6 Works in Wheeler Dealers RPF

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    Mike is as pleased as punch with the rare FSM Syrena he has brought back from Poland; Edd not so much, knowing how hard it will be to source absolutely any spare parts for the car whatsoever. This is a discussion which continues in the bedroom.

    "You can be such a bastard, sometimes," Edd hummed into his ear as he slid down over his body, the bed rocking slightly, the headboard clattering against the wall, giving the plasterwork grief - and Mike gasped harshly, biting his lip so that he honestly couldn't answer, as he felt a mouth caressing the outer of his ear in-between sentences. "With some of the basket cases you bring me," he told him.

    "I don't mean to do it," he whimpered, becoming a tad shrill.

    "And how did you really expect me to find spare parts for a such obscure Communist-era Polish car, Michael? Hen's teeth and all that," came a growl, the grey-haired man clutching at the sheets, covering them both.

    He supposed Edd had a point. He usually did.

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    The number one question from Wheeler Dealers fans is always "Why do you never take Edd's labour costs into account?" But what they don't know is that Mike always pays Edd handsomely for a job well done - it's just a different kind of payment!

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    When Mike gives Edd free rein to spray their Lincoln Continental whatever colour he likes, he fears he would paint it orange when he thinks back to other wacky paint choices he's made in the past. Edd's insulted that Mike thinks he would ruin their beautiful American classic and tries to extort an, ahem, 'apology' out of him upon finding a quiet spot in the country and reclining the seats of the Continental.

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    Feeling a little lonely after months away from home while filming in the US, Mike is curious when he sees a local mechanic seeking sex on one of his internet car forums. He ends up contacting him and eventually agrees to meet up at a motel. Well, the mechanic only turns out to be his very own Edd!

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    When Mike decides to treat Edd to a ride around the Lotus Factory's very own track in their little electric blue Lotus Esprit, Edd is a little disheartened to find that he cannot actually fit into the driver's seat. But he convinces Mike to to make it up to him later, when they're all alone and in Mike's bed.

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    Mike and Edd have spent the afternoon parading the Porsche 993 they restored on Wheeler Dealers at a club drive-out in the Yorkshire Dales. During a long drive back to the workshop, they decide to take a rest at a motorway service station and have a little snooze. But when Mike wakes up all snuggled up to Edd, it stirs feelings he didn't even know he had. The temptation of touching his sleeping friend becomes a little too much to bear.

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