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    A seemingly normal evening in Ten Forward cascades into utter chaos and embarrassing decay.
    Why is Picard mopping the floor with his designer shoes? Why is Riker threatened by a jumbo tablecloth? Nothing makes sense.

    Brought to you by intense sleep deprivation. Forgive me for this deranged monstrosity.

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    Suna signs up for a doctor assistant position due to his families nagging and meddling. One thing though, Suna absolutely dispises hospitals. The plain white walls, the feeling of being trapped, the knowledge that not everyone who enters a hospital gets to leave. He hates it.

    But, after getting to know the patients that now depended on him to keep them alive, he finds himself growing more concerned for them. It wasn't a good feeling, the sinking pit in his stomach that feared the day he walked in to the news of a lost friend. It clawed its way down his throat and haunted his very being.

    And he falls in love. Osamu is everything Suna has ever dreamed of for a future lover. He's beautiful, smart, funny, perfect in every way possible. And he was dying. Falling further into his hallucinations and delusions that the real world around him begins to fade, with him along with it.

    He needed to help these people. Stay with them and keep them alive. But, as weeks drag on, their sicknesses grow deadlier. Death clung to their skin like a purfume and grim acceptance fills their once hopeful eyes.

    But, maybe medicine and IV's weren't what they needed. Love cures everything afterall.

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    I read a lot of Chat Fics. Here's another one.
    This is pretty much based on Class 1-A Chat Room Shenanigans by CosmicZeb, and their work is undoubtedly better than mine, so check that out
    Get ready for incomprehensible chaos and lot's of gayness
    It's also my first work on Ao3 but I have more stories on Wattpad under the same username
    So yeah

     

    Iida tries to make a class group chat for the sole purpose of academics. Things do not go as planned. Not only do they immediately make a seperate class group chat, they immediately spiral into an abyss of chaos. There's no coming back out of this Rabbit Hole.

    (aka Jirou knows everyone is part of the Lgbtqia+ community in some way or another, sparing a few allies. So she names the new class group chat accordingly.)

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    "We stand upon the precipice of change. The world fears the inevitable plummet into the abyss. Watch for that moment and when it comes do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly."

    As Hawke faces down the Nightmare demon alone in the Fade he knows that this must be the moment which Flemeth foretold.

    He knows that he will fall...but will he learn to fly?

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    When Jack Sparrow was marooned on some godforsaken spit of land, he had no idea he'd be rescued a mere three days later by rum runners making their route. And among them, an old flame, no less...Just his luck.
    In a sorry and vengeful state, the fallen Captain must rely on old friends to pick him back up after officially hitting rock bottom.

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    Shortly after Sora awakens from his long slumber, Roxas breaks free and becomes a separate entity once more. Armed with a heart of his own and his true Keyblades, Oathkeeper and Oblivion, Roxas decides to combine forces with his "brother" and his companions, Donald Duck and Goofy, fighting alongside them during their adventures across the worlds as they continue the fight against the Heartless and the apparent newcomers in the ongoing struggles between the forces of light and darkness: the enigmatic group of Nobodies known as Organization XIII, a clandestine group that Roxas was once a member of until he decided to leave for a reason that's a bit muddled in his memory... and unfortunately for Roxas, there's only one way a member of the Organization would ever be allowed to depart from their ranks so easily.

    And yet, even with Roxas' aid in both combat and in solving the riddle of the Nobodies and Organization XIII, more, increasingly complicated and perplexing riddles begin to rise to the surface to take their place… like, who the heck is this "Ventus" or "Ven" guy people keep mistaking Roxas for?

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    After the Black Pearl again winds up in Crown Mesa with Jack, Lukas and R2 missing, Weiss, Belle, Junpei and Anakin go off in search of them, only to discover PAMA.

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    Dink suffers.

    In which:
    Time has a boombox
    Wild twerks
    Dink becomes confetti
    Kidzbop is played
    Time yeets himself off a cliff like twilight princess
    And much, much more.

    Why did I write this? Ideas from discord.

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    Between attempting to come to terms with loss and new responsibility as the possibility of war looms closer and closer each passing day, Hikari Sarutobi has come to the conclusion that every breath is a blessing and each new adventure is a gift that should not go unappreciated. Of course, she had also assumed all said breaths and adventures would take place in a world of Shinobi and hidden villages.

    But when she suddenly finds herself mysteriously summoned to a new world where she finds herself in the company of a Straw hatted rubber man calling himself her new Captain, an ambitious swordsman and a navigator with Beli in her eyes, it’s the instant start to an arduous odyssey.

    Hikari is determined to return to her own world, after all, Konoha, her clan and her comrades need her, if only the Straw Hat captain, his growing rambunctious crew and the friends they met along the way while navigating the high seas weren’t so good at burrowing into her heart.

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    Marinette tags along with Luka and his friends to a party. As its getting closer to the time for them to leave, she can't find her boyfriend.

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    It's not Norrington who rescues Elizabeth and Jack from the rum runners' island.

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    Angel becomes intrigued when he hears about an old fashioned party Alastor is attending. When Alastor reluctantly allows Angel to tag along and tolerates his presence, he realizes that there's more to Angel than meets the eye.

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    Poor Sherry has her work cut out mediating the others in her group chat. All she wants is for everyone to be friends, but they have different ideas.

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    You are Hayden, a hundred years old werewolf. You're living with your best friend Katarina, a vampire. The both of you are like siblings. But then , monsters emerge from M.Ebott. You finally propose your house for a few of those monsters. But living with monsters don't mean they will all accept you easily, especially that small skeleton...

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    Pansy Parkinson and Ginny Weasley just happen to be on the same boat excursion to an island where they encounter Jack Sparrow. While waiting for the boat to come back things get interesting.

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    If Zen and Izana Wistaria had a younger sister and a collection of scenarios following that. All one-shots that don’t connect to one another unless it is said that they are.

    99% of these revolve around OMORASHI and CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.

    you have been warned.

    PLEASE READ NOTES :)

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    A pirates' life is full of adventures, bulging treasure chests, and mysterious artifacts. They live on the sea, wild, free, and independent.
    Pirates enjoy freedom like no other.

    Since he could think, Katsuki had always dreamed of becoming a pirate and exploring the seas with his feral crew.
    After many years of hard work and surviving all sorts of dangerous adventures, he had fulfilled his dream.

    He was the captain of the Headless Demon, a pirate ship that was feared along the entire Royal Route.

    But because of some unfortunate circumstances, he is forced to carry a valuable cargo on board of his ship- a living and breathing cargo with blood-red hair and sharp teeth.

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    Alex is on her way to a pirate festival when her car goes off the side of a cliff. She is found by two dwarf princes. After convincing Thorin to let her tag along, she does what she does best. Roll with it.

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    A young woman from Earth somehow ends up in Mirkwood, very well knowing where and why she is there, but still trying to figure out how she got there and how to stay alive. Middle Earth was a world she grew up with, so indeed she knows who lives in the realms of Tolkien's universe, but as she herself ends up in Thranduil's Halls, she must figure out how to stay friends with the king and earn his trust, without spilling secrets that could ruin everything. Constantly suspicious of the woman's behaviour and her mystery, Thranduil's interest towards her grows, but her stubbornness and bold confidence that almost levels with his own, makes it hard for a relationship to evolve. As time passes, secrets spill and the woman must fight to upkeep any form of trust. Will she succeed? Will she reach her goal? Will she survive?

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    Side chapters from Sarcasm at its Finest that just didn't quite fit.

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    2/?
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