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    After Bran is chosen as King and Sansa secures the North as an independent Kingdom, she has to go home and figure out exactly how to rule. No one ever told her it would be so lonely... until a particular newly-minted knight slips into her heart, so quickly, so softly, she doesn't even realize it.

     

    A collection of short snapshots in Sansa's life as Queen in the North intended to fix canon because we all know that Sansa deserves a goddamn happy ending. Very much Sansa-centric, and while romance is an important part, it's more about the choices Sansa makes going forward as she figures out how to balance the good of the North and her own healing and happiness.

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    Drawn in with blood and fear a young bandit turned manservant to the prince will play the great game. Obscession, submission and a new player might change the fate of Westeros.

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    25/?
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    Elizabeth Stark ist die Zwillingsschwester von Robb Stark und versucht in das Geschehen einzugreifen. Sie fasst einen waghalsigen Plan welcher sie zu Tywin Lannister persönlich führt. Kann das Gut gehen?

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    11/?
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    4
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    283 AC.

    Rhaegar takes an uneasy seat on the Iron Throne.

    His daughter has been born, accepted willingly by his wife, who stares down on her with kindness despite the whispers. The Usurper has been driven off to Essos, fleeing with the death of his so-called beloved. His father is dead.

    He's gotten what he wanted-

    So why does he feel so empty?

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    Amidst the red sands of Dorne, a She-wolf breathes her last, and a prophecy is fulfilled.

    Visenya grows up knowing the love of her mother, Elia, the absence of her mother, Lyanna, and the cold indifference of her father, Rhaegar. And dreams of green eyes and black scale. With the Targaryen dynasty weaker than it has been since the Dance, enemies in the west, and a looming threat in the north, fate finds itself nestled firmly between the teeth of monsters as they scrape the land anew

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    32/?
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    After the Battle of Blackwater, Tywin is forced to search for more allies. Fortunately, Varys’ little birds heard about a Kingdom named Camelot, which has a reputation for a fearsome and prosperous force.

    Merlin, in turn, will find out that there are indeed incredibly cruel masters shortly after meeting Joffrey Baratheon and his mother. He will never complain about Arthur again.

    Heavily revised chapters 1-3!!!
    5000+ words!!

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    Stessa Baratheon est la troisième enfant de Steffon et Cassana Baratheon. Une fille obéissante vis à vis de son père, obéissant par la suite à son frère aîné Robert. Néanmoins derrière cette apparente soumission, reste une biche, une vrai Baratheon. Mais aussi une mère prête à tout pour protéger ses enfants. Une femme plus que capable de s'en sortir aux Jeux du Pouvoirs, comme son troisième mari Jaime Lannister le découvrira lors de la Guerre des Cinq Rois.

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    5/?
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    Sansa was determined to convince her aunt to let Arya debut, which is how she finds herself in her current predicament.

    “Who is this secret gentleman who has asked for your hand?” Aunt Lysa asks, and Sansa knows from her tone that she does not believe. (She has every right not to believe, for it is not true.)

    And then Sansa does something very, very foolish.

    She says a name.

    “The Duke of Dragonstone!”

     

    Or, Sansa fakes an engagement so that Arya can debut and marry the man she loves. The only problem? Her fake fiance just so happens to be in the city when he was not supposed to be.

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    Sansa Stark is repulsed by Sandor Clegane. Truly! Completely repulsed. So, so repulsed. Did you know she was repulsed by him? She can't stand the man and that's a fact.

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    I will admit, I did not think this one through. When I was given the offer of one divine boon I should have gone with a healing factor, the ability to teleport or something else useful.

    Instead I decided I wanted to be literally everyone's friend, because maybe I do have some serious insecurities because I was bullied as a child. But still, it seemed useful at the time, especially because I got to chose the five people who would like me the most...

    I didn't take into account what would happen if someone like Cersei or Joffrey genuinely like, trust and cared about someone. I didn't realize what would happen if I became the only universally tolerated person in the world. Now I have fifteen years to make a difference before shit hits the fan... I should have gone with Teleporting.

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    Arya’s world changed the night her parents and older brother, Robb, died. With her family scattered across Westeros and Jon unable to leave his post at the Wall, Arya was keenly aware of how alone she was in the aftermath of the tragedy. The only thing that stopped her being shipped off to a group home was the interference of Sandor Clegane. Now they’re saddled with each other for the foreseeable future.

    But, tragedy or no, sophomore year waits for no one. Now Arya has to figure out how to navigate this new reality without her home or her parents, all while dealing with the sudden appearance of Sansa’s toxic ex, a gruff guardian who can’t seem to decide if he loves her or if he hates her, and the bickering of two gym teachers that threatens to turn the whole school against each other. Things aren’t looking up very much, but hey, at least there’s a fascinating blue-eyed boy she eats lunch with every day, someone who never asks her about her past, and might also have a few secrets of his own.

    How much worse could it get?

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    Sansa held on to her naivete for as long as possible, but, standing before the entire court pleading for her father's life, she is forced to face reality. Now she has to scramble to come up with a plan to save her father and keep the North from going to war.

    A deal with Cersei leaves her married to Joffrey and doing her best to make it from one day to the next. But Westeros is still at war, and Sansa soon realizes that she deserves more than just passive survival and the people deserve more than a weak queen.

    Will she be able to make a difference or is she doomed to be a victim and a pawn her whole life?

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    Other men might be fathers, sons, husbands, but never Jaime Lannister, whose sword was as golden as his hair. He was a warrior, and that was all he would ever be.
    Or Jaime thought so until the fateful day that turned his entire world upside down.

    A story where the Kingslayer unexpectedly becomes a father to three golden kids.

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    Sansa Stark is lucky to have survived the Bread Riots. When the Hound arrives too late to save her maidenhead, her worth in King’s Landing dwindles down to nothing more than a pawn to be used in the War of the Five Kings. The memories of her attack leave her sanity hanging by a thread, confined to her rooms while the maester tries desperately to keep her safe. A member of the Kingsguard is appointed to watch over her, else a corpse be handed over in exchange for Jaime Lannister.

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    10/?
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    How did Tywin Lannister's confession as a Vampire go?

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    1/?
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    The Stark women find themselves falling into the corruptive, degrading, and seductive, grasps of the South

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    13/?
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    Jon is more than willing to sin to earn a small piece of heaven.

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    1/1
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    5
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    So this is the stupidest crack idea I have ever had, and will most likely get deleted at some point. But then again, I've felt that way about other fics and they've succeeded.

    Anyway, the main conceit of this is, Leo Valdez from the PJO verse accidentally falls into Westeros via some portal bullshit, and is found by Tyrion and ends up working for the Lannisters. For Want of a Nail ensues.

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    Sandor saves Sansa during the riot in King's Landing.

    She thinks he does it out of the good of his heart...she was very wrong

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    A series of unfortunate circumstances leads to Sansa, a senior in college, taking a job at Stag Enterprises, the company run by her "uncle" Robert. Only she won't be working with Robert, she'll be working with Stannis as his Executive Assistant.

    Awkwardness, angst, hilarity, hurt, hope, good days, bad days, and simmering sexual tension.

    If I achieve my goal, you will do the following throughout this fic: Laugh. Cry. Cringe. Oh, and yell at your phone/tablet/PC screen hoping that Stannis can hear you.

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    94,269
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    316
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    65
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