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    '"Am I really the only one who’s noticed that every time we try to sabotage his plans, he just comes out of it better than ever?”

    “Nonsense. If we do it enough, he’s bound to suffer eventually,” replied Rudyard, who had presumably never heard Einstein’s definition of insanity.

    At this point, valued reader, it occurs to me that some context may do you good. You see, Rudyard and Georgie (and Antigone, begrudgingly) had been scheming for weeks for a new way to disgrace the Chapman name and win back some business, after Chapman had announced a truly inexcusable plan, an insult to all values held by Funn Funerals: he would be hosting a Village Tea Dance.'

    (or: fellas, is it gay to slow dance with your rival because he double dared you)

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    The year is 1845, and Rudyard Funn runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale

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    Rudyard & Georgie clash with Antigone & Marlene in a sandcastle building competition hosted by Chapman. However, tensions lay deeper on the sandy beaches of Piffling and Antigone must face her jealous demeanor.

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    Off the coast of Northern California there was an island called Piffling, and on this island was a village called Piffling Vale that was very nearly a town. In this village there is a family that was not quite like the others. The Reverend, Nigel Wavering, had decided that as part of his service to God (who may or may not exist), he would adopt the children whose parents had died tragically in a hearse accident. The children were Rudyard and Antigone Funn. Rudyard used to be enjoying his life. He isn’t anymore. Eric Chapman had moved to Piffling just before the beginning of the school year, and in just three short months it had become very clear that anything Rudyard could do, Eric could do better.

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    “Well that was horrible,” Rudyard said. The three employees of Funn Funerals stood inside of the shop as the Carmicheals brawled over Stanley’s grave again.

     

    “Yeah,” Georgie agreed. “That might’ve actually been worse than the first time.”

     

    “Might’ve actually been worse?” Antigone said incredulously. “That was much worse. And now we’re back here again!”

     

    The Funn Funerals staff gets stuck in a time loop that encapsulates the entire first season, which is also the worst month of their lives.

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    Antigone lives a mostly peaceful life on Piffling Vale.
    Although it does have its hiccups.
    And one of those hiccups is named Eric Chapman.
    Antigone’s pretty sure she’s managed to extricate herself from his orbit, but when Eric invites her to a charity event to avoid being ambushed by Piffling’s women, she, on a whim, goes with him.
    But when a misunderstanding causes the entire village to think she’s dating him, they both realize that perhaps something could be made of this.

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    watch as Jennifer changes her life by participating in shenanigans and... possibly becoming a part of the Funn Funerals family along the way?

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    Rudyard Funn went to his bed looking like himself. He doesn't, anymore.
    Rudyard and Eric swap bodies for a day and things happen. Freaky Friday AU, sort of. Just the body swap part.

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    Even after thirty-five years and a shared murder investigation with Horatia, Agatha would rather let sleeping dogs lie. Unfortunately, the new Village Archivist is more the type to trip over said sleeping dogs and then boot them off a cliff.

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    Prince Rudyard has been trapped in a tower with his sister since they were young. They used to be alone in the woods. They aren't anymore.

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    When another tragic death strikes the Piffling Traveling Circus, Marlene once again finds herself in Funn Funerals. Although only there for business, her reappearance in Antigone's life sets off everything she had been trying to repress since her overly dramatic confession at the theater.
    Moment by moment she finds herself drawn to the ringmistress and can no longer hide away in the shadows of her mortuary, no matter how dearly she once desired to do so.

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    Rudyard Funn and Eric Chapman run two funeral homes in the village of Piffling Vale. They used to both be alive. Rudyard isn't sure if that's true anymore.

    Rudyard becomes consumed with paranoia after a mundane day of petty rivalry goes awry. For everyone else, it's all pretty much business as usual.

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    Sometimes, special events don't need grand parties to celebrate them. Sometimes a few flowers and a bottle of sparkling grape juice are enough.

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    A graveyard, an inn, and a lighthouse guard the ocean from the shore. This is a story about the five people who take care of them.

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    Georgie Crusoe can count on one hand the number of people she'd ever addressed as "Sir". Most of these are individuals whom she respects and looks up to.
    And then there's Rudyard Funn.
    But how did her inept boss earn himself the honorary title? This is the tale of that incident!

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    When Rudyard refuses to help Chapman fill a grave before a storm, they both end up soaked and trapped by the tide. Spending the night in silence in a cave together seems fine but it's getting dark out and the camping light is starting to flicker.

    Or. Chapman and Rudyard get trapped in a cave together and the dark helps break some barriers between them.

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    Have you ever wondered whether Chapman and Funn Funerals ever reconciled after the events in the uranium mine? Well, fret no more because amends are made and a disastrous Christmas is turned around in "Silent night?" Not bloomin' likely!"

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    Antigone Funn runs a funeral home on the island of Piffling. It used to be the only one. It’s not anymore. Antigone finds herself spending quality time with her competitor.

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    After a visit to the circus, little Antigone Funn's entire vision of her future changed. Unfortunately, the shadows follow her everywhere.

    A fic depicting a snapshot of the Funn Twins' childhoods, with a bonus appearance from a very unhappy Mayor Desmond Desmond.

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    Eric Bloody Chapman would truly be the death of him, Rudyard was quickly coming to realise.

    It wasn’t enough that he was always so damn charming, with his smile and his face and his arms and his voice (and really, that’s just too many nice features to have, it’s obscene).

    No, he just had to give Rudyard his spare ticket to this damn conference on the mainland, and it probably wasn’t his fault that the only remaining hotel room was a double, but Rudyard was going to blame him for it anyway because now he was sleeping in a bed with Eric Bloody Chapman.

    --

    (and there was only one bed...)

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