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    .oOo.

    Bucky Barnes has had 5 pregnancy scares in his life. 3 of which, the girls were actually pregnant. 1 of which had an abortion before he could ever have a chance to think about it. 2 of which, the kids were not his (yeah, he sure knows how to pick em') in which 1, he didn't find out till the kid was actually almost a year old (bitch) which made him more suspicious about the last one, but at least she was honest (they weren't committed, pretty open relationship). 6 in total, if you count the time he was worried about his sister Becca because of the prick she was dating then.

    None of which he might be the one who was pregnant.

    .oOo.

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    Wade takes a step forward and sees multiple pairs of eyes flash up, vigilant, waiting patiently like starving hyenas trying to devour Bambi when he least expects it. Right, well, leaving to go order right now doesn't seem like the smartest thing to do. Wade kindly sits back down in his seat.

    Or, five times Wade Wilson was jealous and the one time he acted on it (and scored himself a happy ending).

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    Basically a rewrite of the first Deadpool movie mixed The Amazing Spider-man movies. Or what if Wade had changed his plan and Peter had been the one delivering pizza to Jeremy the stalker.

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    Nathan ends up dragged into playing an online game by Neena, who for some reason decided that teaching him the basic wasn't her job, and ends up trying to understand all of it all by himself only to find out that he sucks at it.

    Then enters Wade, or CaptainDeadpool, an experienced player who really was just bored and took a liking out of Nathan. Thus begins an amazing friendship full of all-nighters, skype convos and midnight snacks. Also pining. Lots and lots of pining.

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    Peter Parker isn't going through a midlife crisis. Everyone goes through a phase of mental panic after graduating college. Right? Probably. It doesn't matter. Spider-Man doesn't get to have midlife crises. He has a job to do.

    If it happens to be a job crossing the country in a bulletproof SUV with a crazy mercenary to deliver a totally-not-suspicious stack of files, then so be it. It's not a crazy job. This isn't a midlife crisis. He's fine. Everything's fine. He's survived worse, he can survive this.

    It's only a forty-three hour drive.

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    Petra and Wanda Wilson-Parker, wind up in a universe where everyone is the opposite sex from their world (ie, their normal sex), they're both kind of used to odd dimension hopping though, so that doesn't bother them, the bothersome part, is that this worlds versions of them don't exactly get along.
    They decide, after having met both of them, to change that. (rating might go up to M later, but as of right now, I think it'll stay T)

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    Peter Parker finally returns home after being on the run for almost a year. He's excited to live in the Avengers compound with his family and heroes, but everyone knows that it's not easy to adjust to a life in the public eye. Peter may think all is well and great, but his guardians know otherwise. Especially when a person from Peter's parents' past makes a return that certainly promises danger to the young hero.

    From the perspectives of Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Happy Hogan, Shuri and others!

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    Peter Parker works four jobs and is generally angry at the state of the world. Then he meets a veteran with radical notions about social justice. And they both love Judy Garland.

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    You ever make some really terrible decisions while in college? I did. In fact, I, Nina Knight, made A LOT of bad decisions. Like I almost died decisions. I actually think I did die... But that's not the point. The point is you're about to hear the story about how I somehow became a member of the x-men and the chaotic journey I traveled to get there.

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    Paying a visit to Sister Margaret’s had become part of Wade’s weekly routine. Cash in the money for the jobs he got done and return part of it right back to the owner for a few drinks. He knew the rundown –despite Weasel claiming it to be vintage- shed better than his own flat. That’s why he immediately noticed any minimal changes. This time it wasn’t the jukebox messing up Shine On You Crazy Diamond but something around the height of 5’8.

    „Weasel.“, he was quick to flag down his friend to bring up his latest discovery. „Did you hire an underage prostitute to be your bartender?“

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    Being undercover wasn't really Peter's thing, so life should be smooth sailing now that Mr. Stark has deemed the Kindika case closed. But just because he's been downgraded back to the friendly, neighborhood Spider-Man doesn't mean that Peter can just switch the button to return to his regular self. His life is saturated with remnants of the case that have grown into integral parts of his life. And by remnants, he mostly means Wade Wilson. Yet as his relationship with Wade develops, Peter still finds he can't sleep without recounting the children. Now, Peter spends his time obsessing over Wade and being irked by a niggling impression that he's missing something important. And being irritated by the curse that is Weasel. Can't forget that.

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    peter parker- twenty. struggling college student, barista, best friend, nephew. meet wade wilson- thirty-two, mercenary, obnoxiously rich and honestly? just obnoxious in general.

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    Nate works the graveyard shift at 7-Eleven, and Wade’s a flirty, delusional mercenary who likes 69¢ slurpee refills and believes that the man with the war wounds and gleaming metal prosthetic arm is in love with him.

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    Peter really didn't like it when Deadpool joined him for patrol. Really. His constant babble and relentless flirting was annoying, not cute.

    or

    Deadpool joins Spider-man on patrol a couple of nights a week and they slowly become best buds. Though they both really love each other even if they don't want to admit it.

    -I don't know how to write summaries, but it'll be a good time-

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    When Tony Stark was 28, he made a mistake. At the time he had thought only one part was a mistake, but it was how he had reacted that had been the mistake. Once he realizes this, Peter Parker Stark would become the best thing in his life.

    AN: Please, I love to hear comments and it actually helps my writing to hear what you, the reader, thinks of what I've done.

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    James Barnes accidentally stumbles upon a bar called Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Girls and meets a mouthy mercenary who just screams trouble, but perhaps is just the kind of trouble he needs.

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    Peter deseara tocar fondo para no caer mas bajo.

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    Peter, in a desperate attempt to earn enough for himself and his aunt, worked on the docks despite the hard labour and mistreatment. Rumours had spread that a notorious pirate, named Deadpool, has been terrorising the seas, targeting specifically cargo ships. Thinking nothing of it, when the opportunity arose, Peter accepted the job of spending a month out at sea on a cargo ship. Who knew that, during his first voyage, he’d meet said pirate, who has quite the soft spot for him?

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    Getting over it was a shitshow. It was like stumbling your way down a dark hallway barefoot, knowing your next step could very well land you in a jackass kid’s pile of legos. Except there was always going to BE a pile of legos. Your only choice? Keep walking or sit down and give up.

    Giving up wasn’t in their vocabulary.

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    Wade's trying to be a better person even though the universe is clearly rooting against him, but he's gotta do it. He doesn't have a choice anymore. It's either this or let her grow up thinking she wasn't worth trying for.

    I never made it explicitly clear that this is an alternate universe (specifically like the future of a highschool au with Peter, Johnny, Gwen, and MJ). So if things don't match up with the official timeline...don't worry about it? Marvel has like a thousand official timelines.

    EDIT 06/15/17: take a look under the tags [ #ibt ] or [ #fic: i've been thinking ] on rittapokie.tumblr for updates, sneak peeks, and the joys/woes of writing.

    EDIT 09/05/18: IBT has a schedule until September!! https://rittapokie.tumblr.com/post/174610518150/ibt-upcoming-schedule | We’ve ticked off all but September 26th, see you then! After that, I’ll probably be going on my annual fall/winter hiatus like a hibernating bear.

    EDIT 07/18/18: yes, the rating changed.

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