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    When Jaskier saves a farmer from plunging to his death, the grateful man offers him the Law of Surprise as a reward. Jaskier hopes for a newborn kitten or maybe a handful of eggs out of the deal, but they arrive at the man’s farm to learn that his wife has brought an injured witcher home to heal…and Jaskier now has a new husband. If only said extremely good looking husband weren’t Geralt of Rivia, the same witcher who left Jaskier in the woods outside Posada a decade before.

    Geralt has already walked away from destiny once in Cintra and he intends to do it again. But every time he leaves Jaskier behind, something goes wrong. It might be destiny, it might be bad luck. Either way, he intends to find a way out of it. If only the bard weren't starting to grow on him.

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    what the title says

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    Lambert could refuse to do it this year, but then he wouldn't get to do it for a whole year.

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    Jaskier was part fae. A quarter to be precise.

    There was an old superstition among humans that names held power, but for fae it was so much more than that. Names meant control. If you knew a fae’s name, their true name, they would be completely at your will. If someone knew your true name you were nothing more than their servant. A slave. All it took was a single command.

    When war breaks out between neighboring kingdoms, Jaskier's father uses his true name and commands him to marry a witcher as part of a peace treaty. Neither Jaskier or Geralt are particularly happy with the arrangement. But as Jaskier gets to know him better he realizes that the witcher might just be able to give him the thing he's always craved. Freedom.

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    Every spring, Geralt and Eskel left Kaer Morhen to travel the Path.
    Every spring, Geralt felt miserable about it
    Every spring, Eskel wondered if Geralt felt the same way he did.
    Every spring, Eskel told himself that he would never find out.

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    A tale of the Continent’s most unlikely duo traveling together over the course of the summer preceding the fall of Cintra. This is the first in a four-part series, and follows the development of Geralt and Jaskier’s relationship in a collection of moments between when they reunite at the start of the season and when the leaves begin to change.

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    “Leaving already?” Geralt asked, wide smile taking up most of his face. “Some of the orchard hands told me they saw another Witcher coming up the road. I admit, I didn't expect it to be you, but I'm glad you're here.”

    Gaetan still hadn't said a word, his tongue heavy in his mouth. The weight of how much he owed Geralt hadn't faded, even after the better part of a decade, and here he was asking for more... But Geralt was glad to see him. That was a hell of a feeling.

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    Lambert’s jaw twitched as he looked away. Vesemir could see him running calculations, carefully measuring his losses and gains. Asking had taken a lot out of him. He had never asked for help. Not as a child, not as a trainee, and now as a young man he was struggling with the old habit. Because this was a cry for help. Vesemir was certain of it. If it turned out to be a healthy desire, one that came from genuine enjoyment, then Vesemir would eat his damn felt hat. He wasn’t a judgmental man. Folks liked all sorts of things, and he wouldn’t view Lambert as any lesser for his predilection, but something felt off about this whole thing.

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    Whenever Geralt visits the bathhouse, everyone makes assumptions about what he wants, and he ends up disappointed. But tonight, a stranger makes some perceptive guesses, and Geralt just might end up getting what he needs.

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    Lambert finds some unexpected company in a bathhouse.

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    On a quiet winter's night, a king and a queen had a child.

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    Eskel decides he needs to leave Kaer Morhen after the fight with the Hunt. Where will it take him? And will he be able to face his feelings he desperately tries to ignore.

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    For the "washing/cleaning each other" Yenralt Bingo prompt.

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    Jaskier sits up and finds himself facing a redheaded man who is looking at him with the same look of confusion that Jaskier is sure he’s wearing on his own face. It takes Jaskier a moment to register that familiar jawline, the cleft of his chin, the glorious, leather-clad thighs.

    “Geralt?” Jaskier whispers, hardly able to believe it.

    Geralt blinks at him with warm brown eyes that look nothing like the slit-pupiled yellow eyes Jaskier has written so many love poems about. “Who the fuck is Geralt?”

    When the djinn grants Geralt’s wish for peace by turning him human and erasing all his memories, he and Jaskier seek a mage’s help in reversing the spell. But Yennefer has her own agenda and things quickly grow complicated.

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    Jaskier sets his heart upon wooing his witcher using the five languages of love. It doesn't go smoothly. Also he tries so loud to love him, he cannot seem to hear that well.... Geralt has already been wooed (and decided he doesn't deserve him).
    They are really a pair of pining idiots in love who take forever to figure their shit out.

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    Geralt finds a world that already seems at arms length makes less and less sense after the loss of the woman he loves. He finds some in a sorceress he is better off steering clear of as well as an ally in a force he vehemently opposes, destiny. Geralt is adapting to survive, changing, if his love returns to him will they even recognize one another.

    -aka-
    My universe's take on season one.

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    Eskel faces a winter at Kaer Morhen without Lambert. When Geralt and Jaskier offer to help fill some of the void, he can't help but accept. Unfortunately, he's not yet fully versed in what he enjoys and wants as a submissive, and the scene doesn't go well.

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    Junod's eyes opened slowly and he felt a new warmth against his chest, a heaviness in his arms. Looking down, he frowned at Ivo's sleeping face, still scowling a little, even in his dreams. “Love you too, Prickly Bear.” I love you would have been the last words out of Ivo's mouth before he fell asleep, so they were always the first out of his own.

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    “I made sure to have something here for you to eat,” Ciri said quietly, not freeing the hand they had captive. “And I can heat you a bath, all you have to do is sit and soak, unwind some.”

     

    Cerys heaved a deep sigh, rolling her head to hear the joints of her neck pop. “Please. You may have to carry me to the bath.”

     

    Cerys has had a hell of a day, so Ciri pampers her a little, scrubs her down in the bath, feeds her some treats while she relaxes unbinds her hair, and gets the two of them to bed to sleep curled up together.

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    "What happened?"
    "Fought the selkimore." Jaskier stared at him in ingredulous silence for so long that Geralt squirmed uncomfortably and added, "Got swallowed."
    "You what?"

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    Geralt getting swallowed by the selkimore was an accident, but of course he can't just admit that.

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