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    Basically a rewrite of the Deadpool movie mixed The Amazing Spider-man movies. Or what if Wade had changed his plan and Peter had been the one delivering pizza to Jeremy the stalker.

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    English
    Words:
    54,574
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    106
    Kudos:
    850
    Bookmarks:
    179
    Hits:
    9679
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    One night, Deadpool sees Spider-Man's face and then kisses him, sparking something unbreakable between them.

    Meanwhile, Peter Parker meets Wade Wilson on Tinder, unaware of the fact that he already knows Wade very intimately indeed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,468
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    518
    Kudos:
    848
    Bookmarks:
    162
    Hits:
    10441
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    Peter is a piss poor grad school student who meets Wade on the rooftop he studies when Wade is on a stake out. They inadvertently become friends when Wade keeps showing up on the rooftop, and Peter keeps studying up there. Meanwhile, Spiderman is bent on finding Deadpool after discovering he committed four gruesome murders in Columbia University. While Peter struggles with a broken relationship and balancing life, Wade starts falling for Peter. Hard.
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,260
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1517
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    The Avengers find themselves at a dingy bar in Canada occuppied by hitmen, mercernaries and business propositions alike. Sam Wilson is surprised that something can put a look of disgust on Natasha's face.

    Weasel was slightly intimidated by the fact that this 'Black Widow' chick was able to make some of the strongest dudes in there cower at her glare. He was also kind of into that chick who looked like a less angry Rosie O' Donnell- not that he would ever admit that to Wade.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,450
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    2990
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    Peter Parker finally returns home after being on the run for almost a year. He's excited to live in the Avengers compound with his family and heroes, but everyone knows that it's not easy to adjust to a life in the public eye. Peter may think all is well and great, but his guardians know otherwise. Especially when a person from Peter's parents' past makes a return that certainly promises danger to the young hero.

    From the perspectives of Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Happy Hogan, Shuri and others!

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    131,076
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    361
    Kudos:
    866
    Bookmarks:
    148
    Hits:
    28460
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    Peter is in love with Tony, Tony is marrying Pepper, May feigns obliviousness, and Wade is a bad influence and a flirt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,511
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    445
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    Cable had never seen another convict like him before. A weirdo who could take a metal fist to the face and hop back up with a smile firmly in place. He almost found the guy’s resilience hot as shit too. If only the mutant in the strangely tight prison jumpsuit wasn’t trying to keep him from his mission of nipping the problem of ‘Fire Fist still existing’ in the prepubescent bud.

    Sequel to Waiting Around To Die!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,000
    Chapters:
    6/11
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    736
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    Far in the Southwest, on the edge of the desert, lies a little town called Prosperity. It's a humble little town, not much to look at, but it has secrets to it - secrets that could tear the town to the ground.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,595
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    508
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    One evening, a vigilante who has her hands full in protecting innocents crosses paths with a certain motor-mouthed mercenary. Soon, an unexpected bond forms between them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,981
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    750
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    “Alright, my fellow mercenaries, place your bets and hold onto your dicks, ‘cause it’s Deadpool time.”

    Wade is a famous YouTuber just trying to get his head to make a little more sense. Peter is Michelle's cameraman for her Youtube channel who's too sweet for his own good. One fateful collaboration between the two channels brings these two goofballs together and changes everything...for better and for worse.

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    "Wade. What the literal fuck."

    "In my defense, I never actually specified what tools we could use. So, technically, using knives was well within the bounds of the rules."

    "Again. What the fuck, Wade."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,069
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1589
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    Wade held Peter tighter than he ever had before because maybe, if he held tight enough, Peter won't run away this time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,760
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    371
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    When a series of murders take place, Peter Parker goes undercover in Sister Margaret’s to get intel on Tony Stark’s prime suspect: Deadpool. Except, Peter is horrible at lying and this seems like a dreadful idea. Peter goes in hoping to get enough information so that Spider-Man can save the day, but like everything in Peter’s life, it becomes a bit more complicated than that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,212
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    463
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    3796
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    “So what you’re telling me is that there are these dildos in the future— I’m so tickled about that by the way, that the world has gone completely Crapsack but people still bone with toys that should be name branded and hey do you think I can trademark my dick— and the myth goes that they’re actually real fucking dicks that Apocalypse cut off a guy.”

    Nate slings an arm over his eyes and mutters at the ceiling. “The stories go that he grew them back every night. Kinda like your Prometheus.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,631
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    819
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    Tony Stark had known it had been a bad idea to get out of bed that morning, it had been over a year since Steve had left and he just wanted to curl up and forget the world. However fate is a bitch and despite Tony's uncertainty's there is a lot more out there. Will he and Steve be able to work out their differences, or will the Avengers truly fall apart once more. Safe to say, it wasn't going to be easy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,336
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    236
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    Peter didn’t have a place to call home, not really.

    When Peter started coming to Sister Margaret’s at 13, Wade took it upon himself to befriend the child. As they grew to know each other, Wade found out about Peter’s life and again, took it upon himself to look after Peter himself. When Wade left because of his cancer, Peter was devastated, but carried on. Years later they reunite, but the bond they built was broken. A series of events happen as they attempt to reconnect, but life doesn’t make it easy

    (Aka A story where Peter and Wade know each other before their powers)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,651
    Chapters:
    3/22
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    657
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    Cable knows that saving the future is a full-time job. Wade totally gets that, too. You know what makes saving the future even better? Making sure that the present doesn't suck while you do it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,336
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    313
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    Nathan ends up dragged into playing an online game by Neena, who for some reason decided that teaching him the basic wasn't her job, and ends up trying to understand all of it all by himself only to find out that he sucks at it.

    Then enters Wade, or CaptainDeadpool, an experienced player who really was just bored and took a liking out of Nathan. Thus begins an amazing friendship full of all-nighters, skype convos and midnight snacks. Also pining. Lots and lots of pining.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,501
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1459
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    The choice between love and duty, the heart and the head. It is just a choice, yet there is no such thing as an easy choice, for some choices are a matter of life and death.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,928
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    6844
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    Fanart accompanied by a very short story. Set soon after the events of Infinity War.
    Thanos wiped out half the universe. But he didn’t leave the rest untouched. Deadpool is expecting Spiderman to show up to their regular patrol.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    229
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    360
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    Peter Parker works four jobs and is generally angry at the state of the world. Then he meets a veteran with radical notions about social justice. And they both love Judy Garland.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,218
    Chapters:
    10/15
    Comments:
    333
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    4118

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