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    “The fig tree is cursed. A mage fell in love with a Lord, who in turn married a human woman for love. The mage wasn’t invited to the wedding; she sent this tree as a wedding gift and the couple ate it’s fruit and fell into a trance.”

    "And then?"

    “Then they orgasmed until they died," The woman answered cheerfully.

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    Julian just wants to play music and not being driven out of towns with torches and pitchforks.
    So he procures what he believes to be a simple glamor from a mage.
    With his newfound appearance and confidence, he starts his adventure as Jaskier the bard.

    And then he meets the famous Butcher of Blaviken in a tavern in Posada.

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    The School of the Raven had one task, to prevent the end of the world. The witcher school now stands empty but for the dead, and five young witchers must survive long enough to hold the line against an eclipse, the spilling of elvin blood, the next conjunction of the spheres, and finding the next contract in a world that never seemed to want witchers in the first place. Tissaia's just trying to stay calm, Triss is only here for the plants, Zola punched a hole in a werewolf, and Jaskier and Filavandrel are dealing with a bond they don't fully understand.

    The indulgent Reverse Witcher AU that no one asked for and I can't stop thinking about. If we're going to go AU, let's go AU!

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    4/?
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    A bard and a dragon witcher walk into a bar. A fight ensues. Geralt just wants a calm evening for once.

    (Feat. feral!Jaskier and Dragon!Geralt)

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    Jaskier worries about Geralts hunt when he is told to stay back for his safety. But what will happen when the danger turns out to be something else entirely? Something that happens where Jaskier is supposed to be staying safe?

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    Everything has a beginning, how it comes to be varies upon the circumstance and whether it has an end or not depends upon the person.

    Or, Geralt and Jaskier don’t make it back to the Inn at Posada before nightfall, and it’s all downhill… or uphill… or flat ground, from there.

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    A vision of beauty didn’t even begin to describe the sight before the witcher, soft golden light seemed to make Jaskier’s skin glow, the flowers making his eyes almost glow, the sight made his instincts purr as he was filled with the very strong urge to kiss the man, Geralt tried to stuff his feelings back where they belonged, locked deep down inside of him.

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    Jaskier had quickly abandoned the Path once he was out in the world. He’d chosen a name, and pursued what he truly wanted in life - and it was music, not fighting monsters, because of course it was - and he’d only deigned to act as a witcher until he gathered the not insignificant amount of coin needed to buy himself not only a glamour but the discretion of its creator, which had cost almost as much as the damn thing itself.

    If anyone who’d ever known him could see him now, he doubted they’d be too surprised.

     

    Jaskier is a witcher by nature, a bard by choice, and a general nuisance by sheer force of personality.

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    Wer hätte gedacht, dass Geralt so viel reden konnte, wenn er denkt, dass ihn niemand hört.

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    After a nearly fatal incident, folk musician Julian "Jaskier" Pankratz hires former SIS assassin Geralt Rivers to be his personal bodyguard.

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    ~♦~
    "You'll see", Geralt said with a cryptic grin.

    Being alive means making mistakes.
    The conclusion from that is that a long life means to make many mistakes.
    For Regis, this simple truth had been a certainty for centuries now and with the suddenly stirred up memories of his past, there was only one thing left for him to do: to shake his head sadly while his friend spoke.

    "You'll see", the Witcher repeated unflinchingly. "Everything is going to be fine in the end!"
    ~♦~

    Summary: Geralt enjoys his retirement in Corvo Bianco. His life is pleasant, but he misses his old friend Regis. Until events suddenly change. A new Witcher appears in Toussaint and together they set off to face a new threat.
    When Regis unexpectedly joins them shortly afterwards and they make the acquaintance of a female Witcher, the matter becomes complicated. Geralt not only has to deal with an enigmatic enemy, but also with his own feelings. And to make things worse, he is concerned about Regis. As it turns out, his decapitation was by no means the most memorable event during his time in Dillingen.
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    Since his early days at Kaer Morhen, Geralt was told to ignore his emotions. They would do him no good, rather, they would bring him nothing but misery. If he took attachments, if he cared about people he met along the way, it would just put them in harm's way. They would die one day while he would live or he would get them killed. Witchers, Alphas bastardized and stripped of all that made them protectors and providers while still children, were not meant to be loved, nor to love. Such was their lot in life. A Witcher could only depend on himself or his brothers. Most of his brothers were slaughtered by an angry mob. Geralt wanders the continent alone. He understands well the first lesson Vesemir taught him. He was not made to love, and to love another would be unkind.

    Jaskier doesn't care about all that nonsense.

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    Somehow, at some point in the past 24 years, trouble has taken a liking to Jaskier.

    Jaskier is just trying to survive, pay his rent, maybe make it big in the music world if he can. At the moment though, things couldn't possibly get worse.

    Surprisingly, they do.

    Cue a golden-eyed man who seems to know him (like, really know him), a beautiful woman who insists she's a mage, and terrifying, potentially prophetic visions showing him monsters and creatures the likes of which he's never seen before. All of which seem to insist he used to be Jaskier, a warrior bard hero, and that his destiny awaits.

    Well, at least he's got something to write songs about now.

    (Title from the song "A new brain" by I fight dragons, which inspired the story)

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    6/?
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    Sword half-buried inside the neck of an archgriffin, caked in gore and feathers, Geralt realizes he needs to go home.

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    1880, ass-end of nowhere, West Texas—Geralt finds a man in the dirt, and the prettiest goddamn wrench he’s ever seen (or heard) throws itself into his whole mess all at once.

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    Собрание рассказов о том, как Цири воспитывали в Каэр Морхене её отце-балбес и два дяди-балбеса.

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    Geralt gets kidnapped and is further experimented on, pushing his Witcher mutations to their limits. Jaskier, a subservient to those who captured The White Wolf, gets troubled by his growing curiosity over the strange imprisoner.

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    Julian Alfred Pankratz died at the young age of just 16, succumbing to a severe fever. But Melitele is gracious and rewards his pure soul with a second chance.

    He is to bring joy to the people in these dark times and inspire hope in their hearts. Trained in his newfound powers and sent down in a proper transport, he is now traveling under the name of "Jaskier", the bard he had always wanted to be.

    He's set on going the extra mile on his mission, setting his sights on the most miserable soul around to help.

    "Love the way you sit in the corner and brood."

    Who said Witchers don't deserve guardian angels?

    (Feat. Angel!Jaskier and our beloved Witcher Geralt)

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    3/?
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    Geralt's lack of confronting his feelings begin to disrupt his sleep. Separating from Jaskier would solve his problems. And yet...

    And yet.

    Prompts: Drunk Confessions & Dirty Talk.

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