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    Wade's trying to be a better person even though the universe is clearly rooting against him, but he's gotta do it. He doesn't have a choice anymore. It's either this or let her grow up thinking she wasn't worth trying for.

    I never made it explicitly clear that this is an alternate universe (specifically like the future of a highschool au with Peter, Johnny, Gwen, and MJ). So if things don't match up with the official timeline...don't worry about it? Marvel has like a thousand official timelines.

    EDIT 06/15/17: take a look under the tags [ #ibt ] or [ #fic: i've been thinking ] on ghostnasalspray.tumblr for updates, sneak peeks, and the joys/woes of writing.

    EDIT 03/30/18: HIATUS IS OFF,,,, i am returned, rejuvenated

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    22/?
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    567
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    89
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    Le plus effrayant quand on est seul, c'est que quelqu'un puisse entrer dans votre vie, et ne pas rester.

    Language:
    Français
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    25,235
    Chapters:
    7/15
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    4
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    Peter has enough problems with high school, friendship complications, an internship at Oscorp, and his arachnid alter ego. Throw in a merc with a mouth covered in unfairly sexy red spandex, and things get a little crazy.

    Wade just wants to talk shit with his friend Weasel, eat tacos, listen to bad tween pop music, and participate in some soft-core torture and murder. When a certain little spider swings into his life, things get complicated.

    Spider-Man saves people. Deadpool kills them. An unlikely friendship (and maybe more) forms, but will it still work when the masks come off?

    Language:
    English
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    207,990
    Chapters:
    17/17
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    1191
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    1454
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    327
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    When Tony Stark was 28, he made a mistake. At the time he had thought only one part was a mistake, but it was how he had reacted that had been the mistake. Once he realizes this, Peter Parker Stark would become the best thing in his life.

    Language:
    English
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    5/?
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    Życie Petera nie mogłoby wyglądać lepiej - jest zakochany, przeprowadził się i lada dzień zaczyna wymarzone studia oraz staż. Gdyby tylko to ugryzienie pająka nie było takie niezwykłe. Peter nie ma pojęcia co robić z nowo odkrytymi mocami. Są fajne, ale i niebezpieczne, boi się, że zrobi nimi krzywdę ludziom, których chce ratować. Bycie pomocnikiem Deadpoola było łatwe, bycie równym mu partnerem wydaje się być trudniejsze i Peter nie jest pewny czy jest i czy w ogóle kiedykolwiek będzie gotowy na bycie takim samym bohaterem. Tylko czy to w porządku posiadać takie zdolności i ukrywać je przed światem? I czy może sobie pozwolić na ich ukrywanie, gdy zależy od nich życie nie tylko obcych mu ludzi, ale i jego bliskich?

    Series
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    Polski
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    329,439
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    17/27
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    87
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    181
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    8
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    2718
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    Heimdall had a daughter but on one of her trips to Earth she gets captured by Hydra and is forced to become a second Winter Solider. She loves him through it all but on a mission in Hell's Kitchen she gets jumped by the Devil in Hell's Kitchen and is set free so she can be with her mates and children.

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    English
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    10/?
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    3
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    33
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    4
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    1132
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    Death is just the beginning, especially when Death is involved. Follow our plucky OC as she and her thought boxes meet Deadpool and his thought boxes. Satisfaction Guaranteed: If you are satisfied by bad puns, bad dirty jokes, and bad 90's references.

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    English
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    3,905
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    6
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    1
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    Due to his boyish face and small physique, Peter was often forced to be a recipient of social treatment which wasn’t appropriate for his age or capability, like getting misunderstood, babied or protected. It was really frustrating. However, he could tolerate this embarrassing ordeal any day. Only one thing that he couldn't stand: don't get recognized as Wade's boyfriend.

    *edited: Chapter 2 Summary: Peter really had no ideas why the Avengers was so overprotective of him. Then, let see their real reasons.
    (Thank you LazyFangirlCat for suggesting this wonderful prompt! :)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/5
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    1489
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    246
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    Peter was having a strange streak of good luck. He moved to a new school and he didn't get punched on the first day. His new town was warm and sunny and the new house was perfect. He had finally made some friends and even had good teachers. Aunt May loved her new job. Things were going almost too well.

    Luckily, Wade Wilson is more than happy to step in and ruin all of it with four stupid words.

    "You're in my seat."

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    15/15
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    666
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    1891
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    Arya was never one to catch boys attention, not like her sister, Sansa. But when she finds herself pregnant by her secret boyfriend, Aegon Targareyn she risks herself and her family's safety if she reveals their relationship. Add on top of that, a best friend who's in love with her, a brother who's a secret Targareyn, and a sister who may not like boys as much as Arya originally thought.

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    5/?
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    200
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    16
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    Weasel thinks he may, in fact, be suicidal. No, not literally, but he thinks that custom making weaponry for a lethal, murder-happy and indisputably insane mercenary and leaving it at his house for Valentine's day might count.

    Language:
    English
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    6,326
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    10
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    1
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    One false lead and a terrible accident are set to push them closer than expected.
    The one in which Peter and Wade turned into best friends over the years, until one fateful day changed things forever.

    Language:
    English
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    29,554
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    139
    Kudos:
    384
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    64
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    Peter Parker didn't mean to say what he did, or did he?

    We all know love works in mysterious ways, none more mysterious than one loud mouth merc.
    Peter can't control his actions anymore than Deadpool can control his crazy.
    So the question being,
    will this be the end of something already bad or the start of something incredible? Is he stupid or in love? Or both?

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    English
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    19,824
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1045
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    A happy au where everyone is alive and friends and I mean like pretty much the whole MCU here

     

    (Including Tom hiddleston for some reason don't question me)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    2
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    The choice between love and duty, the heart and the head. It is just a choice, yet there is no such thing as an easy choice, for some choices are a matter of life and death.

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    English
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    55,677
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    88
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    114
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    20
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    6211
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    He broke her heart when she was seventeen and now he had the nerve to ruin her mission. If Jon thought she wold back down just like that he must not have remembered her very well because Arya always got her kill.

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    2,888
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    9
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    21
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    4
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    534
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    Wade meets a Cute new waiter at Weasel's Bar. Him being ace isn't a deal breaker for a certain Merc with a mouth

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
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    205
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3090
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    Taking place before civil war, Lauren is a high school student at Midtown high school in New York. She's also just happens to be Tony Starks niece. Despite what everyone says she's close friends with Peter Parker who also happens to be her high school crush but she has no idea that he's the infamous Spider-Man. When they go head to head at the fight at the airport will they end up liking or hating each other's other persona's.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,177
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    3745
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    Peter went through the greatest loses of his relatively short life in a relatively short time span. There is nothing that he wants to do more than to just sleep and forget, but his mind and the world won't let him. Wade just wants to help but Spiderman keeps their relationship at a distance. However, Peter survives a close call by the skin of his teeth because of Deadpool and the beginnings of a relationship take root.

    "You know you suck at summaries, right?"

    Well yeah, obviously Deadpool. I don't know how to summary.

    "Just let me write it. Ahem, 'Spidey has the best ass and I'd do anything for that ass, especially un-alive a lot of people.' There, that's much better."

    I don't think you understand the art of summaries either.

    "I am offended! I will have you know that I am a patron of the written verse!"

    Oh, you slay me.

    "Damn right!"

    Do you understand what sarcasm is?

    "What? Can't hear you, I'm... through.... tunnel. Bye!"

    I can still see you.

    "Can't talk, killing people for hurting Spidey!"

    Deadpool no- augh, he's gone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,043
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    491
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    136
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    Wade goes to bar.

    Weasel hired another fucking bartender.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,792
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    110
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    299
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    3982

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