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    Daisy used to be a normal girl in our reality, until she was involved in a car accident and woke up in the MCU as a mutant. Thankfully she has Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool who took her under his wing. Now that she’s gotten the hang of her powers it’s time for her to fuck up some shit in the MCU.

    “A bit cliche but it works.”

    “Wade get out of the summary!”

    “At least tell them about your filthy fucking mouth, and all the sex. It’s not that great since I’m not involved, but it’s there.”

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    The world is horrible. Betas rule, alphas are treated like dumb brutes, and omegas... omegas are traded and sold, used and chained, treated like slaves. Deadpool can't possibly kill the entire world, and he can't kill himself to escape it, so he's stuck trying the best he can to tolerate existing. He saves omegas when he can, kills betas when he can, and lives an otherwise empty existence hiding away in his apartment.

    Peter grew up hidden away from the world, an omega not trained to submit. When he's finally found out and sold off, he thinks his life is over. And for a long time, it is. Years later, he's left abandoned in an alley, near dead and wishing for it, when along comes an alpha...

    All the hurt, all the comfort, please heed the tags and warnings.

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    Wade Wilson and Jack Hammer were never meant to be friends. And at first glance, one would not believe it was possible for them to even become friends in the first place. But sometimes, life has a way of making things just...happen. And sometimes, they happen in a way that affects other people, too; other people one might never otherwise try to get to know.

    *New tags may be added/changed as story progresses

    **Final number of chapters is an estimate until truly complete; subject to change

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    When Team Red started, and people took notice, a general consensus rose. No one knew how it started, but the idea that a weaker lied within the ‘team’ became common knowledge. See, Daredevil’s claim to fame was putting people into comas or taking down huge crime bosses. Deadpool’s reputation... everyone knew the merc with a mouth’s reputation.

    Spider-Man... was your friendly neighborhood hero. Technically a vigilante, but a hero. He was kinder, softer, helped mundane people with mundane things. He wasn’t some big monster. Being a part of Team Red seemed akin to a little brother following his older siblings around because they were cool. Sure, when they fought together, Spider-Man’s fangs were sharper while the older two took less violent messures. Since they teamed up, Deadpool’s monthly kill count dropped, and Daredevil no longer caused terror in ordinary citizens along with the criminals. So, most considered Spider-Man non-essential, unimportant.

    Until, Spider-Man went missing, and all the city learned that Spider-Man held a very, very vital role in Team Red. After all, when dealing with these vicious vigilantes and deadly mercenaries, someone had to keep the monsters on the right side of the path.

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    Sicily. A girl trying to protect her only semblance of a family. Trapped in the clutches of the most powerful man there, the Caporegime of the Sicilian mafia, supposed to be a mere toy for him. What happens when she meets a lost soldier or mischief himself? When the ghosts of her past hit her at her happiest time? Will she ever find her light at the end of the tunnel? Story of powers, love and a lot of action. Oh, and some smut.

    This is a divergence from the original storyline which occurs after the events of Captain America: Civil War. The accords get called off. Bucky has returned from Wakanda and is staying with the Avengers. Tony is still bitter about his parents' death, but he's trying to accept things. Also, the events of the second and third Thor movies don't take place. I don't own any of the characters except the OCs.

    Suggestions would be great. Share your thoughts! Wanna tell me my writing sucks? Go on. Wanna shower me with praise, you're most welcome! Though I may not reply to all of them (fuck social anxiety), I love reading your comments.

    The tags are not in order.

    This work is complete! The story continues in the next part. Go on, read!

    P.S. I write in British English.

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    It was official – Peter Parker hated his life.
    He never expected to walk into class that day and see the dreaded words printed on the board: SENIOR FIELD TRIP. This was never going to end well.
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    I suck at summaries but it's basically Peter being a badass with some field trip sprinkled in because who doesn't love the field trip trope?

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    Peter left a broken home. It wasn’t broken for anyone else but for him it was. He’d been an outcast, living in other’s shadows all his life. And so, he struck out on his own to wage a new path for him alone to follow. Watch as he tries to live out a life of happiness but fails to escape his inner demons.

    (Or in other words, Tony’s a bad Father, the Avengers aren’t around and don’t have time, Harleys the oldest son, Peter is also a self-made genius, millionaire, and philanthropist whose left an emotionally abusive situation to grow as a person and become better.)

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    the god of spring travels to a secluded rural area in pennsylvania where he meets a mortal fresh out of college

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    Loki está celoso del inexplicable afecto de Mobius hacia la nueva variante, Wade Wilson.

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    peter gets a spider! featuring peter parker talking to spiders, frank castle being vaguely soft, and the first installment of this series beta'd by my absolutely stunning beta, pumpernickel!

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    “I might as well tell you what I see, based on the psych books you’ve read, before you tell me your point of view,” he snarks. “I see an orphan who’s trying to forget. To forget his dead girlfriend, his parents, his aunt and uncle, and the guilt on his shoulders that he won’t address. And so, he lashes out, and he does drugs, and he drinks, and he can’t identify his own emotions anymore because he’s been pushing them down for too long. He’s reckless with his own safety at night, and he’s reckless with how he treats his body, because at this point he’s practically given up. He doesn’t care if he lives or dies. He doesn’t try in school, because he’s bored. He knows just about everything when it comes to the real world, and he knows everything high school has to offer, but won’t apply himself to a university because he’s scared. He says he’s going to change, but he never does, because forgetting is easy. And so he’ll do anything to forget.”
    —excerpt chapter 22

    Or:
    Peter is a badass broken dude and he’s the CEO of Alexo Industries (his own tech company)

    TW: read the tags

    description change on 03/03/2021

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    The Sinister Six team up for the first time, and they win.
    What happens when they see under the mask?

    Remix of the beginning of "No Comets Seen" by kyokokittychan, deviating from their plot. :)

    This fic has grown into something so much bigger & better than I had intended, I hope you all enjoy it!
    *COMPLETE*

    Actively editing as of 8/20! Also, if you like this fic, I just started working on "When the World is Against You (Sometimes)" very much in the same vein.
    I live for your comments!

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    Wade loves languages, too bad Spider-Man doesn't get it.

    Or the five times Deadpool confessed to Spider-Man in different languages and the one time he said it in English.

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    .oOo.

    When a stupidly handsome patient with a persistent streak of injuries he mysteriously gets better from walks into Bucky's life? He about loses his mind.

    His biggest regret?

    Not being able to stay the hell away from him.

    OR

    That long awaited as fuck prequel I mentioned forever ago to The Doctor & The Captain.

    .oOo.

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    Peter Parker had been alone for years, with no one and nothing, until Nick Fury discovered his identity. He has now been on the run from CPS for two years and has been Spider-man for three. When he needs help he ends up being sent to live with the Avengers, but they all hate him.

    - or -

    Civil War never happened, and Tony Stark never found Peter. Aunt May died a year after Ben and Peter was sent to Foster Care, until he ran. The Avengers hate Peter and don't trust him, but at least he has Deadpool and Daredevil.

    I'm bad at summaries lol.

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    “Red you're not listening, this song is banger as fuck” Wade yelled as he turned up the volume even higher on his bright pink mp3 player.

    “I am listening! Listening is literally my whole thing” Matt replied “I’m listening to the fact that the song’s a bit shit.”

    A fic in which 'Tomorrow' from Annie is way overplayed and everyone in Team Red thinks its Hilarious

    ((this is my first fic sorry if its shit)))

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    Deadpool was following him, which was annoying, because he never seemed to have any problems getting over a fight, even when it was about a fundamental belief system. It was also annoying because Peter was hurting and sleepy and he had school tomorrow and he somehow had to figure out an excuse to explain his sorry state to his Aunt before morning. And he just watched Deadpool shoot people. So.
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    Instead of Tony being Peter's responsible-adult-figure, it ends up being Deadpool, who really means well but is a little late to the hey-this-is-a-teenager-who-needs-help party. Weird friendship ensues.

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    "I'm Wade," he's grinning easy, but also as if he's baring his teeth at Bucky, as if he can tell that he is broken, a rabid wild animal beyond saving, beyond anyone's control. Bucky has believed this of himself, he's known it to be true ever since he came back.

    Yet here this guy is, bright white teeth, muscle-bound, with almost a crew cut if it weren't for the scars cutting over his face and head that seem to make hair growth impossible (opposite of Bucky's issue, he grows too MUCH hair) - holding out his hand like he wants Bucky to actually shake it. " - are you going to introduce yourself and shake my hand or not, bucko? I'm very big on politeness. I'm Canadian," he adds as if that explains anything. Bucky clenches his jaw.

    "It's Bucky," he growls.

    ".. Well Bucky of the steel blues where home is, you gonna shake hands civilized or are we going to go our separate ways after beating each other to a pulp in an alley?"

    (Of strange interactions, the depths of friendship, and unlikely ways to heal the wounds of mind, heart, and time.

    Or Bucky meets and interacts with Deadpool - and finds a hint of light, somehow, in the traumatic darkness)

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    Crashing at Matt's results in the group finding out that their local blue and red vigilante has a girlfriend, MJ. A surprise, of course. After all they dont know shit about his life except the fact that he likes Wade's shitty jokes. There's one problem though, his girlfriend sounds........a little young, lets say. And well as we all know, nobody likes pedophiles.

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    Btw, Peter is not a pedophile, Jesus fucking Christ, no.

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    Dear Mr. Deadpool,

    Please help me

    I don't

    How much does it cost to

    My name is Peter Parker and I need help, please.

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