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    A look at Arizona's first Christmas post-plane crash, when Callie and Arizona were really Not In a Good Place™ and Arizona tries to handle her trauma on her own.

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    Damien is here and real, alive and very much Damien. Wilford isn't sure he can handle that.

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    Everyone goes out on dates, it's normal, they can end up bad or end up good. But no date would end up as bad as yours.

    (Based off of ADWM with mixed appearances of AHWM)

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    A greedy businessman, his bodyguard, and a psychotic mob boss.

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    "It's men like you," breathed Wilford, finger on the trigger, "that make me want to eat the rich."

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    Dark Edwards is a billionaire. As CEO of Edwards & Co, it's in his blood to deceive others to get what he wants: money, fame, status.

    In an effort to expand his company, he buys property that belongs to the mafia, outright disrespecting their territory lines.

    Wilford Warfstache, mob boss and kingpin of the crime syndicate, is furious. He confronts Dark and tries to talk him out of his purchases—but when he does more research on him, he begins to take the situation as an opportunity.

    With Dark's experience and international ties, he would be an incredible asset.

    And Wilford will go to all lengths to get what he wants.

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    "You seem. . . familiar." My voice trailed off as one of the shadowed figures began to laugh. It was almost painful as his voice ramped up in intensity and tone, quickly becoming maniacal.

    "Oh, doll. You're precious."
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    In which our dear reader gets a little too wrapped up in the plans of demons, and they decide she's just too useful to let go of.

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    There are some things you only know second-hand. It’s not that your memory is faulty, that you’ve forgotten things, but simply that you were not there to see them. A single shard is not enough to see through, no matter how lovingly it was packed into a padded velvet box, how often it was checked for signs that maybe, maybe you were awake.

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    This is why Ken was meant to lead Blackwing.

     

    Or, a classic escape plan lead by amnesiacs with dark senses of humor.

    You know, the usual.

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    24. Marvin fucks up another spell. This time, it turns Dark into a child. Everyone expected him to be a little brat, with a superiority complex, and bossing them about.
    what they didn’t expect, however, was for a shy little boy with a birth defect to take the place of their boss.
    Little Damien.
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    this is fun, mhmMM-

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    The Host wasn't normal, he knew all of that and when it came too much for the all-seeing man to handle. He found out about a great opportunity. Heading far off to the Far Far Range lightyears away from almost ALL humans.

    what he didn't expect was for a group of Sentient Slimes to become attach to him and worry about him.
    oddly he doesn't care.

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    A collection of drabbles set in my Strays verse featuring everyone's favorite egos!

    (tags will be added as needed)

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    Mark's revenge plot ends in tragedy. Damien and Celine become someone they're not, the District Attorney trapped in a mirror, William loses his mind.

    They get another chance, a chance to fix things. And then they get another. And another, and another...

    Why does everything seem so familiar?

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    A WKM fix it fic using a time loop. Yes, it's got Dilliam, yes everyone (even Mark) gets a happy ending eventually. Title from "Ruler of Everything" by Tally Hall

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    So basically there was a meeting between all egos, but Anti and Dark didn't show up. Let's just say the others got weary about them.

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    These are all personal opinions of mine. Of course others might see it differently, but I hope you all enjoy the read no matter what!

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    Wilford has an accident and is now a puppy

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    Seán isn't aware of Dark's actual personality, so, he still believes he's an evil, manipulative demonic creature. But he does know that Anti sees him a lot of times, even after Anti has gone softer. Seán thinks Dark is a bad influence on Anti, afraid that Anti will turn back to his old self if he hangs around with Dark more, so, Seán forbids Anti to do so. Although, he doesn't know what's actually going on between Anti and Dark.

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    The heroes and villains get a temporary redo with some of the young apprentices and villains.

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    Anything could happen when you're a paranormal investigator. It's all part of the job. But getting haunted yourself? Now that's new.

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    The year is 2045 and Mark Fischbach uploaded his last video to his Youtubekanal "Markiplier" 5 years ago. Sean McLoughlin aka Jacksepticeye ended his Youtubecareer only 6 months after him. They retired from social media and led a normal life. Time passed and he, as well as Sean, was slowly forgotten. But their friendship remained through the years. But what about the egos?

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    Wilford is a criminal, of course he is, you could tell by the way he's dressed and the way he holds himself. Dark however, is the state's seer. He doesn't go outside much, he doesn't help the people around him unless needed. But now Wilford needs something from this so called seer, so they make a deal.

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