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Stefon is sick inside and going all cross-eyed like an old cat. He thought the night sky made him invincible, but really he's just another addict with a deathwish.
But Stefon doesn't mind too much — the Lower Lower East side has it's own embalmer anyways. -
Little Blurry Stars by DRHPaints
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Saturday Night Live Sketches, Weekend Update (SNL)
29 Jun 2022
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Stefon gyrated with the fitful finesse of a feather in a hurricane. Failing to anticipate his swerves, Seth anchored to his love handles, tentatively searching for the lighthouse of Stefon within the storm.
Closing the gap, Stefon aligned their hips. Wave of his body lapping the shores of Seth’s uncertainty. And fingers rowing him closer, Seth acclimated to the tide of their lust.
Knees bent and foreheads united, Stefon created a cowl around Seth with quivering arms. “Seth…”
Were he not mesmerized by Stefon’s lips, the single syllable would have been lost in the club’s rowdiness.
But Seth saw. Heard. Palms snaking up Stefon’s back. Breath shared and warm and sour.
“Kiss me.”
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After their Weekend Update slot for St. Patrick's Day, Seth invites Stefon out to a bar with the cast, only to end up at one of New York's hottest clubs. But when Stefon leaves him for a fresh fix, Seth is crushed. Seeking a dazed Stefon the next morning, Seth begs him to get help for his addiction.
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it’s a revolution (the time will come for us) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL)
26 May 2022
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"I don't care about any of this, baby. I don't care what they say or how much they claim to know us, because they don't. But I do. And I know that it's meant to be us."
Stefon exhaled shakily. "Seth, my pairing day is tomorrow."
"So is mine. But I don't give a fuck. I just want you."
"Failure to comply could result in banishment," Stefon's app suddenly piped up. Seth reached down and grabbed the phone, then tossed it against the wall opposite, shattering it.
"I just want you," Seth repeated.
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trying to find a part of me that you didn't touch by orphan_account
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL)
18 May 2022
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"We can't date each other," Stefon protests. "We just spent the entire night talking about how fucked up we both are and how neither of us has ever had a healthy relationship."
"So we'll be friends," Seth offers.
Stefon gives him a disbelieving look. "You really think we can just be friends?"
"There's no 'just' about it. Being friends is good - great, even."
Stefon still looks hesitant, but after a moment, he nods. "Fine. We'll be friends."
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My Weakness is Laid Bare by unacceptable_lobster
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
17 May 2022
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He’s long since stopped telling himself this is the last time. Stefon has his addictions, and Seth has his.
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It's Hard to Touch a State of Mind by unacceptable_lobster
Fandoms: Barry (TV 2018), Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live Sketches, Saturday Night Live
02 May 2022
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Two lost souls find comfort in a stranger for one night.
Felt unhinged, might delete later. This is the Barry/Stefon one night stand no one asked for. It's mostly porn. Pre-series Barry. Mid SNL Stefon. Stefon/Seth Meyers is extremely minor/background/more implied than anything. Please mind the tags.
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To Be Real by narrowmargins
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live Sketches, Saturday Night Live
02 May 2022
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When Stefon decides to leave Weekend Update, Seth begins to confront his feelings.
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Seth grabbed one of Stefon’s hands and slid it into his hair. “What I want from tonight is simple. I want you to start off by fucking my mouth -”
“Jesus,” was the strangled reply.
“ - and after that, I want you to do whatever you want with me. Seriously, whatever you want. The only rule is, I’m not allowed to come until you say so. No matter how much I beg.”
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an unrelated series of prompt fills - mostly fluff, sometimes angst, but always happy endings :'')
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time, mystical time (cuttin' me open, then healin' me fine) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL)
20 Apr 2022
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He hurried over to Stefon and grabbed him by the elbow. “What the hell is going on?” he demanded as he dragged them out onto the pool deck. “Am I dreaming? I can’t be high, we didn’t take anything last night.”
“It’s neither,” said Stefon miserably, and Seth stared at him, his stomach sinking, even though he still wasn’t sure what, exactly, there was to be upset about. “It’s Groundhog Day.”
“Excuse me?”
“Groundhog Day,” Stefon repeated. “We’re stuck in a time loop.”
It wasn’t 2003 anymore, but Seth still instinctively looked around for Ashton Kutcher.
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Live From New York: The Sexual Awakening of Pete Davidson by AMELIEMERCURY444
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Pete Davidson - Fandom, Kanye West (Musician), Kim Kardashian: Hollywood
05 Apr 2022
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Pete explores new feelings as he explores sexual freedom with his closest friends.
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Radio Nowhere by majorhtom
Fandoms: Late Night Host RPF, Pundit & Broadcast Journalist RPF (US), Weekend Update (SNL), Real News RPF
30 Mar 2022
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Formerly named The Trump Regime
In 2020, Trump won. Jon Stewart and his friends collectively decided that they aren’t going to accept totalitarian rule; a country in which dissenters are locked up in prison camps without trial.
Under cover of darkness, they rebel and form their own pirate radio station as they do their best to survive the Trump regime.Series
- Part 3 of Trumpstopia
- Part 1 of Late Night AU
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It's that thing where a stressed-out, workaholic writer is just going through the motions and then a twitchy, drugged-out club kid barges into his life and turns it all upside down in tornado of drugs, flashing lights, and glitter, and he feels awake for the first time in years.
It's that thing where a twitchy, drugged-out club kid is running from himself and everything else and calling it a party, and then a stressed-out, workaholic writer stumbles into his life and he can feel the ground under his feet for the first time in years.
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Thirty Seconds til Live by itotallyhaveworktodo
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
07 Feb 2022
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Kelsey left the suburbs for NYC looking to become more than another suburban nobody when she lands a dream job as a writer at NBC, first for Seth Meyers and then Weekend Update. Follow "Kels" as she navigates a high-pressure and high-stress job while also going through the growth and self-discovery of her 20s.
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- English
- Words:
- 358
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
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Your Eyes Are Like the Sea by itotallyhaveworktodo
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
04 Feb 2022
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Colin’s anxiety gets the best of him as he starts losing the battle of suppressing his emotions. Set in the 24 hours following the 1/22 Weekend Update.
Chapter 2 set 1/24.
This is an AU (no ScarJo & Cosmo)
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Sarah Sherman is my Hero by ClaireAnnabelleWhitetail
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live RPF
24 Jan 2022
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An alternate ending to the weekend update of January 22, 2022.
Sarah Sherman sets up Colin and Che, and fluff ensues. -
i've known you in every life i've lived by wanderlustnostalgia
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live, Weekend Update - Fandom
15 Jan 2022
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Seth, Stefon, and a series of alternate meetings.
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not too many, just enough by auriole
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live RPF
07 Jan 2022
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bill hader and seth meyers go for a walk.
stefon and seth have never spent so long in character. for seth, the edges start to blur.
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it's so tasty (come and chase me) by wanderlustnostalgia
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live, Weekend Update (SNL), The Great British Bake Off RPF
27 Dec 2021
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The moment Mel spotted the beanpole with the highlights and the tattooed shirt approaching the tent, looking like he'd stumbled out of a rave and hightailed it straight to Berkshire, she and Sue looked at each other and knew immediately that he would set the Great British Twitter Sphere ablaze.
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Two American ex-pats find love in a white tent, as told by Mel and Sue.
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i’m in a field of dandelions (wishing on every one) by angelica_barnes
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
21 Nov 2021
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Most people think that the one-year cast members were fired or confined to the writers’ room. That’s not true, most of the time. Most of the time the new kids leave because the stress is heavy enough to crush Atlas.
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It’s a few weeks from Christmas and Colin Jost thinks he might be losing his mind.
(It doesn't help that all of his co-workers are gay and stupid.)