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    There's been an explosion of egos across the world from several youtubers. Sean has tasked Marvin to track down his egos and bring them home. But Marvin isn't the only one with powers, and some egos are very dangerous. He'll need every trick he knows if he wants to bring his brothers home safely.

    Meanwhile, a clock is ticking down to zero and a vengeful ego has separated two cosmic entities to bring about the end of the world.

    (tags will be added as needed)

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    11/?
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    Anti is not what people would consider uncle material, and Anti would agree. The universe, however, has other plans.

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    Do I know why I'm doing this? Nope. Do I want to? Yes, absolutely-
    Don't worry about the tags, there will be more overtime-
    It's for my friends from a certain server on Discord. If you're reading this, I hope y'all are happy!!

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    After Abe realizes he's been chasing Wilford uselessly in a world that doesn't make sense, they both sit outside the disco and talk things out. Abe wants to understand what's happening, but he isn't sure if that's possible.

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    To many, a broken mirror is a bad omen. It symbolizes bad luck. Seven years of torment, or so they say. Little do they know, that a broken mirror could also be someone's saving grace. Those broken shards of glass could be the only thing keeping a soul from eternal damnation.

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    6/?
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    Antisepticeye, Darkiplier, Dean, and Sam travel the country and try to stop the apocalypse. Set in season 4 and on.

    Or-

    Mark was wandering around his house, Chica close behind as he looked around. He had a weird feeling, a tingle up his spine. Like when it’s about to rain or when someones staring at you. Most people are nigh always wrong when they feel like they where being stared at, but Mark just couldn’t brush the feeling off. Even after night passes over the whole house he still felt that off-putting paranoia. And as time moved on, as the sky started to get lighter, he started to become more and more nervous.

    He heard sirens, the tell tail cause of destruction, rushing to his house and skidding to a stop. He sat still, held his breath, and waited. He gave Chica a pet when she woofed beside him, feeling his anxiety. When there was no knock on his door after a while he slowly stood from the chair and looked out the window.

    His neighbor had been murdered.

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    30/?
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    Just a bunch of short stories about the egos as dads/kids that started from my tumblr!!

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    10/?
    Comments:
    4
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    77
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    5
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    You heard of Goretober. You heard of Kinktober. And you heard of Whumptober. But what if I told you one person set out to combine all three lists for 2020 and made some drabbles? Me. I'm one person. I did it.

    These vary in characters and prompts and tags. Obviously some of these aren't going to be everyone's cup of tea. But I will say I got back in touch with my love for horror when writing some of them, and I was successful in writing each day's prompt and it was a blast. It's a good writing exercise!

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    DA finds out that some people are blackmailing Damien and threatening to expose his homosexuality to everyone if he doesn't give them $100,000, so DA decides to get involved.

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    Dark found them, he's brought them together under one roof, he's offered them all the same protection from some unknown threat. But they're all strange, unique people and other troubles are not far behind.
    How long can Dark really keep them safe?

    Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Matpat, and Natewantstobattle egos, but Not As You Know Them

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    170/?
    Comments:
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    In which Damien & Will decide to take a little detour.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    Takes place right after CHASE, Chase needs a place to stay for awhile and calls Bing up.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
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    1
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    After living together for so many years, the iplier egos have more or less learned how to get along. Sure it can still get chaotic at times, but that's to be expected when the majority of them are unhinged or murderers, or more likely both.
    However when Mark decides to start a new collaborative project, more egos suddenly arrive, disrupting their semi-peaceful lives. Friends are made, plans are executed, and general chaos is rained down upon an unsuspecting world. But hey, at least nobody has died, yet.

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    just some random bs to get me back into the swing of writing

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    1,491
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    12
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Actor has made a mistake, one he intends to rectify.

    Dark just wants to be left alone to figure out his own feelings for his oldest friend.

    Wilford just wants the fighting to end, and for Dark to be happy.

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    4/?
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Sometimes you're not a good person. Sometimes you've been through so much you can only care about one person and it ends up being yourself. Sometimes you can't save everyone. But sometimes you can save a few.

    Blank shows up at the manor soaking wet in the middle of the night. Celine is traumatized by something from long ago. Damien is anxious and wants to protect everyone while not knowing how. And all the while there is an unseen actor, waiting in the wings to take away everything they've worked so hard for.

    mind the fuck out of the tags this is a rough one

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    24. Marvin fucks up another spell. This time, it turns Dark into a child. Everyone expected him to be a little brat, with a superiority complex, and bossing them about.
    what they didn’t expect, however, was for a shy little boy with a birth defect to take the place of their boss.
    Little Damien.
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    this is fun, mhmMM-

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    75
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    Bookmarks:
    12
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    Jameson smiled and nuzzled into Wilford's shoulder. Wilford smiled softly, leaning back. "I missed you," he said, turning around to hug Jameson.

    "You were gone for six hours," Wilford groaned and pressed his face into Jameson's neck. "Too long."

    Jameson smiled as Wilford's moustache tickled his neck. He silently giggled when his boyfriend pressed open mouth kisses up and down his neck. Wilford paused for a moment. "Did I ever tell you how pretty my mark looks on you?"

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    Turning and turning in the widening gyre
    The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
    The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
    The best lack all conviction, while the worst
    Are full of passionate intensity.
    -The Second Coming, By William Butler Yeats

    Or: Actor Mark is out for revenge. And he is going to get it.
    Inspired by Doctor Discord's Trauma AU

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    334
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    The District Attorney didn't want to die.

    The District Attorney didn't want to disappear.

    The District Attorney wanted only one thing.

    They wanted ANSWERS.

    And they'd do anything to get them.

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    English
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    11,086
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    230

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