus embrace the idea of parenthood for the two orphans that have landed in their laps and officially file adoption papers. But when someone from Zaeed's past has his own ideas about revenge, it challenges their new family in ways none of them expected.

    Rated M for Zaeed's swearing, minor character death, child endangerment, and eventually a little bit (er...ok, it turned into more than a little bit) of interspecies smut.

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    English
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    44,759
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    254
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    797
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    James Vega's N7 graduation party holds a few surprises for a lonely Spectre. Zaeed Massani in blue jeans for starters.

    Post-Destroy Ending. One and a half years after the end of the Reaper War

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    English
    Words:
    4
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    316
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    Mshenko. Vaksani. Lots of whiskey. This is what happens when two universes collide. Awesomeness, in other words, in the form of universe convergence and alternates. Buckle up. Part 1 of Hangin' Out at Midnight on the Silversun Strip.

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    English
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    22,926
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1142
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    Crossing the line from Enforcer of Bedtimes to Parental Unit is a big step. And not necessarily within Zaeed's power to control. Sometimes it's best just to go with it and see what happens.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,649
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    58
    Hits:
    507

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