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    tommy can’t die. neither can wilbur, techno, or phil.
    but tommy doesn’t know that no one else is immortal.
    he’s shocked and a little uncomfortable when tubbo is babying him after careening off of a cliff to go see his mom for a little bit. chaos ensues. this wouldn’t be tommy centric if chaos didn’t ensue.

    inspired by: i am not a woman, im a god; halsey, turn back time; derivakat, creature; half•alive

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    A songfic in the college au, about Sally and Wilbur romance.
    Two very different college majors find friendship and maybe something more, all thanks music and Christmas magic

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    After what must be hundreds of hours on Discord call with my best friend and an even longer time in my own brain, I’ve come up with a lot of headcanons for the Dream SMP, as well as other SMPs I watch. So, I figured, why not share them with the Internet?

    If you want to use these headcanons as writing prompts, feel free to! My only request is that you credit me and tag any AO3 works as inspired by this one, I’d love to see what you come up with!

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    When your big brother is a zombie, things can get a little hectic. Zombies are relatively easy to care for in most regards, but they do have special needs. Zombies have to eat too, you know. Even the sentient ones.

    Or,

    Wilbur has come back to life as a new form of evolved zombie after his father was unwilling to put him down. After reuniting with his big brother, Tommy finds himself bearing witness to unsavoury events stemming from Zombur’s special diet. To deny him, to deprive him of sustenance, means losing what he has left of his brother. What other choice could he make?

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    Guess I am a coward, I just want to feel alright, and i know Noone will save me. I just need someone to kiss, give me one good hosenst kiss, and I'll be alright. And I'll be alright.
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    A fic were sally falls in love with a commoner while aboard Puffy's ship, Wilbur gets them off track, tommy gets a job and Niki and puffy become the mom friends. Mainly fluff, Tw for Swearing.

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    "William, can you tell me what Sally's last name is?" 36 asked.

    "Who's William?"

    "You are." 36 responded.

    "No. My name is Wilbur Soot."

    Will doesn't remeber how he got here, or who was the blond person and the pink haired person who drove him there. What he did know was that his mind felt fuzzy, and that officer 36 asked strange questions.

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    They say gods do not bleed, but he watched all three of them crumble at his feet and turn to stardust. They may not have bled, but they died all the same. They say gods cannot love, for they are too cruel, but he cried for the first, and last time that day, and made a promise to himself; that he'll find them again, no matter how long it takes or the cost. He'll find them.

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    Tommy, Phil, Techno and Wilbur were gods once. Admittedly not the strongest and most feared, but respected nonetheless, or so they believed. They believed a lot of things that weren't true, such that they'd live forever.

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    Why is there a phone in hell? And who's calling him?

     

     

    OR; Ghostbur and Revivedbur (and others) communicate through the landline in hell

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    Tommy dyes his hair.

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    Sally just wants a peaceful life with a family, and believes she's found it when she falls for a charming human lad by the name of Wilbur. But she soon learns that a peaceful life isn't always something that comes easy.

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    Tommy is, like many teenagers, alone in London.
    He's got his best friend of course, but like many other his heart belongs to the stage-
    unlike most, our Tommy happens across a band with a lot of promise-
    and a mysterious lack of a drummer.

    Title taken from "It's Going to Happen!" by the undertones.

    Disclaimers nd that: I'm picking and choosing many songs from real artists because I am… not a musician. Just go with it! Most of the main band's songs (sbi) will be songs by the undertones, who are a real band from the 70's from a place in Derry, which is where Tommy and Tubbo happen to be from in this fic!:)

    THIS FIC IS ABOUT THEIR CHARACTERS FROM THE DSMP. NOT THEIR CCS.

    FIC DISCORD (jesus christ i love you all) https://discord.gg/dRHEDFaW

    playlist for this fic: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3tJx4N1q8wwQdNzqNJwBqa?si=wxWc47pyRjCQUOyZBmFtLg

    (If a song is by the undertones, or released after 1976/77, it's probably meant to be a song by the band.)

    A note about the musicians in this fic: a lot of artists, especially ones from the 70's, are horrible people. I do not support them or anything that they stand for. Engage critically!

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    His best friend in in the trenches and the loneliness of being the only lighthouse keeper is starting to eat away at his sanity. A jaded Wilbur Soot just need to get his shit together until the war is over.

    A raccoon throws everything to a burning bin.

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    Tommy’s a prince of the Antarctic Empire, Ranboo’s the crown prince of the Enderian Empire. Tubbo’s, Tubbo. The princes are fascinated by the little goat hybrid, smuggles him into the palace, chaos ensues.

    Semi-crack fic, might get serious, you never know with me :)

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    Tommy Innit is a spunky 16 year old with no plans of changing how he lives: reckless, but safe enough to appease Tubbo the Protective One's wrath.

    A hero with an unexpected connection to Tommy taking a liking to him and then Tubbo going missing sweeps the rug out from under Tommy's feet.

    Luckily, he's got heroes to beg for help.

     

    OR: in which tommy works with his late sister’s fiancé and doesn’t know it until his best friend gets kidnapped. make sense? didn’t think so

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    When Techno and Wilbur were thirteen, their father vanished into the night, leaving the twins with a two-day old newborn to take care of. They blamed baby Tommy, at first. After all, he did cry often. Then, their late mother, who they had buried mere hours after their brother was born, was blamed. She left them first. Finally, a month into this whole ordeal, they officially pinned the blame on the person who was truly at fault, Philza Minecraft, their father.

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    After four years of being away, Sally Soot makes her way back to L’manberg to greet the people in her photograph. Little does she know how unrecognisable the people in that photograph are now.

    (Basically, Sally finds out how much has changed for the og L’manberg crew)

    ((Title is a lyric from The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths))

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    Fundys been thinking about his dad.

    _

    Semi vent for author

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    Karl has seen the end of the world. Seen the strong and the weak alike crumble before an overwhelming threat. Seen people betrayed by friends, seen more death than anyone ever should, and gotten a second chance to make it right.

    With L'Manburg as the center for the war, and a force capable of possessing even the strongest, no one is safe. People from across the continent will have to band together to stop this force before it consumes them.

    The only question left is, is that enough? Can Karl stop the end of the world with broken memories, and people who are bound by fate to meet?

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    When Wilbur pulled himself together, he ran a hand through his hair. “Sorry- that was my brother’s name.” They both faltered.

    “Wait…” Tommy muttered. “Wil?”

    “Toms?”

    The world stopped.

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    After their father mysteriously dropped off the face of the earth, Wilbur and Thomas ('it's Tommy!') Watson were thrust into the foster system. They were promptly separated when Tommy was fostered by a newly married couple, while Wilbur was not. Six years later, Tommy runs away to where his brother, now listed as Wilbur Soot, works a grimy nine-to-five job and tries to forget the life he lost.

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    It's been absolute radio silence from one end of the road, not a word since Will's left home. And yet a letter arrives years later to portray a peculiar tale. Something to finally fill in the gaps before the building of a great nation. Something that can finally give his father some answers as to what really took place away from home.

     

    For those who aren't aware, the 3D Smp is an alternate universe consisting of a similar storyline and characters to the Dream SMP, but with Oc inserts. Meaning that every character has a different name. If it isn't so clear, I'll be giving notes at the end of each chapter to clarify who is who.

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