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    .oOo.

    When a stupidly handsome patient with a persistent streak of injuries he mysteriously gets better from walks into Bucky's life? He about loses his mind.

    His biggest regret?

    Not being able to stay the hell away from him.

    OR

    That long awaited as fuck prequel I mentioned forever ago to The Doctor & The Captain.

    .oOo.

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    When Peter’s aunt dies, he ends up in the custody of his mother’s brother. A man who he didn’t even realize existed until a few minutes before meeting him. Obviously there must be a reason for that, right? Aunt May and Uncle Ben wouldn’t have hidden another half of his family from him without one or two…

    But it turns out there were a whole lot of reasons. Each one worse than the one before. Seems like his Parker luck is catching up with him.

    But maybe some good can come from this in the long run? After all, what his new uncle doesn’t know won’t kill him. But it will probably bite Spider-Man in the ass if he isn’t careful.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    "After an especially gruesome assault, Bucky Barnes is so traumatized that he pushes away everyone close to him. After initially clashing with the victim, NYPD policeman Steve Rogers dedicates his time and effort to finding the assailant, even going as far as risking his career."

    (TW): This fic will contain references to and graphic depictions of both sexual assault and the stages of recovery after having experienced it.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
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    30
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    11
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    Peter manages to get himself in a sticky situation, and the infamous Merc with a Mouth just so happens to be in the neighborhood.

    Title Inspired by the song ‘Sunflower’ by Post Malone and Swae Lee

    Beta: CreativeRose
    She’s a lesbian empress with a fenominal pair of tattas. Check her out, she’s pretty fucking cool.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Peter’s internship at Octavius Labs was going great until Norman Osborn burst through the door and threatened their entire work. Meanwhile, Wade is tracking down the mysterious culprit behind a new mutant drug that could either cure a laundry list of dangerous diseases or infect the masses with a deadly plague. Can both Spiderman and Deadpool do what they have to or will their relationship be put through the wringer?

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    30,662
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
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    154
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    Wade Wilson is a time traveler. Ever since he got cancer, he's been going back in time to try to stop himself from meeting his husband, Peter Parker.

    ****
    This is an authorized English translation of 河 by Valkyrie (you can find her under the same name on lofter. com), and it was originally written in Chinese. It is a very popular work among Chinese fanbase, so I want to share it with you.

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    1/4
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    2
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    Wade is gone and Peter is broken.

    Deadpool is killing again and Spider-Man is… Different. They’ve fallen out of sync, and it seems like attempting the impossible to try clawing their way back to how it was before.

    If they find a way back to each other, will the pieces still fit? Or will the trust between them be too broken to mend?

    ***

    Sequel to I Think I Might've Inhaled You.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    peter parker- twenty. struggling college student, barista, best friend, nephew. meet wade wilson- thirty-two, mercenary, obnoxiously rich and honestly? just obnoxious in general.

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    5,548
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    255
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    43
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    Death is just the beginning, especially when Death is involved. Follow our plucky OC as she and her thought boxes meet Deadpool and his thought boxes. Satisfaction Guaranteed: If you are satisfied by bad puns, bad dirty jokes, and bad 90's references.

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    Chapters:
    28/?
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    108
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    17
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    A collection of short drabbles I've written over on Tumblr. Each chapter is a stand alone, rating and applicable tags posted in the notes of each chapter. New: 17-20

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    Spider-Man becomes reluctant friends with Deadpool. And although he disapproves of mostly everything Deadpool does - he can still see the good in him - despite how deeply damaged the man is.

    People are disappearing in the city, and nobody, not even Mr. Stark, notices. So, that is how he and Deadpool end up working as team. And that is how he ends up in an evil looking laboratory. And how he ends up being zapped seven years into the past, looking at a fresh faced blond named Wade Wilson.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    Basically a rewrite of the first Deadpool movie mixed The Amazing Spider-man movies. Or what if Wade had changed his plan and Peter had been the one delivering pizza to Jeremy the stalker.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
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    Peter Parker is not your everyday college student. He's a superhero for one, and an omega superhero at that. Something that he finds is not too common. Regardless of his second gender, Peter has always made it his duty to help others, whatever the cost. Whether that be jumping into a burning building, or working as a maid for his friend's client.

    Peter finds that his hero and civilian life is quickly turned upside down as old flames come back to haunt him and new possibilities arise. And with a new anti-hero in town, Peter isn't sure just how much he can take. But he knows that he must give everything he's got.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    Peter Parker isn't going through a midlife crisis. Everyone goes through a phase of mental panic after graduating college. Right? Probably. It doesn't matter. Spider-Man doesn't get to have midlife crises. He has a job to do.

    If it happens to be a job crossing the country in a bulletproof SUV with a crazy mercenary to deliver a totally-not-suspicious stack of files, then so be it. It's not a crazy job. This isn't a midlife crisis. He's fine. Everything's fine. He's survived worse, he can survive this.

    It's only a forty-three hour drive.

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    7/?
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    72
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    The year is 1965. The place is New York City. Peter Parker is a photographer, journalist and comic creator for the Daily Bugle. He wants to save the world from itself, he just doesn’t know how. Times are volatile with the Vietnam War in full swing and man shooting for the moon. In the space of a night, his life devolves into chaos when Wade Wilson comes crashing through his front door with a handful of mystery assailants in tow.

    Or a gritty no-powers AU where Peter Parker is a journalist fighting for peace and writing Spider-man comics. While Wade Wilson is an ex-special forces mercenary who doesn’t know the definition of morality. They have a lot to learn from each other.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
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    57
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    9
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    In which Peter wasn't bit on accident and instead a lab rat for Weapon X. And Wade Wilson feels obligated take in the boy in and protect him, even when Shield comes lookin'.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    20
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    243
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    1911
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    Once Upon a time, there was a beauty and a beast. Or would Cinderella be closer? Once upon a time there was a little mermaid?

    None of the fairy tales really seemed to fit their situation: one was a hero, and one was a merc paid eighty thousand bucks to take him out. Wade was confident, though, that he'd work it out: love at first sight was straight out of a storybook, and he would get a happy ending out of this if it killed him.

    As long as he could keep Spider-Man from ending up dead in the meantime, everything should be fine.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    17
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    Peter didn’t have a place to call home, not really.

    When Peter started coming to Sister Margaret’s at 13, Wade took it upon himself to befriend the child. As they grew to know each other, Wade found out about Peter’s life and again, took it upon himself to look after Peter himself. When Wade left because of his cancer, Peter was devastated, but carried on. Years later they reunite, but the bond they built was broken. A series of events happen as they attempt to reconnect, but life doesn’t make it easy

    (Aka A story where Peter and Wade know each other before their powers)

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    Chapters:
    5/25
    Comments:
    40
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    153
    Bookmarks:
    42
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    1517
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    .oOo.

    Bucky Barnes has had 5 pregnancy scares in his life. 3 of which, the girls were actually pregnant. 1 of which had an abortion before he could ever have a chance to think about it. 2 of which, the kids were not his (yeah, he sure knows how to pick em') in which 1, he didn't find out till the kid was actually almost a year old (bitch) which made him more suspicious about the last one, but at least she was honest (they weren't committed, pretty open relationship). 6 in total, if you count the time he was worried about his sister Becca because of the prick she was dating then.

    None of which he might be the one who was pregnant.

    .oOo.

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    Words:
    136,871
    Chapters:
    65/?
    Comments:
    831
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    480
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    26704
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    James Barnes accidentally stumbles upon a bar called Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Girls and meets a mouthy mercenary who just screams trouble, but perhaps is just the kind of trouble he needs.

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    31,466
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    23
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    124
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
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