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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    Guzma and Luna are from different worlds. Not… Literally, but you get what I mean. He’s a gang boss and she’s a world champion. But, opposites attract as you may know. Follow along as these two battle against their differences that sometimes get them into trouble. And maybe, they can have a happily ever after.

    Main character can also be changed to reader insert.

    I will try to update every Friday!

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    For the first time in a while the Wayne Family has managed to have a board game night without blowing something up. Stephanie is, quite frankly, shocked.

    And sure, Rachel and Jason may be flirting and Damian and Tim may be threatening each other, but it turns into a brilliant night. And who can blame her if she thinks Rachel and Jason are adorable together? Oneshot.

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    ❝A mad hatter with black eyes. A fugitive prince. A king who makes weird potions with weird stuff. And a Red king that wants your sanity. What could go wrong?❞

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    Optimus's predecessors have made many mistakes. Megatron has made many mistakes. Both have not realized that their little war was the work of a puppeteer from outside of their world. However, a few new faces in this war might just be the monkey wrench in the works needed to reveal the true masterminds behind the fall of Cybertron? Hope is a strange word in a civil war.

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    Lance tries to kill Keith and when Kolivan catches Lance before he shoots Keith through the heart he cuts all ties with Voltron. Ulaz and Kolivan figure it’s to dangerous for Keith to stay in the war and send him to Domino after finding out their old friend Xavier, the original heir to Domino’s throne, is Keith’s father. Oritel excepts to keep Keith there, well aware of the danger he’s in.

    Updates are weekly unless stated otherwise!

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    You are my sunshine....

    My only sunshine...

    You make me happy when the skies are gray...

    You'll never know, dear, how much I love you...

     

     

    Please...

     

     

    Don't take my sunshine away....

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    He hadn't meant to get trapped in the Faerie world, let alone serving such a selfish monarch, but Allen had long ago stopped questioning Fate.

    Not that it did him much good, in the end.

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    This was meant to be a small roleplay post and then it turned into a monster.

    I have no idea where this came from.

    "You, my boy, are the merging of two Spirits. The merging of Darkness and Death. The unholy offspring of two forces so powerful, that the day you were conceived the very sky shattered."

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    As King Ernest falls ill, his son Prince Henrik (known by those closest to him as Hunk) must assume the throne and run the country in his place. Keith is a young Paladin who tried a new type of drink and now he has no clue where he is. Their paths cross in an unlikely fashion and they begin an unusual friendship (ones says relationship says the other.)

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    Y yo qué sé, si quieres entrar, entra, si no, sigue pasando. Esto es lo que pasa cuando juntas café, CocaCola y horas tardías con WinterFrost y hartura de la gente que se queja porque los shippers del Thorki ahora les gusta [también, sí] el ThorQuill.

    Qué pesáos, macho, que es ficción. Duh.

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    Werewolves have been extinct for million of years, or so everyone thought. When one of them pops up, what will happen to the Sakamaki brothers and their (not very) peaceful lives?

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    Daniel Jackson knew about many things. Parasitic aliens, technology so advanced is was like magic. But actual magic being capable by humans never crossed his mind. In a way, magic wasn't real. Magic users just function higher, like the Ancients did on the way to Ascension. But the only ones who knew that were the Man Who Conquered and his bonded, Draco Malfoy. End game SLASH not HP/DM
    Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, just the situations I put them in.

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    Messi usually doesn't mind when he gets a new neighbor. He leaves them alone, and they leave him alone.
    These neighbors, however... well they're not your average neighbors. They have insanely loud sex.
    In short, Messi finally gets new neighbors that he minds.

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    Maybe he just likes some rather... special things and maybe he simply watched too many... special videos but why not trying something out?

    Or: The one in which Peter tries to seduce Tony in a subtle yet not so subtle way using some kinky aids.

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    "Peeves! Get out!" Snape bellowed at the cackling poltergeist, who zoomed out of the classroom with gleeful whoops of shameless delight- leaving Severus to clean up the ingredients that had spilled. Little did he know that Peeves had done more than just throw a few jars and vials across the room...
    AKA when Harry screws up and gets a lapful of purring Draco for a while, only to find that that's not the only problem these precious boys are going to face. Oh no - that's not even the half of it.
    ALSO - Filler chapter prompts/requests are open to suggestion, so please comment/message me! I'm looking to find a new title for this story as well, so I'm open to ideas :)
    ( ON HIATUS, SORRY XXX)

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    Endeavour Morse - or rather preferably, just Morse - has always been the absolute gentleman. Kind, honest, polite and genuine, Joan Thursday can't help but be enamoured by him.

    But, apparently, his head is unlikely to turn in her direction.

    Well. That's what she thinks, anyway.

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    Molly moves from the safety of her hometown to live to Cherrywood- the best place to live! - and finds all sorts of people and different personalities from what she's used to. A new start in life at a new town.

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    After weeks away on business, Yuzu returns home to find out that she and Mei have a visitor. After accidentally waking, their guest, what follows is a series of conversations that have Yuzu and Mei reliving some of their most difficult moments as a couple while keeping their family grounded.

    This is a post story headcanon I came up with! Please enjoy.

    BEWARE SPOILERS INSIDE!

    Changing to an m rating so please bookmark, comment or what have you to keep you posted.

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