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    Hello, my child, the lion says to him, voice deep and rumbling and just as a lion should sound.

    Hello, Wilbur replies, and finds himself at its side with his hands buried up to the wrist in its bright mane. You aren’t real, he tells it. You’re a dream.

    Can’t I be both? it asks.

    (or, an sbi narnia au—but not quite how you think.)

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    There’s a pause, and for a moment Wilbur doesn’t want to ask his next question. It’s so naive, so hopeful, so young, so human, and isn’t he supposed to be more than that now? It’s only been a couple of years, but he feels like he’s barely changed since the time he was properly twenty one.

    And yet, he feels his vocal cords go to ask away. “Does it get better?” he whispers, but it doesn’t lessen the shame.

    “Yes, yes, it does. Soon, the taste of blood will be an afterthought, and soon the act itself will be muscle memory,” and as much as those words are comforting, Phil sounds so tired. “It gets better, I promise.”

    And what can Wilbur do other than take Phil’s word for it? He hasn’t seen infinity yet, he wouldn’t know if it’s a lie or not.

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    A vampire's growing understanding of immorality, the lifespan of love, loss, and what it means to love something mortal.

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    "So he sent the kid that could speak piglin to the area with piglins. Not particularly stupid." Techno muttered. Tommy opted to withhold that the cleric did not know he could speak piglin.

    "Yep. I'm the piglin guy in town. Well, not actually, but still."

    "Good for you. So, did you get the piglin from your mother or father?" Wilbur asked. Tommy stared at him, blinking.

    "...what? I'm a human." He clarified.

    Or, Tommy goes to the nether to collect some nether wart to make some money. Things go sideways when he meets a pair of piglins who are convinced he's one of them.

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    they’re all not ok and need therapy, lets explore their trauma together :)

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    Tommy doesn’t remember a time when he wasn’t playing in front of the masses. He likes playing the piano, at least he thinks he used too. The years where away at the love Tommy once had for his craft. It’s either perfection or nothing.

    That is until a fateful encounter with a street performer who only has a guitar and a tale to tell.

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    Mermay drabble prompts! Kinda an interconnected story, kinda not. Three POVs from three different guys living by/in the sea!

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    OR: 31 Benchtrio-centric mermaid drabbles except I took the bench- and -trio out of benchtrio for most of them.

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    i finally gave in to my urges to make a cringy chatfic so here we are. but i don’t want to post this under my name bc of anxiety lmao.

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    Tommy loved his family, they were just a bit tiring.

    There were moments though.

    Moments of peace, fun, laughter and family.

    Moments where he was sure his heart would burst of love for his brothers.

    Moments that were so wonderful he wished to stop time, put them in a snow globe and watch them forever.

    Those moments were why he kept going.

    or: The big brother Tommy fic i meant to be crack but now is just utter fluff

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    Let's say, your name is Wilbur Soot. You're sixteen years old and in terms of literally everything you have about, nothing. How would you feel? Not so fucking great. that's right! Now let's add on to this that you're one of the biggest villains of your city but end up getting closer with your biggest enemy's then you thought ever was fucking physically possible. Doesn't that sound like a dream?!
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    Wilbur is the number one villain getting adopted by none other than Phil and his happy little hipster family, this could only go right! Obviously!
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    Hi I'm Liam, He/him, and I am an absolute sucker for Wilbur Soot (SBI Centric) Story's, so here you fucking go.
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    This is cross posted on Wattpad under the same name ''Itsnotgonnabeokay''

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    Techno love a quaint little sweedish café often coming there to work on his writing and gain inspiration. Then one day a new Hire comes along and Techno can't help but want to push her buttons.

    This is about characture techno not content creator techno.

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    A normal, quick patrol turns into chaos when Tommy, better known as Havoc, discovers that three of his regulars at his cafe are the heroes that are hunting him down and making his life a living hell. It doesn’t make it any better when said regulars are actively trying to adopt him while he just wants to keep them away.

    ~~~

    Or: Tommy finds out sbi’s identities early on and while he’s trying to keep them out of his life he’s only making it worse and growing closer to them.

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    Tommy looked up at a middle aged man, holding a bat and wearing some sort of police uniform. It was one of the "bird catchers", Tommy had heard of. "There you are.", the man said, slowly coming towards him. Tommy made a step back as the man swung his bat at him. He held his arms in front of him, to shield his body from the attacks. The next hit landed on his arms with such a force, that Tommy fell to the floor. Just as the man swung the bat again, something-, no, someone landed on his shoulders and pressed their thighs around his neck. They started hitting the man on the head and he fell to the floor.

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    This is just your average Winged Tommy Innit fic.

    Tommy, an avian, was raised by humans. But when his classmates find out, that he is technically not one of them, he has to run away. He meets Wilbur, another avian, and stays with him, his brother and father until he can live with his parents again. But instead of going home, he gets dragged into family secrets and decides to change up some things about the way avians are treated.

    TW for: death in general, mentioned child death, kidnapping, torture, panic attacks, violence

    (Uploads are twice a week)

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    After living one wonderful full year with his sons, Phil decides they take some time to celebrate and bond. The twins are all too eager to spend a weekend with their father in the cabin further north. Away from the empire’s troubles, if only for a short while.

    Phil wants quality time with his sons.

    Wilbur wants to tell Phil what’s weighing on his heart.

    Techno wants to finish his damn book.

    Only one of these, unfortunately, happens.

    *Typically Updates on Fridays.*

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    It was hard enough being a vigilante. Losing half his family, dealing with his older brother’s downward spiral, and constantly fearing the return of the man who traumatized him made it near unbearable. Now, how about we add an abundance of adults who think they know best?

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    Vigilante Tommy, crimeboys galore, eventual 4/4 sbi, and Dream being an absolute menace— lots of mysteries, and lots of family fluff

    Updates: minimum once a week; usually twice

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    36/?
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    Technoblade feels as though he was born of snow and ice and glacier. They are not delicate hands that hold him—teach him to stand, to walk, to run—but when he steps outside and freezing air grasps him down to the bone, he is held nonetheless.

    Subarctic survival is difficult when people keep moving in or trying to kill him. Technoblade will find a way, like he always has. What else is there to be done?

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    26/?
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    “You can't seriously believe that's going to work.” Hannah stopped in her tracks.
    “I do believe it's going to work,” Schlat responded continuing his fast walk between the graves. “the legend said that the ghost kid likes corpses right? So, let's put our acting skills to the test and pretend to be dead.”
    “How are we even supposed to ‘pretend to be dead’” She rebutted, putting air quotation marks on her words.
    “Well, for starters, we find an open grave. Then we simply lay in it and voila, the ghost appears."

     

    /or, a bunch of teenagers and young adults learn about Tommy who is a ghost in the 1900s and find out that they stumbled upon something way bigger than just a simple spirit.

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    Tommyinnit was dead. Grass was green, the sky was blue, and Dream had murdered Tommy in prison- facts.

    So why the HELL was he waking up in some twisted imitation of Pogtopia? And- wait, was that WILBUR???

     

    OR alternatively,

    Tommy breaks the timeline and begins acting sus, Karl has a midlife crisis, the server is very confused and LOTS of redemption arcs are on the way. Set after Dream beats Tommy to death in prison with a bloody potato and rewinds back to the FIRST exile, when everyone first began diving off the mountain of relative normality and into the chaos that is the DSMP.

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    1/?
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    1
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    112
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    If there was one thing Wilbur knew, growing up in the village that trained the country’s most dedicated hunters, it was that no one likes it when you ask questions. Especially at the wrong time.

    He’s made enough mistakes over the years that everyone knew he was slotted for desk work for after his induction into the hunter’s guild and likely never be allowed to return here. Not that he cares. Most of his friends were older and have already moved out, Wilbur hopes he’ll be assigned to a place at least one of them ended up.

    But as his 15th birthday approaches the punishments for his mistakes are getting harsher, more constant. Wilbur just wants to get away. At least for a while.

    So one afternoon when he’s locked out, he goes further into the woods than he’s supposed to. Fantasizing about killing monsters and helping people, when he hears a child crying in the distance.

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    i had strings but now i'm free.

    there are no more strings on me.

     

    or;

    exile didn't go the way it was suppose to.

    tommyinnits' revenge is way overdue.

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    14/?
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    “Mr Watson speaking, who is it?” He answers tiredly, opening his laptop.

    “Hey Phil, It’s Ponk.”

    Phil feels his heart drop. “Nurses office?”
    He can hear a sigh on the end of the phone. “Yeah, your boys are here again.”
    ———

    Phil's life is being split between his own personal life and the life of the worlds biggest gremlins. And there's things that all of them refuse to tell him.
    Phil can't quite figure out why Tommy swaps between shouting and flinching, or why Wilbur is intentionally failing his class, or why Technoblade is showing up with split knuckles and bruises.
    His first year as a high school teacher might just be his last.

    Oh, and he also thinks they might be turning him mortal.

    ORR

    The fic in which Phil is an immortal who decides to test the waters of teaching. Instead, he accidentally adopts three little trouble makers.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    117
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