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    “It’s honestly ridiculous the number of traps Wade can set up using balloons, glitter, marbles, and hand grenades. Matt can’t even comprehend it.”

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    Peter looked down at the test, an uneasy feeling growing in his stomach. He stared at the two lines telling him that yes, he was pregnant. That yes, there is a tiny being growing inside of him. And yes, it was Wades.

    Fuck.

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    Peter’s encounters with Deadpool are initially only fleeting. He doesn’t know much about him, simply that he’s a trained mercenary for hire who’s nearly impossible to kill.

    Impossible to kill, maybe. But as Peter spends more time with Wade, he realizes that Wade is not unbreakable. From broken fingers to head injuries, Peter teaches Wade how to be cared for, and Wade returns the favor when Peter needs him most.

    (Or: 5 times that Peter helped Wade with his healing factor, and one time that Wade returned the favor.)

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    Wade Wilson is unassuming and shy and works in a grocery store. He's turned his back on his violent past and on love.
    He has vowed never to open his heart to anybody again.
    Then new guy Peter moves in just down the block and finds himself attracted to the big scarred man.
    As an arsonist sets the city alight, another fire is simmering between our lead guys.

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    Wade never thought he'd gain anything from blowing his brains out for the thousandth time. But, when he awoke to find himself able to read Spider-Man's thoughts, he began to think about it differently.

    "Spidey has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful brain?" The merc batted his eyes at the other, not like Peter could see.

    "Excuse me?" Spider-Man turned to the mercenary,soon after stuffing a piece of his hotdog into his mouth.

    'What kind of weirdo is my best friend?'

    Deadpool gasped, squealing like a school girl. "I KNEW you liked me!! I can't believe you never told me I was your best friend!"

    Peter narrowed his eyes, chewing his hotdog. "I...didn't say that out loud did I?"

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    “Wade?”

    Wade took a step back, alarm running down his back as he slowly began to reach for a katana as the Spider-man clone stepped closer, wondering how the fuck he would know Wade’s name when he never told him, only Spidey then ripped his mask off and revealed large brown eyes, trembling lips, tears running down his round, pink cheeks. He was Spidey, but he wasn't.

    Wade froze, unable to move, captivated by the emotions running across Spidey’s face while the hero raised a shaking hand and slipped it under Wade’s mask before he could stop him.

    And Wade knew that it was wrong, it was wrong on so many levels, but when Spidey shuddered and whispered his name like a prayer from his cherry red lips and leaned up on his toes to press a gentle kiss to Wade’s mouth, the mercenary let himself be pulled into the bedsheets and arms of a Spider-man look-alike.

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    30 days have passed, and the Merc with a Mouth decides to take another "Lovely" visit to the people that took our Friendly Neighborhood Spidey away! First M rated fic ever, hope everyone enjoys! All characters belong to Marvel. #SaveSpiderMan

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    So, really, he doesn’t hate the job itself. He hates the dirt, the entitled people who visit his work, he hates the environment. But he can’t hate the job itself. Because he needs the job - it enables him to keep being Spider-Man on the side, and make a living during work. Especially when there's a mob operating inside, and he and Wade are both unknowingly called to the scene.

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    The mandatory stripper fic every fandom needs.

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    There are numerous reasons why Wade Wilson can’t sleep. Or, more to the point, why he can’t stay asleep. He can catnap with the best of them, plop down just about anywhere relatively safe and doze for a bit. Sustaining sleep-mode for more than a few hours is rarely in his repertoire, however.

    Sometimes this results in feelings, other times it results in shenanigans.

    A mini-saga.

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    There is a party at Stark's Tower and Deadpool as a new Avenger is there.
    Tony and Steve still doesn't trust him so they don't want Peter go near him.
    Peter has different plans.

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    CollegeAU!
    Wade Wilson seemingly has everything. He's in college, celebrated by his fellow students, the perfect athlete and really handsome.
    Because his grades are far from stellar and he needs them to stay at an acceptable level to keep his sports-acholarship, he gets assigned to a project with the best student of their year, nerdy little Peter Parker.
    At first he is reluctant to work with him, but finds himself falling for the dorky little guy faster than he realises, but their forming relationship could stirr some of the things up, that he desperately wanted to stay quiet about.

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    “It’s possible I have issues,” Wade says.
    Neena sits across the table, her fingers curled around the warmth of a latte. “Possible,” she replies, with that flatly amused tone that he’s grown to appreciate. “I’d even say likely.”
    “What gave it away?”
    “You run around the city in red spandex killing assassins.” She gives him a raised brow. “Aren’t you also an orphan? And, still sort of in mourning? While also banging your out-of-time metal-armed boyfriend?”
    “You make me sound like a potential Avenger.”

    Or, the fic in which Wade deals with the aftermath of a home invasion.

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    Deadpool and his struggles with his own broken mind after Vanessa's death.

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    Wade hurts Peter. It’s okay. Peter hurts Wade, too.
    In the end, they hurt each other.

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    (FIC UNDER REVISION; DON’T MIND THE TEMPORARY POV DISCREPANCIES AS I CHANGE EVERYTHING TO THIRD-PERSON OMNISCIENT)

    Wherein Deadpool protects Peter Parker from an organization out to hunt him, with varying success on both ends and quite a lot of feelings.

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    The thing about not being able to die is that it makes everything so dreadfully boring. Seriously, immortality's a bitch. So, you gotta keep things interesting. How else are you supposed to get through the day without going insane? Well, more insane.

    Wade wants to be a hero, but fighting bad guys isn't enough to keep things interesting. Wooing Spider-Man might help, though. And exploring his kinks definitely will. Of course, he never thought anything would come of either of these things. Boy, was he wrong!

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    One evening, a vigilante who has her hands full in protecting innocents crosses paths with a certain motor-mouthed mercenary. Soon, an unexpected bond forms between them.

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    my cat keeps breaking into your apartment next to mine so I tied a note to its collar to apologize and you write back so we keep exchanging cat notes and you're pretty funny

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    In which Wade feels like he’s no good so he stays away from Peter as much as he’s capable of. Then Peter drunkenly calls him one night, and Wade can no longer avoid seeing his Baby Boy. Hijinks ensue as Wade uses Peter’s apartment as a hideout and tries to subtly take care of Peter at the same time. Both these boys are idiots—but they’re idiots in love.

    I recently read a fic where Deadpool had broken into Peter’s apartment to take care of him. And there’s a lot of fics where Deadpool breaks into Spidey’s apartment just to have a place to rest and heal. I kind of love the imagery of Peter being shit at taking care of himself, not only because he lacks the means to do so, but also because he runs himself ragged on a regular basis trying to make ends meet (and also, he’s yet to figure out how to adult). So, it struck me, why not have our favorite Pool-boy, knowing that Spidey’s apartment is relatively safe, use his apartment as a sort of safe house and also subtly take care of him while he’s at it.

    I hope you lovelies enjoy!

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    Peter was just trying his best, as a spider fairy would do.

    Wade stole Ant-Man's suit during a week-long mission in Massachusetts, deciding to see just how big the forest looks at ground height.

    Wade accidentally discovers fae creatures in said forest.

    Cue the title.

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