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    Tommy laughs, looking up at the vampire’s eyes which have started turning a glowing red from the smell blood. “So, finally come to kill me ‘eh Soot? I should have known you were all the same.” he chuckles again, more dark and nearing hysterical.

    He could shoot him; could reach into his pocket and grab his gun out, but Tommy doesn’t. A part of him feels faint and shaky from the sluggishly bleeding wound on his side that he tries to cover with his hand.

    Another part of him has already given up.

    He watches as the vampire slowly walks up to him and Tommy closes his eyes. He expects a hand to grab him in a harsh grip or the feeling of claws tearing into his skin.

    He doesn’t except a handkerchief pressed against his wound and for Wilbur to look at him with so much concern.

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    After losing his parents and later his brother to the same vampire, Tommy hides in the small city of L'manburg, waiting for the chance to avenge them. What Tommy doesn't except is for a coven of three vampires to figure out his plan and offer to help him.

    Maybe he could gain something more from this alliance?

     
    Aka: Three vampires and their protective, feral human

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    Dream decides to share his favourite board game with Dream the smart speaker. Turns out playing against a learning AI is not the best idea.

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    Wilbur soot was a god. Not just a god, the only god in the world. He was all powerful, feared, respected and worshiped by all. Because of course, no one wants to be condemned to the torture that those who DARE even insult him. No wanted to participate in the deity's twisted 100 player challenges.

    And then there was the Innits.

    They had what some considered to be a death wish. Everywhere they went, anyone they met, they would actively insult and shit on the gods name. Statues and temples vandalized, sacrifices stolen and destroyed, hell even priests were attacked by the rebels.

    For 20 years they committed crime after crime, offense after offense, and escaped every time.

    And then they didn't.

    And neither did their son, who is now hiding in a bush, scared out of his mind, and crying.

    Wilbur is too tired for this.

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    Or: God Wilbur sees toddler Tommy and goes MINE

    (chapters every monday, usually)

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    Tommy Innit was afraid of a lot of things.

    Tommy is afraid of loud noises and the clicking sound a gun makes when it's taken off its safety.

    Tommy is afraid of small spaces and pitch black darkness.

    Most of all though, the thing that screwed him over the most was that Tommy was deathly afraid of trusting people.

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    “I can pretend to be your friend,” But Tommy has never had a friend that he hadn’t given his all to. It was either he despised the person or cared for them deeply. Both were dangerous.

    “I can take pretend.” Wilbur told him. Tommy can’t get close. This was just a business deal.

    Tommy grinned. “Well, then, Wilbur. I pretend that we’re friends.”

     
    OR: crimeboys doing crime. Tommy and Wilbur are both thieves, with their respected teammates behind them when they team up to go on the Ultimate Heist TM while The Dream team and Rocket duo are FBI agents that try and stop them

    OR: Tommy doesn't want to trust anyone, and Wilbur doesn't want to be trusted

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    A group of shadows stood out from the rest as they ran across the rooftops. In the lead was a lean, lanky figure wearing a dark red mask. Its color could be compared to that of wine, but the figure liked to think of it as a blood-red. It was the coloration of his suit, and his reputation, that gives him his name.

    The Crimson Thief.

    Out on another hunt, another heist. One that will end him if he is caught.

    After all, nobody stole from the SBI and lived to tell the tale.

    That was why he'd be the first.

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    "Is that the Blade? Daddy! Daddy! The Blade's in our house!" Tommy pushed past Dream and into the room.

    "Hi Mister Blade! I'm Tommy! You're my third favourite person in the whole wide world! After Daddy and the Angel of Death, of course." Techno was shocked as the tiny person ran up to him and grabbed the bottom of his shirt, jumping up and down like he was about to explode.

    "This is your dad?" Techno pointed at Dream as he spoke to the child. Tommy nodded vigorously

    "Yes, duh. Keep up, Mister Blade. Oh! Can I have your sword?"

    "No, you absolutely cannot. Tommy, no swords. You know that." Nightmare's voice was different to what Techno was used to. The only connection his mind could make was that he sounded like Phil did when he and Wilbur were younger.

    Tommy opened his mouth to say something but before any noise could be heard, his eyes rolled back into his head and he fell to the ground. Nightmare lurched forward and caught him, lifting him up and sitting on the bed, holding Tommy in his lap.

     

    Or; Dream is a villain who just wants to cure his cursed son.

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    Tommy looked up at a middle aged man, holding a bat and wearing some sort of police uniform. It was one of the "bird catchers", Tommy had heard of. "There you are.", the man said, slowly coming towards him. Tommy made a step back as the man swung his bat at him. He held his arms in front of him, to shield his body from the attacks. The next hit landed on his arms with such a force, that Tommy fell to the floor. Just as the man swung the bat again, something-, no, someone landed on his shoulders and pressed their thighs around his neck. They started hitting the man on the head and he fell to the floor.

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    This is just your average Winged Tommy Innit fic.

    Tommy, an avian, was raised by humans. But when his classmates find out, that he is technically not one of them, he has to run away. He meets Wilbur, another avian, and stays with him, his brother and father until he can live with his parents again. But instead of going home, he gets dragged into family secrets and decides to change up some things about the way avians are treated.

    TW for: death in general, mentioned child death, kidnapping, torture, panic attacks, violence

    (Uploads are twice a week)

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    Sidekick Tommyinnt gets kidnapped by the Villain sbi, villain sbi learn about all his trauma:)
    It’s fun

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    “Come out, Tommy.” Techno says, “You can be out.” He’s not sure why he let Tommy out, he was still infected. Maybe he just… maybe he just didn’t care anymore. He always felt bad for keeping him in there.

    Techno feels numb, and distant. He could still feel the guns weight in his hand, cold against his skin.

    Tommy slowly makes his way out and to Techno. In a blink he’s standing in front of him, before he’s leaning down and hugging him. Techno lets him.

    Tommy’s so cold. His grip is tight around him, crushing almost, as he pets his messy pink hair in soft strokes.

     

    (… Technoblade is a scientist looking for a cure for the zombie apocalypse. He finds a boy who is immune to the disease and his life is changed forever.)

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    After living one wonderful full year with his sons, Phil decides they take some time to celebrate and bond. The twins are all too eager to spend a weekend with their father in the cabin further north. Away from the empire’s troubles, if only for a short while.

    Phil wants quality time with his sons.

    Wilbur wants to tell Phil what’s weighing on his heart.

    Techno wants to finish his damn book.

    Only one of these, unfortunately, happens.

    *Typically Updates on Fridays.*

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    Tommy has always felt pulled towards witchcraft. The warm tingling in his hands whenever he got into contact with anything even remotely magic, his constant urge to collect trinkets and clutter and his wild dreams were just examples for that. You could say he was born for it. But witchcraft is frowned upon and the only people who were allowed to tend to it properly were the witches of the Academy.

    That doesn't stop Tommy from dipping his toes into the matter, in the most chaotic and dangerous ways possible.

     

    Or: Tommy's shitty altar and feral behaviour catch some unwanted attention of the rest of the SBI.

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    Tommy Innit, known mostly as Red Thunder, the golden and beloved sidekick of Dream, has been doing his best to be the best he could ever be.
    He'd been training under Dream's wing, and honestly couldn't have asked for anything better! Except-

    He's suddenly asked by the Sleepy Bois Inc (one of the best hero groups in the country, his idols) to join them on one of their missions, and he's almost screaming in joy. Almost.

    But why do they keep insisting that Dream has been treating him wrong when the man had just wanted to make him better?

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    Tommy temporarily joins the sbi hero group and finds out he might have been hurt more than he realized

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    “You appear to have a severely sprained wrist, and many bruises along your chest, arms, and legs. It seems you have bandaged the sprained wrist properly, so it should heal in a few weeks.” Brian listed off, causing Tommy to panic. “You also appear to be an av-,”

    Tommy cut Brian off, “No, don’t say it out loud! Don’t say. I don’t want to tell them.”

    (Title is from “Burning Pile” by Mother Mother)
    (Author’s Note: My sister begged me to change the summary, so I did. You’re welcome, asshat)

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    Beauty and the Beast retelling with Platonic Crime boys, Phil as Lumiere and Technoblade as Cogsworth. Need I say more?

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    The spray of the sea.

    The crash of the tides.

    Eyes as mesmerizing as the sway of a ship.

    So beautiful he never wanted to see them again.

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    Techno glanced back at him before he looked down at his paper. “Do you believe in gods?” Phil paused but nodded, “Uh yeah, I suppose I believe in a few of em.”

    “Well, I guess my explanation is going to make a lot more sense.” Techno paused.

    “So, uh, I'll just call him the Candlemaker. He ended up preserving his candle and making himself immortal. Not many know how he did it, the myth always changes depending on who's reading it so I can't tell you anything about that part."

    “The Candlemaker was made immortal by making sure his candle could never be snuffed out. So why don't we hunt down the Candlemaker and make him help your son?”

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    A god AU where Tommy is the god of fate and Techno and Philza want immortality to save Wilbur.

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    Another Vigilante Tommy fic with angst oh I wonder what happens in it...

    Actually I'm trying something different that I haven't seen in a Vigilante Tommy fic before so, somewhat origonal. yay!

     

    A rewrite of 'Vigilanteinnit'

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    Ranboo sat up, looking around. The wind whistled through the abandoned store, stirring the hair flowing down his back.
    “Mom?”
    Silence. He heard a bird tweeting and stood up slowly, limping a bit. He stepped closer to the door, listening. The sound of bones crunching echoed through the store and he flinched, stopping in his tracks. It sounded like it was coming from the nearest aisle. Very quietly, he stepped towards it.
    “Please don’t be Mom,” he whispered.
    He looked down the aisle.
    There, he saw an Ender Zombie munching on the remains of his Mom.

    Translations are available on the discord server and the key for Iris Sanguis's language is in the story notes :3

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    As an English major, there are two things you know without having to be taught. One, money is tight. Thanks, capitalism. Two, books deserve to be, if not held in pristine condition, at least treated with an ounce of respect. An ounce. That’s all Techno asks.
    This boy—brown eyes narrowing as a piece of onion tumbles to the book’s pages, as if it’s the literature’s fault and not his own—won’t even give it that.
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    Or, the sbi college au where Techno argues the value of Capital L literature and Wilbur commits book hate crimes.

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