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    Eric Is Not A Ladies Man (Claims Man That Has Never Had A Girlfriend)

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    8
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    Marlene Magdalena, the ringmistress of the Piffling Traveling Circus returns to Piffling Vale to ask Antigone on a date. Antigone struggles with her feelings.

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    5/5
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    6
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    5
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    A terrible storm comes to Piffling Vale and Chapman is forced to ride it out with the Funns and Georgie inside Funn Funerals

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    3/?
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    18
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    “I am - sorry. That I kissed you. I shouldn’t have done it. It was a bad idea for both of us. It won’t happen again. So. Apologies.” When she looks back down, Chapman is looking at her in a strange, vulnerable sort of way that she does not care for at all, so she busies herself with the make-up bag to her right and wonders if nail polish would be overkill.

    Or,

    Antigone kisses Eric and immediately wants to die.

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    A) At any given time, at least one part of Chapman's is open.
    B) In any given part of Chapman's, the proprietor is there to assist any clients.

    There is some impossibility here, but not an improbable amount--there is an hour and a half where these statements are false.

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    1/1
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    "Don't think we get those sorts of spiders on Piffling, Ms. D," the man- Eric, apparently, ooh, what a shifty name- assures her, leaning in close to inspect Rudyard like a bug under a microscope. Which, to be fair, is rather closer to the truth than Rudyard would like. "We're a fair way from Australia!"

    "You never know these days," she says sagely, leveling Rudyard with her trademarked suspicious squint. "All sorts of things stowing away aboard ferries and hot air balloons and whatnot. One never can tell what might tumble out of the cargo hold..."

    For once, Agatha, Rudyard muses, returning this strange man's gaze with an eight-eyed glower of his own. I couldn't agree more.

    In which Rudyard is cursed to be even more unpopular than he's accustomed to, and Chapman is a charming newcomer with a soft spot for creepy crawlies.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    22
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    1
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    But while he was happy- no, not happy, um, content, no... resigned to? Yes, let's go with that. While he was resigned to the business of Chapman voicing his thoughts willy-nilly, a line had to be drawn in the sand somewhere."Excuse me," said Rudyard, squinting. "What did you just call me?"

    Chapman blinked, seemingly befuddled by the perfectly sensible question. "...Tall?"

    And that line, Rudyard decided, was right before cruel jokes.

     

    In which Rudyard is taller than he thinks he is, and Eric is fantastic at rubbing his back and making him blush.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    244
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    Jennifer is nervous for her first date with Georgie

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    55
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    Antigone helps Eric prep a body. They're almost done, just the nails to paint now.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    65
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    “Always remember that time flies. It flies behind you. It flies towards you. It descends slowly upon you, extinguishing your life force. Really, look out for that sundial. It crushed Stanley Carmichael last week. Welcome to Piffling Vale.”

    Or, the one where Antigone and Rudyard co-run the Piffling Vale Radio, Chapman is a scientist with mysterious motives, and Georgie is the sole surviving radio intern who hunts librarians in her free time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    988
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    102
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    “His username is Chapman?” Eric asked disbelievingly.
    Georgie grinned in anticipation
    “His password is ALSO Chapman?”
    “Still think he’s a national security threat?” she asked smugly.

    Or, the one where Chapman and Georgie are both MI5 agents sent undercover to surveil the weird shit of Piffling Vale. One of them is taking their orders more seriously.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
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    103
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    397
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    An unexpected letter delivered to the Funn's doorstep forces them to reconsider some things about the funeral home across the square.

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    Every now and then, Antigone lets her mind wander while working.

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    Set after the end of season three.

    Eric and Rudyard get along just fine, even with the frequent outbursts on the latter's part. Neither of them, however, know how to repair their newly formed friendship and the fact that everyone seems to think they are more than friends does not help.

    (or formerly: five times others misunderstood Rudyard and one time Rudyard misunderstood others)

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    3/3
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    40
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    The funeral home has been in the Funn family for generations. It wouldn't do to pollute the family line by marrying outside of it, so the Funns make do. And it's time for Antigone and Rudyard to be inducted into the family tradition.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
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    Eric has just set up an afternoon of speed dating. As the only Funn left at the fête, Eric decides to invite Antigone to join them.

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    1/1
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    old habits die hard, and some words leave wounds that last longer than others; both are facts that Rudyard Funn knows only too well, and is about to be reminded of, yet again.

    (alternatively; Rudyard has (another) nightmare, and Eric is there to listen and comfort. what it says on the tin)

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    1/1
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    11
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    44
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    310
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    Post-season 3 - After her date with Jennifer, Georgie and Eric have a conversation

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    10
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    1
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    Just what it says in the title. (Season three was such a blessing for my angsty shippy heart)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    47
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    373
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    I thought about writing this and wrote the intro and then promptly abandoned it. So uh, if you wanna read it and maybe gain inspiration from it feel free. I just thought since this fandom is so lacking I'd contribute what I could.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    129

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