16 Works in Wheeler Dealers RPF

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    Ant knows there has been something on Mike's mind since Edd left the show. He finally plucks up the courage to ask him about it. A drabble.

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    A fic set after the 'split' - Edd's left the show at this point, and hasn't set foot in California since. He's only willing to take his driveable sofa invention to the SEMA show in America, because he knows that Mike will be over in England for the NEC car show. But he manages to misjudge his flight booking by one day, meaning that there will be an overlap - creating the opportunity for an unexpected reunion. It's a bit of an angsty one, this, but there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

    He kicked at the pavement edge with his large, polished black shoes - a formal edge to the casual shirt and jeans ensemble - trying not to scuff them as he did so. But he was worried; it was obvious. Without warning, a man swept up the grey-haired bundle of nerves in his arms, and brought him close to his chest - and met him with a deep, longing kiss.

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    There were many reasons to love a convertible - especially as a petrolhead - but Mike had other reasons for being a fan. Making love to a man who's 6'7" isn't easy in a small, enclosed space, you know.

    In most cases, Edd would have banged his head on the roof. With some taller vehicles, Edd could crane his neck into an awkward angle, but with sportier cars, he couldn't fit at all; with soft-tops, there were no restrictions.

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    Two men and their car break down at night in the middle of the desert and have no choice but to shack up together in a nearby dodgy motel. Yes my friends - it's that fic. Given the fact that Mike and Edd moved out to California to work on the cars in the later series, this story was bound to be inevitable from me. And did I mention there was only one room left? And though there were two beds, it was so cold that they had to share one? Oh yes.

    In America, and Mike couldn't stress this enough - there are some places you really don't want to break down. But if you really must test drive a sixty-odd-year old car with multiple intermittent problems out here in the desert, you really do run the risk of being forever stranded in the sand dunes.

    If they were going to be stranded in any desertous landscape, could they not have picked Las Vegas or Reno?

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    There was a low chuckle in the blackness. "And is that what you like?" Edd questioned, aware that Mike's hands were still all over him - it was hard to ignore it, "Tall and broad?"

    A drabble, where the pair drunkenly discuss their potential bisexuality by using car metaphors. Because what else?

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    It always chokes me up a little bit, given the falling out, when I watch the repeats and Mike calls Edd 'my Edd' - it shows the level of friendship that they had at one stage, and hopefully they'll make up and will have again sometime in the future. But this story is a slashy spin on it, of course - which will come as no surprise to anyone that knows me!

    ... So - the pair find themselves in quite an interesting situation: they accidentally bump into an ex-boyfriend of Edd's when Mike didn't know that even such a thing existed - on the drive home, Mike can't stop thinking about it... to the point that he needs to do something about it.

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    "As you can see, it's getting rather late and I'm going to have to burn the midnight oil if I'm going to get this ready in time for the MOT," Edd talked on, as he filmed his last piece to camera for the day - for a moment, he ventured out of the workshop and looked up to the dark sky.

    When Edd has to pull an all-nighter to get the work on their bright yellow Land Rover finished, he accidentally falls asleep in the workshop. Having seen that he's stopped texting him suddenly, Mike feels he has to go down there to make sure everything's alright. This story is the fluffiest ever thing ever. In the whole of fluffland.

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    I couldn't help myself - I love a bit of friction in my ships. These two seem to bicker rather a lot and something which regularly pops up in my fantasies is this: Mike thinks he's finally pushed Edd too far when the tall man gets angry and physical with him - but he doesn't want to fight when there's a much better way of relieving his tension.

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    He could feel the grooves of the vehicle's gnarled, rusted bed, wedged into his back. The bare metal was as cold as a Budweiser straight from the fridge, almost burning Mike's arms, making them feel numb. It was seriously uncomfortable - practically painful, actually, for his sore elbows. But he'd never had sex wearing his fur-hooded Parka coat - not even back in the UK - so he certainly wasn't going to make a habit of it here on the sunny Western US coast, where the nights were often more than scorching.

    Tonight, it may have been much cool outdoors temperature-wise, but it was all set to become a lot hotter in other ways, and didn't they just know it--

    An unexpected kiss whilst watching the sunset at Twin Peaks in California, following the test drive of the 'rat look' Ford F1 pick-up, ends up with the pair of them on the bed of the truck, making love in the rust and the grime. Well, when you need a bed - any old bed will do!

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    A sweet drabble in which Mike can't help himself when his gorgeous mechanic Edd is busy at work, bending over whilst fiddling under the bonnet, in a pair of rather tight jeans - displaying a lovely bottom! Cute and flirty.

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    Mike is as pleased as punch with the rare FSM Syrena he has brought back from Poland; Edd not so much, knowing how hard it will be to source absolutely any spare parts for the car whatsoever. This is a discussion which continues in the bedroom.

    "You can be such a bastard, sometimes," Edd hummed into his ear as he slid down over his body, the bed rocking slightly, the headboard clattering against the wall, giving the plasterwork grief. "With some of the basket cases you bring me," he told him.

    "I don't mean to do it," Mike whimpered, becoming a tad shrill.

    "And how did you really expect me to find spare parts for a such obscure Communist-era Polish car, Michael?"

    He supposed Edd had a point. He usually did.

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    The number one question from Wheeler Dealers fans is always "Why do you never take Edd's labour costs into account?" But what they don't know is that Mike always pays Edd handsomely for a job well done - it's just a different kind of payment!

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    When Mike gives Edd free rein to spray their Lincoln Continental whatever colour he likes, he fears he would paint it orange when he thinks back to other wacky paint choices he's made in the past. Edd's insulted that Mike thinks he would ruin their beautiful American classic and tries to extort an, ahem, 'apology' out of him upon finding a quiet spot in the country and reclining the seats of the Continental.

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    Feeling a little lonely after months away from home while filming in the US, Mike is curious when he sees a local mechanic seeking sex on one of his internet car forums. He ends up contacting him and eventually agrees to meet up at a motel. Well, the mechanic only turns out to be his very own Edd!

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    When Mike decides to treat Edd to a ride around the Lotus Factory's very own track in their little electric blue Lotus Esprit, Edd is a little disheartened to find that he cannot actually fit into the driver's seat. But he convinces Mike to to make it up to him later, when they're all alone and in Mike's bed.

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    Mike and Edd have spent the afternoon parading the Porsche 993 they restored on Wheeler Dealers at a club drive-out in the Yorkshire Dales. During a long drive back to the workshop, they decide to take a rest at a motorway service station and have a little snooze. But when Mike wakes up all snuggled up to Edd, it stirs feelings he didn't even know he had. The temptation of touching his sleeping friend becomes a little too much to bear.

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