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    Peter Parker. Broke college student, and neighborhood hero. Unfortunately, being Spider-Man isn't his only side job anymore.
    When Deadpool took up a job to take out Peter Parker, out of boredom from Spider-man being gone, he discovered the boy's struggle for money. Making it his mission to improve the boy's circumstances. While Peter grows fond of Wade, he feels there's still something missing. So what happens when Deadpool looks out for Peter, and Spider-man starts seeing Deadpool in a whole new light?
    It's the broke college kid sucks **** for money when the guy hired to kill him starts being his sugar daddy fic trope.
    This fic will range between silly, serious, and smutty.

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    4/8
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    187
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    44
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    A long endless highway, you're silent beside me, Drivin' a nightmare I can't escape from, Helplessly praying, the light isn't fadin', Hiding in the shock and the chill in my bones

    10 months after the snap, Wade has waited in the hopes that his baby boy will return, the remaining Avengers believe they can fix it they can set the balance right, unaware of what the consequences could be.

    Wade just wants the silence to be gone.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
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    49
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    864
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    Based off prompt #56: Wade is a huge fashion designer that no one has seen and Peter is hired to be his model.

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    "I got one of my sources tellin’ me Wade Wilson, fucking Deadpool, is going to make an appearance," Jameson says. "You know how big that is kid? That’s recluse coming out of a billion dollar hiding hole big. I want you on the ground floor, I want you taking the first goddamn picture of that pompous scarred sonofabitch and coming back here to print first thing, you got that?”

    Peter's head hurts.

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    9/?
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    401
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    748
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    Hello Kitty has no mouth. So does Deadpool to the Avengers. He's a silent killer, fabulous like a poison dart frog and deadly like prostate cancer, except he doesn't kill anymore because love happened.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    117
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    14
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    717
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    Ned and Conor try to navigate life in school and their feelings for each other after coming out! Lots of extra pining and drama cause the movie wasn't enough for me.

    This takes place after the events of the final game, and I try to expand on all these feelings between these boys cause I loved this movie.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    25
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    293
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    Basically a rewrite of the first Deadpool movie mixed with The Amazing Spider-Man movies. Or what if Wade had changed his plan and Peter had been the one delivering pizza to Jeremy the stalker.

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    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    158
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    1471
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    291
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    Peter Stark-Rogers gets dragged into going to a strip club by Ned and a couple of his college friends. The night was young and they managed to convince the study hard Peter to grab a few drinks and watch hot girls dance on poles. Peter was dreading the event, he would much rather be out patrolling the city as Spider-Man. He would just have to play along for his friends.
    However, the last thing Peter expected to see that night was an incredibly attractive, half-naked man with a mask on his face get up on stage and do his own dance.
    The Merc with a Mouth was well known for his mercenary jobs, but he was also well known as DP on the stage. Wade Wilson enjoyed his free time by dancing and sleeping around, so when he laid eyes on Peter, he was determined to get in his pants.
    This was going to be a tough night for Peter.

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    3/?
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    11
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    71
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    6
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    1073
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    "You're literally saying you don't want to hang out with me because now you have to live the way an adult is supposed to live"

    "I'm not saying that. I'm saying that now I have more things to worry about, so I don't really want to get involved with you. I have nothing against your way of life but I admit is a little distracting"

    "What do you mean distracting?! You don't know me Peter, it's been ten years, I changed, and I did it because of you!"

    Or Peter and Wade find each other after ten years and oh so many things changed but their feelings?! Not so much.

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    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
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    ища существованья смысыл
    внутри себя любовь ища
    пойми что счастье ведь не завтра
    а ща (с)

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    8
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    2
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    610
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    Wade's on a path of self destruction and self discovery. He's not sure if he's ready, and my dear reader, I'm not sure we are either.

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    4/9
    Comments:
    7
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    387
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    Framed for a felony drug charge while vying for an internship at Stark Industries, Peter Parker loses his scholarship, job opportunities, six months of freedom, and faith in the criminal justice system.

    Although Peter is still secretly Spider-man, he is now more commonly known as Mouse, a dishwasher at NYC's Hellhouse and Weasel’s unofficial messenger boy.

    We do what we must.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    You ever make some really terrible decisions while in college? I did. In fact, I, Nina Knight, made A LOT of bad decisions. Like I almost died decisions. I actually think I did die... But that's not the point. The point is you're about to hear the story about how I somehow became a member of the x-men and the chaotic journey I traveled to get there.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
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    17
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    2
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    When Peter’s aunt dies, he ends up in the custody of his mother’s brother. A man who he didn’t even realize existed until a few minutes before meeting him. Obviously there must be a reason for that, right? Aunt May and Uncle Ben wouldn’t have hidden another half of his family from him without one or two…

    But it turns out there were a whole lot of reasons. Each one worse than the one before. Seems like his Parker luck is catching up with him.

    But maybe some good can come from this in the long run? After all, what his new uncle doesn’t know won’t kill him. But it will probably bite Spider-Man in the ass if he isn’t careful.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    After an emotional break up with Alpha!Harry, Omega!Peter is determined to find his own way in the world.
    A heat that comes on too quickly lands him at Weasel's bar, the domain of one very Alpha Wade Wilson, who takes one look at Peter and knows they they are meant to be mates.
    Wade doesn't think Peter wants to be matched with an Alpha at all, much less an Alpha that looks like him, so he keeps things platonic, ignoring his feelings so Peter feels safe.
    Peter wants more from the Alpha than just a text messages and hilarious-but-inappropriate jokes and over drinks one night, he asks Wade to share his next heat.
    Was finding real love as easy as a chance meeting at a crappy bar?

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    “He wants me to hold him.” Wade folded his arms and ducked his chin. “I don’t know how to do that.”

    "I can google it for you?” Weasel shrugged. “But you just sorta put your arms around him and squeeze. Kindergarten stuff, right?”

    The Alpha scowled. "I want to hold him, I just can’t.”

    “Oh you mean because of the old avocado hate f*cking another avocado thing?” Weasel pointed to Wades face. “Don’t sweat it, I hear millennials love avocados. He should be fine.”

    "You're the worst."

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    124
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    873
    Bookmarks:
    160
    Hits:
    6420
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    Mazikeen is Sam and Dean's older demonic half sister. John's first born. And the one that sold her soul for Sam's life.

    Now she's on her own, working as a bounty hunter and a mercenary.

    The fun starts when the humans actually ask for her help in stopping Loki's invasion; but problems arise when Mazikeen starts to have stirrings for the Jotun in Asgardian disguise.

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    English
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    8,149
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    721
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    Peter spends his life looking forward to the day his timer will run out and he’ll finally meet his soulmate until it actually happens and his soulmate turns out to be a shady bar owner who doesn’t really want anything to do with Peter at all.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
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    peter parker- twenty. struggling college student, barista, best friend, nephew. meet wade wilson- thirty-two, mercenary, obnoxiously rich and honestly? just obnoxious in general.

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    7,462
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    366
    Bookmarks:
    53
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    4471
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    Wade and Peter are friends--just friends--but when a run-in with an unfamiliar villain gives Peter an unexpected ability, things might get a little complicated.

    AKA rip in pieces Wade Wilson

    Language:
    English
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    15,401
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    2457
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    I should really stop, huh? Oh well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    319
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    60
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    Peter Parker finally returns home after being on the run for almost a year. He's excited to live in the Avengers compound with his family and heroes, but everyone knows that it's not easy to adjust to a life in the public eye. Peter may think all is well and great, but his guardians know otherwise. Especially when a person from Peter's parents' past makes a return that certainly promises danger to the young hero.

    From the perspectives of Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Happy Hogan, Shuri and others!

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    Chapters:
    33/35
    Comments:
    541
    Kudos:
    1242
    Bookmarks:
    199
    Hits:
    43852

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