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    Peter finds himself in a new school. Despite his first thoughts, the things are going really well for him.
    That is until he meets a certain jock, and now he can't find a way out of his attention.

    Would Peter be able to bear with Wade's personality at least a little bit?
    And what brings Wade back to the mysterious and cute nerd?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    24
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    113
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    18
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    Peter and May were there the day Ben was shot. Peter ran - he was seven, who could blame him? Except now he's gone missing and been informally adopted by one Wade Wilson. It may be dangerous, being a mercenary's kid, but Wade sees potential. The kid is bright, and he'll be damned if harm comes to him.

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    English
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    5,386
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    537
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    Nate works the graveyard shift at 7-Eleven, and Wade’s a flirty, delusional mercenary who likes 69¢ slurpee refills and believes that the man with the war wounds and gleaming metal prosthetic arm is in love with him.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    56
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    143
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1451
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    Peter Parker was completely fine with small-time crime and simple muggings and robberies, but then the infamous Deadpool had to come along and mess everything up. Between the constant flirtatious barrage Wade Wilson was giving him as both Spider-Man and Peter Parker, he's not quite sure what to do with himself.

    Or the one where Petey and Wade solve a string of murders and hunt down serial killers together while being cute and domestic-ish. Well, as domestic as you can get with mundane flesh wounds and Mario Kart.

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    English
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    76,353
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    400
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    4810
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    Short stories revolving around the theme of the stocks, which seem to be the Pendragons' favorite method of punishing people. Some of them will be funny or sweet, while others will be more serious and angsty. Not all of them will feature the main cast. I seem to be building up my own cast of original characters who feel like popping in for their own say occasionally. Warning tags are in the beginning notes of each chapter.

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    English
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    41,555
    Chapters:
    47/50
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    588
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    Requested by @SauceFactory on Tumblr. This is not my ship, but I couldn't pass it up.
    SpideyPool/ Howl's Moving Castle AU

    Peter Parker is a twenty-something lab technician at Oscorp. By night he's a blue and red blur through the streets of Queens as its Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

    Peter is in a funk and his family is concerned. Then aliens attack and he goes on the run. For some reason he follows a homeless person down an alley in Hell's Kitchen, and, well, that's where things get really weird.

    Wade Wilson is happily shooting and maiming his way through any contract Weasel passes his way. He's an assassin so it's totally cool. It's not like he's murdering people for fun. No, he's doing it for fun, and he's getting paid. Everything is fine.

    It's not. His failed stint with the X-men may have hurt his feelings more than he thought. Knowing Colossus was disappointed in him didn't help. Then, well, this boy walks into Sister Margaret's and that's when things get, Facebook profile officially changed, complicated.

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    English
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    8,238
    Chapters:
    3/21
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    396
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    Wade Wilson is the uptight, over-stressed head editor of the popular social media company, Marvelous Captions, who wants nothing more than to be his slightly dick-ish and humorous self, but it's hard to be when he's gearing up for a new promotion, trying to lead his company towards success, and being told he's going to be deported back to Canada. And if there's one thing Wade can't do, it's go back.

    Peter Parker is Wade's fresh-from-college assistant and is one of the company's photographers. With his boyish charm and oblivious qualities, he might just be able to convince everyone he's going out with his boss.

    But that also means visiting Peter's family across the states to convince them Wade's not just a harsh boss who only laughs at dick jokes and that he's definitely not getting deported to Canada anytime soon.

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    English
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    3,114
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    164
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    Oh come on. Wasn’t bad enough he was finally dying? Now some weirdo made at least one quarter out of indestructible metal had to invade his new digs (read: super mutant prison) and threaten to kill the baby faced, fire flinging pre-teen ‘the man’ had locked him up and thrown away the key with.
    The only saving grace of the whole messed up situation? At least the hyper violent Hobo With A Shotgun had the hots for him.

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    English
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    5,529
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Peter knew there was something not right with him. Why did his heart skip a beat everytime he felt Wade's eyes on him? Was he in love? If so would he fight for this love? Would he be able to win the merc's heart over Vanessa? So many questions but not enough answers.
    Yes. He was going to do everything it took to make Wade his. He was willing to go all the way even if that meant doing things a normal 16-year-old boy shouldn't do.
    "Prepare youself, Deadpool! You're going to be mine!" Peter mumbled under his breath. He was ready. "It's now or never..." he told himself.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1486
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    Le plus effrayant quand on est seul, c'est que quelqu'un puisse entrer dans votre vie, et ne pas rester.

    Language:
    Français
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    59,682
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    495
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    “I thought you ordered a sexbot,” Al said once Wade let himself into the apartment.

    “Did you go through my mail again?” Wade paused. “Did you literally do my mail?”

    Al’s face crinkled in annoyance. “Ugh. Lord, no. I meant. I didn’t think 'Terminator Action Figure' was your type. Shows you what I know eh?”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    255
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1228
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    The prince must climb up the high tower to fetch his fair maiden. Opps wrong story.

    Or right story, considering that Deadpool is climbing up the Avengers tower to see a certain someone. He has only one goal in life, it's not even to scarf down tacos this time. Nope, the famous merc with the mouth has one goal in mind, and he must get it at all cost.

    This just so happens to involve a skinny nerdy, who loves photography. It rhymes with Feter Farker, and smells like lavender and take out food.

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    English
    Words:
    10,005
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    3872
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    The Riptide Remix! Plus! Featuring Kate Bishop!

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    English
    Words:
    1,740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Hits:
    57
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    The Riptide Remix! Plus! Featuring Kate Bishop!

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    English
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    1,740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    15
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    Nathan ends up dragged into playing an online game by Neena, who for some reason decided that teaching him the basic wasn't her job, and ends up trying to understand all of it all by himself only to find out that he sucks at it.

    Then enters Wade, or CaptainDeadpool, an experienced player who really was just bored and took a liking out of Nathan. Thus begins an amazing friendship full of all-nighters, skype convos and midnight snacks. Also pining. Lots and lots of pining.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,248
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    908
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    ¿Y sí despues de amenazar a un acosador adolescente, en lugar de hacer su recorrido completo al bar de Weas... Wade se encontrará con Peter Parker?

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    16,985
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    217
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2286
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    Peter Parker isn't going through a midlife crisis. Everyone goes through a phase of mental panic after graduating college. Right? Probably. It doesn't matter. Spider-Man doesn't get to have midlife crises. He has a job to do.

    If it happens to be a job crossing the country in a bulletproof SUV with a crazy mercenary to deliver a totally-not-suspicious stack of files, then so be it. It's not a crazy job. This isn't a midlife crisis. He's fine. Everything's fine. He's survived worse, he can survive this.

    It's only a forty-three hour drive.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,283
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    721
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    Death is just the beginning, especially when Death is involved. Follow our plucky OC as she and her thought boxes meet Deadpool and his thought boxes. Satisfaction Guaranteed: If you are satisfied by bad puns, bad dirty jokes, and bad 90's references.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,292
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    259
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    Basically a rewrite of the Deadpool movie mixed The Amazing Spider-man movies. Or what if Wade had changed his plan and Peter had been the one delivering pizza to Jeremy the stalker.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,096
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    548
    Bookmarks:
    115
    Hits:
    5272
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    As most cliche stories begin, it started on a dark and stormy night. Lightning striking every few seconds, Thunder following closely behind, rain pelting the ground, beating it like it owes him money…

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,855
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    305

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