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    In which Eric Chapman meets an old friend and lies, and Antigone Funn has to play a part.
    This will be fine.

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    1/?
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    Rudyard is naturally flattered when Calliope asks him to star in her short film for a school project. But things get heated when Chapman gets involved.


    ‘Eric.’ Georgie turned to their rival, articulating with care like she was talking to someone experiencing a stroke in real-time. ‘You want Rudyard to play the protagonist?’

     

     

    ‘Yes, of course.’ He nodded with his characteristic, unshakable confidence. 

    ‘Rudyard. As the handsome, well adjusted, relatable main character?’ Syllabized Antigone, dumbstruck. Suddenly, she remembered herself and turned to her brother. ‘No offence, Rudyard.’

    ‘None taken.’ Rudyard simply conceded with only the slightest hint of underlying sadness. 

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    1/1
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    19
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    When another tragic death strikes the Piffling Traveling Circus, Marlene once again finds herself in Funn Funerals. Although only there for business, her reappearance in Antigone's life sets off everything she had been trying to repress since her overly dramatic confession at the theater.
    Moment by moment she finds herself drawn to the ringmistress and can no longer hide away in the shadows of her mortuary, no matter how dearly she once desired to do so.

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    13,194
    Chapters:
    10/30
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    185
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    Jennifer Delacroix is content with her morning routine of buying a latte from the cute barista working at Funn Coffee. Maybe she doesn't really talk to her, but it's fine, Jennifer's terrible with social interaction anyway. She's perfectly happy with a smile, a brush of fingers across the counter, and an expertly-brewed latte.

    Then one day Jennifer changes everything by deciding to sit in with her coffee - and all of a sudden the residents of Piffling Vale are determined to let her know that Georgie Crusoe is great at going on dates.

    What could it mean?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    15
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    33
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    Am I the asshole for trying to get my neighbor kicked off the island?

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    3,467
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    182
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    Considering the amount of elderly folks and wacky accidents that called Piffling Vale home, Georgie wasn’t too far off when she had called it ‘heaven’s waiting room’. The End had an iron grip on the place. And so, Rudyard and Antigone Funn, avatars of the End, were happy enough to call it home.

    Call it *funeral* home, if you'll pardon the pun

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    2,032
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
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    17
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    1
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    61
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    Eric Chapman's first day in Piffling Vale was also the day he saw colours for the first time.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    39
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    169
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    Takes place during There Ought To Be Clowns, if Antigone had gotten the opportunity to tell Marlene how much the circus meant to her.
    By getting stuck in a coffin with an angry ringmistress.

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    1,121
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    13
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    38
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    He looks at you with those eyes, and you feel wrong, dirty, broken. But then the light turns back on, and you see the shadows were nothing but a trick of your mind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,638
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    179
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    Rudyard discovers a family secret and Funn Funerals acquires a new apprentice. But as Rudyard comes to terms with parenthood, he still must contend with the judgments of others in Piffling Vale - especially those of Eric Chapman.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,342
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    433
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    Rudyard Funn had never left the island of Piffling Vale. Not that he ever wanted to, but the way Chapman described the mainland was rather tempting, and - after a little coercion - Eric had convinced Rudyard to travel out with him as a date to this year's STIFFED conference (Rudyard had not been invited after last year’s disaster, but Chapman had a plus one). This story takes place on the train back to the ferry dock after that conference.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    276
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    Georgie spends time with Jennifer in her room, broadcasting alongside her and listening to music.

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    1,694
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    123
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    “When does our shift end?”

    “We’re closing the park today, Rudyard, so stop complaining.”

    Rudyard threw his head back in melodramatic agony, “What could possibly be worse than—”

    “Hello, Rudyard, Antigone.”

    “Kill me.” Rudyard muttered before dropping his head to face the blinding smile of Eric Chapman.

    Or, a wooden overcoats Disney World au that I probably put way too much thought into.

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    6,133
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    43
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    2
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    292
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    you were born from flames and misery,
    you have grown into ugly grief.

    a short poem about antigone funn

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    353
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    1/1
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    4
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    15
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    Eric Chapman was literally the Met's finest. Then, somehow, he ended up transferred to Piffling Vale: a small island full of suspicious “accidents,” creepy townspeople, and homicidal geese. Now all Eric has are a wilting peace lily, an idiotic partner, and a fraying sense of sanity.
    He will cause problems on purpose.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,372
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1017
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    A terrible storm comes to Piffling Vale and Chapman is forced to ride it out with the Funns and Georgie inside Funn Funerals

    Language:
    English
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    3,836
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    576
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    The Funns very explicitly have no cousins of interest. They have bills and Chapman asking stupid questions, that’s all!

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    3,301
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    78
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    Georgie runs out of weed and doesn't feel like going off-island to get some. She tries her luck at Chapman's, and they end up discussing how much the Funns (and Georgie) hate him.

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    English
    Words:
    1,588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    99
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    Eric Lukas loses a brother, steals a name, and backpedals out of the family business so quickly that he trips directly into a haunted funeral parlor.

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    Words:
    11,567
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    448
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    Off the coast of Northern California there was an island called Piffling, and on this island was a village called Piffling Vale that was very nearly a town. In this village there is a family that was not quite like the others. The Reverend, Nigel Wavering, had decided that as part of his service to God (who may or may not exist), he would adopt the children whose parents had died tragically in a hearse accident. The children were Rudyard and Antigone Funn. Rudyard used to be enjoying his life. He isn’t anymore. Eric Chapman had moved to Piffling just before the beginning of the school year, and in just three short months it had become very clear that anything Rudyard could do, Eric could do better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,540
    Chapters:
    1/15
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    27

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