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    Wade finds out the spandex clad cutie he's been flirting with is underage. He doesn't react well.

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    my cat keeps breaking into your apartment next to mine so I tied a note to its collar to apologize and you write back so we keep exchanging cat notes and you're pretty funny

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    In which Wade feels like he’s no good so he stays away from Peter as much as he’s capable of. Then Peter drunkenly calls him one night, and Wade can no longer avoid seeing his Baby Boy. Hijinks ensue as Wade uses Peter’s apartment as a hideout and tries to subtly take care of Peter at the same time. Both these boys are idiots—but they’re idiots in love.

    I recently read a fic where Deadpool had broken into Peter’s apartment to take care of him. And there’s a lot of fics where Deadpool breaks into Spidey’s apartment just to have a place to rest and heal. I kind of love the imagery of Peter being shit at taking care of himself, not only because he lacks the means to do so, but also because he runs himself ragged on a regular basis trying to make ends meet (and also, he’s yet to figure out how to adult). So, it struck me, why not have our favorite Pool-boy, knowing that Spidey’s apartment is relatively safe, use his apartment as a sort of safe house and also subtly take care of him while he’s at it.

    I hope you lovelies enjoy!

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    Peter was just trying his best, as a spider fairy would do.

    Wade stole Ant-Man's suit during a week-long mission in Massachusetts, deciding to see just how big the forest looks at ground height.

    Wade accidentally discovers fae creatures in said forest.

    Cue the title.

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    Wade never thought he'd gain anything from blowing his brains out for the thousandth time. But, when he awoke to find himself able to read Spider-Man's thoughts, he began to think about it differently.

    "Spidey has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful brain?" The merc batted his eyes at the other, not like Peter could see.

    "Excuse me?" Spider-Man turned to the mercenary,soon after stuffing a piece of his hotdog into his mouth.

    'What kind of weirdo is my best friend?'

    Deadpool gasped, squealing like a school girl. "I KNEW you liked me!! I can't believe you never told me I was your best friend!"

    Peter narrowed his eyes, chewing his hotdog. "I...didn't say that out loud did I?"

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    Spiderman doesn't usually associate himself with intensely annoying, batshit crazy mercenaries. So what happens when Deadpool (a now intensely annoying ex-mercenary) shows up?

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    (FIC UNDER REVISION; DON’T MIND THE TEMPORARY POV DISCREPANCIES)

    The shots ring closer to him, and the figure above him ducks his head in the crook of Peter’s shoulder, using his forearms to cover hishead, his body straddling Peter’s tightly. He resists the urge to use his strength and push the larger man off, partly because, if he didn't know better, these assassins were trying to shoot at him.

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    “Do that too much, and they’ll get stuck like that. No, they won’t. That’s just a bullshit thing parents say so you don’t win sass battles. I think that’s what parents say at least, never had any. Well, I mean, I did, cause duh, I exist, and storks are bullshit. But parents. Yeah, I kind of burnt mine to the ground. Anyway, point is, roll your eyes as much as you like. They’re real pretty.”

    Peter frowns. “They’re brown.”

    Okay, wow. Out of everything Wade’s said, he’s pretty sure that’s not the most important thing to get caught up over.

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    Wade Wilson was a shameless flirt. Everybody knew that. But nobody believes him when he’s being truthful. Maybe…Maybe he needs to get a few things off his chest. And then, when he gets a bit too talkative, Colossus can only think of one way to shut him up.

    Dedicated to my Tumblr buddy: roguesjustwannahavefun

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    Peter can't remember anything, can't even remember who he is, but he remembers Wade.

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    After an emotional seperation due to Wade having to leave for war in Iraq, Wade returns home with Peter nowhere in sight. Wade lives with friend, Clint, for a year before deciding maybe it's time to move back to New York to find comfort in the place that he had met Peter in.

    Except, after living through photographs for the past six years, Wade doesn't exactly know how to deal with the fact that Peter is still out there without him.

    And much closer than he thinks.

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    When Thanos snapped half of the Universe out of existence, he distorted the fabric of reality and allowed for a 'universe bleed'. In other words, dozens of realities which could have been coalesce and form one continuity.

    *A distraught Wade Wilson stumbles into the Avengers Compound seeking Steve and Tony's help to find his missing husband, Peter. The only problem? The Peter he's describing wasted away to nothing on Titan, and is certainly not old enough to be a father to the colorful assortment of kids he's toting... and what's this about him being their son??

    *The wounds are still fresh from Vision's death when a woman shows up on Wanda's doorstep in Scotland, claiming to be her dead brother's wife... but no, that's not right. Her brother didn't live in their mother's basement and waste his days eating junk food and playing video games, and he certainly didn't help them break Kennedy's assassin out of the Pentagon.

    *And more to come...

    In other words, the epic crossover that nobody asked for, incorporating all segments of the Marvel Universe in the fight against the mad titan.

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    Peter Parker不再是蜘蛛侠了。没错,他丢下了制服和那个人生,在Gwen死去之后,在Harry和他生活中所有事情都变坏以后。他整理好行囊然后离开了,去寻找一个不会让他想起纽约,一个不会让他在每一个角落看到Gwen的鬼魂,一个不会每晚做噩梦的地方。
    Wade Wilson不再是死侍了。没错,他叫他的客户滚开,当他被要求杀掉某个人……某个不应受死之人时。所以他离开了,整理好行囊,去往一个他脑袋里的声音不会朝他尖叫,一个能拥有一点点宁静的地方。
    当这个Omega Peter闯进了Alpha Wade的生活时,Wade告诉他要保持距离,别问关于伤疤的事情,也别因为他的热潮来打扰自己。他们的协议一开始很顺利,两人带着各自的秘密生活着,围绕着对方生活却不触及对方,直到那个Alpha开始盯着Peter看的次数越来越多,而那个Omega开始需要有人陪伴时。
    当Wade的过去意料之外地追上了他,Peter必须接受他的Alpha作为死侍的那一面,而这差点让他们分崩离析。但是Peter依然有他自己的秘密,而他并不确定Wade会作何反应。

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    He was an enigma, bearing a cheery disposition, cracking jokes about even the most serious of topics, a broad smile shifting his mask as it would spread on his face. Practically anyone would be able to envision the light in his eyes whenever they watched him bounce around, twisting and twirling while a laugh would escape his throat. He was an enigma, blissfully unaware of the hesitance and irritation those around him exhibited--the looks and the sneers.

    Ignorance was bliss, but only if it was real.

     

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    Wade Wilson was an adventure, one Tony was starting to get to know, and getting to know Wade Wilson was an even bigger adventure than the man was.

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    Spider-Man is found bleeding out in an alley when Captain America finds him. Peter Parker is going through a lot he doesn't want to be here anymore, but then he meets Wade Wilson. He finally has something to live for.

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    So, really, he doesn’t hate the job itself. He hates the dirt, the entitled people who visit his work, he hates the environment. But he can’t hate the job itself. Because he needs the job - it enables him to keep being Spider-Man on the side, and make a living during work.

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    The mandatory stripper fic every fandom needs.

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    CollegeAU!
    Wade Wilson seemingly has everything. He's in college, celebrated by his fellow students, the perfect athlete and really handsome.
    Because his grades are far from stellar and he needs them to stay at an acceptable level to keep his sports-acholarship, he gets assigned to a project with the best student of their year, nerdy little Peter Parker.
    At first he is reluctant to work with him, but finds himself falling for the dorky little guy faster than he realises, but their forming relationship could stirr some of the things up, that he desperately wanted to stay quiet about.

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    If Peter had to tell you how many bad ideas Wade had dragged him into, he wouldn’t be able to answer accurately to save his own life. There are too many to count, and frankly, dwelling on them gives Peter chest pains. But playing the Nervous Game was definitely one of them.

    Or, Wade convinces Peter to play the Nervous Game, with mixed results.

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    Operation Protect Peter Parker is a GO! When Peter hasn't checked in in a few days, Aunt May calls the only person she thinks might help: Deadpool. The Merc with a Mouth turns over hell and high waters to find his little spidey, but Peter isn't the same as before and it's Wade's self-appointed responsibility to stitch him back together.

    Shitty summary, but give it a shot? *Bats eyelashes*

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    “You’re playing with fire here, baby boy.” The sneer on Wade’s face was ugly. His eyes were in shadow, so dark Peter could not see any reflection, could not read anything they might be trying to tell him.

     

     

     

    With measured breaths and calculated movements, Peter went nose to nose with him. He whispered, low and steady, “Then burn me.”

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