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    “Wilbur and Tommy Craft, children of the late Angel of Death, Philza Craft, have gone missing from their home at Dream Agencies, where the number one hero Dream had been participating in the efforts to rehabilitate them. We urge all citizens—”

    Technoblade shut the television off, staring at the now black screen in horror.

    Well crap.
     

    Or, the fic in which Wilbur is fourteen and traumatized, Tommy is a chaotic six-year-old, and Technoblade would like to be retired in peace. (features Karl adopting Ranboo)

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    Athena kids had a lot of qualities. They were fast (Tommy ran from his fate) They were leaders (He had to be, to earn their respect). They had craftman skills, like sewing and architecture (If only he could sew his family back together). They were smart (And that saved his life). They had good memories (Unfornatunely)

    But most importantly, they excelled at fighting and weaponry (If only that’d help him)

     

    Or, Tommy sorta goes through it but its fun! For me at least :)

    (REUPLOAD CAUSE I FUCKING ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE OTHER ONE THIS SUCKSSSS)

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    Tommy has a tendency to run off at the mouth a bit. It's like someone takes over for him when he's talking - literally.

    When that "voice" gets him in a spot of trouble (AKA a police holding cell) he calls up is estranged brothers that A) have superpowers and B) hate him. It's complicated.

    --

    A Zeroes AU that was not necessary and never will be. I'm not going to tell you to enjoy it because chances are you won't.

    [also go read the actual series, Zeroes by Scott Westerfeld]

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    Baby's first Whumptober AND first post here!

    Most of these will be oneshots however some have multiple parts (You'll know which ones). There will be blood eventually, we just gotta warm up into it.

    These will be mostly Philza Minecraft and Technoblade whump but other characters will get their time in the sun. Or not. Who knows. Anyway be mindful of the tags, as they WILL change as the month goes on, and read the notes for more details about the fics.

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    ~ He stood at his spot, not even bothering to sit down as he announced "I've been working on a little project, and it's finally done."

    Tommy couldn't help but tense up, forcing his body to relax. No, Wilbur promised not to do Plan B(omb) yet. Wilbur always made sure to keep his promises since day one, and if not would try and tell the boy as soon as he could. Wilbur knew his past of unkept promises.

    This is the logic he latches onto, ignoring as Quackity's nervous look returned, how Tubbo and Niki fidgeted in their seat, and even how Techno looked up, curious eyes staring behind the white films of his mask. ~

     

    Tommy Innit, 13, biggest man, and exiled to a ravine had a simple hope: for his family to not be driven to pure insanity. It's going great if you ignore Wilbur holding 5 stacks of tnt in the background

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    Techno hummed quietly under his breath as he untangled the thick string, needles clacking together.

    Next to him on the couch, Tommy was starting to nod off, drooping against his older brother's shoulder.

    He should get Tommy to bed, he knew, or else Tommy would wake with a sore neck, but he seemed so peaceful. (And it had taken so long for Tommy to trust him enough to do this; he didn't want to throw away the moment so easily.)

    ///

    Or, 5 times Tommy braided Techno's hair and one time he didn't get the chance.

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    The Antarctic Empire is prosperous, some would even say it's the most successful country in existence. A military powerhouse, Economically stable, more than enough jobs to go around and overall good quality of life for everyone who lives there. Often the only thing people complain about and move away because of is the harsh winters and short summers.

    Meanwhile, there's L'manberg, a mismatched Hodge-podge of a country, with proud citizens who fought tooth and nail to be able to make something out of the scraps of a country they have.

    nobody ever really connected Prince William Soot Craft to the Charismatic President Wilbur Soot, or Prince Theseus Innit Craft to the boisterous Vice President Tommy Innit. Maybe it was because the Antarctic Empire was so far away from Esempe and L'manburg, either way, it doesn't really matter since Tommy and Wilbur would like to keep their relations to the Empire private thank you very much.

    But when the elections roll around and the two brothers are exiled from their own country the two decide that maybe its time to return home.

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    Me: Tubbo? It’s Tommy, sorry it took so long to txt. Mother was not pleased with me.

    xxx-xxx-0976 is typing...

    xxx-xxx-0976: My name is not Tubbo, you have the wrong number. Sorry about that.

    Me: Tubbo please, this isn’t funny. I am in serious trouble and I need ur help

    Me: Oh wait, I’m sorry wrong numer

    xxx-xxx-0976 is typing...

     

     

    xxx-xxx-0976: Whats your name?

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    or

    My first ever chatfic but I only know how to write angst so this is not going to be the funny or chaotic ones you normally see

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    "Stop scaring the poor kid," Wilbur laughs. "'S just arrived in the country and already you're offering to take him to a gay bar. Look at his poor face, there's not a thought behind those eyes. You'll overload him."

    Tommy blinks away the thoughtlessness behind his eyes. "Beg your pardon! I am very capable."

    "Oh yeah? What's a quadratic?"

    He gulps. "Fuckin... a dolphin type thing, ya know."

    Wilbur's brain seems to take a second to process the information, but then he's bursting out into that same high pitched laughter and almost dropping to the floor with the force behind it. Even Techno's shoulders seem to shake a bit as he fails to hold back a soundless chuckle that's more like a spray bottle half-empty than it is an actual fucking laugh. Tommy's not sure what's so funny, though. He's right. He thinks...

    ---

    OR Another DSMP High School fic, but a TommyInnit-moves-from-the-UK-and-has-no-clue-what's-going-on centric one.

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    There was a horrifying, loud roar from the doors.
    Glancing over, Tommy sighed. Looked to Wilbur. “Guess we’re going to have fun today.” He mused. Nodding, Wilbur glanced around. Then, they grabbed the closest items that would work as weapons.
    Aisles crashed over, and all of them slowly crouched down. From above the aisles, a large, diamond-shaped head appeared over various cleaning supplies. Snout wrinkling, the creature looked around.
    ~
    A fire-breathing monster attacks some of the group while they’re getting supplies. But that’s not the interesting thing.
    No, that would be what happens afterwards.

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    Phil really never had the time to start his own family. Seeing as he is a busy guy with too much on his plate. Also the fact that he can not stand kids, not the fact that he’s scared of being a father. No way. But over time he meets three young people who change his view on family and children. Too bad they already have families, sort of.

    Or an sbi foster au where Phil gets himself a family.

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    Tommy's double life as vice president and the superhero Big Man Danger Careful Kraken Wife Haver Innit is the universe's worst kept secret. Wilbur is trying his best to run L'manberg, even as the infamous villain and anarchist Subscribe to Technoblade and his constantly amused sidekick Crow Father kidnap him every once in a while. And Tubbo and Ranboo couldn't miss the opportunity to wreak some havoc.

    The best part? They all return to the same warm, welcoming house at the end of the day.

    or, SBI + beeduo Superhero AU, but they're family, super identities were kinda obvious from the start anyway, and they all know and care for each other even so!

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    Tommy remembers... but nothing good

    Tommy doesn't trust Tubbo, but can he change that?

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    Based on this tweet from @simpingboisinc on Twitter:

    “au where techno is mumza’s son, Wilbur is Phil’s son. They are doppelgangers. Then at an airport one day, Phil accidentally takes techno and mumza takes Wilbur. They don’t notice until the planes take off. So they get each other's numbers from their sons and agree to take care of each other's kids until they can meet up, which is in a week because they both have emergencies. So mumza and Phil start texting regularly to check up on their sons, but they also feel a connection. When they meet up, it’s a big holy shit, it's my soulmate moment”

    TLDR: Phil and Kristin tell Tommy the chaotic story of how they met.

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    Tubbo’s dagger catches against the guard’s sword, forcing the two into a standstill. He stares at him through narrowed eyes before looking behind him. There, the prince stands, frozen in place as he watches the two boys try and force the other into an opening, the clashing sound of metal blades filling the air. The guard catches his gaze and twists his head around, cerulean eyes gleaming with irritation. He curses under his breath.

    “Ranboo, you idiot, stop just standing there and go get backup!” Ranboo snaps out of his stupor, nodding and taking one last glimpse at Tubbo before running out of the room.

    Tubbo knows when to pick his battles, so he swiftly breaks the impasse he’d been in with the blonde guard. Watching as his opponent's eyes widen with surprise, he leaps out the window, hand raised in one final mocking salute.

    His father is not going to be pleased.

     

    Or: Tubbo is an assassin. When he’s sent on a mission to kill Prince Ranboo, however, he fails. As he continues to return in hopes of finishing the job, he finds himself getting to know the prince and his guard a little better, and begins to wonder whether killing Ranboo and Tommy is truly what fate asks of him.

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    Tommy has a panic attack due to some form of paranoia and his brothers comfort him.

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    • Part 1 of SBI
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    “It's ok, I'm not gonna hurt you. My name is Phil, I'm a doctor.”

    Faint shuffling came from behind a dumpster to his left and from the darkness appears two glowing red eyes.

    “You took a Hippocratic oath,” they say seriously.

    “Sure did,” Phil agrees, looking over the kid now in front of him. Their long pink hair is the first thing that grabs Phil's attention but as he searches for any sign of an injury, he just notices the very recognisable suit they wear.

    It's hard for Phil to connect the notorious villain Blood God and this scared and injured kid in his mind but while he might lack self preservation, he's also not a complete idiot.

    OR: Phil's never been fond of superhero's but after saving a villains life he gets way too caught up in their world for his liking and things are worse than they seem.

    OR OR: Phil might have just gotten kidnapped by villain teens and made into a father.

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    Freedom came to his mind again. It was an idea that visited his mind every day, providing escapism fantasies for his hopeless situation. He could just get up and run, right? He could snap the ringleader's neck, and bolt away, right?

    Finally rip that shit-eating grin off that fuckers face, right? Grab a torch and burn this tent and its inhabitants, right?

    Oh god, he was being morbid again. But Wilbur couldn’t help himself. If he was going to be treated like a non sentient animal ready to snap at any moment, he might as well act like it.

    -

    Gods are the cattle of this world. But Wilbur doesn’t want to be cattle - he wants to get the fuck out of here. And maybe the help of some annoying little gremlin will do just that.

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    Tommy Innit is a wonderful kid, if he does say so himself. So cool. Very pog. The poggest, if you will.

    Now, if you were to ask the orphanage caretakers, they would tell you otherwise. He has a good heart, sure - but he's loud, a tad obnoxious, and far too curious for his own good.

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    Long ago, Philza Minecraft became the only person ever known to defeat the Ender Dragon. He fortified the portal when he came out, and he's the ruler of the empire that formed around it. Now, Phil is having a lovely stroll through Tommy's hometown when a mysterious figure tries to jump him with a knife. Tommy steps in, Phil, Wilbur and Techno all get attached, and suddenly the royal family is trying to take in another kid. Tubbo comes along for the ride. Behind the scenes, however... somebody's trying to make another attempt to dethrone Phil and release whatever the Emperor is keeping in the End.

    Or: Phil is Dadza: Ruler of the Antarctic Empire, Wilbur and Techno are Chaos Twins™, Tubbo just wants to know what the hell his best friend is up to, and everybody gets attached to Tommy.

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    11:59pm, December 30, 2020, the world ended; the sun was seemingly stolen from the sky and all people fell unconscious, only to wake the next day to a horrible new reality; they called that day the Blackout.
    Since then, the world has changed.
    The world has become crueler, and the people within it even more so.
    Zombies, who now roamed the globe, were the enemy—but, it would be a fatal mistake to assume humanity was an ally.
    In this world, no one could be trusted.
    That was especially true for Wilbur, who both could not trust and could not be trusted... and that was because he was a zombie.

    ***Undergoing both minor and semi-major revisions! Revised chapters: 3/5***

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    5/?
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