12 Works in Wade Wilson Being an Idiot

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    When Peter first started to work with Deadpool, he never thought that, not only could Deadpool become his close friend, but he would end up kissing the man. Confused and scared, Peter tries to understand his relationship with this new man in his life.

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    After the events of Spider-Verse, Peter is back in his own dimension but his mind is anywhere but; thinking about how Miles is doing (like the unofficial dad he is) Wade Wilson is an idiot that needs a healthy relationship, Miles misses his spider mentor, everyone else is face palming in the background.

    Basically Spider-Dad tries to get back to Miles's dimension while Deadpool annoys him the whole way through.

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    5/?
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    MJ knows Peter's Spider-Man. He's not exactly subtle. However, Peter doesn't know that she knows.

    But He's acting differently. He's been smiling more, letting things go and seems to be overall just in a better mood. He sometimes stares off into the distance, a smile dancing on his face and his eyes twinkling.

    She knows Peter, and that boy has got a big 'ol crush. She has a feeling the person is from his weird nighttime hobby/moral obligation, for he's been secretly/not-so-secretly leaving earlier than usual.

    Here's what she doesn't know: Who the fuck he's sneaking out for, leaving MJ all alone. She would be bitter if Peter wasn't so happy.

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    Peter and Wade are disgustingly in love, yet so annoyingly oblivious to each other's very apparent attraction towards one another and MJ has seen enough.

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    1/1
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    Confusion ensues when Wade blindly agrees to some random thing Peter said, he would know what it was but the boxes were yelling about steak tacos.

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    Wade really, really needs to get better ears. Or a better brain. Or a better attention span. Really just a lot of things.

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    1/1
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    41
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    Steve Rogers is well known around town for being stubborn, dedicated and hardworking. Above all things, he strives to be seen as someone that is strong and that can hold the weight of the world on his own. But more often than not, Steve avoids taking risks in his personal life. The truth is, he's terrified. He's terrified about life, about the past, the future, and the handsome man that's suddenly appeared in his life to change things, forever.

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    1/?
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    2
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    1
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    Deadpool is an idiot, a precious, darling idiot

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    435
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    25
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    3
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    {Why are we hiding from Spider-Man again?}

    Because we tried to kiss him, Wade thinks back, loudly, we saved him from that big mother fucker and then tried to kiss him.

    {Oh, right, you got molesty and now you’re not going to take what you deserve.}

    “I didn’t get molesty!” Wade yells and then he hears the sound of feel landing on the top of the dumpster and great, great asshole, you’re the actual worst thing in my life.

    {Suuuuure, you didn’t! You totally didn’t pucker up and then scream like a bitch when you realized what you were doing, not at all. And I’m the worst!}

    “You’re an asshole,” Wade says as the lid to the dumpster is lifted, Spider-Man’s masked face poking into the opening.

    “That’s a rude thing to say to someone that you just tried to kiss,” Spider-Man says as he pushes the lid of the dumpster so that it slams against the alley wall and God dammit, he did get molesty.

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    1/1
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    It took God seven days to create the world, so maybe Ivy could recruit this Deadpool guy in a week.

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    English
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    22,148
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    231
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    23
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    4342
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    Going through Airport Security should be easy, yes? No. Not with Wade Wilson.

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    1/1
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    8
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    371
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    31
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    (Sequel to Wish I Didn't Love You.)

    Cable's X-Force team gains two new members, and he and Wade finally become an official item.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    40
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    235
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
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    (Sequel to Attention Whore.)

    Wade is alive, but he doesn't want to be.

    Nathan wants to find Wade before the mercenary does anything stupid.

    Nathan ends up being a little late to stop Wade from doing something stupid, but if he can convince Wade not to try to permanently kill himself again, he'll count it as a win.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    273
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    In which Wade tries to do what's "best" for Peter and break up with him, multiple times, but, somehow, the brat manages to see through him every time like he's the Invisible Woman.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    1506
    Bookmarks:
    218
    Hits:
    14174

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