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    "Zaeed dropped his weary bones into the barstool of the port observation lounge and poured himself a large swallow of batarian red-eye. He’d never been any great fan of batarians, but he’d always been a firm believer that you shouldn’t judge a liquor by its people."

    A series of shorts focusing on FemShep/Zaeed Massani.

    Think this pairing is unshippable? So did I. But damned if Zaeed hasn't grown on me.

    WIP, but I think most every chapter will work as a stand alone.

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    15/26
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    Not believing in her once nearly cost him everything. He wouldn't make the same mistake twice.

    Shepard as Hackett's daughter
    Pre-ME1 thru Post-ME3

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    1
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    118
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    46
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    7
    Hits:
    1468
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    Shepard can't stand Zaeed Massani, the arrogant merc with an attitude who refuses to follow her orders.

    Zaeed thinks that Shepard is a stuck up with a stick up her ass.

    So, naturally, they are irresistibly attracted to each other.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    328
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    Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. They are made by the path they choose, not the powers they are graced with. Someone who steps up, when everyone else steps down... and everyone has an opinion on them, especially when they're as striking as a certain Commander Shepard.

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    12,285
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    40
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    8
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    684
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    Zaeed Massani and Jo Shepard; pancake batter, honey, and a frustrated breakfast.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
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    From a smut prompt on tumblr, "Against the Wall."

    Zaeed Massani and Hayley Shepard are reunited after a long span apart. Zaeed decides to greet her the best way he knows how- with mind-blowing sex.

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    1/1
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    It took Shepard a while to realize they weren’t as dissimilar as she’d initially thought. They carried their baggage differently but they had about the same amount. They both drank the same liquor, they loved the same kind of shot guns, and both rolled their eyes at the Cerberus bullshit.

    They both liked to be bitten more than they liked to be licked.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    57
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    6
    Hits:
    468
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    Short fic collection for Mass Effect (trilogy and Andromeda). Feel free to prompt me on tumblr for fills.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
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    7
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    121
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    It had been a single night. One night of whiskey and tequila. Of hot kisses and hungry touches as they explored each other’s bodies.
    But apparently that one night was going to have lasting consequences. (Shepard x Zaeed)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    15
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    60
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    4
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    423
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    The ME2 squad spends some downtime on Illium, courtesy of Liara T'Soni. While on their shore leave, Shepard discovers a surprising side to the gruff mercenary named Zaeed Massani.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    247
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    Gift for Katschy for MassEffectHolidayCheer! Hope you like it.

    Zaeed and Shepard are living the quiet life, taking jobs when they want to and trying to avoid the Council who seems to still want Shepard's help now and then. Zaeed is getting tired of them and decides to take Shepard out and give them a bit of a troll.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    116
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    When something ends wrong, it leaves weird frays like cutting a piece of fabric the wrong direction. The more you pull at the strings, the more damage you cause. And so you resign yourself to cutting the fabric again to salvage what’s left. Because if you don’t stop this wrong end, this fake end, this dopplerganger’s end, the damage will spread and spread and everything you worked so hard for will be unsalvageable.

    Even though the Omega-4 Relay mission was a success, it wasn’t the real ending of Katrina Shepard’s adventures as the Commander of a Cerberus colored ship. And she knows it. She can feel it. But unlike fabric, life isn’t kind enough to show her the damage so she can carefully snip it away and get back to normal. But lucky for her, she’s got people in her life that keep her from totally unraveling before it’s too late.

    Set right after Shepard defeats the Collector and the downtime they have between ME2 and ME3. Mainly Shepard’s POV but also Thane and Zaeed’s POV chapters.

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    Chapters:
    2/9
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
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    Thirsty Crew, another branch off from the usual fare! And just in time for N7 Day! I don't know whether anyone among our fine shipmates has played the Mass Effect, but if you have (and enjoy suffering over non-romanceable characters), this one's for you. This installment depicts a period of time between the second and third games, after the last mission in the second but before Shepard is...detained in the third. This also illustrates a slightly different approach to Zaeed's loyalty mission and the Paragon/Renegade options therein. (I miss Robin Sachs.)

    [x-posted to Tumblr]

    Enjoy!

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    7,481
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    221
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    Lucy & Zaeed's Halloween party is interrupted by a prank pulled by their sons.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    139
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    Zaeed and Shepard help each other.

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    1,509
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    255
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    It's not always about holding hands. In the end it turns out it's about a lot more than that. ME3 moments and variations. Sequel to “Entropy”. Jane Shepard/Zaeed Massani.

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    28,860
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Shepard bumps into Zaeed while on shore leave.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    10
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    194
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    “What’s this?” Shepard asked, staring at the brightly wrapped box on her table before her. Zaeed's package was clad in bright red wrapping paper that had snowflakes on it. She suspected he’d bought it at one of the odd shops on Omega during their last stop, the sort that bought old stock, like slightly-outdated holiday cards. This one seemed to be struggling, like most shops on Omega that didn’t sell liquor; Christmas, she was dimly aware, was several months ago. She’d missed it, of course, but had the rather unbeatable (and unbelievable) excuse of being dead at the time.

    “Isn’t it obvious?” Zaeed folded his arms and scoffed at her. “It’s a god-damn birthday present. Your birthday’s April 11th, ain’t it?”

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    1,847
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    319
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    Zaeed Massani, the galaxy's oldest human merc, is looking for a badass way to die. Cerberus' offer of a world-saving suicide mission sounds damn near perfect.

    He didn't plan to meet Commander Janet Shepard.

    Edit: HIATUS

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    English
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    3,587
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    267
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    To the galaxy, Shepard was a hero. To a mercenary, she was a Saving Angel.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    288

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