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    High school. This should be very self explanatory but it's not XD

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    All MJ wants is a break. Her job is stressful, her boyfriend's life is stressful, and now there's a mercenary in her living room.

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    The story of how Spideypool kinda become a thing?
    Deadpool and Spiderman are roommates. Is that a good idea? Probably not, but they did it anyway.
    What could possible go wrong?
    (Includes: cringey pop culture references, unhealthy communication mechanisms, and kinky shit.)

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    Wade is a beautiful hoe and Peter is collateral damage.

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    After getting his identity revealed Peter Parker decides to ask for help from his friendly neighbourhood merc, which may or may not be such a good idea after all...

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    I'm bad at summaries, but basically:
    - Peter woke up in a world broken for the past 5 years, just recovering from the imbalance it suffered
    - While most slowly found themselves again, he started to spiral out of control
    - After being left with a broken home and another dead father (to the universe's enjoyment)
    - 90% of the population had to worry about replacing a car (while having fucking insurance)
    - The friendly neighborhood spider grew to be a rare sight, and the following reappearances were chaotic, even ended with heavy hospital bills for the offenders
    - Unstable catastrophes seem to attract one another.

     

    (You may like listening to music while reading, if so I recommend those to get in the feels)

    Peters' old IPod:
    1: I'll die anyway - girl in red ♪
    2: I think I'm OKAY - MGK, Yungblud & Travis Barker ♪
    3: Prey - TNBH ♪
    4: BITE - Troye Sivan ♪
    5: Sunsetlover (slowed down) - PETIT BISCUIT ♪
    6: Sunflower - Post Malone, Swae Lee ♪

     

    Wades' broken radio:
    1: Crazy Love - TNBH ♪
    2: Swim - Chase Atlantic ♪
    3: Me - the 1975 ♪
    4: The Beach - TNBH ♪
    5: Triggered - Chase Atlantic ♪

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    Peter is running late and doesn't have time to deal with Deadpool on his campus. Especially when he's not wearing his Spider-man suit.

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    Peter Parker is your everyday geek. Straight A's, outstanding efforts, a weird obsession with a show called Teen Wolf, his amazing knowledge of anything he studies, and overall any parent's dream son.

    However, being abandoned the porch of a white suburban house wasn't the boy's best memory. But, that's how he ended up with Steve Rodgers and Tony Stark as parents. And the coolest ones as well.

    Easily excelling in all his prior schools, and classes, Peter was positive he could get through his high school years with a breeze. That was until he met a man with a charming smile on the streets.

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    Tony Stark doesn't believe he has a Romantic Soulmate. He has two amazing Platonic Soulmates, so why would he think he had a Romantic Soulmate?

    Steve Rogers is happy with just having Bucky as his Platonic Soulmate. He doesn't want to actively search for something he might not have, and he's happy with that.

    However, fate puts them together.

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    It's been four months since Venom and Eddie collided with the Avengers, and things have fully settled down. That is, until Venom announces they are expecting a child.
    The child is everything Eddie wasn't expecting, and he surely wasn't expecting the child to turn into a bloodthirsty killing machine. And when Carnage escapes, Eddie and Venom are left with no choice but to call the Avengers in hope of stopping Carnage, who is now hellbent on causing destruction

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    Wade goes to his Lamaze class and shenanigans occur

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    Peter drags Tony to the Superhero Convention, and both of them end up with some unexpected experiences.

    In which Tony knows how to deal with panic attacks, Loki is a flirt, and Peter fucking is Spider-Man, goddammit, what the fuck?

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    In where Wade Wilson is a professor at a college and it just so happens a student named Peter Parker is failing his class. Can Wade find a way to help his student before the year ends?

     

    Or AU where Wade is a teacher and Peter a student (no powers)

    ((Bare with me on this idea!xD))

    And where yours truly writes chapters not long enough at 1 am TvTyay!

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    Wade takes Peter out for a drive one day and offers to teach him to "drive stick"

     

    (It's exactly what you think it is.)

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    A few months after defeating Thanos, the Avengers are called out to San Francisco, where there are reports of a tar-like alien eating people. None of them are sure what to make of it, but bodies are dropping by the dozens and they're determined to get to the bottom of it. And that's when they stumble onto Eddie Brock, a 40 year old journalist with a dark secret in tow.

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    Peter has an unexpected phobia - Wade comes to his rescue.

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    Prompt - Wade finding a pregnancy test in the trash

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    Fictober2018 prompt fills for Spideypool.

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    A story; where Spider-Man meets the infamous merc with a mouth, Deadpool. Tony Stark told Peter two things; one is to find the missing people and capture the bad guys. Two is to stay away from Deadpool, simple as that. But he kind of disobey Tony because he and Deadpool started patrolling together and sometimes hangout.

    As days goes by, Peter doesn’t realize he’s having a feelings for Deadpool — which is obviously not good.

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    When MJ ditches Peter for their yearly bro-trip to Aunt May's cottage, Peter takes Wade along instead.

    Pretty Bad Idea (capitals needed) considering Peter was head over heels in love with the guy.

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