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    Nicky and Joe have slept beside each other for over 900 years. From sleeping close out of necessity for survival to willingly being as close to one another as possible, here are some snippets of their most intimate moments.

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    In 1099, Nicolò is standing nearly waist-deep in the river, absorbed in scooping handfuls of water over his head. His ass is simply the most luscious thing Yusuf has seen in his life.

    In 1284, Nicolò is drunk, very handsy and not very concerned about who might see it. Yusuf reaches out, lets his fingertips relearn the texture of Nicolò’s skin.

    In 1408, Nicolò is standing at the top of a ladder balanced against a wall directly opposite where Yusuf sits. Yusuf isn’t sure exactly why Nicolò is up there but he’s appreciative of the view, nonetheless.

    In 1676, the feel of Nico's tight ass squirming on the end of his cock has Joseph gritting his teeth, praying for the fortitude to hold out for just another minute.

    In 1842, it's Joseph's birthday. He nibbles kisses into the supple skin of Nico’s lower back, around the froth of red ribbon that frames the plush curve of his ass.

    In 2020, Nicky is thinking about Malta. He takes Joe’s naked ass in his hands, squeezes and shapes the soft flesh, eyes trained on the hide-and-reveal peepshow. “Do you need more, Yusuf?”

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    Before he even registered what had happened, Joe was being bodily spun around and pressed to the opposite wall, Nicky bracketing him in from behind with arms and hips and thighs.
    “I know what you’re doing, and you can go ahead and mark it a success,” Nicky hissed in Arabic, his breath hot and enticing against the shell of Joe’s ear. He shivered, the rolling consonants and lilting syllables of Nicky’s unique Arabic tongue manifesting as a growl and a purr, going straight to Joe’s gut.
    “Now I’m going to take my time with you..."

    —or—
    This author's take on that time in Malta.

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    “Shhhh,” Yusuf releases Nicolò’s hair so he can wrap his hand around his throat. His long fingers holding him just a touch below too much, just enough for air to pass through, but not enough for words. “I know, my heart. I know.”

    Nicolò cannot tell what exactly Yusuf knows, but he trusts Yusuf with his life as well as with his death. Nicolò is his for Yusuf to do what he pleases, a blank canvas for him to tear apart and to put back together. Nicolò knows Yusuf could never damage him beyond repair.

    After Quỳnh, Yusuf is afraid of losing control. Nicolò is eager to help in any way that he can.
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    Centuries from now, in the Mediterranean archipelago, Zaiyah tells us the story of the men who came to visit her family, telling stories of their adventures as they walked the earth together. How they came into their lives, how they stayed, how they left, and the stone that remains in the dooryard of their family home.

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    Nile just wanted to know why Nicky, Joe and Andy kept betting each other about every damn thing. She makes the mistake of asking and they take great delight in weaving their tale with far more detail and diversions she ever thought possible.

    She learns it is the phrase "You can do better than that" that produced many lively bets and challenges over the centuries. We go on a journey with starting with Nicky and Joe betting they can kill the other better, then evolving to basic survival techniques. Meeting Andy and Quynh brings an added challenge because after you live for a couple centuries there isn't much you haven't mastered. The bets continue through time with learning art in the renaissance, poetry with Shakespeare, music with Mozart and ends when they discover the english translation of the Kama sutra.

    AKA living forever is boring so betting livens things up.

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    Little things that happen in Malta. Today and then.

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    Many times Nicky was being romantic throughout the years
    A collection of pencil sketches and arts and comics and ficlets. About The incurable romantic, Yusuf Al-Kaysani. And his moon, Nicolò di Genova, or the closeted romantic one.

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    'Actor Joe al-Kaysani Spotted in Malta with Mystery Man.' The public didn’t know about Nicky, that was what he wished for. Joe was all too happy to comply with his love’s wishes. Every so often, when they weren’t so careful, Joe’s ‘Mystery Man’ would make an appearance in the tabloids. No one ever got a clear photograph of him however.

     

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    For 10 years, Joe and Nicky managed to keep their relationship away from the public. However, right as they are about to break their silence someone else does so for them. They are left to grapple with the fact that their own narrative was taken from their hands. As they're attempting to figure out what their next option is, it seems that the universe has other plans for them.

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    “Please,” Nicolò says aloud, and Yusuf blinks, his full attention back to the small room around them. The summer air is heavy and stuffy, the salty smell from the sea lingering on their naked skin. Nicolò clenches around Yusuf’s fingers, and he feels his chest hollow, like his own heart had made it all the way up his throat.

    “Are you sure?” Yusuf chokes, somehow regretting his words from earlier, right after he managed to squeeze a fourth finger in and then declared, half-drunk in pleasure: You are taking it so well, my heart, I think... I think I could fit my whole hand inside of you.

    Or, that time in Malta.
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    Written for the Twelvetide Drabble Challenge 2020/2021, for the prompt 'rose', on 6th January 2021.

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    Probably not that time in Malta. But the first time in Malta.

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    "A few hundred steps from the gates, an arrow flies through the air and pierces Nicolò’s throat, the pointed tip ripping through his jugular between one blink and the next. He falls backward, choking on his own blood while his fellow crusaders march onward to the wall.

    He dies there, too ashamed to offer himself up to God, deciding instead to let his soul rot into the ground, let his body become a home to the insects and the flies.

    (In another universe, the archer is jostled at the last second and the arrow fails to find its mark. Yusuf al-Kaysani meets you at the wall. You kill each other, and then rise up from the dead and repeat the process.)"

    A story about forgiveness and letting go, in three parts.

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    Or, alternatively, Kaysanova Through The Ages.
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    Follow Yusuf and Nicolò’s lives and deaths from the day they met to after the close call with Merrick, navigating their relationship and the changing world throughout the millennia, shaping history, saving lives, influencing art, outcomes and maybe a few conspiracy theories.

    Watch them forge a bond unlike any has ever seen, unyielding in their devotion, not to any king, god or force, but each other—while still finding time to vacation to Malta.

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    Nine times Joe woke Nicky up throughout the years. And one time he didn't, (kind of).

    A collection of pencil sketches and arts and comics and ficlets.

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    November 1999-January 2000. After the grueling events of the 20th century, Joe comes to his breaking point in the ruins of Düzce. Nicky and Joe go to Malta to reconnect and escape a world and a century that feels overwhelming.

    But what did happen in Malta? - surprising nobody the answer is very soft, very healing sex. As the world, and Joe and Nicky, enter a new millennium, Nicky contemplates time and the threat of a new apocalypse.

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    “How long?” his love asked him.

    “We have a year before we rendezvous in San Francisco,” Joe said.

    Nicky laughed. “You want to be entirely at my mercy for that long?”

    “I am always at your mercy, Nico,” he said seriously.

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    14. So Good. Joe is good. Praise kink. Anal. Top Nicky.
    15. Bookmark. While working at a used bookshop, Nicky gets stuck. Joe to the rescue. Anal. Oral.

    Joe & Nicky's kinky Malta times. For Kinktober 2020. Chapters stand alone.

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    Cheiro no cangote -> Portoghese. strofinare la punta del naso sul collo della persona amata.
    Dal testo:
    "Joe inspirò a fondo, sentendo l'odore di Nicky risvegliare il suo cervello addormentato. Era inebriante, anche dopo mille anni e lo sarebbe stato ancora per molto. Si può essere dipendenti da un odore? Joe lo era di sicuro. Continuò a strofinare il naso su quella porzione di pelle, continuando a respirare il suo profumo e a perdersi ancora di più in esso."

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    Yusuf and Nicolò (finally!) honeymoon in Malta.

    Not a zombie in sight, a house all to themselves and all of time spread out before them…

    Well, what else are they going to get up to?

    Coda/epilogue to my long fic: Pride and Prejudice and Immortals (and Zombies). I'd say you don't have to read that to understand this (and you probably don't???) but it might make some parts make a bit more sense.

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    Nicky had an idea and pressed his mouth to Joe’s ear.

    In a low whisper he said “I’m gonna bend you over that counter and make you face the mirror so you’ll see every second of yourself being fucked hard. How about that?”

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