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    Rudyard still gets flustered sometimes thinking about that time Chapman was drunk and really happy to see him.

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    Georgie, being an angel, is great at guessing whether things are occult or ethereal.

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    “His username is Chapman?” Eric asked disbelievingly.
    Georgie grinned in anticipation
    “His password is ALSO Chapman?”
    “Still think he’s a national security threat?” she asked smugly.

    Or, the one where Chapman and Georgie are both MI5 agents sent undercover to surveil the weird shit of Piffling Vale. One of them is taking their orders more seriously.

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    Rudyard's been planning his revenge since Christmas, of course it doesn't go to plan. Nothing ever goes the way it should when Eric Chapman is involved.

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    A long time ago, a certain fellow had some business in a lovely clifftop monastery northeast of Kalambaka...

    Based on the premise that before Chapman came to Piffling, he was an Action Undertaker for MI6.

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    @homesick requested was Chapyard hate-makeouts, but I can’t write good smut unless I have context. So um, porn with minimal plot? (PG-13 for tongue).

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    Eric Chapman needed Rudyard to stop talking for a moment and focus on an important proposition.

    Finally, he found a solution that works, but- it's not pleasant for any of them.

    Will they find a common ground, eventually?

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    Rudyard Funn, of Piffling Vale has designed what he thinks to be a great new contraption that will change the way funerals work. His acquiring of materials to build the prototype? Shady.

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    Madeline used to be the only animal companion of the Funns in Piffling Vale. She isn’t anymore.

    Rudyard accidentally adopts a barn owl and things escalate from there. Chapman stews over the sudden lack of Funn sabotage in his life. Madeline would just like some peace and quiet.

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    An alternative take on "The Sweet, Sweet Taste of Death", in which Rudyard unwillingly wins the raffle, the twins get their chance to bond, and Chapman, of course, interferes.

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    Eric Chapman and Rudyard Funn have a conversation. Rudyard makes a rash decision and Eric spends all his free time with him. Eric makes a not-so-startling realisation and Rudyard struggles to believe people like him. How will they get their happily ever after?

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    Лучше бы он согласился на флейту

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    Редьярд Фанн лучше всех в Пиффлинг Вейл умел доводить людей до белого каления, Эрик Чапман — вести бизнес, а Джорджия Крузо — копать могилы. Ватануки всего лишь исполнял желания.

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    Rudyard Funn has lived in Piffling Vale for over 200 years and he's settled into a comfortable routine.

    One man's arrival throws his whole life into chaos.

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    There is a tree in the Piffling Cemetary. It saw many things, among them being Rudyard Funn grow up.

    Now, it might see him die.

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    Things go much more smoothly when they have Christmas at Chapman's.

    ~~A gift for bosetsu~~

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    Eric and Antigone explore each others'... coffins.

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    Chapman's father comes to visit.

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    There are worse ways to pay the bills.

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