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    Rudyard’s master plan doesn’t go according to plan.

    (or ‘Antigone and Rudyard swap clothes for a day and no one notices’)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    1
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    Lady Vivianne can give good advice. Or rather, prompt someone into coming up with good advice. Or, really, watch as someone thinks of something. In this case, Eric was thinking of Rudyard, and it turns out that Rudyard's been thinking similarly.

    Takes place a good few months before "(Funeral) Home."

    Language:
    English
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    1,455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    9
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    1
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    54
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    Antigone takes Marlene on a picnic date at the cemetery.

    Language:
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    1,449
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    10
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    31
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    "What's the matter Rudyard?" Georgie asked.
    "Please tell me that reading minds is not one of the things you're great at"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    682
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    87
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    Rudyard is not panicking. He just has no idea how he's supposed to deal with this!

    What is he supposed to do with a sleeping Chapman?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,191
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    117
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    "Fear you understand - " Rudyard shrugged "- makes us do things we normally wouldn't."
    "I thought you said you weren't scared?" Eric raised a stupidly perfect eyebrow and with it Rudyard’s pulse. Anger flooded through him and Rudyard welcomed the familiar sensation, taking great joy in glaring at Chapman.
    "Yes, well only an idiot would have believed me!" He snapped taking a step towards Eric with his head held high – which it had to be if he wanted to keep staring into the annoyingly tall man’s eyes.
    "I didn't believe you," Eric shrugged with a good-natured smile that infuriated Rudyard to no end.
    "Yes well ... I didn't believe me either!"

    Language:
    English
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    1,890
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    109
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    The floor of Funn Funerals is known to lull to sleep any who lay upon it. At least, some who lay upon it. At least, Eric Chapman and Rudyard Funn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    433
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    136
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    Antigone is supposed to love a man, right?

     

    I know what I wrote.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    562
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    41
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    “Wherever did you get a coffin large enough to fit a person, a projector, a popcorn and a soda comfortably?”

    “Chapman,” Herbert replied. “It’s his Top of the Line Deluxe Coffin.”

    Antigone watches a movie in a coffin. Eric slides into the coffin and Antigone.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    53
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    "Don't think we get those sorts of spiders on Piffling, Ms. D," the man- Eric, apparently, ooh, what a shifty name- assures her, leaning in close to inspect Rudyard like a bug under a microscope. Which, to be fair, is rather closer to the truth than Rudyard would like. "We're a fair way from Australia!"

    "You never know these days," she says sagely, leveling Rudyard with her trademarked suspicious squint. "All sorts of things stowing away aboard ferries and hot air balloons and whatnot. One never can tell what might tumble out of the cargo hold..."

    For once, Agatha, Rudyard muses, returning this strange man's gaze with an eight-eyed glower of his own. I couldn't agree more.

    In which Rudyard is cursed to be even more unpopular than he's accustomed to, and Chapman is a charming newcomer with a soft spot for creepy crawlies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,197
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    318
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    Marlene asks Antigone to join her circus for a little while, but that seems to fall apart when a moment of sensory confusion, Antigone almost says Chapman's name when she's with the ringleader.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,307
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    35
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    In the wake of their parents' deaths, Rudyard and Antigone find that they need different things to get through the loss. This leads them to make mistakes with each other. And then more mistakes.

    An examination of the start of the decline in Rudyard and Antigone's relationship, and an excuse for me to write angsty angst for a comedy podcast because I'm a contrarian.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,062
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    32
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    Rudyard has a knack for upsetting people. When one of those people manages to arm herself with his cutlery drawer he takes shelter in Chapman's shop and doesn't seem to want to leave. Chapman can't help but be curious as to what Rudyard's done this time and decides it's time for a few questions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,199
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    276
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    Rudyard is not a disney princess. But he does possess the powers of one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    391
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    181
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    It’s like 3AM and my sister locked me out of the house and I forgot my keys and I’m really drunk pls take pity on me and let me crash at your place for the night o’ neighbor of mine AU

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,534
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    216
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    Believe it or not, the amazing Eric Chapman can actually be afraid of something.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    200
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    Eric Is Not A Ladies Man (Claims Man That Has Never Had A Girlfriend)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,349
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    280
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    Marlene Magdalena, the ringmistress of the Piffling Traveling Circus returns to Piffling Vale to ask Antigone on a date. Antigone struggles with her feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,762
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    70
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    A terrible storm comes to Piffling Vale and Chapman is forced to ride it out with the Funns and Georgie inside Funn Funerals

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,738
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    175
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    “I am - sorry. That I kissed you. I shouldn’t have done it. It was a bad idea for both of us. It won’t happen again. So. Apologies.” When she looks back down, Chapman is looking at her in a strange, vulnerable sort of way that she does not care for at all, so she busies herself with the make-up bag to her right and wonders if nail polish would be overkill.

    Or,

    Antigone kisses Eric and immediately wants to die.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,767
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    70

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