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Harry Potter and the Muggle Virus by ChudleyChursley
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Aug 2020
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PSA: This is a crackfic. It's a parody/satire of the books, the current state of the world and fanfiction in general. It's all a joke and was written to entertain myself and others in quarantine because I figured people could use a laugh right now. While it pains me to have to write this, because I believe it spoils some of the fun, I want people to know ahead of time so that they can just enjoy it if it's their cup of tea and feel okay with going along on this absurd ride.
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After enjoying a summer romance Harry is excited to go back to Hogwarts, especially now that his nemesis Cedric Diggory is FINALLY out of the way! But just when Harry thinks he's got it made, a letter from Professor McGonagall and a worldwide pandemic changes everything...
Disclaimer: Obviously JK Rowling owns the rights to Harry Potter, and I am definitely NOT her.
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Stripped to the Bone by Blueberries (awkwardlyhides) for freakedelic
Fandoms: DCU, Teen Titans (Animated Series)
03 Aug 2020
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-“Oh. And do try to be still, Robin. I have quite enough of your hands in my collection. Anymore and it’ll become kindling.”
When Slade first gave him the serum, Robin dared to think- that with it, maybe, just maybe, he’d have a chance at fighting back. He had hope, that things would change for the better.
The scalpel descends, ice cold steel meeting feverishly hot skin. Robin wishes it would melt and slide off his skin like water, but he does not hope.
Robin knows better than to hope now.
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I don't have a good summary for this one. VR horror games be scary yo
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- Part 22 of Learning to Cope
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I like the chance you take, I like the mess you make by emmyphant
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)
03 Aug 2020
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After dealing so much trouble in the Source, you return to the First, trying to find respite from your troubles.
The Exarch is more than happy to volunteer his services.
Merely to help you relax, of course. What else? -
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A series of short stories inspired by an old prompt list. Mostly stupidity and bonding, with the occasional serious fic.
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Basically all 9 of them live in an 8 room penthouse and they're all horny af.
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- Part 1 of The Penthouse smutilogy
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This series was inspired by Findingtallahasee's story, Our Own Kind of Family, where Snow escapes the curse and raises Emma and August. Only in mine, unfortunately, they weren't able to find Storybrooke until Emma and August are adults.
This is also a verse where Leopold and Cora were evil. Cora used his heart to cast the curse, but was livid when she arrived to find that Snow had escaped with Emma. Instead, she decides to punish David in her place. Regina and Snow are step-sisters in this and love each other.
The Curse lasts twenty years in this verse.
Warning, there is mentions of abuse and alluding to male rape. Cora traps David in an abusive marriage to Kathryn Nolan in Storybrooke. I'm not bashing Kathryn though. Keep in mind that Cora has cursed her to be this way. When Snow, Emma, and August arrive in Storybrooke, she is horrified to discover what her husband's fate has been. And even though she is much older than he is now, she sets out to get him back.
Can she do it? And more importantly, when the curse breaks, will it return the years lost to her?
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The coffee machine is broken.
Illya stares at the piece of paper stuck over the front of it, the smiley face drawn underneath the damming Out of Order as if it somehow helps. The little touch display on the top refuses to light up, no matter how many times he pokes it.
Illya stares longingly at the broken machine, and then does what he normally does when he finds a problem he can’t immediately fix.
There’s a freshly painted sign over the café opposite as they jimmy the back door open and slip outside, elegant cursive that’s only just readable. “Solo’s,” Gaby reads aloud. “Well, let’s see what they’ve got.”
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Crazy Ineffable Thing (Called Love) by TawnyOwl95
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Aug 2020
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“You’ve lost the children!”
“We’ve lost the children.”
“The children have been lost.”Pepper Galadriel Moonchild-Fell does not want to be sent to live with her distant, career driven mother. Adam Crowley does not want to be shipped off to military school by his slightly satanic grandmother.
They both think that their fathers should stop being idiots and fall in love already.
No one is going to listen to a pair of eleven year olds though. A plan is required.
A plan that will throw their fathers together on a high-stakes rescue mission where they will be forced into dangerous, intimate proximity. They must rise to occasions, overcome bullshit and, oh my god, there will only be one bed to do it in!
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I'll Make You Bleed by blueTshirts, thesketchytepe
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
02 Aug 2020
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After Zeke is arrested for murdering seven doctors at Trost Hospital, Eren invites the gang to his family's cabin to get their minds off the case. But soon enough blood is spilled and panic ensues. The desperate teens hatch up a plan to catch the killer outside, but everyone has different ideas on who exactly the killer is. How far are you willing to go to protect the ones you love?
Inspired but Until Dawn. Written by thesketchytepe and blueTshirts
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Just a few short drabbles on the couple SuFin from Hetalia
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Beacon Academy.
It's an important place in the worldwide protection of Remnant and has lasted for 80 long years. However, once Team RWBY and the Weapon Spirits come along, everything changes. And for them, not in a good way.
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- Part 2 of RWBY: Grimm Guardians
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The Seraphin Throne by imhungry_3769015
Fandoms: 終わりのセラフ | Owari no Seraph | Seraph of the End, Game of Thrones (TV)
02 Aug 2020
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Game of Thrones/OnS AU!
Tenri Hiiragi is dead.
Meaning the Seraphin Throne is unoccupied, setting off a whole chain of events to see who will end up on the Seraphin Throne.
In Shibuya, Mahiru, Kureto, and Shinya Hiiragi all deal with the death of their "beloved" father, and the new ruler to the Seraphin Throne.
In Nagoya, the Kingslayer/Warden of the North Guren Ichinose faces a threat from beyond the wall he watches over. But with the king dead, he's asked to come back to his original position as kingsguard leaving for Shibuya. He leaves the North and dealing with the threat in the care of his son Yuuichirou and some of the noble children he was given as "hostages."
In Ebina, and Sannomiya, the homeland of the former ruling dynasty, Seishirou Hiiragi has escaped from the capital and is building alliances to take back the throne he believes is his.
Little do they all know across the Blood Sea, the last heir of the Mad King's overthrown dynasty is being married off to the head of a tribe of horse worshipers. Mikaela Shindo has had it hard and just wants to go back to the West to reclaim his throne and his home, but his protector has other plans. Mika's also not exactly a "normal" omega.
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Akaashi Keiji lives alone with his alcoholic father, who also happens to abuse him whenever he gets the chance - sober or not. His mother abandoned him at a young age, having very minimal memories of her. The only thing he can remember about her is calling out to her when she had walked out of the house - never to return or be seen again since then. Akaashi lives through hell both at home and at school. Despite being the top student in the school, he gets bullied on a daily basis. To top it off, Akaashi is a total outcast and a complete loner - having no friends whatsoever. He doesn’t bother approaching anyone and no one bothers approaching him.
Akaashi works part-time as a waiter at a remote gay bar. He’s trying to save up a ton of money to be able to move out of the hellish place that he’s somehow supposed to call “home,” and then go to college and live a free life however he wants to. However, his life begins to change completely one night as he’s taking out the trash and he just so happens to run into one of the most popular guys in school. Someone who is the complete opposite of him in every way possible... Bokuto Koutarou
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- Part 1 of Love Me Series
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Kenma and Kuroo walk home together and Kenma gets his first kiss! (well not really)
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"I'm not going to hurt you." He sounded almost offended. "Can you tell me what day it is, Eden?"
"Thursday, September 19."
"You got the date right, but it's Friday."
"No it's not..."
"Eden, can you tell me what year it is?"
She frowned at him, her left brow furrowed. "Why don't you tell me what year it is?"
He smirked almost unwillingly. "Alright. The year is 1941."-----
Noah Eden Potter is the twin sister of Leif James Potter. She knew her life wasn't normal. Knew that being locked in the attic of an Ancestral Home for days on end with no food, and having it become her bedroom wasn't normal. Even dangerous. She couldn't do much to stop it though.
The first time that Eden realizes that she herself isn't normal, is when she sleeps. When she's finally away from home, and where she is safe and loved.
When she sleeps, she finally knows peace.
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- Part 1 of In My Dreams
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Yet another Negaduck x Darkwing Duck by KingFranPetty
Fandoms: Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991)
01 Aug 2020
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Negaduck plans to finally do away with Darkwing Duck but ends up screwing him instead.
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- Part 36 of Funky Launchpad x Jim x Drake threesome
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AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE FROM 'INSIDE THE (SIC)NESS' SERIES.
Corey Taylor had felt like he had never existed in Des Moines, Iowa. He had always been the reject in every romance, the joke of every party, and left out to wallow in his own sorrow. Never really having any emotional attachments towards another person, he simply drifted day-by-day working at the sex store...
...then when Sallie Knight entered his workplace one day, he develops feelings for her so vividly, it's almost terrifying...
...almost obsessively...
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Your Great-Uncle Henry Stein passed away a little over a year ago, leaving behind all of his belongings for you, including a mysterious key to a storage facility. Finding yourself at a complete mental loss after so much grieving, you decide to go to his old storage facility in hopes to fill the hole his death left you. When you enter, you find two envelopes, one of them containing a letter addressed to Henry which asked him to stop by his old studio. Eager to find out more about your deceased family member, you go to the studio, but what you encounter there is definitely not what you were expecting. Just who is Joey Drew, and how are the cartoons from your childhood alive!?