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Peter accidentally comes across DeadPool while dressed as Spider-Man at a costume party, introduces himself, and somehow asks him on a date??? It’s all MJ’s fault though…
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I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger by CHARGI
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Nov 2023
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Peter Parker has been wiped off the face of the earth. Not only in his loved ones memories but his birth certificate, ID, passport- all are invalid.
When he finds himself working at a dry cleaners by his dingy apartment, he gets many surprise visitors.OR: In which Peter meets a police force, grows closer with his superhero friends (some again),
and gets fed.Series
- Part 1 of my marvel works!
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He's The Bad God I Need by LolitaBlue
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Oct 2023
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When a string of cross-species mutants wreak havoc on the city, Deadpool hunts down Peter Parker at Oscorp for help. Wade doesn't know about Peter's super-sized secret, and to make matters worse, Spider-Man and Deadpool have had a longstanding friendship that further complicates the budding relationship between Peter and Wade. Now, Peter has to hide his superhero identity and wrestle with some less than holy feelings, as he and Wade find themselves in a string of absurd situations.
AKA Wade has a crush on Peter and Spider-Man, but he doesn't know they're the same person.
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Wear the hat, ride the cowboy by loveuntilmidnight
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics)
12 Jul 2023
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Spider-man (aka. Peter Parker) is worried because his very annoying but ever-present friend/colleague/partner/confidante Deadpool (aka. Wade Wilson) doesn't show up all day, so he goes to his apartment to investigate...
What would you do if you found Deadpool tied up in a chair with a sex toy on his cock?
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Untangling Spiderwebs by White_Tape_01
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Iron Man (Comics)
03 Feb 2023
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He had seriously fucked up. He really shouldn’t be here. He had the man’s address but hadn’t looked him up. He wanted to surprise himself, and oh boy, was he surprised. Apparently, Spider-Man had a wife and child.
The door swung open to reveal Wade. Who was very much not Spider-Man. Spider-Man was a skinny 5’8 college student-esque guy who carried himself with enough confidence to give an elephant a heart attack. Wade was a bulky 6’2 man covered in scars who stood like he was trying to disappear.
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heaven's got a back door by LolitaBlue
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
11 Nov 2022
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Wade has a huge crush on Peter, but so do Harry and MJ. Wade thinks Peter won't pick someone like him when he has other options. Basically, everyone is in love with Peter and Peter only has eyes for Wade.
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"You're The Missing Piece I've Been Looking For A Long Ass Time For, Baby." by spookygaygothghostboy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
31 Jul 2022
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When Wade comes home to his boyfriend from a two month long mission given to him from Weasel at Sister Margaret's. He goes home to find his boyfriend, who he lives with in their cosy penthouse apartment, just because they can afford one with his mercenary salary, he happily thinks about what to do with his boyfriend now that they're alone for the first time in a long time, in person. At his safe house when he was on mission, they had called and texted, but it just wasn't the same. They're in the middle of having a joyous reunion when Nathan decides to call Wade asking how his mission went, but jealousy starts to stir in him when he hears Peter in the background.
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Fuck It, I Love You by spookygaygothghostboy
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Thor (Movies)
18 Jun 2022
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After years of longing and crushing on the gorgeous, smart and sweet Peter Stark, Wade realises that the brunet is going to take his father's word and ignore him romantically, so he settles for being his best friend, even through high school. When a tragic accident happens to Vanessa, he is absolutely torn but thinks of Peter and turns to him for comfort. In Tony Stark's Malibu mansion, Peter is lonely, having moved to California to get away from the prying gaze of the other Avengers, the few of them that's left, to grieve his family and mourn. Gwen, his best friend suggests reaching out to Wade, which is just what he does and it proves to be the best thing he could have done.
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Spiderblood by LolitaBlue
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
11 Jun 2022
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"Kiss me like you miss me, red."
"Don't ever say those words to me again."
"Why not?"
"Because the last person who did wound up dead. And I can't afford to lose you like that."
"Then kiss me like this is the last time you'll ever see me."
"That, I can do."
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Set in a universe where all the Avengers survive Endgame, the events of No Way Home still happen, and Wade Wilson turns 20 year old Peter Parker into a total slut.
(also, i used the plot of holland's movies for the story but please feel free to imagine any version of spider-man you want - i just like using the movie plots to help me write stories about my own version of peter that doesn't truly exist anywhere but in my imagination)
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(things will never be the same) by arypls
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Jun 2022
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"Are you sure that's a good idea, Petey-ba..." Wade walks into the room just as Peter gets the top of his suit over his head, voice dragging on Peter's pet name when he stops at the threshold between the door and their full-length floor mirror, struck silent by the view, "..by."
Normally, Peter would tease him for it. It's not common for his motormouth of a husband to trip over his own words. This time, though, he supposes he can give him a break. After all, it's been a while since he's seen himself like this, too.
It's been a month since Peter's given birth to their son and he's getting ready to get back to the streets as Spider-Man when Wade catches him in the act and tries to change his mind. It's also the perfect opportunity to think about everything that's been changing in their relationship recently.
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Who Needs A Lover Who Can't Be A Friend by spookygaygothghostboy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (2003), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
29 May 2022
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Woken up from a nap after being exhaused from trying to get his PhD, working at the Daily Bugle and super-hero business as Spider-Man by a tirade of texts from Wade.
Natasha gives Wade her godson's address and he soon arrives, and they talk for a bit, until Harry Osborn, Peter's boyfriend, calls him from work. What Wade doesn't know is that Peter is being abused by the CEO of Oscorp Industries.
When he finds out, he is fiercely protective over his best friend, half because he's loved Peter in the most unplatonic way since he first met him, half because he had been abused before and didn't want someone else, especially Peter, living in fear like that, so he decides to do something about it.
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Operation Spidey's birthday by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 May 2022
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"I feel like you already have some kind of plan which, unfortunately, I have a part in."
"Oh you know me so well, Matty. Does this mean you're in?"
Matt sighed, so much for the perfect Saturday, "Yeah, I'm in."
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Wade and Matt try to plan a last minute surprise birthday party for Peter.
(Now with a bonus scene)
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- Part 5 of Team Red!!!!
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In Paper Rings And All My Dreams by spookygaygothghostboy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
29 Apr 2022
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A retired Peter Wilson, now owner of a respectable bakery in his home in Ontario, Canada where he lives with his loving husband Wade, and their children. When Gwen Stacy shows up and offers them some time alone, what is to happen in their new quiet, cosy, suburban lives?
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- Part 3 of Paper Rings
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THE OFFICE: AN MCU WORKPLACE by doctorestranged
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Office (US), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
19 Apr 2022
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A mockumentary script following the daily lives of the manager and his employees at Stark Industries Paper Company. The camera crew captures structured and raw footage of employees and their interactions, including office shenanigans and romances. Watch how they come together to outcompete their competitive adversary, HYDRA: White Ruled, LLC and fight the impending new management takeover from SHIELD Office Supplies Enterprise.
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I Like Shiny Things, But I'd Marry You With Paper Rings by spookygaygothghostboy
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
16 Apr 2022
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After a week of missions after missions Peter is tired and wants to go back to his and Wade's appointment to cuddle, but Wade is on a job and won't be back soon. Wade surprises him by coming home early with coffee and muffins.
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- Part 1 of Paper Rings
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How Deep Is Your Love? Let's Find Out by spookygaygothghostboy
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Apr 2022
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When Wade cones hone from a tiring job covered in gore and grime, he wants nothing more than to go home to his amazing boyfriend, Peter. How was he to know his spidery lover had a surprise he couldn't resist waiting?
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You See Me in Hindsight, Tangled Up With You All Night by spookygaygothghostboy
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Apr 2022
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When Tony Stark has the bright idea to host a party to commemorate The New Avengers building downtown, Peter things for that about time he enjoyed life for himself and decides to have a few drinks as he can get drunk, on occasion. But what will happen when Wade Wilson, is best friend on sometimes patrol partner is involved too?
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- Part 1 of Wildest Dreams
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Five People who didn’t Believe Matt Kissed Wade and the One Person Who Did by CheyanneChika for Empty Jr
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Mar 2022
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Matt kissed Wade to screw with him because who would ever believe him. The Devil of Hell's Kitchen kissing the Merc with a Mouth? Please.
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I'm Gonna Need a Shovel by chicago_suh95
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Dec 2021
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Peter has a field trip, to SI. Cue the Avengers, Deadpool and pissed alphas.
Or, my take on my new favourite tag on ao3!
05/13/20: While it is said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I don’t take kindly to having my work copied word for word without my knowledge or permission. While I do sincerely appreciate that you were inspired, it's very concerning when you take my own work and try to pass it off as yours. Plagiarism in any of its forms is not okay.
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- Part 2 of Superfamily Omegaverse AU
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I put out for Santa Clause by Violettavonviolet
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Dec 2021
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It’s nearly Christmas, so Peter’s wearing a kitschy Christmas sweater… sadly, nobody else seems to have gotten the notice, as he’s the only one in a sea of suits.
Upset, Peter thinks he’s alone, but worry not! Deadpool’s coming to the rescue!
Complete with Christmas puns and dirty jokes
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Peter puts out for Christmas sweaters, always.